Eroz was in town for a minute today. We had a bite to eat at Nick’s and then played the ol’ squeezebox for old times sake. Also, nostalgia. Wwhazz’s Montemarte -> black eye trip was much discussed. Also, sundry other topics that I’m not at liberty to divulge. Hurray!
Here you are grace-o, by the grace of god here is the shirt.
Cal you buttplug: don’t make fake posts. Plus, I’d rather see that shitty ass American Pie movie than Borat, so I guess I like the fake cal better than the real jerk. I hope K-car runs you down, though on paper he looks to be in big trouble.
Bush/Johnson Bush/Johnson HA HA HA.
horay the elusive eroz!
hmm i think i’m going to start spelling it Hurray! like you mp. i was never satisfied with horay… we’ll give Hurray! a try…
zach, my mom and dad need your mailing address. could you email it to them, please? hope your trip home was good. it was fun eating at the hukilau with you and spacebee…
rach-o walks around the house singing the dick in a box song. haha.
OWNED.
it’s parkers dick in a box!
cal, isn’t it hoOray? double the O, homie… annunuciate.
Fun from the past:
http://whazzmaster.com/2005/09/25/hangs-head/#comments
that picture would look better if ewaz had more clothes on. and if his hair was more flowing…
I bet the old man still lurks every now and then. What if he spoke? What would cal do?
Cut his balls off, I hope.
Just bought 35 neteller lotto tickets from neteller for 8-katrillion neteller points. Giddy up!
For me, holllarit only works as a campfire medley.
kramer is a racist.
did you mine the treasure?
How was family dinner, sorry I missed it. My plane was canceled due to no sav on the pilots ball sac. sorry
Family Dinner was incredible:
Appetizer: Porcini Puff Pastry Tartlets with Fontina
Soup: Wild Rice and Mushroom (3 kinds of Mushrooms!)
Entre: Marinated Chiken Breast, chipotle whipped yams, roasted green beans (with onions, roasted garlic, and pine nuts)
Dessert: 1/8 yard of delicious cookies, coffee, scintillating conversation
Thanks to the O’Rumsey’s for making the dinner unforgettable… until the next one. We’re thinking Mediterranean for the next one (and we have a Tuscan planned out sometime in the future).
sigh. BOH-RING.
i had a cub foods brand sausage pizza. it was fucking delicious. tastes exactly like the “market pantry” branded generics from target. but GET THIS. target is abondoning “market pantry” for “archer farms”. it seems market research has proven conclusively that people like farms better than pantrys, and achers better than marketers. DUH.
so anyways, you might say, SCIENTIST! digiorno dude. it’s not delivery. well, it is. they gotta ship that shite from far and wide. same with tombstone or even freshetta… believe me… it’s not betta.
these generics scooped up locally by cub and target are delivered freshly frozen, and they go right into your oven at 450 for just over 10 minutes, and boom. food.
wash it down with booze, and that is swell evening home alone with only the conversations in your scintillated mind.
man i love pizza.
fruit gushers for dessert.
Help whazzers…I need your opinion! As some or none of you might know, Madd and I are going to be leaving the pseudo frozen tundra for greener pastures..As we embark on a new journey (aka travel therapy) we will not be needing our furniture as we are provided with a fully furnished apt. I want to store our couch, dresser, table, and other furniture as well as other smaller things that we don’t need..Mike wants to sell the couch and junk everything else. hmmmm…I don’t agree..it will cost about 150/month to store everything ..all of our furniture is 2 years old or less and is in perfectly good condition..why would I want to sell it..I’m tired of having this convo/fight every day-so that is where everyone else comes in..please help settle this arguement! Opinions?
so we pay $1800 over the year to store it, decide to move somewhere else and now our shit is still stuck in minnesnowta, and now we have to somehow move it all to our new place, and there is STILL the possibility that it won’t fit through the door wherever we end up, just like it wouldn’t fit through the door of her sisters house where she originally intended on storing it. sell the shit, buy new shit where ever we end up. in the end we have BRAND NEW SHIT, didn’t have to deal with moving it, and spent far far less money. this couch could be used by a local couchless family.
it was super smart buying the matching chair on ottoman a few months ago for another grand just so we could store it too even though we have no intentions of even visiting this state ever again, why not buy everything we can and then store it here.
