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Monday, August 4th, 2008
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Could you use your iphone to start a fire?
Yes, in many ways.
corkscrew?
Alas, no.
HOSPITAL, you might know your next patient from his reoccuring role on the WB sitcom entitled moesha. charlotte…. north carolina… GIVE IT UP…. for my mother fucking friend….
I don’t think that “very very critical” is an accepted medical condition, but what the hell do I know. I can’t even afford a coach airline ticket.
CAL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF I was at work. Why did Prince beat up Manny Para?
>> WTF I was at work. Why did Prince beat up Manny Para?
Saw that all over sportscenter this morning. Not sure what’s up with those douchebags; maybe they’re pissed cuz they can’t string two wins together to save their life.
wwhazz– you wanna chat brewers? i’ll be at electric earth most of today working.
Things are looking bleak for Le Brewers. The good news is that we can all root for the twins instead FIRST PLACE!
hmmm… it looks like i meant to say TIED FOR FIRST PLACE!
BOOOOOOO TWINS! BREWERS! BREWERS! CAL IF YOU EVER TRY TO LEAVE THE DUGOUT AFTER YOU GAVE UP 6 RUNS I WILL PUSH YOU DOWN AND THEN GREG WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE JAW. Love, Prince Fielder.
I tried to find the fight on youtube but stupid mlb already had them all taken down BOOOOOO MLB! BREWERS! BREWERS!
whazzmaster.com: a brawl in the dugout
I got to see it on yoo toobe before the nazi’s got to it. I also really like the photos of the “altercation”. Looks like Ray Durham really stepped up. He was the main breaker-upper. Braun did good too. Billy Hall just looked shocked.
I’m too busy to play today, but maybe I’ll come to volleyball on Wed. At the very least, I can kick it on Saturday.
So are we going to the paperview? Or watching it here? I’m going grocery shopping tonight and I was gonna get stuff to make chicken’n'rice and cornbread on saturday. S’that ok?
Hey weiner cat, are you coming with me to Racine for my bro’s Birthday Poker Extravadanza?
apparently i’m late on this one- but it’s pretty funny.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/
Fucker was on NPR yesterday (it’s on the list) and did not impress me.
Someone should break his jaw.
yeah that’s how i heard about it- i thought the guy was funny, but after reading the thing i doubt i’ll be reading it again. so, after giving it some thought, a jaw breaking would do. why not put smarmy blogging on the list? it will no doubt make the list – can you believe it? smarmy blogging ABOUT smarmy blogging???? can you believe it????? flying cars, smug blogs, all that stuff on the jetsons came true!
I thought that dumb shit was pretty fucking dumb. ‘Sushi’ was on there, for fucks’ sake. You know who likes sushi? Japanese people, that’s who. Oh, but some white people eat it too. OH SHIT! According to that logic, any black man who’s ever called weed ‘marijuana’ just invalidated this genius’ thesis. Fuck you, idiot who made that website.
That dude can afford a coach airline ticket though. I’ll give him that.
Whazzmaster, last chance to quit your job, skip all obligations and spend Tue-Fri in the UP. HOLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr it!
Sorry, I need the HOLLLAR DOLLLARS from staying employed.
Are HOLLLAR DOLLLARS the player points at Joe’s?
So far the PPV/dice game is me and you. Maybe scubby, but you know how that goes. I’ve called the whole world and the whole world is busy.
Peter Stiffly, if yer lurkin, consider UFC on saturday.
Oh, I’ll see you at your v-ball game later tonight. I don’t want to kick it too late but I’m up for a little fun.
My bro may be coming for poker + UFC; we’ll see. Also, his poker/birthday is Saturday the 23rd. He says he has 12 for sure, but he told 29. He said to bring whoever we wanted to, so if Timmer wants to go (or any other lurkers down to go to Racine) it’s fine.
HULK SMASH!
looking forward to sister of traveling pants 2.
don’t you have enough holllar dolllars to drive up to minneapolis and watch the fights live? lots to say for staying home, but then why ever leave? maybe you could kick kenny florien in the dick.
“We were deceived”
hey nerd, how do you pronounce JSON? everyone here says “J-sawn” and it sounds retarded to me.
Yawn. Way old news.
There is also a ton of these:
http://www.stevekwan.com/graphics/postings/jiu-jitsu.jpg
and
http://www.biffhobart.com/2008/07/10-undeniable-proofs-that-mma-is-in.html
Maddddddd, what is the answer to number 7?
