Spacebee and I undertook the biggest step of our relationship yesterday: we bought camping equipment. Y’see, we’re planning on leaving the city folk behind on May 21st and heading northernward to see bunnies and elks. And pit toilets. The only problem was that we collectively owned one of the items needed to successfully “camp”: a cooler. So, off to REI and Dick’s Sporting Goods we went; I had a $10 rewards gift certificate from Dick’s and my rebate check from the REI co-op.
We bought a Hobitat. A “Hobitat 4” to be specific, and I couldn’t be happier. We also got things like a camping coffee pot, lexan silverware, and a citronella candle. We got a basketball and a tennis racket for spacebee, too. Also, I ordered my Freedom Grill: for Brewer games AND camping. Awesome.
Spacebee also bought a new bike yesterday, and while we still had some daylight left we hit the Capital City Bike Trail outside my apartment and headed eastward. We rode out to the Barrymore to find the location of Gail Ambrosius: success, but it’s closed on Sunday’s. Then we rode over to Johnson St, and went to Tenney Park to play basketball for awhile. Finally, we rode back up Johnson to State and dinnered at Himal Chuli. It took motherfucking forever to eat there, but the food was delicious and we had an ok time (until the hulk of a woman sat down next to us and started creepily craning her neck to stare). We finished off the night at The Chocolate Shoppe (WeightWatchers be damned) before coming home and watching Planet Earth. Also, we saw the biggest bug ever in my apartment and cowered in fear for awhile, until I was deputized to hit it with a shoe. After that, I was still scared to pick it up and throw it away for fear it was “playing dead” until I got close enough for it to bite me.
Oh yeah, and on Saturday Scubby and I went to The Todder’s newish condo to play poker. Three $20 buy-ins later I was up $20. Then we went to Badger Bowl and bowled our asses off while spacebee and her cohorts were in the bar for a gig by The Mighty Electric. Afterwards we went to The Main Depot for drinks (even though it was 2:15am) and then took our drinks out the back door and went to my place where we partied until 5am. Jesus, that was late.
Brewers play Houston at 7pm on Friday. It’s retro night. Who wants to go?
Oh yeah, and we made a reservation to camp at Mirror Lake State Park, near the Dells. Fun onna bun.
oh boy:
The 111th Boston Marathon will begin at 9:35 am Boston time under the worst conditions in race history. While the temperature and wind chill is not as low as had been feared, the 22,000 runners will likely face head winds the whole way, with some gusts as high as 50 mph. An inch or two of rain is also expected. The temperature could inch up to 50 during the late morning hours, but will probably fall later as the runners get closer to downtown Boston, where it is always breezier and chillier than midroute. Around Boston, this weather pattern is termed a nor’easter and it’s the type of weather that makes those Gloucester fishermen don their yellow slickers–heavy working raincoats.
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Damn animal feeding machines ruining everything.
another shooting… hey i have an idea… how about some freaking GUN CONTROL. wow imagine that. GUN CONTROL.
because if people couldn’t peacibly purchase guns with credits recognized under the republic, then i’m sure they wouldn’t shoot the people that have guns to get more. that makes perfect sense.
and i’m sure other countries wouldn’t manufacture guns and smuggle them in, because things that are illegal are stopped at the border 100% of the time, and not let in.
cal, you’re a fucking genius.
you realize that dude that shot everyone shot himself, right? now he’s dead. without guns he wouldn’t be dead. guns kill people that would use guns to kill other people, and all you want to do is take that gun away. you want that dude to live? you sick fuck.
i blame the system first, and then the teachers who allow it to control them.
if you took my guns away, i would be building bombs all day long. it’s trivial. cal, just accept the fact that you rely on others who have the capacity to hurt you very badly to not be irrational. and if you believe people have the capacity to take away that capacity, then YOU are the one being irrational.
i think we should ban cars because some old lady fell asleep and swerved into the oncoming lane and killed someone today.
