AND lo, unto the hellscape of Bakersfield there was delivered a couple. AND that couple didst live in squalor amongst roaches, big-ass bugs, and team players. THE men and women of the hovel did not yet know their betters were upon them…
And so on and so forth. Hey everyone, it’s nice to be back. I was in Racine on Sunday for a trio of birthdays: my niece, my soon-to-be sister-in-law, and my grandmother. We had a gay old time eating delicious risotto and marinaded beef tenderloin. Then we had a Speed Party: eat cake, pinata crash, open presents in 30 or less minutes. Spacebee and I rode dirty down to Racine, spent about 3 hours there, and then headed back up. Our driving time equaled the time we were there, but it was worth it to see so many family members’ birthdays in one shot!
There’s also crazy news on the Racine front: my parents are moving to… Door County. My father accepted a position as the president and CEO of the visitor’s bureau up yonder, and so by the end of the year they will have (hopefully, in this housing market) sold their house and moved up there. My brosef and seestor are moving out soon or have moved out already, and so they won’t be going with. I know I’m still digesting the news… but I am looking forward to going up there to visit.
Now, as anyone in Madison can attest to, I’ve been going buck fucking crazy on a cookbook I received from my dad recently.
[Backstory] As some of you may know, my dad used to work for Visit Milwaukee, the convention and visitor’s bureau for the area. As the VP of Sales, it was his job to sell the city to various large conventions so they would come and buy up a bunch of hotel rooms and spend tourist money like ‘whoa.’ So they have these conventions where people representing large conventions come and get wined and dined and look at booths by various cities in order to hold their convention there. My dad worked hard to set up a dinner for under a hundred people at the home of Art Smith, Oprah’s personal chef. So a bunch of people went to his house in Chicago and had some great food and (I hear) raved about it to others at the convention the next day. As the guests left, Art Smith signed copies of his newest cookbook for the them, and my dad snagged a copy for me as well. [/Backstory]
Now, I had paged through the cookbook and found a few good recipes, but I hadn’t actually taken a step to cook anything until last week. I went to Whole Foods and bought all the ingredients to make 4 dinners from the book on consecutive nights. Many of them involved brining and long-lead prep work, so I set up a schedule where I would be cooking one night’s dinner while prepping for the next night’s dinner. Long story short: these things went four-for-four. Each one was goddamned tasty (which can be attested to by those on whazzmaster who tried them, I believe).
All this to mention that the fourth night of Back to the Family-inspired dinners happened to fall on Saturday: college football during the day, Badger football at night, free UFC ‘pay-per-view’ (I’ll let wwhazz expound on that one), and Brewers and Cubs baseball. Mississippi Chicken and Rice with homemade cornbread turned out to be the perfect compliment to 6+ hours of various sports. By the way, GMX, the cornbread we made was straight outta Good Ol’ J.R.’s Country Homemade Cookbook you got me. So now I have two signed cookbooks: one from Oprah’s personal chef, and one from the WWE’s lead announcer. The cornbread was made in a cast-iron skillet, which got ultra-high marks from me. Anything made in a cast-iron pan is going to taste twenty to thirty times better.
Finally, Wisconsin sports are looking good, if shaky. Badgers are 2-0. Packers are 1-0. Brewers are back atop the division (for the moment). And wwhazz is winning Peterstiffly’s Whazzmaster NFL Pool. Incredibly.
HOLLLARIT Bakersfield.
It looks like the picks in the Packers and Vikings games separated the winners from the losers this week. Wwhazz, even in hindsight, how the hell did you make Packers to win your 16 point game? I hope you bet with your heart all season, because I’ll come out ahead in the long run.
Wow! Convey my best wishes to your Dad on the position! If he ever needs some IT guy tell him to look me up. I’ve always said I’d love to live up in Door Co.
>> Brewers are back atop the division (for the moment)
That didn’t last long.
