Hey everyone, it’s been an interesting week in Wisconsin and I’m glad whazzmaster.com had such fine stewards to keep things humming along while I’ve been indisposed. Spacebee does not have what you’d call a Technological Infrastructure in her apartment, so I’ve only been able to check in every few days or so.
It’s just about halftime in the Packer game and what started out as a Hot Start by the Pack has now turned into Shitty Middle. Man, Young Grand Dad is going down in the first week. Weee.
Thursday we Dry Bean’d it and I karaokeed Bust A MOve to a so-so, meh, kinda enthusiastric crowd. Friday was Wedding Day as Spacebee and I attended one of her nurse friend’s wedding and reception. I partied with free Miller Lite and sundry husbands and boyfriends of nurses as Spacebee danced and did shots of Maker’s Mark at the bar. Holy man I think her eyes glazed over when she did that.
We had to wake up early on Saturday to get ready to The EndTimes Tailgate with her entire family and I was feeling like muck so I proposed a Bloody Mary bar. A quick trip to Copps (Copps?!) and we had such mundane items as pickles, olives, and celery along with more exotic prizes like summer sausage and cheddar cheese. I had a delicious (DELICIOUS!) bloody and then we set about cooking 24 brats, 10 burgers, and 6 brat patties. I don’t know where these people grew up, but everyone made fun of me cuz of the brat patties. They’d never heard of them and mocked me. Pfffft. Do I care? No, I just ate three of them with my new pal: CAL. Yes, his name is CAL. For real, not because of video golf.
After the tailgate we headed down to the stadium and it was great to see a Wisconsin game again. I hadn’t seen the new stadium yet and it was pretty good. Our seats were on the 20 yard line across from the new tower of suites (facing The Shell) and it was a good game after a rough first half. We stayed for the Fifth Quarter and Spacebee and I danced in the stands. POLKA! Afterwards we headed over to the ~JORDAN’S~ Big Ten Pub, then Regent Street Retreat, then a side trip to BUCK’S~! before heading back to the Big Ten again. Result: drunkeness.
SO that brings us to today: Spacebee sleeps on the sofa as I watch the halftime show and type this up. Now on to pending business:
- I’m tentatively signing the lease on the Tobacco Row apartment on Monday. We went to see it on Friday and it’s pretty swanky; it’s a corner unit with a balconey. There will be plenty of room for whoever wants to crash there.
- I need to get a hold of rumsey and o’neil for a meeting of the minds. Preferably there will be dinner and/or booze involved.
- KURT VAN RYZIN IS COMING TO TOWN! I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m. So. Scared!
- Madddddddddddddd, sorry I didn’t call you. If you want to come down here one day it could be Wednesday night cuz I don’t have anything to do on Thursday. Spacebee said you could sleep at her place since you’ve let her crash in your house so many times. KINDNESS REPAID!
- I think it’s funny that LuchaLumps has been put in Team Girlfriends. That’s a dude I work with at Intuit.
- Recruiting starts Tuesday and then interviews are on Wednesday. I’m absolutely getting a good night’s sleep on Tuesday night.
- If Tim Hobson is reading this, I talked to a Mountain View-to-Madison transplant at the tailgate yesterday and got the hot tip on some good coffee in this burg. It’s called EVP and they supposedly have some Peet’s-level stuff. I’m gonna go try it out later today.
HOLLLLARIT Quince! Second half is starting.
the packers suck and so does nursing, zmoney glad you’re living up with my gfriend spacebee and her family, sounds like fun. over and out parker in san dog ohio
ps- FURSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
oh snap, i thought i missed the train and you were shipping out today. rach-o’s sister was in town so we were bumming around here, and puking on butterscotch rum. right now i’ll give you the 51-49 edge that i’ll make it. justifying a 10 hour drive for 1 night is tough, but doable.
That, my friend, is why you are the king.
hmmmmmmm……. i could leave tomorrow and hang 1 night in milwaukee, then one night in racine, then up to madison, then back on thursday night. 3 nights instead of 1 for about 30% increase in drive length. thats called super sizing, homie.
anyone along that path that would like to provide me with jager shots along my journey like the marathon helpers do for the REAL cal?
wow… even i might not understand that sentance
i want free booze
oh, thanks.
“Sorry, you can only post a new comment once every 15 seconds. Slow down cowboy.” haha. SLOWWWWWWWW DOWN THERRRE COWWWWWWWWWBOYYYYYYY!