CAR CONTROL.
al sharpton wants you to believe that all richly toned americans have “nappy” hair, and that anyone with “nappy” hair also has richly toned skin. he wants you to believe that they are the same thing, and when you talk about one, you are talking about the other.
i am personally insulted by that assumption.
al sharpton talks like a retarded martin luther king jr impersonator on crack bought from an all white trailer park. he is a wannabe. that is why he’s trying to also get that word “banned”, or at least put on the list of things white people will be fired for saying, because HE IS ONE. al sharpton is a wannabe leader with absolutely no foresight or drive other than getting rich. he helps NO ONE. he is trying to bring people with similar skin tone down to his level of shame so he can better attempt to control them. it’s sad. if i had richer toned skinned and other people believed that he spoke for me, i would stop him from speaking and misrepresenting me. but then again, i’m rational.
yo zach…as an fyi, TOR didn’t work 2day during the national blackout. not sure if you gave it a shot.
no wait…i take that back. SUCCESS!!! i restarted my browser fresh & activated it from my homepage, not mlb.com this time.
feel free to delete my comments if the man is watching you.
Hey my brother,
Any chance you want to hoof it down to Wrigley next week? I’m gonna catch Cubs-Brewers on Wednesday afternoon while I’m in town. Just thought I’d throw it out there. Check it.
very odd that a nationally blacked out game would still work.
that is a whole new level of poor implementation. they just have just got lazy and seeded that blackout box with every US ZIP for their IP-to-ZIP box to compare against, and then TOR routed so international and blackout box was like, yo IP2ZIP box, what it do, and my boy I2Z was like, it ain’t do shit, so blackout box says to broadcast box, yo pale face peckerwood, it ain’t do shit. THEN broadcast box all like, i guess it ain’t do shit…. enjoy.
you skeezer. i thought that would get you riled up. owned. but seriously… GUN CONTROL
what else can i do but present my ideas in terms you can logically relate to?
cal, do you have to send membership dues to al sharpton because you have black toes?
it’s hard being awesome.
cal’s entire defense rests on the idea that people ARE irrational, so we must assume they will be.
see see, look, rain and cold temperatures and blistering wind, no weather to run in, see see, but ALL THESE PEOPLE, LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE! they are going to run a distance that killed a man in folklore SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE IT KILLED A MAN IN FOLKLORE!! LOOK AROUND! these people are IRRATIONAL! WE ARE ALL IRRATIONAL!#!%^ AHHHHHHHHHH#^@#$^#!@%^
but in reality, those people are being irrational on purpose. and that makes perfect rational sense considering their assumed goal to make you believe they are irrational.
fucking dyke runners
cal, i heard a good joke today… wanna hear it?
Gun control?
What exactly does that mean? I think more law abiding citizens who know how to use a gun should carry one. If one of those people in that building today had a gun on him/her, they could have taken that fucker out and maybe only 1 or 2 people might have been dead instead of 32. Do you think someone who straps himself down with ammo and guns down 32 people would have thought, “I’ve love to go on a killing rampage, but guns are illegal, man.” We pour tons of resources into the war on drugs and what does it accomplish. Basically, that just makes drugs more taboo and increases their street value making people willing to do worse things to get them and protect their business. Then the commerce of the drug trade is handled mafia style, because people who sell drugs can’t ask the better business bureau for protection. If we outlaw guns the same shit will happen. People who need guns do to something bad won’t give a shit that the actual guns they’re using are illegal. They’re criminals, they already don’t care about laws. America has a violence problem, not a gun problem. What we need to control is whatever got inside that guy’s mind and made him have no regard for human life. Is it broken families, violence in media, disenfranchised youth? I can’t answer that question, but I know it’s not a gun problem.