I have a lot of HOLLLER DOLLLERS and seeing it live was discussed (as were plans for joes to run a moving craps game in the car on the way up) but in the end it is too far away. Whazz and I are always on the go and doing something in our hometown sounds like the most fun. We are also trying to incorporate some cooking and a card game, so if you talk to J, mention it to him. I need to take money off fools so I can lose it at craps… and then come to HOLLLER DOLLLER events.
Plus I’m babysitting Turtle this weekend.
I say it “gis-on”
It’s the circle of life.
Cal, what is the answer to #7?????????
Cool dis on JJ Hardy:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgGolDe3BgRDaYbSX1J7c9UmANAF?qid=20080801152241AA9rM7L
i am going to say giz-on as soon as i’m given a proper opportunity.
i’ve benn on giant rush at 2-4 limit last 3 days… so today my chat beast comes out to play and i lay it on thick as ever. just straight up WRONG… but i layed down 3 worthy opponents hard. like suicide hard. like i shattered their view of reality wrong. then support comes in and the dreaded, check your email to find out how long we banned you for… and i’m like… this is it… banned for life. that was too far. wwhazz got 2 months in the clink just for saying nazi or some shit… so i figure toast.
24 hours. what a joke. the world is broken.
new smooove e
what the fuck as that?
i’m at work i don’t dare click it… madd… people keep asking me, are you old school? new school? R&B? or hip hop? what should i tell em?
i’m new old school r&b, hoppity hip hop. it don’t seem wrong.
i heard that rabbit hopper dennis hopper r&b and flip flops.
my dear girlfriend tried to buy this for like an hour.
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
finally she had to buy a book instead through google checkout.
from the chat ban email:
The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not
allowed. The following chat was observed
black dildo
i replied back, “racist.”
hahaha, fuck you freecreditdong.wang!
cal, do you know physics? CHECK THIS OUT
jerk
hahaha, i get it. cause it’s a dick.
I’m serving month long ban. I told a player from spain that:
ive been to spain took a dump there
tp was rough
used janes mouth
jane was a player at our table who was crying because she limped with aces and I took her for a fat buyin of $10 with 64os in the small blind.
Moslty my online play is horrible but I hope to make a comeback. Live has been good but I rarely get to play. Mostly I get in high stakes games of cornhole, heads-up and craps games. I’m starting to establish games of air hockey where I give points.
My headline for the Favre situation is “Fourth and Long, Pack Punts Favre to the Jets.”
My headline for the CC/LaPorta trade is “LaPorta Shown the Door.”
I make headlines when I’m walking the dog.
ive been to spain took a dump there
tp was rough
used janes mouth
Whazzmaster, DVR Countdown to UFC 87 so we can watch it before the fight.
Hello Michael,
Thank you for your email it was the word dildo, wouldn’t matter what
color.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Good luck at the tables
and thank you for you for choosing Pokerstars.
My Best,
Kelli
PokerStars Chat Supervisor
isn’t Countdown on right before the fight anyways?
1. I don’t know
2. Love the email
3. timmer is serving a year ban. He wouldn’t tell me what he said. I miss the wild west of pokerroom.
ambiguity. and actually, it’s much more effective at making a would be thief crumble at the core. don’t direct your insults at them… direct them to the cloud… then allow the opponent to view as other RPC-Clients make associations between the player and the cloud. the final straw is the player denouncing the cloud and thereby affirming the link. then, it get’s fun. and all the while total deniability. my current favorites are “woman” and “jew”… if you are one, and you take offense to me calling you one or associating you with the “group”… then who is really insulting you? i am HOV.
it’s like if a fine lady threw 4 straight pitches in the high 80s mph…. mixing it up with the straight ones and the curving ones, but they were all just a little off the plate, and as i walked to first i said, “you throw like a girl”…
why isn’t that a compliment?
i’m pouring out some whiskey for timmer tonight… stay strong homie.
and what the fuck does “thank you for you for choosing Pokerstars.”
thank me for me? who else would you be thanking me for? you saying specifically you are not thanking me for your own sake? i didn’t ask to be thanked. if you want to thank me, do it for yourself, and i’ll say you’re welcome for you. or maybe i’ll just rape your eye socket with a black dildo. bitch.
Cloud Insulting 2.0 is pulling big venture money from howard lederer’s cronies.
{“jsonrpc”:”2.0″,”result”:{“sex”:”female”,”eye socket filled with”:”black dildo”},”error”:null,”id”:”PScloud”}
just eval that shit.
Did you say that to someone?
i said lots of things to lots of people. i got homies doing YEARS and i only get 24 hours. it’s a TRAVESTY.