Oh Dick Cheney, you so crazy. Shootin’ a 78-year-old in the face with a shotgun, and then taking off for a nice dinner while they dig 7 1/2 shot out of his face, neck, and chest. You really are the King of All Motherfucking Evil.
I, on the other hand, do not hunt caged quail(s?). I hunt motherfucking apartments, and I do this with no remorse or regret. I need a place to live, and DOOM comes to the apartment that betrays my sense of fiscal responsibility or style. I’m slipping out of work today (ninja *VANISH* __/~~poof~~\__) to go check out an apartment in San Francisco. Then I’m leaving work slightly early to go to JUDD’S WEDDING REHEARSAL. In case you forgot, I’m performing the ceremony. I’m dressed to the Nines and ready to Rehearse. What? You want me to perform the ceremony while doing a handstand? A tripod would be infinitely more workable, but OK, you’re the groom.
Tommorow’s the wedding, and then this weekend I gotta get on with the get on to finalize apartment plans. USAA won’t give me auto or renter’s insurance until I actually tell them a specific address. Also, since I’m going to visit The Wirksusesss next weekend (!), I need to move my shit in a hurry. Anyone who wants to help me move, I’ll buy you a burrito and a Hey Dude! commemorative plate.
– well we’ll be right back after these messages/fellas grab your nutsacks, chicks squeeze yer breastesses
first.
good luck with the hunt brother! i’m all about moving let me know when/where and then come pick my sorry ass up. and then drop me off after please. after i eat my burrito, that is.
ca ca cal
i think cal and moneypenny should live together.
what if the government built huge buildings with individual rooms that had room for a twin size bed, a small table big enough for the laptop connected to the internet sitting upon it, then a 2 foot long closet area with rail to hang clothes on. that’s it. and you got to live there free of charge, no strings. food is also provided. would you turn it down? if so, why?
I’d cxl it only because of my wife. Interesting thought on the same subject. A couple of years ago an artist had a show at the Milwaukee art museum on this very subject… sort of. The artist imagined a future of overcrowding and she/he designed rooms about this size. It was pretty cool because they thought up many little tricks to save room and personalized each one to show the users individuality shine through.
The artist designed about 7 or 8 of them.
If this place is in San Diego next to the beach I’ll take it, because then it would be worth more than the market value in relation to the “free of charge” which actually comes out of my taxes. If it’s in South Dakota I’d rather keep the “free of charge” part of my taxes and buy something bigger. It’s seems to be a socialist vs. capitalist argument.
madd, call if yer playin
went to the card club here… good times. so i park my car, chug my red bull, get my shit together and walk in when i see this chick like 30 yards away get out of her car at the exact same time… brain oddness meter twitching, but i tell it to calm down. why was she just sitting in her car too? i mean… i know why i was, but someone else too getting out at the same time too… hey wait, she is adjusting her path as to intersect with mine. bah, she is like 40 and life has hit her sqawr in the everywhere. oh great, she’s talking to me…. “you come here before?”… “yeah a few times, you?”… “no, i’m just looking to meet someone for the night” i remember thinking about who the fuck would ever say something like that… “ha, well, good luck with that”. blah blah blah after a few more questions she’s making it perfectly clear she is a prostitute, but every alarm in my body says this whole situation is off. a sober prostitute in 17 degree weather outside of a card room? she kept asking dumb fucking questions so i blew her off. i put my name on the board, buy some chips and stand by the entrance about 20 feet from the security stand when the old ugly ass stupid sober wanna be hooker starts talking with the cop there. i watch intently… bitch’s body language has changed and she seems to be interacting with the officer in an intelligent fashion. i watch some more and bitch starts going through papers and shit on the table, and then talks on the fucking walkie talkie on the table! i was a mark in a fucking undercover prostitute sting outside the card room! that is fucking bullshit, and i should have just punched her donkey ass in the face from square 1. seriously, “active sonar” police work is such a fucking waste of resources. big j, tell me 2 things interesting about undercover case law precident. that shit should be 100% illegal.
what if i would have switched the game on her and told her i was a prostitute and i would get it on with her for a price… would she bust me? i mean, all i did was the same thing she did… but it’s breaking the law, right? or is the act breaking the law? or is intent to break the law enough? unless a dick goes into something, after money has changed hands, then nothing wrong has happened. when i see those fuckers in the hotel sting operations bust the dudes right after they agree to pay… i mean, how is that different than the cop who is in the exact same conversation breaking the exact same law? our fucking legal system is going to destroy this country in my lifetime.
I must say: interesting story to run into at 3:30 in the AM.
Bed time. Nothing like a nice negative 24$-11 hour-3 table session to send you to bed with sweet, sweet, sweet, dreams. The cards should stop flipping across my closed eyelids sometime next week. Zach, I’ll help you move.
That is bullshit Madd. First of all, I don’t think prostitution should be a crime. It is two consenting adults with one wanting a service and another wanting money so he/she can go buy other goods or services. I think those sting operations are a waste of time. That lady was basically creating the crime for people to commit by being there that wouldn’t have occured otherwise. If we had bank workers drop a $100 bill walking across the lobby and then arrested anyone who picked it up and didn’t return it, people would think that was absurd.