TEACHERS. i already told you. stupid fucking teachers. and what does an education system full of stupid teachers produce? EVEN DUMBER TEACHERS.
right now, this is how it works… if you’re smart enough to BE in 4th grade… then you can TEACH 3rd grade.
and what does a military with the most weapons produce? a military with the most weapons and an equation to solve
- weapons lost in combat
+ weapons confiscated
- money spent making new weapons
+ money confiscated
too bad the teachers don’t know math and they can fall back on that mayor job
i think people die in there too… but whatever. let’s pretend they don’t.
it’s like i said, man… richer weapons… poorer schools
“I’ve love to go on a killing rampage, but guns are illegal, man.”
i believe cal see’s this same man and figures his thought process like this
“I’ve got these guns and bullets, what can i do with them, man?”
and THEN he got the idea to go on a killing spree. and THEN he did it. this is a MISUNDERSTOOD man. his motivations where not under his control… WHAT ELSE WAS HE TO DO?! it is LEGAL for him to have those guns! HE IS GOING TO KILL PEOPLE WITH THEM! HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT?!
gun control.
i pack a one shot automatic shooter…usually the end result is a pearl necklace on ur mother, wife, girlfriend, sister, and/or daughter. yes…and/or…depends how dirty i feel
AND with only ONE shot?
cheeky. no, seriously, their butts must have been right next to each other.
well said cyliss
does anyone else watch “the channel” at tomgreen.com? dude runs a nightly show from his living over the internet live. last night he had too short on and the night before bob odenkirk…. so it’s pretty much like his demographic is ME. they had dave thomas and andy dick on at the same time, and the whole time they were trying to get dave to do the great white north character and he was reluctant, then he finally started doing it a bit and andy dick farted and shit himself. the outro rap tom does is funny too…. hippopotamus, daddy would you like some sausages? my philosophy is ostriches. grew up watching who’s the boss and shit, now i’m on the tube talkin lots of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
now i know what happened to the meaningless super flow. tom green has it.
possible retort pending… i got shit to do today… to be continued later you freaking libertarians.
Here are my thoughts stiffly. This guy bought his guns legally in Virginia. In Virginia no background check is required for gun shows. Is that ok? Is that right? No. that is stupid. I’m not going to get into some philosophical argument about guns themselves. Fuck it yes I am. The fact that any jackass with an inferiority complex and a little patience can buy himself a fucking military style sniper rifle capable shooting down fucking airplanes from a fucking mile away is absolutely insane. Fuck that. You want to live in civil soceity you give things up. Your fucking military style sniper rifels first of all.
http://www.bradycampaign.org/
You don’t see honest-to-god CalRage that often. Glad I was here today.
I agree with Cal to a certain extent, btw. Motherfucking students aren’t motherfucking Marines and to think that the tragedy would have been averted if everyone there was packing heat is ludicrous. I don’t have much interest in discussing the relative merits of every single American (a known group of egotistical fuckwads) carrying death-dealing pistols in light of the fact that 33 people are dead at the hands of a psycho.
Legalize hemp guns. Problem solved, butttacos..
Dude, you’ve been near mexico too long. Butttacos? Joey Butttaco’s girlfriend shot his wife in the face.
ok i did some research. Sadly we can make our own league this year. but we can still play!
Beat the Streak
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/fantasy/bts/index.jsp
Home Run Beat the Streak
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/fantasy/btshr/index.jsp
get 57 hits in a row win 100K get 11HR in a row win 10K. if nobody gets 11HR longest streak wins 2 tickts to 2008 all star game.
do it suckers. and take me to the all star game. it’s not as janky as before either.
can not i meant
MP, glad that you found gail’s shoppe. i just got some major chocolate giftage from her as a thank you for a video promo i’m doing so needless to say, you and spacebee will be benefitting at some point. glad that himal was good as well. makes good take out too–a double date perhaps sometime soon, with chocolate to follow? and a bottle of campos reales, the red we chose together for the party? we’ve got 9 bottles left…
stiffly isn’t saying that if everyone had guns they would have neutralized the situation, he is saying if everyone had guns the fear of possible neutralization would be enough to exploit that very same inferiority complex you blame for catalyzing the situation and stop it from ever happening.
that requires you to think for a few seconds and stop being scared, though…. you MIGHT not get it.
cal, what if someone with an inferiority complex got in their car and zipped it across the pedestrian bridge at miller park when it was full of people and 2 musicians? is there a waiting list for gas? NO. now about we ban iron oxide and aluminum because a trivial thermite reaction could put a 3000 degree reaction into the hands of an inferiority complex?