“The plaintiff names “Satan and His Staff” as defendants. He alleges that “Satan has on numerous occasions caused plaintiff’s misery and unwarranted threats,” and “has placed deliberate obstacles in his path and caused his downfall. Plaintiff alleges that by reason of these acts Satan has deprived him of his constitutional rights.” See Mayo v. Satan and his Staff (W.D. Pa. 1971). In Mayo, the district court escaped on a number of ploys, including the difficulty of serving the defendant with process.”
BigJ, fat wasn’t what I was seeing when we made our porno video last week…………..maybe your African experience has tainted your view of size.
wwhazz bitter: No
angry: rarely
old: archaic
Mother of shit. Now I wake up to this. Is this really my wife? Talk about law and Door Country (fish boil!). Satan! Yes, Satan! Was he found guilty? Habeus Corpus, man. That’s latin for “show me the money”, right?
why haven’t you made a porno video since last week? because he got fat?
stiffly, don’t assume because you have seen w-whazz do something for somewhat obvious motivations that he will continue to do them because those motivations have not ceased. he created an image he can exploit and built false confidence in his opponents. the proper response is for you to put 16 on the bears next week, and after you win say, “quit that shit, fatty”.
but from favre’s perspective after his last 2 seasons, both of which started with questions of whether he would retire and ended with the thought that maybe he should have, smart money says he comes out in this 3rd iffy season and flop his dick on the table. right there on the coffee table, bitch. that bet was working a lot of angles.
As a fat man, I now know the pain we all caused the scientist before he became the biggest loser. I’m so sorry.
my secret exercise routine: handstands.
if anyone is/was curious about the whereabouts of the jobu doll from major league, it is tied to the radiator of a large truck in bakersfield wearing prison garb. dude was behind me at a red light and just when i decided the feasibility of a camera phone shot was decent, the light turned green. then a dude in a light blue monte carlo with light blue lettering filling the entire back window reading “BIG CHEDDA” flew by me in the next lane. his chrome spinners were still going strong as we hit the next light, where 2 dudes with blue flags were crossing parallel to us. they showed love with their outstretched raised hands, and that is when the hydros fired. this city is ridiculous.
kanye west is such a bitch.
putting ur dick on the coffee table is savage.
dude didn’t get clowned, cause when it came around favre was down.
kanye is fighting the good fight though… he gets bitched and does the double bitch back. he’s an exposer with good taste, but in reality it isn’t hard to see how things taste better with pepper.
jay z, smoove e and masta ace all day for me. i think if smoove e released orange zig zags today it would be called clear zig zags, cause that’s the new hottnesss.
my favorite rapper is still me, but all i rap about is farts, and then i make fart noises. shit is tite though…
why you farrr-tin son? *farting noises*
ain’t nobody here wanta smell yo butt
farrrrrrrt’n is more accurate.
internet ordained minister weddings ruled invalid. what happened to seperation of “church” and “state”?
uh-oh
boo yah, my own internet router is blazing high speed road runner cable through the errrrwaves. HOLLLLLLARIT. also i think i found a new career… i chatted up the cable installer guy and he says he makes $8-9k a month as an independent contractor installer. shit pays better than internet weddings.
dude was vietnamese and when i told him i played cards he said that all “asian men” have “problem gamble in their blood”. i nodded in agreement.
madd skeeeeeezrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fun-ee. I’m loving the Chronicles of Bakersfield.
here’s another one for y’all ta peep
M.I.K.E. on the M.I.C.
golden west casino got robbed at 4am this morning by 4 large men with shotguns. rumor says they got $200,000 with no arrests.
msnbc has my back
gang activity in this postantiterrorism world is very interesting. around my house everyone wears white tshirts with a solid blue tshirt over the shoulder. also they paint their monte carlo’s blue. around the casino everyone wears white tshirts with a solid red tshirt over the shoulder. robberies are committed with red cars. if i were a dude who wore white tshirts with a blue tshirt over my shoulder and planned to rob a casino in the part of town populated by dudes who wear white tshirts with red tshirts over their shoulder, what color car would i steal to get away?
whazz colored
that doesn’t make sense. sort of like “attorney at law”… what the fuck does that mean? you don’t hear plumber at water or carpenter at wood. AT law? like an email address? does cal get one free when he graduates? isn’t hotmail better? cal: attorney at hotmail.
