Looking Back: Charter Fucking Communications

You may remember that time in 2007 where I ranted and raved about how shitty Charter Communication’s service is. For a dumb guy that basically types ‘NUDEPOST’ every two weeks so you fools have a new blank slate to talk about fantasy baseball, I understandably don’t get too many hits from the ‘outside world.’  That post in particular, however has somehow made it to result #7 on a Google search of ‘chart fucking sucks’. That also means that we get disgruntled Charter customers coming along every once in awhile to add their thoughts to the ongoing nightmare that is ‘being a customer of Charter Fucking Communications.’ I am not a revolutionary, but if me swearing about these dumbfucks spreads some social media hatred that in any way could possibly impact their stupid company then I feel that the Internet has done its job. Good job, Internet.

On another topic, Flickr made some updates like WHOA; check out my gallery now, fools.

On a third topic, I’m interested in fooling around with a new forum system called Discourse. How about you regulars head over to the sandbox and play around with it. The main benefit (among others) would be no more need to call for a NUDEPOST, but there’s some other interesting shit in there too. I dunno, try it out and let me know if I should install it on my server.

TURDPRESS

Watching Scientist’s mind fracture upon the rocky shoals of fantasy baseball brings happiness to me; I love the dude but I always like my distaste for the phenomenon to be validated.

Here’s a neato Michael Jackson concert from 1988:

Where Should I Go From Here?

Whelp, looks like the ol’ Windows Desktop Application gravy train has pulled into the station; EVERYONE OFF THE TRAIN. To stave off Cal-like irrelevancy in the programmable compuhoosit marketplace I have to choose which type of development to focus my efforts on next. So, in an unbelievable act of stupidity I ask the Whazzmaster.com Community what I should look to do in my career– should I focus on:

  • Windows 8-style App Store development?
  • Desktop Mac App Store development?
  • Javascript SPA (Single Page Architecture) front-end development?
  • Java Web Services development?
  • iOS (iPhone/iPad) development?
  • Android development? (Not gonna happen)

Any ideas? Lawman? What do you think? Does Jen H. have any ideas for what I should do next? Blargle.

I’ll Just Leave This Right Here

HELLLLLLO LADIES

Scubby sent me a link of Cal, v2013. I see a resemblance but I’m not yet willing to believe that he left California, moved to Sheboygan, grew eight inches, and tricked a UW scout into believing that he could play baskets n’ balls.

For the rest of you folks, know that I have been following the chatter on wm but have been quite busy between work and child. I hope you’ll excuse the radio silence and just keep clucking about obscure MMA fighters, guns, poker, and Cal. I saw that I was invited to the CWS Holiday Party; wish I could go but shit’s still going down at work. I’m off the entire month of April so we have some free time. Perhaps we could go on a road trip around Wisconsin and visit friends with the baby. Scientist, you can marvel at how such a tiny thing could cry for so many hours straight. Kalish, you can live (or re-live) the thrills of waking up at 2am, 3am, 4am, and then 5am (up for good at that point) while a tiny wretch screams his head off. PARENTHOOD~!

Have scotch ale on hand.

Whoa

Sorry gentlemen! My RSS reader was fucked up and I didn’t see any comments coming through. I guess I just figured you were all feeling each other up in a Minneapolis park and didn’t have time to check in on lil’ old Whazzmaster.com anymore.

In your honor I am revealing this Newd Post. Spacebee and I are kinda tired from no sleep at night, so I currently have no other topics to discuss.

Dungeon Gone

I did three things tonight:

  1. Updated WordPress, which broke the universe and made me start fixing things one by one, which led to…
  2. …fixing the time and time zone of the server, which broke the current thread since new comments are going back in time.
  3. And since everything was cocked up anyways I just went ahead and started using a new, simpler theme.

There’s still some bullshit that doesn’t work (it IS still turdpress) but maybe I can get it working. Shrug. I dunno.

Fighting Out of the Red Corner…

Yo ho hello there went to Meriter Hospital and had a kid there.

Andrew James “A.J.” Moneypenny was born today. He seems like a tough little kid and from all accounts looks exactly like me when I was born. Good or bad? You decide.

I’m off of work for two weeks while we settle in at home, so come by and visit if you know us and stuff. We’d be happy to let you look at him or hold him or whatever.

Cal- when you having a baby? Right after that treasure hunt win?