holy shit I love this costume except: i have to wear it in front of 100+ coworkers. say lah vee, it’s my last day in the mt view office; i’ll let the ol’ gut hang.
BG told me once that her system was picking the cutest quarterback. and now she’s up against cracksmoke, who obviously supports injectible steroids. who wins? 6 MORE DAYS!
how does david cross spend his days? clowning on jim belushi’s career. how will i spend my future days? learning, david. learning. THANK YOU. the hat totally nuetralizes the whole “are you really bald or do you just pluck your head” joke, though… ALWAYS THINKING, man. i just CANT beat you! LOLROBBQ!
personally i wonder if as many people would know who jim belushi is if so many people didn’t know who his older brother john was. man, in the face of such philosophical questions you sure can jitterbug davey! i get it.
that dog certainly won’t sign any new silly bills into law…. also, yappy dog IS house broken…. no pee stains… like… i don’t see the down side? lets gives the dogs the power, but we’ll all still know whats really going on, but the dogs are in charge. i could get behind this concept.
nice. i was thinking about dressing up as the scientist circa the madd days (2003ish). i’d need to black out my front teeth (yes, both), borrow judd’s fat suit, use my ramblers, get a curly fro, keep the goat, some jeans, either a sweater or dark blue plaid shirt, ziploc or coffee mug full vodka, & lots of bling blau. i was gonna get some small batting gloves & paint them skin tone, cuz u know dude got a small hand & short fingers to top it off.
& oh yeah…get belligerently drunk, drop stolen bongs, & puke car bombs.
ziplock full of liquor… oh man. it’s funny cause it’s true. trew trew. over and over again true. man that is a convieniently effective way to smuggle liquor.
did i forget to mention that i plan on passing out naked with lotion in one hand, a jack-in-the-box burger in the other hand, & a chest full of french fries ala madd.
i can only guess what your costume is zmoney cause i’m at work and they block me from the photos. So from the comments I say a naked man with a luch libre mask, yes, is that it? i can’t wait to get home to find out!!! oh and i can’t wait until sunday- it’s go time cracksmoke- the system doesn’t fail. alright back to work- i got lives to save.
Jesus H. Christ on a gamma ray: read this story. It is a cautionary tale: once you cause a drunk driving accident and kill three young people on their way home from a haunted house, do NOT stumble up to a witness, pull a gun on them, and slur, “You hit me.” Then fire at them 4 to 5 times as they run away. Sounds like a scene from Scarface.
it is quincy’s 2nd birthday today! he dressed up like a pirate, but the eyepatch disoriented him, so he gently removed it. rach-o was also a pirate. i was a hobo-husband.
oh man john kerry. trying to fuck shit up again? take some people down with you? “use the education system to make yourself smart, or end up in iraq”. first of all, it’s a free country. any statement that says you’ll end up anywhere other than jail or dead is simply incorrect. a logical impossibility. americas indifference and confusion about neccessity and sufficiency blows these statements up. then the president says the “millitary is plenty smart enough”. PLENTY. implying he also understand that their intelligence is not towards the upper echelon… it’s just plenty good ENOUGH. you know, we train them. then he demands an apology and show of weakness from john kerry and thusly also anyone affiliated with him. it’s a fucking joke. besides, they’ll PROBABLY end up in iran.
while you’re lurking though john…. what the fuck you been up to, BIG GRAY?! yeah, I LOVE IT! is that like gel, or tonic or what?! man. awesome hair. anyways… so… really, SENATOR?! wow… that’s huge…. even after that whole botched run for the big seat thing, you still think it’s ok to go back to the old senators office? really? really? really? really? really? really? you’re done john, time to find something else to try and be good at. i OWN you. just kidding, homie. no really, i had you! hahahaha. you like scotch?! NICE. i GOT scotch. any crazy office page sex stories? YOU’RE THE MAN, JOHN!
bg, thinking you were about to see a naked man in a lucha mask, and then actually seeing the above… that had to have been pretty awesome. YOU WERE RIGHT!
hi john kerry, the skeez is 100% right. why would he say something so stupid? man i wish some republican would have said that! misstep boo! ps wwhaz you leech you dead
whazzmaster, i don’t know what you said, but i am totally excited. it sounded like roof shingler jibberish. SO many! SO SO MANY! i hope it’s taco bell coupons.
y pumpkin, k-fed is the wife of britney spears of course. i thought u were more metro than that & up on the main stream shananigans like him putting out a rap album. now i just feel sorry for you
i bet calesha doesn’t even know who moesha is. i bet he doesn’t even get it. i bet he just says calesha… cal eeeeeeeshhhhhaaaa… nice. calesha. i like that. i like when people cal me calesha. k-fed? WHO?! CUBICLE!