Holy shit: the motherfucker solves mysteries. Get the Bakersfield Police on the horn; case closed. Who is worse? The U.S. government for doing a legal jack of your skrills, or the Red/Blue Gun-totin’ EmEffers with the illegal jack of the casino’s skrills? Get me a talking great dane, some A/V dork, and a hippie from down on Willy St: we’re takin’ this to the streets. “Everything Man” by Talib Kweli blows the shit out of everything that came before it.
cal@law.com. now with more zest than ever.
talib? lyrics stick to your rib? that’s my favorite cd that i play at the crib. you don’t really know him, why is you lyin?
the government has a few gun totin emeffers of their own, so i think that’s a wash, but they do deserve the qualifier of bomb totin
i think i just saw an hour long hennessey commercial. amaretto is good.
Cal! Does your lady friend like you more better now that you’re a hotshot law student? Do you wear sunglasses in the classroom? Ever flipped off your instructor? What about greg? No, ha ha, I know you’ve flipped off Greg. Who hasn’t? Is Rita in law school? If she is, do you have the skills to out law her, like if your client invented something and her client stole the idea, would you be able to fight or would there be too many old emotions?
Think you could win a custody battle?
Think you could win a wrestling match with the scientist? What if it was a falls count anywhere match and you both were forced to fight with your pants and underwear around your ankles?
I think a good name for a law drama based on bigj’s career would be “Lawyer of the Jungle.”
It’d be cool if cal was there too, but the dude who plays cal is British. A neat scene would be them drinking Boodles gimlets by lantern light underneath mosquito netting. Cal’s name would be Cal Worthinton.
Think you’re gonna crack up the first time you say “objection” to a judge? I would for sure.
Cal, i will do anything to stay in this class, i understand you must report the abstences, but if i have this class dropped i will no longer be a full time student and not recieve finical aide, i will do anything you need me to do. Please work with me on this
awesome cal worthington! with mosquito netting! that reminds me of the painted veil did anybody see that one? there was a book too but that i did not read… but i saw the movie! and i enjoyed it! it’s got good old what-his-name… from rounders… anyway i think everybody should go to law school. it is fun. except very expensive. that is the lousy part. what are you guys doing this weekend? i gotta hit the books! there has been a noticible slump in the spririts of my classmates. me too. it’s getting to be drudgery. therefore i am going to redouble my efforts or something. i gotta work harder or these punks are going to walk all over me in the exams. wwhaz you and the skeezer would be so good at this! you should do it. To my mind it’s just like all the card games you enjoy so much. you just have to learn rules extremely well and then apply them all over the place in many many different seneros. just like if i bet the river and you know i only have pocket twos and you have a much better river — what are you going to do? let my river smoke your BETTER river? no way. MOVE! ACTION! strike! move to strike! iron! action! move the hot iron over your bellmen uniform! anyway when if either of you guys want my lsat books i will send them, cheerio, cal worthington
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whazz&defid=1103234
ruh-roh, i named the site after a rough piss.
to be fair, however, my first choice was buttpissmaster.com.
You are a true whazz meister.
cal knows so many legal facts; he’s blowing the top right off the popper
“jungle at law” is a way better title
The long workday is over: time to pop open an ice cold whazzmeister.
gjgkjhkj
that was:
a) drinking an ice cold whazzmaster
b) peeing in the whazz fashion
It’s whazzmeister.
There is also whazzsterbrau.
Holy shit, icing the kicker WORKED.
ron burgundy, you stay classy. hello, this is ron. hellllllo. who’s there, i’m talking. hello. who is this? baxter, is that you? baxter! bark twice if you’re in milwaukee. is this wilt chamberlain? have the courage to say something! hello! hello! YAH!#%^(*&@#^
Big J:
angry–yes.
bitter–yes.
fat–sort of … in context.
old–yes.
OMG. I was really just projecting.
W=whazz: what dive bar are you tending?