Yo, yo poker was real kind last week:
Wednesday:
Won 5 $10 sit and goes in a row.
Bubbled 1 $30 sng.
Thursday:
6th of 1818 in a $6 terrbo multi
Sucked in a $20 turbo multi
17th of 123 Long Dong Goodnight
Friday:
$10 turbo multi DNF
$10 turbo multi DNF
$10 turbo multi 2nd of 160 (raped heads up)
$20 turbo multi DNF
Saturday:
$5 turbo multi DNF
$5 turbo multi DNF
$5 turbo multi 6th of 210
$20 turbo multi DNF
Overall a lot of quality over quantity. Cashed out a nice wad of cash, and next week (the 25th and 26th) we got a honeymoon suite at Mandalay Bay. SAwheat.
TNA wrestling has been pretty cool lately. why? the lasers.
i love idiot wisconsin logic… “Game Review: Packers Get Everything But ‘W’ Against Saints ” EVERYTHING!
BigJ, what do you think the state of “Meet the press” is? where are it’s roots, where was it a few years ago, where is it going?
every 2-4 table (5 of them): $27+ avg pot. every 3-6 table (3 of them): $45+ avg pot. people are punching and punching back. the hatred simmers.
and what do you do in war time? keep the most effective weapon for yourself and try to middle the other 2 sides arms deals. then, you roll 48 and charge purple to victory.
2007: hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate. hate.
2008 might be nice though. a lot less traffic SOMEWHERE.
well… it’s propping up wirksu’s poker bankroll at least. ZINGER!
gotta love those health care girls… they’ll keep you in the RICH house. CAL!
rach-o tells me about old rich ladies she gives therapy to that will even snipe like “i paid $30,000 this month to stay here” or some shit like that, and i’m like… damn… old people got money. and damn, why doesn’t my girl get a bigger cut of that? health care is a H.U.S.T.L.E$$$
but if you are going to base an economy (something set up to help people) on, seems smart to base it on something that inherently helps people.
like… health care. the idea of it.
Wirkus: I’d have to agree with Madd’s assessment of your lawsuit. But, maybe if I knew more about things like antitrust law, I could give you a different answer. I’ll see what I can find.
Moneypenny: I am free all week. Emily is leaving Thursday morning for Boston. I think I would like to go to dinner at Sardine (the newest, bestest restaurant in town) sometime before she leaves, if you would care to join us. Or if you had cooking in mind, that’s good too.
MP, spoke with kurt this weekend and he’s planning on a mind meld too so i’ll call you when there’s a plan. you and the space should come over and check out our new pad. we have a gravy boat even! and a 2nd floor porch! maybe aaron could mix up some hot bubblin’ gravy for you to pour on the people downstairs.
o’neil: i’m calling you right now.
Hey… what part of town are you moving to? When are you moving???
yay. I knew you’d come back
1. I’m moving just about kitty-corner from the Echo Tap, in the Tobacco Row apartments. My lease starts Nov. 1.
2. I have made contact with o’neil; plans are being formulated and re-formulated.
3. Went to the Henry Vilas Zoo today. I never realized how fuckin weird most animals are. Monkeys are funny, spiders are terrifying, and penguins are funny. Giraffes: just weird. Rhinos equal MONSTERS. Ostriches = hilarious. This concludes Zach’s Zoo Review.
hey hommie echo tap! we’ll miss you out in nor cal. i’m finished with this test on oct 1 come and hang out with your old pal cal. your old DUMB pal cal that is…
143 on stupid test completely cold, then two weeks later 147. two weeks later… 146. upsetting.
bear in mind 150 is AVERAGE
here’s a question:
cal is an idiot and scored way below 150. 150 is the average score.
According to the above statement it logically follows that cal is a(n)
a) idiot
b) below average idiot
c) airplanes
d) Rhinos equal MONSTERS
e) cal scored low
hmmmm… the answer that best… cal is… hmmmm… “idiot” is true but does it answer the question… i did score low… oh god i’m running out of time… “D” Rhinos equal MONSTERS!!!