GENIUS.
i will continue this argument every single day because i am right.
fucking consumers. you’re killing us all.
ummm..excuse me but we wouldn’t just be storing the couch..we have other things that we also need to store..tvs, decor, clothes, dishes, the bed, diningroom table, stereo, all your electronic stuff! You can’t just focus on the couch!
i moved all of that stuff in my car and uhaul all the way from california over the mountains in the winter. the same car, and the same uhaul i will be using on our upcoming move. paying $1800 to store less than $1800 worth of JUNK that can be purchased LOCALLY wherever we end up is D.U.M.B.
the stuff we have is worth a lot more than $1800..and you did not move all of the stuff that we have now from california..you sold everything first then moved..get your facts straight..i own you!
and item by item:
TV: coming with
decor: pointless clutter
clothes: uh, duh. coming with
dishes: i guess you wanted to eat naked with your bare hands off the floor.
bed: frame breaks down, mattress can be junked or sold, just like i’ve done on 2 other moves.
diningroom table: also breaks down with 8 bolts.
stereo: are you talking about that tiny am/fm tape player you put out on that tiny table? oh christ you are reaching.
all my electronic stuff: coming with.
such a simple decision.
if only i had stored all my stuff in cali when i moved… then i would only have a $4,000 storage bill and rach-o would obviously be right.
so a used dresser, a used bed, a bed frame, a pub table with 4 chairs and 4 random $100 target accent tables and bookcases is supposed to be worth $1800? i think we should go to a garage sale this weekend so you can get a more correct guage on the value of goods.
TV: we have 3..we’re going to have room for all three in a uhaul?..i think not
decor: pointless only to a man..an esential part to making a house a home and I’m NOT junking it!
dishes: we have fancy dishes, fondue, food dehydrater, crockpot, crystal bowls,..things we need for the future..
table: you’ve forgotten about the 4 chairs..those will take up a lot of room in a uhaul
stereo: it’s not tiny..and it is a cd player as well..there is nothing wrong with it and I won’t junk it
you don’t need an $1800 storage unit to store the rest of that crap. it fits anywhere. put it in your parents basement next to the 10′x10′ pile of stored toys from your childhood. what makes you think we won’t need any of that cooking gear? do you know how big uhauls are? have you ever played tetris? have you ever seen ME play tetris?
I. AM. RIGHT.
We are going to be moving a lot..and it is pointless to bring non-essential things with..it just creates more work in the future..and we all know how lazy you are!!
big tv: coming with in the backseat of my car.
middle tv: coming with right next to it.
smallest tv: junk it.
dishes: everything comes with… it’s like 2 extra boxes. 1 bigger box.
chairs: they break down too. they all fit in my trunk from linens and things.
stereo: we have ipods and powered speakers that serve the task of playing music much better. that stereo is worth about $8.
i’m only lazy because i CAN be. because i’m RIGHT. every single time. i’m ALWAYS right.
people who are never wrong never have to waste their energy fixing their mistakes.
if we don’t need a fondue maker, then we don’t need it. there is no “we need it in the FUTURE”. the FUTURE is NOW. now it’s NOW. now it’s NOW.
FUCK fondue.
and the fondue sticks. and the fucking gel light things and the OTHER fucking gel light things that were the wrong size.
ALL OF IT. FUCK FONDUE. JUNK IT. so obvious.
wouldn’t want to bring a crock pot NO BIGGER THAN ANY ONE OF THE 15 FUCKING HUGE GLASS BOWLS WE OWN…. why would we want something so useful that warms food instead of 14 more huge glass bowls that serve no purpose other than infuriating me day after day after day. can’t go in cupboard for a bowl… gotta fucking deal with 15 fucking bowls.
THE SOLUTION IS NOT STORAGE. IT IS GETTING RID OF ALL THIS STUPID SHIT.
thanks again for all the gifts everyone. we love them all.
if you want fondue, you go to the melting pot. they got shit covered.
i guarantee you were still going to get a storage thing. we’ve had this conversation every day for 2 weeks.
supposedly these things are special. especially the stereo. it’s extra special.
dishes: we have fancy dishes, fondue, food dehydrater, crockpot, crystal bowls,..things we need for the future..
what the fuck kind of future are you living in?
spacebee: “are they sitting in different rooms posting at each other?”
yes, but it isn’t like we’re avoiding each other… we’re still having the same vocal conversation as we post as we talk as i play cards and she watches one of the following shows:
e! news
entertainment tonight
extra
access hollywood
oprah
everest: dreaming about banging a mountain climber
fucking discovery channel.
