I cajoled Tim into making the pictures he took at my birthday dinner public on Flickr. So now it’s PICTURE TIME!
Thanks for showing up, everyone.
Leslie and Neetha figure out numbers and checks. Zach drinks.
Tim and Jordan get their Think On.
Adam Saraceno: Ridin’ Dirty
And finally, a nice little picture from our director’s goings-away party yesterday: me taping the VP of Engineering for an interview.
Hey cal,
It’s too quiet: say something to start a big fuss.
Moo Hoo
Ha Ha
cal is talking shit in the other thread. he ain’t done with you there yet. he OWNS you.
cause hulk hogan is a real big CHUMP. BE A MAN HULK!
Randy Savage: oooh yeeeeaah
i just learned today that in medical parlance, “vestibule” is the taintish area between a womans vulva and vagina. the pussy dmz. HOLLA. and i stole her fucking diamonds out of it. CAL!
YOUR PICTURES ARE DUMB YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE IN SLEEPY LAND OR BLURRY VILLE OR SOAP OPERA OR GOLDEN GOLDY GOLD LAND OR THE CORPORATE LAND OF CORPORATE PALS. GET THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE.
Hows that?
I Own You
good lurkers. continue to lurk. i swear, you post and you’ll regret it. this is Cal’s Space.
CAL’S SPACE!
Cal, quit hating my blog.
TEAM CAL FUCKING OWNS YOU
king fucking midas looking gold smirking fuck.
pushed a mother fuckers red bike down a hill and the site of rolling ammuses you touching shit turning it to gold and shit. you FUCK.
cal, make your peace, your time has come.
cal OWNS you
WHO!??!/!
WHO1//1/11????
LURKER PWNED YOU CAL!
yeah call.. what happened to “great. your name.” HAHAHAHATH)(*#^H#)A(T*h ONWED!#%(#@
ain’t no party like a team cal party cause a team cal party don’t stopppppppppppppppppp
hmmmm didn’t manage to shake things up much… sigh.
he’s right though, team cal parties don’t stop.
Last friday the Team Cal party didn’t start! You told me you were an old man with a broken hand and I should ring the bell upon alighting on your doorstep. Team Cal party don’t stop, indeed, sir.
buy this, then know INSTANTLY when the cal party will be stopping.
cal has inspired me to talk shit for the fuck of it today much more than usual. thanks, cal! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!
someone just said in the chat “i’m played here 10 years and never once muted a player. i just muted you”. fucking OWNED! hAhAHALKH^%ALH#^BBQ
bbq too.
#@#@#%$#%$$#$&*^&*(*()&##@&(^@@%! running sixes! he was dominated! a 1% chance! RUNNING SIXES?!
dude, that is funny. earlier with KT, i flopped a T and got all in with 4 left in SNG for chip leader pot when we had the same amount. dude bluff raised and i called. he had K7 no pair. his only out was the dealer danny running 7s and he hit. pokerroom might have the global doom switch on. BEWARE.
i’m playing with my control knob and 3 animated button control out on our new chair that matches the couch in the living room. if you haven’t been here since the wedding, it’s new. the laptop is on the matching ottoman, and the controls are up on the arms. it is out of my dreams. could not be happier. now i just need a spike in the back of my neck to plug me in directly to pokerroom. HOLLLLLLLLLLLLARIT. i seriously miss dealer danny. y’all don’t know. i saw that dude 6 hours a day for a year. we were like best pals that never spoke. the best kind. and then he blew up. don’t forget me dealer danny. never forget.
i accidentally folded a flopped flush. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. fucking buttons.
wow, i thought i fucked up, but it turns out that sometimes when i press the raise button it sends the fold signal! christ. worthless. i guess it’s a known software issue and they are fixing it supposedly, but grrrrrrrrr. i hate when shit doesn’t work right. someone should fucking roll. in fact, 7 people should. i flopped a fucking flush. dealer danny sort of smelled.
it boggles my mind how such a bug could exist in such a well made product. it’s like… WHOA! THAT. IS. WHAT. I. WANT. everything is perfect. whoever made this totally understands why and what it is. if the #3 button even has the CHANCE of doing the #1 action… that is like… man. that is some fucking dynex shit. dynex fucking sucks. optimus mini 3, i thought you were special. i hope this is a driver issue. hope hope hope. cal, did you get your score yet? are you taking it again? are you actually going to make use of my offers of myself this time? do you perceive ANY value to those offers? would you rather pretend you have a girlfriend than learn from me? have you considered a charcoal grey floppy hat? it’s totally the new brown.
