I’m feeling better now thanks. Below is a smattering of photos from the trip, click here to see the full gallery.
Lots of Beauty
The Judge is Gonna Kill Me
Spacebee’s On The Side Of The Mountain (lens flare~!)
Spacebee’s birthday was pretty great yesterday. We went out to dinner with her friends, and then wwhazz and bellygirl got her Michigan State basketball tickets. I was the lucky Plus One, so I got to see Wisconsin crush M State. Afterwards we stood shoulder-to-shoulder in the Nitty Gritty so that she could get her free cup of beer, and then drank the night away at the Main Depot. We’re checking out the new Brazilian steakhouse up by State Street tonight (Samba). If it’s especially good or bad I’ll let you great people know. If it’s ‘meh’ I’ll just keep it to myself.
Samba was ‘meh’.
Anyone in whazz world have a suggestion for a good laptop. Primary uses for word applications, internet for Learn @ UW, wwhazz porn collection. You know just the basics. We have a dell desktop and we are happy. Any thoughts and suggestions are appreciated.
whoa whazzmaster, it was almost true love.
Here is Saturday’s PPV
http://mmafever.blogspot.com/2008/03/ufc-82-videos-theyre-hot-and-going-fast.html
Nothing too great, but all the name fighters won.
Wrestlemania is March 30th. I have jury duty on the 1st. Is it against the law to show up hungover? Please, law folk, this is important.
I don’t think it’s illegal. If you were still drunko, you might be held in contempt of court, though.
I will walk a fine line.
I was worried about having to teach that morning. I left my hungover teaching days back in Lake Charles. So jury duty is a gift from the gods.
This is my THIRD time getting called in the last year. Do they just keep picking you until you actually get on a jury? I’m tired of just going there at the crack ass and sitting around until they get to “w”. And then I get sent home because I ask the tough questions. Dicks!
Or I get sent home becuase I’m a hate monger.
PS who is going to teach my class?
i will teach! e=mc true or false! false mc SQUARED! you receive “f”
Brett Favre retired today.
Yeah…
I started out in denial, skipped past anger and bargaining, and am firmly settled in depression.
i’m in a depressional loop that goes back to the championship game missed field goal where hope was last reborn triumphantly, but then just as quickly extinguished. then obviously back to depression and then loss of hope, ba-doop-a-doop skip to start. it’s a shitty techno song of emotions that never ends.
we need to invent a new sport. oh wait, i already did, mega fly.
I’m a little depressed. The Packers will likely suck balls for the remainder of my days on this earth.
Here’s a funny article about how sad Geoff Jenkins is that Favre is retiring.
I added a comment to FireNedYost.com about how much I hate Ned Yost.
i posted to firenedyost too. firenedyost is better than whazzmaster – spread the word- we’re all goin over there. that’s a real chat room. i hate this one. stupid web site. not really.
i just won a poker tourney! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
look… i don’t want to take away from brett favre’s legacy… but, put me in. i can do the job.
I’ll give Mike McCarthy a call and we’ll see what we can do. Can you throw a 65 yard spiral?
i have radical new ideas about football strategy… yards and spirals no longer matter.
Now it’s all about helicopters and Crown & Cokes.
And Joe’s Casino.
cal, e=mc SQUARED is just part of a standard model with known and unknown flaws. it may return an answer closer to the real answer over a much larger number space than e=mc… but 1/infinity is not half of 2/infinity… they are equal… so e=mc is effectively just as accurate. they are both wrong. e=mc squared just works better in the realm of small minded monkeys.
almost love. rach-o was going through pictures the other day and showed me one of joe’s casino in cupertino. i can’t believe i had to junk all that stuff.
BOOOOOOOOO!
“Upon learning of his teammate’s comments, [Kevin] Garnett said that if he got a large enough running start and jumped at the exact right moment, he could probably dunk a tennis ball.”
whose idea was shirtless sundays? was that a customer request, or was it part of GMX’x marketing plan? WATCH YOUR DICKS.
The artiCAL on idioms is making the rounds here at work. I really liked “absolute oyster carnival.”
cal, all the weather men and ladies are all bonered up about the sunset tonight. leave the library for a bit and check it. something about high ion cloud pressure humidifier
Poker! Bah!
you playing? jay just final tabled big, and so did i last 2 days.
“Order your oreck XL 21 today in titanium silver or classic black”
TITANIUM silver. titanium SILVER. jesus christ advertisers are dumb. order my book “advertisers are dumb” today in copper gold hydrogen or classic fecal bicarbonate.
Jay who?
from my wedding.
good work on that turbo. double your bankroll.
for sheezy. i took a first and a second yesterday, not bad considering how long i’ve been on the wagon (or off, or whatever) BOATWAGONS!
i like those $6.50 45 man turbos.
i thought you and taggert were on that extortion case…
A chance meeting in a sushi restaurant with a WWF producer…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Johnston_%28composer%29
Jim on the whazzmaster
yo whazzers, don’t be scurred of daylight savings time. you can still post about your cat and baby stories. did they poop somewhere interesting? did you fix africa? did you graduate from plumbing academy?
Yes. Yes. Yes. No.
Yo cal: SET UP THE DINGER LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!
Whazzmaster wants to play real bad. He told me.
Dingers 2 pts. Doubles 1 pt. Triples 0. Singles 0.
2 bench spots and 1 DL.
1st prize is a homemade apple pie (baked by cal), a free will (hand written by cal) and a kiss (greg).
Maddd dd d d d d dd I got 2nd in that ohaher HI sng. When we were heads up I had over 10K to his 2, but my internet went out and he cleaned me out. Poo poo cachew.
I’m playing tonight though. I’ll caL u.
Chip leader 18 left…
What The Fuck, Buffalo Bob? What’s the status?
It was a lie. I was in my office grading papers… they won’t let me donwload stars.
But I’m plyaing tonight. Oh yeah. HOLLLLLLLLLLLAIR IT!!!!
Hey, if you are bored youtube jim johnston. Some dude has every version (1-15) of the Rock’s entrance music.
i saw the end of that omaha… i was going to call but figured you passed out. that was bs how i went out though. like 3 5 outters in a row.
No man. I was sober as a cow. Tubes got blocked.
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS@$!%!%@#^#$^$%&
5. 8. 8…2. 3-hundred. cal.
ok what about this:
Stolen Base = 1
Double = 1
Home Run = 2
Grand Slam = 20
Hitting for the Cycle = 50
is it a go?
Join the Dinger League!
League ID = 210489
Password = password
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2kajMH2u0
I like your thinking commie, but slow down! Evolution is a mystery, full of things that no one sees.
How about HR 2 DBL 1 Salami 5?
Glad you made it, cal? You almost ruined gonzos summer.
get 4 HR = 8 pts.
get 1 HR, 1 single, 1 double, 1 triple = 50 pts.
that shit is racist.
grand slam with 3 different races on base = 15 pts.
grand slam with 3 different races on base by a jew = 25 pts.
i mean… an individual that identifies and associates themselves with jewish culture.
is jew mean? it sounds mean… cause it’s like EWWWWWW. i guess it’s sort of like WHOOOOO? JHOOOOW? like who is that jew? did he just hit a grand slam! BOO YAH! 25 PTS! manny ramirez was on 2nd.