but you’re probably right… the only way to prevent an inferiority complex from ruining your day is to contribute to it by taking away freedoms. don’t worry about that contributing to the root cause problem you perceive… why would less freedom make anyone feel inferior to those imposing those lack of freedoms? why would that ever happen? i couldn’t, right?!
also… dark chocolate sucks.
i don’t think someone that believes they don’t have power goes on a shooting spree because they feel inferior… i believe someone that believes they DO have power goes on a shooting spree to proove it to themselves. or is that what you think inferiority complexes are?
i think we should ban sharp tip darts. the soft tip ones work fine and they are a lot safer. why are these crazies still playing in the face of danger? the purpose of society is to eliminate danger…….. with guns.
cal, i totally believe that “THE GUY” that is going to use his .50 caliber rifle to shoot at a plane moving at over 100mph would totally not look into rockets… he would be happy with the miniscule chance to put a tiny hole is a machine with more redundancy than pretty much anything, just for shits and giggles. that makes total sense. he wouldn’t look into rockets or bombs or an attack that actually makes sense. he is going to sit 1 mile from planes… and then he is going to shoot at them. and because of “THE GUY” no one should be able to push the envelope of human potential.
i completely understand.
cal, are you really this fearful, or just pretending?
i’m just pretending to be a dick…..
bla bla skeezer you suck! seriously though i just hate guns. so whatever.
want to go shooting sometime? i could teach you. it’s competitive and fun.
Cal, are you sure you want to say, “You want to live in civil society you give things up.” Like say, privacy, when you want to board a plane, because 20 muslim extremists ruined it for everybody. Or when you check out a library book and your name might end up on the CIA database. Yes, the kid bought guns from a gunstore. He didn’t have any prior felonies, so he would have passed a waiting period/background check anyway. Just because you hate guns doesn’t mean every guy who buys one is a right wing nut with a small penis. Dudes buy lots things to feel cool: cars, jewelry, etc.
enough of this. It just goes on and on. “why don’t we ban cars then?” “guns don’t kill people –people kill people”… slippery slope etc etc
I don’t think anything you say is going to convince me that there should not be greater gun control in this country. 1. semi-automatic weapons should not be bought and sold. 2. Gun laws should apply to “gun shows” (which sound really appealing by the way)
but no before you say i am imposing my personal taste on you bla bla blajdklajfoidsajgflkjgfal this is not about me it’s about taking a look at ridiculous weapons we allow people to have. nobody needs a submachine gun. I’m sorry if that’s your thing and you really really want one.
going to bed. anyway it is an interesting discussion and by no means simple i suppose. why don’t some of you law people get involved in this. this must come up at some point in law school. big j? o’neil?
so when i said enough of this i meant more of this i guess. goodnight losers!
how about focus on the postive… you live in society, you give things up…
OK!
so… obviously, i get stuff in exchange… what is it? what do i get in exchange for denying general physics and combat strategy? what specifically do i get in exchange for specifically that something given up?
holy crap, love. we probably started typing at the same time. that is TRUE love
If I didn’t have a gun the King of England could walk into my house and just start pushing me around. Would you like that? Huh? Huh? Would ya? Seriously, I have no problem with quite a bit of gun control. I have no need for anything with more than 10 rounds. I think most people that own guns don’t have any problem with a few more regulations. They just think that if they give an inch the other side will take a foot. It’s weird how pro-gun ended up on the right wing side and anti-gun ended up on the left wing side politically.
also, how can i be assured everyone will ACTUALLY give it up?
so instead of letting people have guns, we should just give everyone free beer. that will really strengthen this nation. that is a GREAT plan.
don’t even charge them. just give it to the people. they’ll want more. THEN we’ll charge. cal doesn’t care.