until then, i make button 3 the call and button 1 the raise. then worst case scenario is minimized, but i think i’ll just not use it until i can guaranteed it fixed. and that is shitty cause i had a couple hours of MS. Fucking BLISS. and to all my constituants, word on the street is the bill is signed friday to all the more leverage timing in this FRAUD. this is LAW. this is the what BALANCES OR SOCIETY. and instead of making these laws in good faith, they are made in last minute SCAMS. anyways, firepay has stated that if the bill goes into law it will cease transactions with US players. neteller hasn’t said shit, but if firepay goes, it’s assumed they’ll almost have to. the poker sites themselves don’t care… it’s just the money pipelines they are after. if that happens all they are doing is creating a cash black market for anyone with money in their poker account. you don’t withdraw to neteller now… you gift voucher earl and he gives you cash. you want to deposit, you give it to earn and he gift vouchers you. the government can not stop earl. WE ARE ALL EARL. it’s a fucking JOKE done as an OBVIOUS POLITICAL MOVE and overall social DISTRACTION. GEORGE BUSH IS WORSE THAN NIXON. GEORGE BUSH SHOULD RESIGN IMMEDIATELY. DICKY SHOULD RESIGN AS WELL. I MEAN COME ON. IS IT EVEN A QUESTION? THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS. ADMITTED FELONS. contract fixing, drug snortin, MURDERERS. and people don’t care. and not only that, they don’t care enough to let new laws with no expirations be implanted into the future of humanity. and if you can’t make a better bomb, and the school’s funding keeps getting lower, and elementary education teachers keep getting dumber and dumber (LADIES, I’M ON TO YOU.) richer weapons, poorer schools = power begets power. i’mma learns ya. i’mma learns ya. midgets and motherfuckin leprochauns. they don’t want to see a black man make it.
the lobbiers for this law are convicted felons who represent indian casinos. and think about this… forget that this has ANYTHING to do with poker which might have ANYTHING to do with indian gaming. forget all that. just focus on the black market aspect. who benefits when a new cash black market is created? people who let you do things with cash……. like……… INDIAN GAMING. who loses out? EVERYONE ELSE. now instead of legit businesses handling the transactions and liabilities… you just got earl. and now earl might be making a lot of extra bucks charging $110 for $100 voucher, but in the end, earl is a CRIMINAL… and there are a lot of people that would run those businesses that won’t now because of the law. so now look where the money goes. these people don’t fucking think… people with cash want things, and people with power want cash and more power. it just doesn’t work long term. it CANT. WALMART SELLS GUNS.
AMERICA: REINVENTING THE MIDDLE-MAN SINCE 1776. fuck this shit.
don’t you think a capitalistic society would already have all the laws it needed in place about how and with whom you can transact your post tax currency when no goods or services are involved? i mean… FUCK. who is fucking letting them do this. they are adding that idea into law that THEY decide who you can do things with based on what they THINK that someone might do with someone else MAYBE outside of their jurisdiction. sounds a lot like a figurative berlin wall to me. DER BIST DEINED GENETTELER BEHEIST DONKEN SIE WIENERSNITZLE. hey earl, hold this 100… OK… hey earl, give me that hundo back… OK! i love you earl! i love you too! now the government is stepping in and saying, we don’t care what the fuck is going on here or what or whatever. steve down the street is sick of it. YOU TWO FUCKING STOP HANDING MONEY BACK AND FORTH. uh… but we’re friends… it’s cool. NO IT’S NOT! no really, it is. HEIL! HEIL! HEIL! every law they add is hypocritical to the original intent…. so either that WAS the original intent (GET ME THE FUCK OUT!) or every single person in office needs to be forcibly removed, and the system WIPED. i wonder if people were happy inside the wall….
hey! lets make a country based on a hypocritical assumption the forever propegates itself! sweet! got a boat?
BOAT? i’ll do you one better. i got a fucking camera that makes everyone picture look like a gold soap opera. nice! where was it made? north korea. oh.
23,000,000 residents played online poker last year. i’ll tell you one thing, this bill will create a LOT of jobs. it’ll take 100,000 people at least to police this 1 bill, and i hope you’re ready to build some new jail cells and train some new jail guards, which is actually what rach-o’s sister is going to school for, so hey… lets make some jobs. lets give people something to do. then when al franken comes along with a sane eye and a logical moral compass, then someone will always be able to say, this guy took away my job. al franken is the sole reason that my sister-in-law is unemployed. it’s a fucking joke. lives are being put at stake for the sake of indians who don’t think they have been given enough. sounds a lot like the people they have been put in the position to bribe. how convienient. OPTIMUS! WHY WOULD #3 DO #1?! EVER?!)@#(^7)!#(*^&!)#^(*&
actually the indians might not think that they haven’t been given enough… but they certainly do think that they have the right to disrupt any social changes that might effect them being given more in the future… and if you are fighting that war, aren’t you really saying you haven’t been given enough anyways? i mean come on. a white man teaching black history, anyways. this some bull shit.