WHat about Quincy’s shit?
do you mean his ball or his other ball?
abc news has some good theories… perhaps we can find some other sucker to keep this stuff.
to everyone who has ever climbed mount everest: you are dumb.
more important news on new fiber technology laws
AT&T basically just got the go-ahead to takeover the “transcast” industry… (thats a word that i just made up that implies the entire broadcast industry + the interactive transponder features of the internet or purchasing parameters for ondemand.) right now if you have a “message” you want “the people” to hear you’re “controlled” by the fcc and cable laws. the internet skewed that. broadband made it feasible. TOO feasible. vulnerably feasible. fiber + new laws makes it UNSTOPPABLE. this company is going to be the top corporation in 5 years.
in a 3:2 vote too. hilarious. the fate of the world is decided by 60:40s on a daily basis.
WOW. Alright speaking from experience this is what we did. First off we do not have any furniture- so I can’t compare that. If your traveling deal is the same as mine here are some things to think about. Ask them what exactly will be provided with your apartment. We have a fully furnished bedroom, living room and dining room area. We also have a vaccuum and TV provided by the company. Some people can have dishes and utensils, we opted to bring some of our stuff from our wedding and then by cheap silverware and dishes when we got out here. Is there anyone in your lives that could use your furniture while you are gone?
Wait a minute. Hey we don’t own any furniture and we don’t want to buy anything until I am out of school and we are on our feet. We’re coming back in the begining of May. We could take care of it for you while your gone if you trust us and if you can get it to my parents house before you leave. And then you could store all of your smaller nicer things for the future at your parents homes or siblings home. We have wedding gifts still at my parents house, crystal, vases, nice dishes, etc that at the time I thought I wanted out here but now I am glad that my husband and mother talked me out of bringing.
Also it all depends on what your plans are for traveling. If you plan on going to one place and staying for awhile, like a year or so then bring some more of your comforts from home. If you are acutally planning on traveling from place to place then bring the least amount of stuff that you can. You will be thankful later. Madd I am not sure if you can bring all of your electronic stuff, you may not have a place to put it all. I mean I think that our apartment is pretty nice and proabably a nicer deal than most but I still don’t think there would be room for all that stuff here.
Let us know if you want to discuss the furniture deal or if you have more questions, when are you moving, where are you moving?
3:2 should never decide anything. 4:1 is ok.
near miss!
i think even if you took the couch we’d still need the storage room for the bed and tables and junk, so it wouldn’t really matter. if you’d like to use them anyways, we could probably do that.
most of my electronis have been junked or sold, and the big stuff in the office is going to my brothers studio, so all i’m taking electronical could fit in 2 medium uhaul boxes. come on. i can’t get 2 boxes for the tools of my trade? come on. PLEASE?
we might live in south carolina. take your shirt off. twist it ’round your head… spin it like a helicopter.
come on and raise up!
check out these bad ass south carolinan waterfalls!
i can’t wait until we eat every meal on fancy plates and i dip my hillshire farms lil smokies into some sweet baby ray’s sauce just straight CHILLIN in a big ass crystal bowl. and fuck it all, fondue the whole bitch up in provolone. i don’ts gives no fucks.
my issue is obviously overvaluing the implications of an alternate solution that was
1. cheaper
2. easier
3. resulted in final state with nicer things
i have now realized that situations exist that meet these 3 criteria, yet are still the incorrect choice because of the invisible hand of the market. being a person that doesn’t want to own fancy delicate plates means i’m a person that doesn’t support those who make and sell such items. i’m such a dick. oh shit… i broke the BBQ crystal
whatever else goes on in rach-o’s life… no matter what happens. at least she’s got that couch thing taken care of.
and i would take that from someone? i’m a HUGE dick.
someones getting a special YOU WERE RIGHT!(c) breakfast in the bathroom. how about jellied toast and scrambles eggs with peppers. and jews. haha, i meant juice. sorry to get so racial so early in the morning. they just sound so similar… just that end part… some people don’t cap their s’s and it’s confusing… yeah, i buttered the toast too. wow, that many patients today? DRAMA! ok, well i’m off to bed. enjoy the eggs!