Whazzmaster: are you one of the regulars?
Madd: Not jungle, but desert wasteland.
i know where i live
it’s funny because everyone in the desert wasteland depends on a white woman to survive.
Who? Your wife?
wrestling is fake
http://break.com/index/wrestler-faceplants-into-stairs.html
I just came to whazzmaster to post that and for-knee-eh read my mind
i married a white woman
me too
What’s that song “great balls of fire” about, really?
the devil
today i saw a montage on an americas funniest videos rerun about people setting accidental fires (hilarious) and they used great balls of fire over saget’s genius.
hey wwhazz… sorry i didn’t call you back. we had a baby related crisis. i’ll try to give you a call today.
Be a supermacho!
Charge your sausage for 110% and have a lifetime fiesta with ur chick
i wish i could charge my sausage up to like 122% and then bust open some chicks like pinatas
i just saw “the big bang theory” pilot… i hope this isn’t where television is going, but it’s nice to have darlene’s boyfriend back on the air. him and dj and becky could all go crazy until dan came home from the shop.
the last 3 times i’ve played cards at the golden west i’ve had a 4 hour+ run of not winning a single pot, the place got robbed, and last night caught on fire while i was there. at the time i was up $100, didn’t take my chips with me, then was forced to stand outside for an hour and a half in a tshirt and shorts and nearly froze. fire trucks blocked access to my car. so when i got back in i didn’t win a pot for 4 hours and lost the 100 and another 100. i had 45 in the blind on a 678 flop… huge pot builds, 3 bets on the turn heads up, and a 9 on the river gives the win to ATo. then i have AK, flop AK2, turn J which gets 3 bet heads up, and another J on the river to lose to AJ. this fucking place is a sink-hole of evil. i can’t win.
since when did bomb become IEDs and improvised explosive devices become improved explosive devices? the propeganda machine needs to be stopped. with bombs.
awesome
hey rumthumbs, i got a business plan for you… a visual effects company called “by effects visual” because then in the credits it will say “visual effects by by effects visual” and that is art.
I got a business plan for you: move to Madison and go in with me on a taco cart.
Something like this:
http://www.hawaii-search.com/images/Fish_Taco_Stand_1.jpg
or better yet, this:
http://cemaweb.library.ucsb.edu/4×6/cat8015_2.jpg
hey cal if youre interested in how law school exams are graded.
http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/12/a_guide_to_grad.html
nice! things are getting brutal over here guys. sigh. good luck sean! whazzmaster please post anew.
my lunch today:
Salami Sandwich on Wheat with Swiss Cheese, Luttuce, and butter
applesauce
pretzels (sticks)
Raisins
Carrots
2 cookies (smallish)
Odwalla Chewy Nut Bar. (new) (sweet and salty peanut flavor)
Sweet & Salty Peanut
A plethora of peanuts mingles with the craziest of crunches for a sweet & salt soiree. Crunchy peanuts & hearty oats add to the nourishing mix – boasting antioxidant vitamins A, C & E, folic acid and calcium. It’s a bar big enough to feed your soul. What Chew Want®!
ha ha get it? what chew want?
i just finished the bar and i recommend it.
blogggggstormmmmmmmmm!
FOOOOOLICCCCCCCCAACCCIDDDDDDDD!
That was a blog-breeze. We need a REAL storm to come ripping through these parts.
Anyone watch UFC this weekend? I watched it in some Hillbilly bar in Greenville, WI. Good show. The first two matches kinda blew but the next three were great. GMX or stiffly?
i just ate a whole cheese pizza and a pint of vodka.
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS
BLOOOGGGGG BREEEEEZZZZEEE
oh cal. how do you find the time?
there’s no off switch homie
RAPPERS NEED CHAP STICK
is that a gay silent film joke or is your spacebar on the fritzle?
some lawyer in some movie got fired for a semi-colon. remember that.
I wanted to google a goofy ass Ned Yost Quote and found this fun fact. When you type “Ned Yost” into google the first option it recommends is “Ned Yost sucks”. From there I had a late night bonanza.
