Comments on: Birthday Bingo

By: w-whazz

w-whazz — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:14:08 +0000

I was only looking for complete sentences and details that support a topic sentence. Homer wrote in complete sentences, but I got on him for repetition and not using specific details.

Can you tell me a little more about Episode 3?

By: madddddddddd

madddddddddd — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:20:49 +0000

episode 1, 4 armed men rob the place 3 hours before i show up
episode 2, place catches fire and i’m lucky enough to not be 3 hours late
episode 3, old man receives death threat at the table and police take my statement as would be murderer is taken away in cuffs.

this is the worst casino in the world.

By: bellygirl

bellygirl — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:43:34 +0000

Happy WhazzDay Whazzman and to the other whazz b-dayers. I Will see you soon for dinner. Whazzmaster do you want a treat, Whazzmaster? Maybe I’ll see you at McD’s maybe I’ll see you at Chop House, maybe we’ll eat in the basement of a church, it’s still a SURPRISE.

By: W-whazz

W-whazz — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:58:50 +0000

Today in class we explicated that poem about Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench, picking his balls with a monkey wrench.

Why did the wrench get hot? The consensus was friction.

After the wrench got hot and burned his balls why did he “piss all over his overalls?” Did the application of extreme heat to the testicles cause the physiological response of pissing? Was it a calculated maneuver to dull the pain of the burn? Is it a metaphor? An act of social protest?

By: whazzmaster

whazzmaster — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:01:31 +0000

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! Spacebee got me loads of kitchen stuff from Williams-Sonoma, including a glass prep bowl that could hold approximately one kernel of corn.

By: manders

manders — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:19:47 +0000

Happy Birthday, Zach!! Hope you have a great day!

Casperson, I left you a birthday message on your facebook page. Did you get it? Anyways, hope you had a great day, too!!

By: ubs

ubs — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:28:46 +0000

Happy Birthday to all the October whazzers!

To all the Park ’97 alum who check in here regularly…anyone planning on attending the reunion next month?

By: madddddddddd

madddddddddd — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:30:16 +0000

not every cow has the chance to be mechanically beheaded and soaked in liquid smoke, so next time you are near a beheading machine, find some worcestershire and party. don’t ruin the potential of your tastiness.

By: madddddddddd

madddddddddd — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:24:44 +0000

i’m curious if that student believes beef jerky is the greatest snack in the world… his statements don’t logically imply anything.

By: madddddddddd

madddddddddd — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:22:22 +0000

SCOTTY NGUYEN HAD SQADUESCH!!@!$!@$