Lurkers, you best stay under the bed. I’ve always extended an olive branch, but not Cal. He takes his name from a computerized golf game and if he gets into your head, you’re going to the hospital. He will stomp on your words with bold and cut you down in lower case letters.
Madd, thanks for the update. I’ve always felt that knowing is more than half the battle.
Late night love.
not a single word about this has been said on the national airwaves. which either means that they know it’s not going through and the repubs are just setting this up to make themselves look good like… see… we didn’t do it… SEE!?!?! or the repubs are stalling because the dems aren’t saying anything through their media channels. if that is the case then the dems aren’t saying anything because either it helps them as well and everyone involved stands to benefit from not making a fuss, or they are fully planning on attacking this after it happens just to make sure they weren’t set up by the repubs as state in posibility 1. or they are both in concert to get this through without saying anything, then BOOM, release it on the public and solve the resulting fecal explosion together and both gain a little face in the one good eye left of johnny Q hollllarit. so follow the fucking rabbit hole back and where doesn’t it lead? a greedy fucking middle man working under the title “lobbyist”. he who manipulates best shall inherit the earth. eddie murphy did find his queen in queens, though. but then again even accidentally seeing a man like bill o’reily straight up fuck the idea that everyone listening to him is an idiot is a far worse end. what are we going to do cal? it seems beyond repair.
life is guaranteed to outlast a system imposed on life. the sad truth on the other side of the original hypocracy. also, i think that was a milli vanilli lyric.
damn… i didn’t even notice i loved someone. roses everywhere! just smell them!
smells like cal!
or unless the repubs posed this bill and don’t plan on signing it, but just want to see who complains about it, and who has access to the channels that get me my info, or maybe who is just smart enough to realize who which channels are the ones to trust and how to trust them… i mean this thing is so screwed up in every conceivable way you could ever imagine government being currupt that it almost MUST be more than what it is on the surface. but the thing is, it’s a fucking tumor on the surface… no matter what is underneath it ain’t better than anything not under a tumor, and there is a good fucking chance it’s cancer. america’s choosing to give itself a case of dick rot via elected official via dollars from lobbyists via dollars from indians – percentage. well bushy, i know. i’m the guy paying attention. fuck you.
what are we trying to accomplish as a country? just the fact that we COULD accomplish something? wonderful. SIGN. ME. UP. CAN. NOT. WAIT. NINE. TO. FIVE. cal, pass me a wheat burger. whats up greg?
more and more i think the dems were behind this and they are behind this push now of information THROUGH THE PEOPLE, TO THE PEOPLE (gee sounds like the constitution… MESSAGE) just to punk them out. no way he signs it. if he does, that’s political suicide… and jeb or jed or whatever the fuck your 4 governor half brothers or whatever are out there… just think… in a couple months your last name will equate to “NIXON”. good luck in the primaries. i don’t even know what that means, fuckers! HAHAHAHTH^#!^H!#^ OWNED
that one qualifier shows your genius… knowing is MORE than half the battle. GI JOE and that propeganda bullshit. if knowing where HALF the battle, then suddendly you create a new battle of counter knowledge that will become half of the other half vs knowledge. now on the knowledge side you’re faced with a dilemma. a paradox. assume knowledge is MORE than half and the paradox disappears. are people who think it’s less than half any less wrong? well at least they understand the paradox too in which case they probably wouldn’t think that so they are probably insane. knowledge is indeed MORE than half the battle. GI MADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
only an idiot would believe in his own knowledge that his own knowledge was not worth believing in, right? or at least someone who really needed to kick the bottle…. GI ALCOHOLICSSSSSSSSSSSS!
too bad about mini optimus prime. thought he had shit goin for im.
Why is everyone hating on Goldy Soap Opera Land? I think it’s cool.