WRONG. THE CREDITED ANSWER IS:
“B” BELOW AVERAGE IDIOT
just give up, cal.
hm…. like 3 seperate poker sites are down on different poker networks, party is up though, and every other site works fine. perhaps net neutrality fuckers are trying to sabotage poker traffic. time to add heuristic DE-analysis.
or party poker is on the offensive and DDOS’ing all the other sites. if i were them, in their position, that is what i would do. genius.
at ultimate bet, they sort their tables by name, and not by stakes. people can not be this dumb…. but they are.
i love this shit. pointless “terrorism” is so fun.
cal, if you decide NOT to give up, and would like to ask me a question (even though i only got 5/7 which is probably like a 110), maybe i could explain things the way i think it out and that might help even though it’s not TheSystem. get AOL IM. i’m “madd scieezer” (no quotes) (no message about no quotes). i really have nothing else to do, and thinking shit out like that keeps me sharp on the other screen, so you’re actually helping me. HOLLLLLLLLLLARIT
it’s not technically free time… it’s just fragmented throughout my work hours good for nothing else and i like to make use of it. this offer only applies to cal.
maddd, i just found out about your affection for turtles. my dad has 3 fossilized turtles weighing in at about 400 lbs each. one is *pristine* museum quality and has its entire “skirt” around its shell intact. if you ever want to babysit one for the day, my parents house (which also houses many fossils) is about 20 minutes away from where you live.
wait… so are there living turtles?
4 minutes. i’m on my game tonight.
wait a minute… i see what is going on here… “i hear about your affection for turtles… my dad knows this 400 lb turtle…” WHAT… so the 200 lb turtle wouldn’t take my call? screw that… i’m keeping my options open.
i had a 50lb snapper i caught with my bare hands living in the bed of my pickup for a year in college. i fed it grapes. then i let it go in the la crosse marsh… i bet that fucker is PWN#IN%$@ the ecosystem hard core. and turtles: you deserve it. many smart decisions on the evolutionary tree.
2 live crew had the baddest dj on god damn earth.
thanks skeezer i’ll send u a im. screw TheSystem.
what titties?! huh?!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIRE!
do you think when P puffy puff daddy diddy p diddy said “i buy a 50 pound bag of *UH* for the month”… well… do you think he meant 50 pounds as a unit of measure or brittish currency? exactly how much do you puff?
i think “P” is playing with “daddy” and “diddy” to imply “dode-y”… which timmah can confirm means one with a big dode. one who is dodish. penially inclinified. anyways… I’M ON TO YOU PUFF DODE!
there is “DOO WAHP”.
there is “DOO WAH DIDDY”.
don’t you see what he’s doing? so trivial.
he’s middling himself. he’s a middler.
within the next 6 years, home PC will be sold as groupings of small stackable components instead of a singular “box”. it makes so much more sense for upgradeability ease, and replacement of only what is broken… china: get to it.
i wonder if the china firewall blocks whazzmaster?
Worried about the loss of erectoin? EVEN if you have no
erectoin problems SOFT CIA6LIS would help you to bring
back some romantic moments that u lost in past.
Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action
in 15 minutes. SOFT CIA1LIS! It makes your lovemaking incredible!
CAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didn’t post that, but i get that email above like 40 times a day. none of the spam filters catch it. GENIUS.
the PLEXTOR PLEXWRITER cd drive i bought like 4 years ago just crapped out. i’m reading online that this is almost STANDARD. how long am i to expect my home electronis to last before i need to replace them all? perhaps dynex disposable’s that are 89% SHIT might be the only answer. now i see how america got to where it is. strawberry eggo’s are the shizzzznit.
I’m coming to you live and direct from the ECS Career Fair in engineering hall. wiggity-wiggity-wiggity. How’s it going elsewhere, whazzmaster.com?
swimmingly in san dog, thanks for asking.
Good. Spacebee and I spent some quality time with the o’rumsey contingent last night. Scotch and pie = delicioso.
so whats on the crankalator tomorrow? still not sure what i’m doing.
Yo whazzmaster wrestling fans (madd, whazz, stiffly, KTK)
Catch Smackdown! this Friday. I’d like to see what you think. Last week’s was some of the best wrestling I’ve seen in years.
King Booker is one of the top champs I’ve every seen. He calls it his Smackdown Kingdom and sometime he does color on the match in full King Booker-speak (he calls people scoundrels and knaves and says they are jousting in the ring). And he has queen Charmel and she can make the best B-movie “I’ve just seen a monster faces” ever.
JBL is the regular color guy and he is doing a great job.
Finlay has his little midget, and Bobby Lashly (dude looks like a monster but talks like Mike Tyson but with more of lisp) are both fun. The only real “wrestler” looking dude is Batista. We’re talking a real freak show even by wrestling standards.
In the middle you got Regal (who is tickled that Booker knighted him.. Finlay was also knighted but he didn’t care…) and Rey is feuding with Vicki and Chavo Guererro (yes, Vicki). Vito wrestles in a dress.