1. firenedyost.com is funny.
2. A hot rumor:
Ken Griffey’s Grotesquely Swollen Jaw Posted: September 23, 2007 at 04:51 PM (#2539196)
Take this with a huge grain of salt, I’m just a guy on the internet, but this is what I’ve heard. My step-dad is a cop in Kenosha and he works with Mark Attanasio’s personal bodyguard. According to this guy, Attanasio is completely fed up with Ned and complains about him all the time. Ned’s gone after the season playoffs or not, says this guy.
Sketchy source, i know, but it’s true as far as I know. And it’s making me feel slightly better- I’m petrified of missing the playoffs and retaining him as manager.
3. The funny quote I wanted to make fun of has been ridiculed to death. But anyway here is Ned Yost bitching about Brewer fans bitching about the Brewers:
‘See you later, I’m pulling the ripcord on this bandwagon.’
One funny internet dude said that maybe the wagon’s got one of them newfangled ‘lectrical engine DEE-vices.
My only comment was that Ned Yost is a Hillbilly and maybe he thought the bandwagon was a drag racing funnycar. Who knows.
A cop in Kenosha!
Also, my new favorite name for Yost is “Nedly.”
Another dude said that Yount quit because he can’t stand Yost. Also, that Bill Hall got his ass benched because he questioned Ned.
I benched Bill from my fantasy team and it really broke my heart especially since I got drunk one night, declared him my favorite Brewer EVER and traded John Smoltz to get him.
Upon sober reflection, my favorite Brewer is probably Burnitz, but Hall is in the top five.
Ken Griffey’s Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, TELL ME MORE WISE SAGE!
Yost briefly enjoyed a second career as a taxidermist in Jackson, Mississippi in between his playing days and coaching days.
Yost wears number three as a tribute to his close friend Dale Earnhardt. He occasionally worked as part of Earnhardt’s pit crew prior to the NASCAR legend’s death.[1]
Ned’s son, Ned Yost IV, is a first baseman in the Brewers’ farm system. He is currently with the Class-A Brevard County Manatees.
If you tickle Ned Yost and call him Nedly, he will giggle and pee his pants.
What is Ned Yost dos up to?
See you later, I’m pulling the ripcord on this bandwagon.
Good night!
Shit… trapped in a wiki-black hole:
Damien Miller is not a member of the Major League Baseball Players Association, as he was a replacement player during the 1994 Major League Baseball strike. These players are barred from joining the players’ union. Because he is not a member of the Major League Baseball Players Association, Miller’s name and likeness do not appear in various baseball video games. In MLB ’07: The Show, “Chris Gill” has the same attributes and characteristics as Miller. The same can be said about “Roger Chamberlain” in MVP Baseball: 2005
That’s lawish, huh? Like it law nerds?
CAL IS A LIAR. CAL IS ASLEEP.
Even though I’m working three jobs at least I got sweet hours.
Bartend: sweet
Teach 2:30-6:15 MW: sweet
Teach 6:00-10:00 TR: Sweet
One thing I hate, it’s waking up early.
i am in a wiki black hole too… mine revolves around the much lamer subject of prime numbers.
cal, i have a legal question for you… if the release of a prime generation function would empower the scientific community in ways that could better society infinitesimally, but at the same time render all digital encryption technology largely as useless as pig-latin, is it irresponsible to tell the mindless herds what they don’t yet pretend to know? also, if whazzmaster works on wednesday but can’t work on saturday, should you ask him to pull a double on sunday despite the lack of knowledge regarding his religious affiliation? also, should abortion be cheaper? like $100 seems right. 3 digits. base 10… the crutch of modern man. sigh… monkeys.
any number can be represented as a product of primes… thus the primes are the only real numbers. when the prime generation function is used to define a number set of infinite numerals, math’s triviality comes into light.
the beginning of the end
i understand that the problem with the media is broadcast lies.
i understand that the solution is to stop the lies.
i understand that stopping the lies stops everything.
i understand that the stop of everything is the end.
smoke em if you got em. we’re in a fiat world. i love bananas.
i have never pooped into my hand… but wow… if i pooped into my hand and then threw it at someone. wow. ultimate diss.
