If you could have any kind of dog, it would be a… I am a bootlicker; the only dog I would want is a pug. I don’t like dogs in general, but I like Parker. For instance: I don’t like Quincy. My parents skittish dog would also not make my list.

The book that most informed your personality is… actually, it was probably a book I read when I was young about two kids at camp, one of which is good at everything but hates it and the other who isn’t good at anything and hates it. The book is about their combined efforts to build a dam to flood the camp. Just found out what it was called: “I Want To Go Home“. Click the link and read the excerpt. What you should know is that the book spends the entire plot getting to that point where all hell breaks loose and then Rudy just deadpans the climax. I still think the idea of this book is hilarious, and fuck everyone who doesn’t agree. Here’s a kid who has the ability to win olympic medals in almost every sport known to man, and his idea of fun is building a dam out in the forest all summer so that on the last day it floods the entire camp and makes it so he can escape camp. And its told from the POV of a kid who isn’t good at shit, so he agrees that destroying the camp is the best way to go so he won’t have to play baseball and suck in front of the other campers. I could go on and on, and probably will later on.

The city you wish you could move to is… hmm, Milwaukee maybe?

What you would be doing with you life if you were a millionaire… throw a party in Hawaii. Those who know of my extended plans for this party know that it would be so awesome your face would melt if you looked directly at it.

If money were no object, but you had to take on a career, you would be a… Racing Sausage.

What will it take for Timmer to actually post something…. take Parker hostage and Lynn will force a post.

If you could have any kind of dog, it would be a… pizug

The book that most informed your personality is… as a young man, Nine Stories, but now, maybe the Moviegoer or Confederacy of Dunces.

The city you wish you could move to is… Las Vegas though San D is a-ok.

What you would be doing with you life if you were a millionaire…same as now but on a grander scale.

If money were no object, but you had to take on a career, you would be a… owner of either the Pub or Landmark.

What will it take for Timmer to actually post something…. I could just call him and tell him to do it.

If you could have any kind of dog, it would be a… beagle

The book that most informed your personality is… Magic of Krynn (thanks Zach)

The city you wish you could move to is… anywhere in Door Co.

What you would be doing with you life if you were a millionaire… Living in Door Co and not much

If money were no object, but you had to take on a career, you would be a… the same as I have now, but taking less crap from my boss

What will it take for Timmer to actually post something…. no idea

Hopefully that was a source of at least some amusement.