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The Undertaker Forced To Manage Eddie Guerrero’s Funeral

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  1. maddddddddddddd says:

    WOULD THEY??????? no…………………… nooooooooo. right? nooooooooooooooooooooooo. maybe????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no way. nooooooooooooooooooo. maybe? oh god they did.

  2. eddie says:

    come on ess’ay, i’m sober now… how you think i could die in a hotel ess’ay? VATO LOCO ESS’AY! CHINGATO, I’M ALIVE VATO!

  3. latino community says:

    i wonder how spinning rims will be incorporated into eddie’s funeral?

  4. hypothetical says:

    suppose eddie is alive. SUPPOSE. shouldn’t someone go to jail?

  5. wwwhazzzz says:

    Hooleeee Shit that is funny. The little show in my mind because of these words is A plus 100000.

    “I know you’re backstage, ‘Taker, and if you’re the man you say you are, then you’ll have the balls—and basic funerary-organization skills—to come out here right now and accept this challenge!”

  6. Anonymous says:

    Who knew he had funerary skills.

  7. Kristi says:

    Wirkus- What’s your email address? I have a few ideas for wedding songs that may not make you puke. I hate a lot of stuff, & I don’t hate these songs. So you might like them. Also, on the topic of the Undertaker…who knew he was still in business? I have not watched wrestling for like 20 years, & I think he was wrasslin’ then. Props to you, Undertaker, on outliving the old dudes. Except the Hulk…but he only remains relevant because of his hot daughters.

  8. Will Riker says:

    wow…. whazzmaster list format with 1 entry. very nice.

  9. wwhazz says:

    1. I was posting at work and had to run.
    2. Hogan’s daughter is not hot.
    3. I took 3rd in a Omaha Hi Lo Limit tourney. Mother of shit did that take a loooooooooooong time.

  10. wwhazz says:

    Yikes! I was reading some old posts and came across this:

    “Ok, I bet 20$. If they win, I get 36$ and Bellgirl, my beautiful baby, gets taken on the hottest 36$ date ever. If they lose, I lose 20$, I write up a contact that states I will never, ever bet on the Brewers again and sign it with my own blood, and I punch myself in the nuts. My plans for the rest of the evening: drink Miller Lite and scream at the TV. Go Brewers”

    What happened to that contract?

  11. sean says:

    Yea jessie you can send stuff here it just takes a little while. My address is Barrio El Centro Casa #52 Yamabal, Morazan, El Salvador, Cento America. Would really like to go but dont know really how realstic that is.

  12. wwhazz says:

    More than understandable. But thought we would still ask…

  13. Anonymous says:

    1) Thanks Wirkie
    2) I say we put together a fund for Sean to come to the wedding.
    3) That’s all. I am allotted about 5 posts on this site yearly, & I think this may be #3, so I have to watch it.

  14. bellygirl says:

    thanks for the address sean, we’ll send you an invite, maybe you’ll even get it before the wedding and definitely understandable if you can’t make the journey…. glad to know you’re alive down there.

  15. hypothetical says:

    i pledge $71 towards the sean to come to the wedding fund.

  16. maddddddddddddddddddd says:

    perhaps you remember: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYY

  17. katiek says:

    I just got the whazz/bellgirl invite. Very mushy and cute. I loved it.

  18. GMX says:

    1. Long time no post.
    2. Moneypenny should put together a post about his first encounter with the bar known as Winters (also my place of employment).
    3. After visiting said bar, Moneypenny put his finger in Blaine’s butt crack for 5 American Dollars.
    4. Yuck!

  19. maddddddddddddddddddd says:

    that post just caught me up a LOT

  20. wirk-a-poo says:

    Hey wirkuses…
    1. Are you have a rehersal on Thursday the 5th? If so, what time?
    2. You need some sort of name that reflects both wirkus and bellgirl… bellkus? Wirkgirl? Wirkbellwhazz?
    That’s all.
    Love,
    KTK

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