Madd we have no furniture at all so I meant use all of your furniture including your marital bed, tables, couches, etc. It was just a thought for an alternative solution to paying money to store things.
they could REALLY use your marital bed.
also, i got a gift from someone in the mail today… it’s a women’s shirt. i have no use for such things.
them waterfalls are purty. put your goggles on and swim towards the light.
bellgirl, well done! what a great solution! why aren’t the scientists jumping on this plan????
ha. “the scientists” nice one rumthumbs. oh man i just read That. Whole. Thing. my opinion? while i can sympathize with rach-o, i vote madd. but skeezer i’ll raise you a couch. ditch the couch, ditch the crystal ball, I mean crystal bowl, ditch the fondue set. The things you own end up owning you. Apologizes from wherever I stole that… A commercial? Ha, well, probably not a commercial… I’d fire that marketing guy. Anyway excellent night on the website. Good for you for opening up the topic rach-o. You know what? I change my vote. It goes rach-o. I’m a swing state.
Your friend,
Cal
whazzmaster are you serious that you don’t know why you would receive a women’s shirt? I just left you a message on your phone. Look closely at what the shift says then you should understand who it is for.
I mean, what the shirt says silly.
On the other hand perhaps you are messing with me to get me all fired up, is it true, would you do that to me?
Yo rummythumb,
Got your message past your bedtime last night. Too late to call, but I’ll try ya tonight or on Friday.
i wanna know what the shirt says…
I’ll have a picture up in a little bit.
pssst- grace-o, scroll to the top to see the shirt.
Zachary(Alandovos):
Thank you very much, that should have been on the top of my list today of things I didn’t need to see
Zach(whazzmaster):
np
i’m a pretty little lady
spacebee, don’t let him trick you into putting that thing on. he’s going to pretend you are kelly or jessi.
bellgirl, i’ll ask rach-o, i guess she isn’t continuing this conversation online, or perhaps her laptop broke.
my main issue wasn’t the money, even though it would be cheaper, it’s that plymouth is at least a 6 hour trip from anywhere we might end up living at least, and if we end up on one of the coasts it would be a nightmare to move… so we’re storing stuff somewhere we don’t need it. that just seems uber dumb to me. rach-o still disagrees with “i want to keep this stuff. i don’t want to start over.” i’m pretty sure i can’t win this one without blowing up her apartment. where did i get that idea from? cal? he should be fired.
rumthumbs, i’m not jumping on the plan because i wouldn’t even expect my own parents to store this crap. it would take up a cars spot in a garage at least, and thats with tricky stacking, so unless bg’s parents got a barn or something, it just wouldn’t work.
we have another month to finalize some form of plan. i really don’t care what happens, i’m just trying to make it easier and understand her reasoning. her reasoning is GRRRRRRRRR THIS IS MY STUFF!! GRRRRRRRRR STAY BACK! GRRRRRRRR!
southhhhhhhh carolinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa come on and raise up! take yo shirt off. spinitroundyohead, TWIST IT LIKE A HELICOPTER!
i jut whipped the shirt at spacebee and said, “this came for you, now get out of my face.”
oh my!
somehow i find this topical.
spacebee, you go up to whazzman and say “this came for you” then punch him in the balls.
haha.
so much of the smaller junk we’re storing at the parent’s house. the furnitures going in storage. if you guys want the storage key in may and got a couple big trucks to move it all, i’m sure that’s ok. where are you guys moving to?
wrasslin books
donald trump thinks that rosie o’mcdonalds is “disgusting inside and out”. HARSH.
should rosie ignore him, laugh him off, go for the kill.
i’d sure like to see #3
or should she spend a few episodes just crying?
donald talks like a fucking clown. he’s the fakest man… that’s his role. he leverages his debt to lure barely legal women into contractual marriages. his tv show stayed on the air too long, and now it’s pretty much worthless. who is he kidding with the hair? does he think it looks good? has he tried every other haircut that the most expensive credit card bill visa would authorize could buy and concluded this was the best option? does he know his face looks so frumpy and stupid? he looks like a retard slipped at lunch and slammed his chin into the table. the thought of thinking about donald trump naked sickens me. i couldn’t even think about it… i was already puking. if rosie whipped the tits out i’d give her some beads. what kind of shoes does mr. trump wear anyways? if his leased helicopter broke down would he have the first idea how to fix it? he looks like he is in constant anal agony… like there is a spiked thumb stuck up there or something. also his suits are gay as shit.
donald trump certainly does not have the holiday spirit.
perhaps the walking cunt he protected had the right idea.
merry christmas everyone. especially rosie’s kids. God help them.