“The Senate today approved a bill on an unanimous voice vote”
aka: one person said aye, and no one else wanted to stand in the way.
this is how we run things.
i totally agree that the appeal of gun shows is undeniable.
cal, you wore water wings when you were a kid, didn’t you? the orange ones, too… right?
sorry dude, i was teasing. what do you think about the movie serenity?
the other thing is if you want to use a sharp knife is you should have to write a letter to the government for a loaner. LAW!
I’d like to host a live debate about the Gun Control topic. Cal and Raj vs. Madd and peterstiffly. A polite evening of stimulating conversation on a stage, with podiums and everything. No cream pies allowed. No guns allowed. The audience will consist of wwhazz, rumthumbs, lawman, spacebee, gmx, dave kristopeit, timmah (with pants), timmer, that one guy who used to come to whazzmaster all the time and worked with Big J, Big J, and scubby. And fancyface. And bellygirlx.
one more request: the violent death game “battleship” should be banned from the world! i know, now all the battleship nuts are going to go crazy. they love their battleship shows. ok you can keep the two holed battleship but no more! nobody needs a five holed battleship piece. there is nowhere to hide it on the board. your only hope is that your enemy hits the end and thinks the giant thing is sticking in the other direction. even then you are only safe for a short period. then it’s hit, hit, hit, hit sunk. HIT SUNK!
i agree to the debate. i will lead with the following: your honor, if it please the court i ask that the scientist wash before proceedings. all in favor Aye! will you allow exibit A? my old orange water wings? fly water wings! fly to the sea!
Actually, Battleship! is a crucial training tool for our Navy seamen.
Also, I forgot to mention that I saw the pictures from the last time scientist was in San Diego and I have to say: dude, you are skinny. Getting back down to dating weight, eh? Wait, you’re married. wtf?
Look, I was bored as shit so I wrote a song:
Who’s that jumping out the sky C-A-L
…..here we go
When the mask’s out Greg he pass out
Madd just black out better tap out!
Go…..off the top rope so look out below
And the next thing you know you be on the floor
What you gonna do when your on ya back
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin’ on my neck
Where’s the ref?
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin’ and spinnin’ and doing it fast
You can’t remove the mask
Why?…..coz he’s kickin’ your ass!
C’mmon….
Nice.
madd sad seamen
ktk what’s up with you? hows that young’un? jfkalsjfdlakjf;ldsa
what about pvc pipe, hairspray, and a hard projectile? have you seen these potato gun videos? i’ve seen them shoot through computer monitors with ease and blow the thing up. have you ever tried to destroy a computer monitor? i have. it is near impossible. hit it with a hammer as hard as you can and it probably won’t break. so now guns are banned, but “outlaws” are now heading down to true value hardware and the beauty shoppe and got just as must “power” as they did before. the idea of projecting an object with force so that it meets another object with force has been thought up. we are in a world full of people that understand it. the only way to go backwards is to make the average person dumber and dumber and dumber and that is obviously what cal and people like cal are trying to do to society.
raj hosting the debate AND participating is BULLSHIT. and whats the deal with no guns at the debate? you’re just goofing us. neutral site, and i will bring guns. and tater tots
my semi-auto tot gun is near completion.
cal, you don’t even make your own running shows. pre had a guy for that… you just buy someone else’s shoes. then you can run as fast as you want. what if people got pissed you could run so fast and realized it was because of the shoes and they didn’t outlaw shoes, they just outlawed the legal process of buying shoes. what would you do? just walk around slow as shit watching for pebbles and black top when it’s sunny?
you want to live in a world where you decide what other people can provide to other people, then you better be ready to provide EVERYTHING for yourself.
no sheepskin sandals… sorry… they are outlawed now because sheepskin foot sweat smells bad. at least bad enough that cal doesn’t like it and wants it stopped.
there was a show on animal planet or some shit tonight called “champions of the wild” and the episode name was “humans help endangered bengal tigers from certain extinction”
so…. are the humans supposed to be the champions? i don’t get it. if we are the champions, that means we are acknowledging that we live in the wild, and cal would disagree… we all gave things up to not live in the wild. if the title champion of the wild is intented to reference the endangered bengal tiger, then i think i have a different personal understanding of what it means to be a champion of the wild. i’m confused.