I’m lost. You mean Optimus Prime? Like, the government has real transformers?
Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha!
Gimme pudding.
“The Brewers need some cooperation from the Cubs, who were off Monday and finish the season with six games on the road. Chicago’s magic number — the combination of Cubs wins and Brewers losses needed to clinch the division title — remained at four.
Yost doesn’t want his players doing too much math this week. He’d prefer they just concentrate on trying to win the rest of their games.
Easier said than done, catcher Damian Miller said.
“You can’t help it,” said Miller, ejected before the seventh inning. ‘It’s human nature to try to figure it out.’ ”
Is this what you are talking about scientist? Magic numbers? And doesn’t that scab Damien Miller mean “monkey nature?”
I just went to wwe.com for the first time since… June? Anyway, RAW was in Milwaukee last night. Had I known sooner, I probably would have gone.
BLOOOOGGGGSTORRMMMMMMM!
that is exactly what i was talking about. “human nature to try to FIGURE IT OUT”?!?! what is there to figure out? the answer implies itself. you don’t have to figure out that 8-3=5… 8-3 IS 5. they are the same thing. what fucking calculations is damien miller doing in his head? fucking monkeys. catch the ball.
KTK, are you dead or what? can’t get ahold of you. perhaps the farm lost electricity and you and k-car are sitting around grading papers by candlelight so you can’t check your email, since you can’t power computers by candlelight.
in any case, aforementioned weekend of pumpkin pickin’ fun is out since our cali based friend is now coming later and our madison based whazzman is opting out. still want to find a time. email or call when the power lines are up and running again!
Yeah, she is dead. I went to the funeral and it was a FUN-eral, a real party (hotdogs, pop, bowling).
If she post again, watch out: zombie.
Cal! Do you wannna treat? Cal!
wwhaz–you suck.
check this shit out:
http://www.advocate.com/issue_story_ektid49068.asp
take that, Karl Rove you homophobic freak!
Cubs lose! And…
…Derek Turnbow can’t throw a fucking strike.
Pretty much the entire year compressed into two batters: Turnbow walks in a run, and then Bill Hall falls down chasing a fly ball in center field. Just a great all-around team. Meanwhile, Yost is cooking a pie in the clubhouse and I can hear McClung’s jaw cracking from 77.2 miles away.
I wish fans were still allowed to throw fruit at the home team when they did something bad, like back in the 1800′s. I have a rotten avocado with Bill Hall’s name on it.
This would have never happened if County Stadium was still around. Every time the Brewers have made it to the post-season, it was in County Stadium. I am starting the “Bring Back The County” petition. Name one: Zachery Moneypenny.
Name two: Don Money? Name three: the guy who ran the speedpitch booth out behind the bleachers in center field. Statistically, his name was probably John. But it could have been something like Merl. Split the difference: Name Three: John Merl.
fuck
I’m going to that filthy infrastructure-poor town of Minneapolis on 10/25. Why? For nothing more than to hear Apple people talk about how to develop applications for the iPhone.
Good night, sweet prince.
dude minneapolis rulz ok? RULZ! WE RULE! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! ROCK YOU! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! ROCK yOU (EVERYBODY) WE WILL WELE AIJFDAFDLOFJADSLJFDLAKJFDLAKFJADLKJAKHFJAKHFSAKJHFADSKJHFDAKJHFAKJHFDAKJFHSA GIMME TREAT GIMME TREAT!