Big surprise, I haven’t even moved to Wisconsin yet but I hate Charter Communications with a passion. There is no way in the universe we live in that I will have internet access when I move into my new apartment.
tucker max has had the sprint wireless broadband for over year and has nothing but good things to say about it. anywhere you get a sprint digital signal you have impressively speedy broadband internet access. $90 a month i think. the problem is IP wi-fi makes a lot more sense…. so sprint has to continue convincing it’s customers that internet over the cell network is a good idea, and also stop those from implementing the OBVIOUS. BEST. CHEAP. idea that will put all those cell network technicians out of work. god forbid someone loses the job they hate so they can’t pay their crazy debt off for the shit they already broke. fucking people CONFOUND me.
cal isn’t hating… he’s making observations in a violent tone for everyone’s amusement. THANKS CAL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOAP OPERA!
no debt = no reason to work.
no reason to buy shit = no debt. and we’re back to manipulative middle men convincing you things that aren’t true.
with a few t1′s or a t3 and 50k in hardware i could set up an entire city for wi-fi internet access as well as free IP telephony. and it would work just as well. comcast has lobbyists and stands to lose money…. the people stand to gain the world. the people never get whats best for them when lobbyists exist in any fashion. if you see a lobbyist… you know what to do. just go to walmart first.
it’s sad when you have to balance what is actually best for society and what the best means for the guy dedicating his life to not letting that happen. al franken, i want you on my team.
al franken wants you to be on his team
Ladies and gentlemen: Q-Unit, the latest in Queen/50 Cent mashups. Bohemian Wanksta is pretty good.
hey…. my sister-in-law needs to WORK. are you going to hire her? then shut the fuck up, lurkers. cal will fucking END you.
I stayed up til the sun came up and took down a 5 turbo on party. It was a big one, $681, so I went to bed happy. I also cleaned the bathroom, the kitchen, vacuumed, dusted, did the laundry, bedding… pretty much every single chore in the house. I’m robo house husband.
Cal is like the North Korea of this website. Yesterday he showed us he has nukes. I dare a lurker to peek their head out.
I know I said this already, but Hey Cal, my KinderEgg had a flower monster in it. I put it together and everything using the included instructions.
F.Y.I Kinder eggs are illegal in the USA. You should eat part of the flower monster and sue the lederhosen off cal’s stupid German pals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise
fucking USA. desiding for you that you don’t have the skills neccessary to eat the meat off the bone without choking on the bone. how is a chicken leg different than a kinder egg? this beuracracy is KILLING ME. and its all to employ the ignorant masses. it probably took at least 1,000+ people 100+ days to get that law in the books and propegated throughout the governmental chain. all to STOP US from doing something every other country in the world allows, yet they do this under the guise that we are the only FREE nation and when we invade and bomb other countries we are doing it to defend and propegate this freedom… but when it comes down to it, were the only nation that ISN’T FREE to eat kinder eggs. at least cal is doing something about it. via hate.
all this bullshit started when we opened to polls to the ladies.
cal knows what i’m talking about
there isn’t a single positive political ad on television. and the hate is getting ridiculous… one of them has a miller lite ref dude step out all like “FLAG! HE LIED ABOUT TAXES! FLAG! FLAG!” mark kennedy, why do you hate? because it’s true. OH!*#()&%!)(#^&!#)(^
it’s hard for me to type as i must type with only one hand so i’ll only say this one more time: lurkers beware. be very beware. can you take a golden photo of your flowery monster and post it? that’d be great. be very great. i have to go now i have a meeting because i work because am in debt because i am dumb. very dumb.
holy shit, he’s right. kindereggs are ILLLLLEEEGAL! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
near-love in the afternoon
near homo 3-way
americas children never learn the lesson: beware what you eat. and what group would benefit if children never learn this lesson? food and drug manufactures. and who loses? playful children and families rich in tradition. GET THAT FUCKING KINDER FUCKING EGG OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!#%(*&!#^ WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?!#^ this is AMERICA)*(@#&)(@#^ YOU CANT DO THAT SHIT HERE)(#!^& WHAT. ARE. YOU. THINKING?!/!/! #()*@$^&!#@^ YOU’LL GET US ALL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED!#^@%*&
you know what, i’m man enough to admit when i’m wrong. people are dumb. i say it all the time. why are we still leaving the chicken bone risk out there…. we have the technology to remove it. PEOPLE ARE CHOKING EVERY DAY… and yet places like golden chicken on 16th street are FLEECING THE COMMUNITY out of THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A DAY putting them at risk of choking and THEY KNOW IT. greedy fuckers. i am going to spend my days stopping the sale of bone in chicken. i don’t care if you like it that way. it’s fucking DANGEROUS.
now i just need 500 people with nothing to do as my enforcers. you’ll lead a fruitful life protecting yourself and your loved ones from the dangers imposed on you by these food terrorists.
ok lurkers… it’s on you now. you want a job? i’m offering it to you… but if you post…. cal has stated he will throw down with fury. i believe him. what to do. what. to. do.
you know what, i’m done joking. because someone actually did run that game all the way up the glass elevator at the FDA and now it is LAW. you produce, distribute, purchase, consume kinder eggs… YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!