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the lurkers are going to fucking love this.
i really hope so
they are easily made afraid.
nudity as a costume is an ironic treat i indulge in.
also salt water taffy. SO ironic.
I AM HOV.
You look like a real Lucha jobber… like I could get you work in TJ.
oh my god, someone call rumthumbs. we’ll do a movie about it!!! we’ll call it…. enchalada por favor, yo tambien dinero.
and then we’ll release it in mexico and spain as “free nachos”. that’ll confuse those gibberish babbling fucks. david cross is SO my homie. smootches!
PLOITER SNG’s ride til i die (which is soon)
holy shit I love this costume except: i have to wear it in front of 100+ coworkers. say lah vee, it’s my last day in the mt view office; i’ll let the ol’ gut hang.
BG told me once that her system was picking the cutest quarterback. and now she’s up against cracksmoke, who obviously supports injectible steroids. who wins? 6 MORE DAYS!
how does david cross spend his days? clowning on jim belushi’s career. how will i spend my future days? learning, david. learning. THANK YOU. the hat totally nuetralizes the whole “are you really bald or do you just pluck your head” joke, though… ALWAYS THINKING, man. i just CANT beat you! LOLROBBQ!
personally i wonder if as many people would know who jim belushi is if so many people didn’t know who his older brother john was. man, in the face of such philosophical questions you sure can jitterbug davey! i get it.
coffee coffee coffee… it make’s life so easy… when someone suggests an answer, you’ll say it confi-dent-ly…. coffee coffee coffee!
Think is, I want Yappy Dog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IW3wraDH8U
eeer… thing
or thang
that dog certainly won’t sign any new silly bills into law…. also, yappy dog IS house broken…. no pee stains… like… i don’t see the down side? lets gives the dogs the power, but we’ll all still know whats really going on, but the dogs are in charge. i could get behind this concept.
or concizzzept.
Do you have to wear your costume all day?
nice. i was thinking about dressing up as the scientist circa the madd days (2003ish). i’d need to black out my front teeth (yes, both), borrow judd’s fat suit, use my ramblers, get a curly fro, keep the goat, some jeans, either a sweater or dark blue plaid shirt, ziploc or coffee mug full vodka, & lots of bling blau. i was gonna get some small batting gloves & paint them skin tone, cuz u know dude got a small hand & short fingers to top it off.
& oh yeah…get belligerently drunk, drop stolen bongs, & puke car bombs.
ziplock full of liquor… oh man. it’s funny cause it’s true. trew trew. over and over again true. man that is a convieniently effective way to smuggle liquor.
Hmmmmm… I’d like to see that for about a… twenty minutes.
i wrote a song about it…
fill a ziplock full of liquor
stick it in your sock
now you have a ziplock full of liquor
I mean a twenty minute show. Like a short play almost.
1 minute off of late night love. i don’t write songs about that shit.
Zach, will the lucha be under your clothes Clark Kent-style? It has to be. Right? Then at the contest, you can pull a grand unveiling.
did i forget to mention that i plan on passing out naked with lotion in one hand, a jack-in-the-box burger in the other hand, & a chest full of french fries ala madd.
Sounds like a good ending.
just to clarify too…there is a fine difference between madd 2003ish & captain fuck up your day.
yeah, pussy… and respect. i heard that.
jack in the box or in n out? i say jack in the box AND in n out. ebony and ivory. harmony, son.
be it 4×4. be it monster. be it jumbo jack. be it animal style. be it chevy. be it ford. push that whip. it don’t mean shit if the shit ain’t hot.
jeans creased up w/ the beat up, now i’m gonna go pick this little freak up…cadillac girl.
dude…rowdy roddy piper is back in wwf. wtfbb.
i can only guess what your costume is zmoney cause i’m at work and they block me from the photos. So from the comments I say a naked man with a luch libre mask, yes, is that it? i can’t wait to get home to find out!!! oh and i can’t wait until sunday- it’s go time cracksmoke- the system doesn’t fail. alright back to work- i got lives to save.
hey zmoney your times are wrong on the website- how come they didn’t change with daylight savings time?
i got 500 freezy pops.
the system DOESN’T fail… hmmm…. can it?
holy shit! we are gonna win so bad…
my costume is fuckin hilarious…i am combining the fat suit with the luche mask that madd wore and am borrowing red tights from zach…
zach – bring your camera so you can pic and post us in all our glory…
Holy hell, Batista is 37 years old?!
