Comments on: Convergence http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/ polecam online Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:58:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: W-whazz http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34663 W-whazz Wed, 09 May 2007 15:09:10 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34663 Same thing with beer: I used to drink a 6 pack to get drunk, but then it became a 12 and now it takes an 18 pack (but I'll have 3 leftovers). MGD LIGHT BEER WHIPS ARE BULLSHIT. May as well go back to huffing glue... Same thing with beer: I used to drink a 6 pack to get drunk, but then it became a 12 and now it takes an 18 pack (but I’ll have 3 leftovers). MGD LIGHT BEER WHIPS ARE BULLSHIT. May as well go back to huffing glue…

]]> By: whazzmaster http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34658 whazzmaster Wed, 09 May 2007 12:46:28 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34658 And even when she crashed my mango whip I didn't flip, my man Slick Nick said Smooth you're starting to slip. And even when she crashed my mango whip I didn’t flip, my man Slick Nick said Smooth you’re starting to slip.

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34653 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 08:30:08 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34653 oh snap... there is another new human giant on the tivo right now... does this show even have a schedule? first sketch was a terminator spoof on roombas, something i feel passionate about (computers doing tasks for morons), so THUMBS UP! your butt. oh snap… there is another new human giant on the tivo right now… does this show even have a schedule? first sketch was a terminator spoof on roombas, something i feel passionate about (computers doing tasks for morons), so THUMBS UP! your butt.

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34652 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 07:34:28 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34652 i have made a mango whip every day of my life i have made a mango whip every day of my life

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34649 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 06:56:58 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34649 did you guys read that because the local authorities in boston overreacted to modern grafitti and wasted large large sums of public resources, that now "terrorist hoax's" which includes "distributing false information" will be a federal felony. no more lying on whazzmaster that you really know how to make mango whips. you shit will be in JIZZZAIL! KNOW IT did you guys read that because the local authorities in boston overreacted to modern grafitti and wasted large large sums of public resources, that now “terrorist hoax’s” which includes “distributing false information” will be a federal felony.

no more lying on whazzmaster that you really know how to make mango whips. you shit will be in JIZZZAIL! KNOW IT

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34648 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 06:09:26 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34648 the coop in my neighborhood does oil changes and tires the coop in my neighborhood does oil changes and tires

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34647 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 06:08:59 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34647 you know what they are doing now, rumthumbs? mcdonalds... with the whole dollar menu mcchickens..... they went smaller. but now with the gas price going up, and most chickens requiring a sunday outing of some sort, mcdonalds is losing money on those $1 treats. so instead of just cancelling them, now they give you a spicy mcchicken instead. there is no more mcchicken... but here is a spicy mcchicken that is way too fucking spicy and eventually we figure you'll just stop asking for them. FUCK THAT. now i order 6 and don't even eat them. you know what they are doing now, rumthumbs? mcdonalds… with the whole dollar menu mcchickens….. they went smaller. but now with the gas price going up, and most chickens requiring a sunday outing of some sort, mcdonalds is losing money on those $1 treats. so instead of just cancelling them, now they give you a spicy mcchicken instead. there is no more mcchicken… but here is a spicy mcchicken that is way too fucking spicy and eventually we figure you’ll just stop asking for them. FUCK THAT. now i order 6 and don’t even eat them.

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34646 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 06:04:59 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34646 your local suppiers are cooperating in hustling away your money don't you watch the sopranos? your local suppiers are cooperating in hustling away your money

don’t you watch the sopranos?

]]> By: maddddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34645 maddddddddddddddd Wed, 09 May 2007 05:08:27 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34645 mcchickens used to be bigger too mcchickens used to be bigger too

]]> By: rumthumbs http://www.whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34644 rumthumbs Wed, 09 May 2007 04:37:23 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/2007/05/05/street-black-party-and-i-a/#comment-34644 i believe mangos yield the smallest flesh per pound ratio of any fruit under the sun. this am i went down to the coop and bought 5 mangos (recipe called for 3, i wanted to be on the safe side) for the mango mousse pie i intended to make. got home, skinned those bastards and scooped out every last milimeter of mango i could and it still wasn't enough. back to the coop for 4 more. count them, NINE mangos yielded only 3 cups of mango puree. that is fruit bullshit, i'm telling you. i believe mangos yield the smallest flesh per pound ratio of any fruit under the sun.

this am i went down to the coop and bought 5 mangos (recipe called for 3, i wanted to be on the safe side) for the mango mousse pie i intended to make. got home, skinned those bastards and scooped out every last milimeter of mango i could and it still wasn’t enough. back to the coop for 4 more. count them, NINE mangos yielded only 3 cups of mango puree. that is fruit bullshit, i’m telling you.

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