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that is what backgammon is for wwwwwwwwzzzzzzzz, play a few games and it nulifies the cards flipping on the eyelids. tetris also works. a cup of scotch and full house re-runs on tivo also works, but i wouldn’t know anything about that. did you all hear little stephanie tanner is in rehab for meth addiction? GMC’s dream girl gets taken down a notch… or maybe up a notch… i don’t really know how meth rehab works on GMC’s bitchometer i suppose.
almost was in love with a meatball.
Weaaaahlll, you know what they say, nothing livens up a Mr. Meatball better thaaaaan AN AMAZING PAIR OF JUGS!
prostitution is only illegal to hinder the reproduction of people that would make prostitution their career. it’s government mandated genocide. lets REVOLT!
weather forcast for friday here? -2 degrees “bitterly cold”. anyone want to go to vegas in early march? i need a vacation. anywhere above -2 degrees.
Guess what? I got a summer job. It’s in East Africa. No joke.
R U JOKIN ME?
guess what? minnesota sucks. “Friday Night: Partly cloudy and frigid. Winds from the W at 8 mph. Low: -19° F, FeelsLike: -34° F. calgon, take me away.
Shoulda stayed out here, player.
I might be better AK-suited to an April Vegas trip, but I’m open to debate.
well i’m trying to travel over the next month… this cold is pissing me off. anyone got couches that need warming? tell me the days that work and i’ll be there. i will not travel to east africa.
in a bunch of NL cash games right now… started off tits, now it’s dirty asshole.
back to tits… set vs overpair = love.
every 7 minutes my day can switch from shitty to awesome. how i’m not insane at this point is a mystery.
one thing i really want to do is play on live at the bike. the show can be watched here. it’s at the bicycle casino in LA. anyone down for LA trip in early march?
Early March would work. After the 19th will not. Call me tonight. I’m playing all night after 9:00pm. Til then I’m resting up.
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the #1 MXC clip of all time… this should ammuse you for a good 10 minutes zach…
No, I’m not joking you. I’m gonna follow attorneys around who are trying to determine damage claims of civil liability for international law violations by the Ethiopian Army during the last war. The lady was like, there isn’t really any crime here (because no one has anything, not even food); the only problem is the remote chance that Ethiopia and Eritrea go to war again, but that would start along the border, and we’d have plenty of time for the Embassy to evacuate us.
I was like, sign me up. It sounds really cool and super intense, but the girl from Marquette who went last year was like, I mostly sat around, cleaned the office, and read books. She read 25 books in 10 weeks.
in ethiopia, most books are only 8 pages.
even books you bring into ethiopia… all of them. 8 pages.
i just got a call today from a woman who wants me to do a little movie about ethiopia. jen, weird common interests. first cuba and now this. what’s next on our social justice agenda?
i would like a little movie about you making a little movie about ethiopia. doable?
i would like to offer upon the english language the use of “ASS WARTS!” as an interjection. thank you.
i am drunk. fee fie foe drunk.
hey. suess. christo. i am drunk. i am also an excellent typist. not the greatest speller, but i try. damn, i am impressed with my typing. i am going super fast. i OWN>
wwwwwwwwwzzzzzzzzzz, the second after i hung up with you last night, a 5-10 table with an average $80 pot popped up from my waiting list. i sat. posted… 44. dude raises, tons of calls, i call. flop Q4Q capped all the way… SHIP IT! jesus christ, cash games 4 life. i say it all the time and i can’t listen to it.
i hate poker.
was that 7 minutes yet? bah. off to drink. still made $100 today. so fucking gay.
Scientist: RE: MXC: Oh yeah, that one fucking rocks. I kept it on the Tivo for, like, 12 months after that episode aired, just so’s I could watch it whenever I wanted.
Between you and me, Rumsey, we may just save the world. What’s your movie supposed to be about?
madd, you are more than welcome to make the behind-the-scenes of trilobyte movie if you are up for the challenge. i’ll move back to MN one of these days so maybe we’ll be neighbors. as for what this is about, i think AIDS. that is the hot ethiopia buzz right now, afterall. maybe brangelina will sponsor the thing.
done. sweet, my first movie deal. if anyone here has listened to me ramble, i have a large interest in the workings of the subconscious mind. here is a story about it… what they say about most people is what i have expected all along. conscious people are batshit stupid. whazzers however, i believe, tend to function the same on both levels. which to me would be ideal.
What about flies? I bet you could make a good movie about flies in Ethiopia.
i mean think about 2 kids cheating on a test… if one of them just marked down the answers of the other then the result is they both get the score of the 1 child, their answers become very predictable, and the teacher could easily see what was going on. now imagine 2 kids equally intelligent cheating on the same test and collaborating on the answers. which result is better? it’s obvious. consciously scrutinizing the subconscious and learning to subconsciously scrutinize the conscious ultimately leads to utopia… yet the media and velveeta cheese are working against this. fuckers. i am going to do something about it.
fun game
i got 3,000,000 on medium. i went nutty.
that is fun! 44669 on hard! i can do better!
my fingers feel strange 117385 on hard that is my best.
227909 on hizzzard
in many ways this man is just like cal. in many more ways this man is nothing like cal. have fun figuring out which parts are which.
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I’m posting this comment from cal’s computer in cal’s house. weird.
how am i like that person in the movie? because i got no ride? or that is how i am not like the person i suppose. i’m a heavy breather? goold night you losers!
i agree… lots of crazy cal there…