Good stuff. Good stuff.
i’m going to tell you all the secret of poker. making. markets. it’s that simple.
ok i told tivo to get it. king booker is quality. they could take that story everywhere or nowhere. then putting all the rest under the umbrella of “smackdown kingdom” makes the main character a supporting character for everyone else. the story fucks itself very well. now, it just needs a temptress.
and with an election year coming up, spinning the idea of “who is going to kill/replace/dethrown the king” is already rampant. good marketing.
I hope they ride it ’til Wrestlemania.
eddie murphy and arsenio hall should come do a guest spot with booker… it certainly wouldn’t hurt either of their careers.
King Booker just looks so damn happy with that crown on his head. He’s on ECW tonight. Hopefully Balls Mahoney gets involved…
A little more Smackdown! praise:
Ken Kennedy, hailing from GREEN BAY WISCONSIN is pretty cool.
Boogeyman is… what he is.
Davari is always fun.
Matt Hardy is ok… Taker comes out and stinks the joint up every now and then. And Mark Henry (like King Booker) kinda blows my mind when I follow his career from day one til now. With both of them you connect an entire galaxy of dots that make no sense from dot to dot, but when viewed from a distance create a beautiful constellation.
And Funaki and Scotty 2 Hottie dutifully job the night away each and every week.
I quit Smackdown for a loooooong time, but now I think I’m gonna give RAW a break.
much like pure ether, i usually only do pro wrestling socially, and only when offered.
rednecks blowing up a toilet.
1. good fucking show.
2. the chuckle the guy gives after it explodes and baseball sized pieces of toilet are flying all around is beyond me.
there are 2 paths…
1. they were far away, and very safe, and somehow were mic’d up…. then, yeah… pretty cool, but i think i’d still be concerned about where those pieces were going… this dude, nope, straight to unquestioned pleasure. so i’m more apt to conclude:
2. he is drunk and much much crazier than I. which gets us back to
3. good fucking show.
how about some government level explosions. for the guys there, it blows my mind. this war is building a generation of soldiers that know if they take morters from a person on a building… that an f16 will fly in with a 500 lb bomb and destroy it while you wait on the other side of the river with your video phone getting hyped with your buddies. then afterwards, fuck it… fire your M16 into the rubble…. your commanding officer says it isn’t neccessary and to stop, but fuck it… they mortered you and you just dropped a 500 pound bomb on the building and now you’re telling me what to do, fuck you i’m firing my gun. then the racial slurs…. annnnnnnnnd scene. WAR!
yo yo yo, WHERE U AT?!
yo, lebanon, yo! U got 3g fone? chek dis!
TITE!
word.
borgata final table has a dude named “Blaise Ingoglia”… best name ever?
TITE! .
yo yo yo, BI! BNE!
scientist, you coming down to madison tonight? come one down, you’re the next contestant on the price is right!
I have made contact with KVR. He is all smiles and sunshine.
1. If KVR has any interest in becoming a professional wrestler, steer him towards Smackdown! Try to book him in a program with King Booker or at the very least, Sir William Regal.
2. Cal, why do you want to be a lawyer?
3. oneil and K-car, I need to see you at my San Diego office. KTK and Rumsey, please call each other and work out the details. It would mean a lot to me. We are here until May…
i thought he was just taking the LSAT for graduate school… or is you going to lawyerin graduate school? CAL?! CAL?!
o’neil, what is your #1 gripe with the US legal system? now lets say you got 3 genie wishes to create or remove any laws… what if cal offered a deep tissue massage for you to take his LSAT for him?
god damn it.
me personally, i do not believe in the implications of precedent. every situation is unique, and pretending they aren’t can only get you in trouble. anti-trust laws are a joke in a world where police are trained to lie to you. one or the other clowns. and #3 is voting… i’ve explained my voting theories on here before, and they are sound. and who could make this happen? politicians. and who would this take power away from? politicians. so how is the only way the true IDEA of america can exist? by finding a new continent and conqueringing and starting from scratch, because 200 years later, haters are going to FUCK. SHIT. UP. walmart sells guns.
i’m going to run for city council on the “terrorist” ticket, and my platform will be explaining every weak point and how to exploit it in the american way of life. and i’m not going to say these stupid fucking sheep don’t know it, because they probably do, but now they are going to know that everyone else knows it too, and maybe they won’t be so easily led in the future by these asshats. VOTE TERRORIST!
walmart also sells crossbows if you need to do any close up, silent “work”.