HOLY COW DID YOU SEE THAT? it was the ghost of KTK (rest in peace sister ktk you was always a good friend to me in my time of need. love,
cal
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i’m sorry to type the nonsence but i am tired of fajkfjdalkjfadkljfdlajfljfalkjfdakljfadkl
ok nighty night BIG J
BIG J you say the writing and research was so great i say not so! it’s too much work i am tired . where is bell girl? tell us how is school bell girl? what’s your school like? i bet you don’t have to look up stupid citations in a “blue book” do you? you probably get to heal sick people huh. what are you learning? WHAT ARE YOU LEARNING. ok good night all!
i want to play halo 3! i don’t have any of that stuff… and even if i had the money to buy that stuff i wouldn’t have the time to play any of it. but it looks cool and fun. are any of you playing halo 3? is it fun? i like fun! i want to play! not look up stupid big j’s idea of fun in a blue book. fdlaskjfdklajfdlaskjfdlakjfdklajfdklajfdsal
Look dickweed, she’s learning about hearts and tonsils and using that little machine to look in people’s ears. So don’t bug her.
As far as the Brewer’s go, I’m more pissed at Nedly that Bill Hall.
1. So Prince got hit. So what. Play on. This is waaaaaay too important of a game and it was waaaaay too close to hit Pujols in retaliation. WALKS WILL HAUNT. Even cal knows that. Let it go and break his skull on opening day next year. That inning fell apart after we potato-balled Albert.
2. The second Turnbow walked a dude, he should have been yanked. If he walks one, he walks a hundred. That’s SOP with that dude. Why on Earth did Ned let him walk a dude, then walk in a run and then decide to pull him? Stupid.
And what’s up with this “cali based friend” shit? Is that odd nomenclature for my benefit? Like I care.
if you accept the idea that lack of confidence hinders performance, then when you depend on performance most you should refrain from hindering confidence by any means. sort of like when tyra banks tells the ugly girl she did really good just to watch her destroy herself… but in this case to win baseball games.
if turnbow knows he tends to spiral out of control after one walk, and he knows nedly knows it by nedly’s action in pulling him at the first sign of walkage, then in the short term turnbow’s confidence is shot and he becomes much less valuable to the team.
if you believe that lack of confidence encourages an individual to adapt to minimize the seen triggers of that lack of confidence, then you are not nedly.
pastime is another way to say waste of time.
that bat landing upright was pretty cool.
the brewers should have sold high on sheets and turnbow
if the oil supply affects our country’s economy as much as we are led to believe it does, then aren’t we on an oil standard that nixes all attempts at balance through variable interest rates? today i ate a steak and a pint of vodka.
i just saw bellgirls myspace page for the first time…. wow. myspace is a complete piece of shit, and every page i’ve ever seen has been a piece of shit, but BG, you really outdid yourself. your quality standards are impeccable. please understand how much it pains me to compliment anything affiliated with myspace. also, i put you in my top friends. that took about 10 minutes after i discovered that “edit top friends” is not on my “edit account” “edit profile” or “edit settings” pages or any of the 8 sub-menus on each of those pages that i don’t really see the difference between other than there is more places to clutter bullshit interfaces. so you want the only link to edit top friends anywhere? it’s on the homepage at the bottom of course. jesus christ that site sucks.
Fucking agreed.
i want to see. what is the address?
I don’t think you can see it.
I think you need to make an account and become cyber friends and do a secret handshake. My advice would be to not bother. If you really want to see it, look at it next time you are at our house.
But I’m glad to see you cats like her page. I didn’t see her for a couple of weeks last August because she was up all night tinkering with that thing. She even stayed up later than me and that’s not easy.
Brewers? Do you wanna treat? Brewers?
i just did that (i have an account)…
My new name for cal is Cal Unworthington.
Cal, what are the chances (in Monkey numbers, please) you make it to your 33rd in Vegas?
Whoa.
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Both chimps and cowboys love adding A-i, A-i, A! to their songs.
you sir…are no esse rios. u know, he rolled with hot lita, not the new one.
http://break.com/index/backyard-wrestler-lands-on–head.html
are you still rollin with hot tifa?
actually yes.
r u still in daygo? i done been stuck in korea for too damn long this time. wanna TJ it up in october?
madd…u see this one yet? u gotta wait about 1:22 in the video when he gets a water bottle. it reminds me of ‘breakin’ 2, electic bugaloo’ or our days in san jose.
take me to your leader.
http://www.break.com/knockedupdvd/all-hail-technoviking.html