madddd, i have had about enough chocolate hatin’ by you, goddammit. if you happen to get an anonymous package from Madison, WI containing chocolate, you better eat it and not go flinging it at doorsteps like poop, is that clear?
ktk–let’s see those photos of me covered in babies and pets from last weekend, eh??
whazzman, the veggies await us. what is the plan? we can pick them up if you want. i say, we look in the box and create a dinner plan out of what we see.
i’m just getting over 2 days of feeling fluish. i’m going to trek today if you want to discuss this further.
sorry, rumthumbs… cal taught me that trick.
just won a $50 SNG while watching tony hawk on tomgreen.com while 7 tabling 2-4 and straight KILLING it.
i’m in a swell mood
tomgreen.com is the birth of the media revolution.
anyone hear about regina rohde? bitch was at columbine AND virgina tech.
now, i’m not saying that she sends out mass murder energy that triggers would-be mass murderers… i’m just saying that guns didn’t.
jkjopihjojo;j;jlk
Unintelligable. Get a thesaurus.
I second gun control. Or maybe we should all be armed, and just shoot each other whenever the wind blows … then eventually we’ll develop (or devolve, rather) into something akin to Somali society. That would be fun.
Zacaroni–I’ve got some news for you, pal. The bugs in your apartment ain’t shit. I had a pretty steep learning to get used to ‘em curve this summer, and now I smash the little yellow spiders that have followed spring back into our apartment with my bare hands. And I like it. At least they aren’t the red-eyed, furry bat moths that lived in my house this summer. I hated them.
so no military at all then?
fur cal
Free UFC this weekend.
CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COP
wrestling fans: stone cold steve austin will be tom green tonight for 90 minutes live taking your calls, instant messages, skype or ichat video calls, and also monitoring cb channel 19 on the LA 101.
RAJ: in a bold move i am commanding you to put on a lucha mask, fire up skype and call up the show between 10-11:30 pm madison, WI time. you are instructed to be awesome. this is HUGE.
stone cold will be ON tomgreen.com tonight… he won’t be tom green. that doesn’t even make sense. you shouldn’t need this
if you could get stiffly to come over and mean mug with some guns in the background, that wouldn’t hurt
stone cold a can of tecate
i take back my command, and just ask please, but if you don’t, i’ll fuck you up.
make every question about shane and stephanie
GMX texted me that Stone Cold was at the Giants game earlier this week. That scamp.
call yourself “lucha lucha”
that shit is funny. so often that a wrestler in a lucha mask would have the word lucha in his character name, but then something else is expected… like lucha warrior or lucha steve or lucha i don’t have to cut grass for an hour… but you’re past all that bs. you’ve taken it to the next level. lucha lucha.
front page of youtube, so this one’s a little too corporate internet video than i’m used to wasting your time linking to, but this UNO video is very well made and funny. you might see poor acting… i see genius directing.
seriously this is an insane opportunity. you’re pretty much guaranteed to talk to him and if you keep the conversation fresh you could talk as long as you want until you ran out of tecate.
cal, if someone is too close to you and won’t leave you alone but isn’t in any way threatening you physically, do you believe it is ok to hit that person with your fists? shove them? kick them? spit on them? throw feces? hug it out?
That Uno thing is pretty funny. Highest recommendation.
i enjoyed the uno video
ps– I got my motherfuckin’ Freedom Grill today. Suck it, hosers, my grill is attached to the back of my truck.
Uno Love
Wow, a Quad Love. Quickest Beans in the West.
ok, i just got home. off to watch the show. i really hope you called it. it is going to be AWESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME
ok, it’s not up for on demand download yet………. but seriously… if you didn’t take the opportunity to address stone cold on live archived broadcast, i will be pissed and plan ways to punch you.
fuck you, fox. die. rot in hell.
hahahaha. yankees lost
fuck you, madd. die. rot in hell.
hahhahaha, you didn’t even get to see them lose. TWICE.
last night we went to the fox sports grill in phoenix for the game and all the tv’s had ESPN on… it’s like… come on. if you’re going to copy espn zone and make your own eatery, at least play your own fucking channel on the tv.
fucking stupid fox.
how to own an 8 year old
cal wants to ban grown-ups
u can even tell it was transgenders by the toe rings.
can someone please explain the social dynamic governing these ducks in a pool? thanks.
crocop got crowned. unexpected. ufc is fixed.
wait… he didn’t get a crown… he got owned in a way only he could. he got croaned i guess.