Hmm. 3 wishes. Let me drink on it a bit. I’m probably leaning towards things like the federalization of criminal law, and the federalization of most other things too. KVR is now in my apartment.
Wirkus, when should I come to San Diego?
nixon federalized everything… then we realized nixon was a fraud… and every year since every program he started has had a bigger budget. this is like catching someone cheating in a poker game. you have played with them for 6 months. they are up $100,000 vs the group. the next biggest winner is about $40,000. then, you catch him fumbling trying to deal a 2nd or mark a card a swap a hand or something. what do you do? you can’t prove he ever cheated before this, but… uh… he’s a cheater, it’s quite likely he did, especially considering his wins. so OPTIONS:
1. tell him to leave and never come back.
2. take all the money he has on his person, then ask him to leave the game and never come back.
3. beat the shit out of him, take all the money he has on his person, then dump him outside.
4. beat the shit out of him, take all the money he has on his person and demand the $100,000 be returned to the group.
5. beat the shit out of him, take all the money he has on his person and demand the $100,000 be returned to the group, or he will be killed.
it seems like america’s stance as far as politics is concerned is #1… but with politics, we didn’t lose anything… we GAINED new liabilities in government programs and laws… and instead of RETURNING these liabilities we have decided to CLINCH on to them with undying will. seems pretty dumb to me. but i’m a #5′er. i see the federal government having the same authority as the UN… when the UN told america to do something, and america didn’t want to, IT DID WHAT IT WANT! so if federal government says something for the state government to do and it doesn’t want to, didn’t you just set up a precedent for US to do what WE want?! no. why? because the federal level of the us government has all the bombs. the UN doesn’t have the bombs. the UN is america’s toy… a joke of beta countries that we’ve convinced to build us things and give us stuff. so so dumb. perhaps i’ll drink as well.
nah, i’m going to walmart to buy more guns. and a crossbow.
you could also not beat the guy up and ask for the $100,000 back with threats of violence…
hahaha, RIGHT.
GOVERNMENT. NEEDS. MASSIVE. RESTRUCTURING. they are telling us this every time they say the terrorists are a threat. how can they be a threat when we have the nukes? GOVERNMENT. NEEDS. MASSIVE. RESTRUCTURING.
ironically, the genie you will be making these wish to… he’s a nazi.
hey, but don’t worry guys… if we don’t do anything… history has shown us we will only lose $100,000 every 6 months, and we wont even have to fight! not fighting is WAY cool!
i present the thrilling finale to: 28 day slater. enjoy.
sure we’ll be broke in 4 years, but NO FIGHTING! YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH! fighting is for people who aren’t free to not fight for what they aren’t sure what they don’t want. and that’s america. and i’m willing to not fight for it.
look, accusations get out of hand… lets just let mr nixon go on his way. have a nice day mr nixon. thanks for your dutiful service to our country.
you want that $100 large back?
no no no, keep it, and we’ll add 11% every year for inflation and make sure it goes where you want. THANKS AGAIN!
FOR CHEATING US
bah. confederacy of dunces indeed.
with all these new liabilities, america is unable to do what the entire point of america is: to do something petty as large as we can because we are free to do anything that we want. a few decades ago “hey, you know what would be awesome, 2 fucking giant office buildings in the heart of new york”. “OK!”. today “hey, you know what would be awesome, 2 fucking giant office buildings in the heart of new york”. “uh… man, we’re busy with all this nixon stuff…. like… man, i doubt we’ll ever have time… you know what…. how about you put a post it on my monitor or something. like maybe late 2030s or something we can maybe commit a small amount of resources to research or something, but no promises”. i just don’t get it.
Cal, forget the LSAT. Become the scientist’s apprentice. He will teach you Omaha hi low and Bichon Frise husbandry. You will dine on Milios or Jimmy Johns (Big Mike’s Super Subs is now Milios or Jimmy John’s…it became BOTH) and Frisbee golf in a magical forest.
The invitation to lawman and kcar is an invite to all married men. It’s a convention. Bring tapes of your wedding. WE WILL ROCK OUR WEDDING RINGS. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng blung.
Survivor football: a sick joke. Next year, week one, I’m picking whoever plays New Orleans.
actually… i have a minimum LSAT requirement of 155 to be my apprentice. HOLLLLLLLLLARIT!