$600 says cadbury’s goons were behind this. street lobbyists.
the thought of the democrats taking frists money, delivering the vote and then using it against the repubs RIGHT NOW is genius. if that isn’t what is going on, they really need to step up and represent it. why not? it could only help you.
the griffen powermate knob is perfection though… you can assign any action imaginable to click, long click, rotate left, rotate right, click and rotate left, click and rotate right. so i assign the click to be keypress “alt-esc” so i can cycle through open windows. i can’t understand why there isn’t a button on every keyboard to do this already… i do it CONSTANTLY, but much less now with the dual head. so having this huge family feud button on my desk to switch between open applications is MONEY. i still think everyone in the world needs one of these… jury is out on the optimus, but i’m optimistic about it. i’m mini 3 optimistic.
it’s fail rate is super low… but 1 error a night cost me the value of the thing… so then it flips from perfection to JUNK. i’m not picky. i’m not demanding. i’m a realist. i have NO NEED for JUNK. transformer name stealing ass mother fucker. GET HIM!
WHOOPS, TEE HEE, I MEANT TO OPEN ITUNES AND IT OPENED GMAIL INSTEAD… TEE HEE. bitch, i flopped a flush. AND HE RAISED@!#^)(&!^. FIX IT!
i bet cal loves these disapproving rabbits. CAL.
this is a picture of cal. this is not a picture of a rabbit. it is cal
i’ve been told by a lurker via instant message that the above picture might just be cals head photoshop’d on a rabbits torso. i am conducting a rigorous investigation. if i find out who is responsible, i will make sure they pay!
sadly, i can not divulge the name of this lurker because of cal’s erradic behave and threats against people not like himself. the non-posters as they like to be called. i don’t know where you grew up CAL but in my neighborhood “LURKER” is a SLUR. you’ve got them scared and hiding. all the non-posters FEAR you. they don’t want trouble with cal…. he POSTS. people post ABOUT him. that cal can make you or break you. i’m just going to stay in my cave and instant message those that don’t threaten me. don’t worry about cal. i’ve got 3 guys twice his size. you stick with me and cal can’t touch you.
word.
trew.
Sup, hoppo the hip hop hippo; haven’t seen you in a while. OG Gangster G I could do without, though.
come on dawg… my name implies triple redundancy… the same triple redundancy that made HOLLLARIT Blow. Up. Original Gangster Gangster Gangster. OG Gangster G REPRESENT.
OG Gangmember G humors me. perhaps i’m ready for a legal name change.
ned lamant is running the smartest campaign i’ve seen in a while. man he must want that bribe money baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
this bait is too good to resist
hi, i’m ned lamant and i can run your game better than you can and here’s proof. your move joe. uh… uhh… uh…. exactly. OWNED.
not allowing liquor to be sold during certain hours is a JOKE. who are they to say when we drink? if it’s ok it’s ok. right? nope. i’m wrong. SOMEHOW. someone enlighten me? a lurker perhaps?
ok, so neteller and pokerstars came out with statements that regardless of whether or not it gets signed they will continue to do business with americans. party poker and firepay however came out with statements that they will NOT do business with americans if it gets signed. party poker is the only pokersite traded publicly in a UN nation and the stock dropped over 60% because americans are 75% of party poker’s business. so the current conspiricy theory on the street is this is all about party poker and a billion dollar stock scam. pokerroom just said they’d say something later. it doesn’t matter. if they want war they got it.
i mean, WHY ELSE would they come out so quickly with a statement saying they are cutting off 75% of their business before it might even be required by a law that is already in question. well lets see… perhaps they have inside information and their numbers show that they can sustain their business model and they have to get out. uh… doubt it. maybe they are just letting their players know, hey… this is real. TRY AND STOP THIS. time to get timmer swingin’… but even if it did get signed, maybe they intend to continue service, because who is going to stop them… it’s already fuzzy whether it is legal. it just doesn’t make sense. so once again, BUSH IS CORRUPT IF HE SIGNS THIS BILL. it’s an obvious stock scam. for billions.
and who is behind party poker? MIKE. SEXTON. UH OH FOLKS! WE’RE HEADED FOR WHITE WATER!
… their numbers show that they CAN’T sustain their business…. man my typos have huge meaning flopping issues. sorry. i have no credibility.
over 100,000 real money players on pokerstars right now… 11pm on a tuesday.
30 ploiter is MINEEEEEEEEEE! many folds in the benny clip. HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARIT
then 2 1st SNG in a row. i am EN FUEGO!