HOT DOG NEWS UPDATE: HEBREW NASH (we’re tite like that), JUST ANSWERED NATHANS BACK WITH A NEW SIZE AND PACKAGING OPTION! JUMBO BEEF FRANKS!
slightly smaller than their 1/4lb dinner franks, and slightly bigger than their standard hot dog offering, this new size is sure to P-EL-EAZE, PLEASE!
nathans struck out, and then hebrew nash fucking beaned them walking back to the dugout. IN THE FUCKING HEAD!
hebenash OWNS the hot dog market. crosby/stills unavailable for taste test.
cal, in my never ending quest to better understand how and why greg is in your life, i pose another sociomoral hypodermical situation for you….
nuclear power. also, a follow-up… lets say a nuclear power generation facility is constructed. do you think the plans for that site should be made public? maybe i would see a flaw in the plans that i could point out…
today there was a story about the arizona nuclear plants internet logs show that the operational details were downloaded from somewhere in iran by an ex-engineer. granted this could just be whazzman or 4nyay on TOR setting this guy up, but it seems obviously that he downloaded them, and one would think with intent to sell.
a lot of people seem freaked out, but to me i would almost expect that this information would be public. i wouldn’t trust the facility if it wasn’t… but these people would rather blindly trust than have to be somewhat intelligent because they get all the ice cream they want in america and they want to keep it that way.
i’m moving to mexico
all a nuclear power plant is is a coal power plant that instead of burning coal for heat, you have a tiny uranium fission reaction providing the heat… then it’s just steam from there.
uranium fission is trivial…. just physically press it together. done. ok, now you know everything about nuclear power plants. don’t read this in iran.
also, what about that blues angels crash 2 days ago? hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars spent strictly on this propeganda promotional team, that now after this crash has only propegated the idea that they can’t even make you believe they can do it without crashing into a residential area killing the pilot.
what a joke. what a waste.
WM, are you going to leave your freedom grill on the truck at all times? that would be pretty awesome.
It has not been removed since it was affixed on Saturday morning. But yeah, eventually it’ll come off. Pictures are en route.
Nuclear power rant to Blue Angel rant to a light hearted inquiry about whazzman’s truck: standard Monday morning fare.
1. I’m too dumb to have an opinion on nuclear power. All I know is you need a big lake near the plant to keep things from expolding and the lake is as warm as bath water even in winter, so the fish grow real big and you can catch giant ass bass.
2. Blue Angels: stupid. When I’m at sporting events or parades and shit like that is put on display for all to ohhhhhh and ahhhhhhhhh over I feel a little sick. I mean, that shit is used to kill people and that really rubs me the wrong way.
3. Whazzman’s grill: I see myself benefiting from this purchase.
I didn’t know the Blue Angels crashed. Also: I like nukular power, it’s cleaner and stupider than nuclear power. Also: everyone will benefit from whazzman’s grill. Also, wwhazz, you owe rumthumb royalties for calling me ‘whazzman’.
if you think the wisconsin seasonal elements are going to scuff all the shine off it, then i’d take it off, but cruising around with a fucking grill attached to the outside of your truck is just about the perfect accessory.
you should drive around with grill accessories, then when people show love, you flash a spatula and they go nuts
how are they even having air shows right now when we’re in the middle of a war that supposedly is understaffed and needs a “surge” of forces?
i’m not entirely sure they even expect people to believe anything they say anymore.
our nation is run by professional liars.
i would never hurt them.
Pictures of the freedom grill posted on th enew thread, for those thread-swampers.