Cal, the skeezer has two computer screens. On one, you will play cards and on the other he will regale you with videos of exploding toilets. He also has a lap top, so you can work on your own special cal projects. Sometimes he will drink vast quantities of Captain Morgan’s and you will fan him with a towel, maybe even take control of a runaway tournament he registered for and passed out. Day will become night and night will become mid afternoon. You will dance in St. Paul and when it is all said and done, you will bend the very laws of mathamatics that created the MADD SCIENTIST…you just might bump into Arlo. AND THEN YOU WILL BE READY… to become KING of your very own small world.
didn’t you lose week 1 last year too and your girl had to ride dirty for you?
Yeah, she made a run.
Baby I’m getting a ride home in the AM and katie needs out air mattress for the weekend, ok. love you, bye.
p.s. if you’re up for it after I get back from Ziki let’s go running by the ocean.
1. I’ll rent her the air mattress. I’m sick of people using our stuff for free. When we gonna get it back? Never? It’s not leaving this house without a deposit.
2. Ocean run: no thank you. A run around here? Maybe. The prospect of driving to the ocean, finding parking, running, driving home, showering has too many extra steps. Exit door, run, shower. See? Three easy steps, same great results. I see the ocean at least 2x a week… and it smells. Plus we gotta walk the dog unless you want to dedicate your day to walking and running (and traveling to exotic running destinations). My plate only has room for so much.
3. Bedtime: now.
but if you don’t want to run, then running in the neighborhood is like BLEH, but running by the ocean is at least you’re by the ocean… might as well run. and i’m off to bed as well. if i get up before noon 6.5 hours fat chance, then i’ll go to madison. if not, then not. i don’t set alarms, so just hope the dog licks me. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLARIT.
well husband screw your plate cause I sure would like a run by the ocean on my day off AND I will fit in walking the dog. Or we can bring him and you guys walk and I’ll run. whatever. hope the KVR meetup was a success. also there was a bomb threat at the old town trolley station this afternoon and I RODE THE TROLLEY at 6 pm the same night!!!! A little scary. what’s with all these bomb threats, there was one at Hortonville High this week too. Maybe someone is after the Gitters.
1. forget about that poker apprenticeship cal. i propose you and madd come work for trilobyte. i’ll give you cool things to do like…go to the post office. or if you’re really lucky, logging tape.
2. running by the ocean–one of my missed CA livin’ experiences. i used to beach it all the time. bummer. now just a bunch of algae lakes.
3. it cracks my shit up that the wirkusez use whazzmaster to stay in touch while at work. cell phones? no. email? no. it’s all about the blog.
good morning rumsey, wow you get up early, how come?
p.s. when did you live in cali?
yeah, when DID you live in cali?
tell us all about the p.p. debut, too!
i’ll do it, one apprentice coming up! stupid test is one week from Saturday, I’ll let you know how it turns out! over and out.
I like playing Thunder Road. Driving down to the ocean to play Thunder Road adds nothing to the experience except the headache of driving the car. I hate folding laundry. Driving my laundry down to the ocean and folding it there would not make me hate it any less.
Those algae lakes are just as good as the ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT DAMN IT
I like the ocean for:
1. looking at tiny crabs.
2. letting my dog play in it
3. as a source of food
Not on the list:
sunsets
running
touching the water
old men suck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
Okay. I’ll talk to Brian about a trip. Rumsey & O’neill, too. We might actually be able to swing it.
1. Cal’s apprenticship is about more than poker—it’s a life apprentiship. Cal, that goddamned kid, is in need of serious guidance.
2. KTK and Rooomsey: If you all can make it out here, great, but if you can only afford to send the husbands, that works too. I have a Plan A and a Plan B in mind: both are nice.
3. Mrs. Ocean run is still in bed. I should dump a GOT DAMN pail of water on her head.
bah. no madison. i sleep too much.
playing thunder road, you are looking at the board. doing laundry, you are looking at the machine. running, you got nothing to look at, or be around. if you run so you can get near naked and look good at a beach, then a beach would be motivation, plus all the people who live around the ocean are running too and other people driving in so it’s like a bunch of like minded people so you don’t feel crazy running for no reason. the only reason not to go to the ocean is because it isn’t neccessary… you are basing your arguement on sufficiency which is flawed logic.
i think cal should put on his flippers outfit and that should be the trilobyte productions splash. ABSO-LUTELY.
Yes, yes! And he’s drunk! Really drunk!
ON WHEAT GRASS!#^(*&#^)(&^!#