Jesus H. Christ on a gamma ray: read this story. It is a cautionary tale: once you cause a drunk driving accident and kill three young people on their way home from a haunted house, do NOT stumble up to a witness, pull a gun on them, and slur, “You hit me.” Then fire at them 4 to 5 times as they run away. Sounds like a scene from Scarface.
Some people go way too far dressing up their dogs. wwhazz and bellygirl are tame by comparison.
My best. Halloween costume. Ever. Plus my wife was looking pretty fly…
Fix the link!
I wanna see!
yeah paul fix it! and i’m the floppy brown hatter you jerk!
Yeah, so? And I’m the Floppy Brown HATER. hate.hate.hate. Nice cast Cal, I think I’ll break your other hand.
Sorry
nice paul! i get it… HATER!
awesome. lookin good, dude, lookin good.
Whew… we almosty had a pissed off cal.
it is quincy’s 2nd birthday today! he dressed up like a pirate, but the eyepatch disoriented him, so he gently removed it. rach-o was also a pirate. i was a hobo-husband.
everytime rach-o said grunted “shiver me timbers” she cracked herself the fuck up. i was ammused.
oh man john kerry. trying to fuck shit up again? take some people down with you? “use the education system to make yourself smart, or end up in iraq”. first of all, it’s a free country. any statement that says you’ll end up anywhere other than jail or dead is simply incorrect. a logical impossibility. americas indifference and confusion about neccessity and sufficiency blows these statements up. then the president says the “millitary is plenty smart enough”. PLENTY. implying he also understand that their intelligence is not towards the upper echelon… it’s just plenty good ENOUGH. you know, we train them. then he demands an apology and show of weakness from john kerry and thusly also anyone affiliated with him. it’s a fucking joke. besides, they’ll PROBABLY end up in iran.
those gun lusting book shunners. what ELSE would they do?! go to LAW school?! doubt it.
i wasn’t talking about americas youth, i was talking about george bush’s administration. sort of like, a little joke, you know?
over MY head, john.
while you’re lurking though john…. what the fuck you been up to, BIG GRAY?! yeah, I LOVE IT! is that like gel, or tonic or what?! man. awesome hair. anyways… so… really, SENATOR?! wow… that’s huge…. even after that whole botched run for the big seat thing, you still think it’s ok to go back to the old senators office? really? really? really? really? really? really? you’re done john, time to find something else to try and be good at. i OWN you. just kidding, homie. no really, i had you! hahahaha. you like scotch?! NICE. i GOT scotch. any crazy office page sex stories? YOU’RE THE MAN, JOHN!
reese witherspoon is getting divorced!!! AWESOME!!! I GOT NEXT!
you will take my seconds and be happy
now THAT ONE i got! LOL!
bg, thinking you were about to see a naked man in a lucha mask, and then actually seeing the above… that had to have been pretty awesome. YOU WERE RIGHT!
yoooooooooooooo madddddddddd..u get that NEW k-fed. shit’s fyre. like omigod.
hi john kerry, the skeez is 100% right. why would he say something so stupid? man i wish some republican would have said that! misstep boo! ps wwhaz you leech you dead
rappin’ 4nay… what is k-fed?
wwhaz = peter pan bitch face!
itchy bitch face@#%#$@#@#$%
k-fed is fyre.
I GOT YOU ON THIS….. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FEDERATION RECORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOAAAAAAA….. GRAB YOUR CHIIIIIIIIIICK…….. WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
Don’t be hatin calesha. You’re plenty smart to score a life like mine.
OH SNAP! CALESHA!
Los Tres Luchadores pictures are uploading to flickr AS WE SPEAK. It’ll take a while though cuz there’s so many.
keep in mind though, calesha, the fact that you are smart enough to have a life like wwhazz’z is what motivates them…
THE TERRORISTS!
whazzmaster, i don’t know what you said, but i am totally excited. it sounded like roof shingler jibberish. SO many! SO SO MANY! i hope it’s taco bell coupons.
30 ploiter got 4th, top 3 paid from many many many ben folds. i was chip leader with 4 left. i have a problem.
y pumpkin, k-fed is the wife of britney spears of course. i thought u were more metro than that & up on the main stream shananigans like him putting out a rap album. now i just feel sorry for you
not knowing who k-fed is = -20 points on the lsat GUARANTEED. you’re starting with only 1 leg, man. THINK!
i bet calesha doesn’t even know who moesha is. i bet he doesn’t even get it. i bet he just says calesha… cal eeeeeeeshhhhhaaaa… nice. calesha. i like that. i like when people cal me calesha. k-fed? WHO?! CUBICLE!