I was entered in the following raffles at Elburn Days this weekend:
- Three entries into the $20,000 or 2008 Chevy Malibu LTZ
- Two entries into the $3,000 vacation package (or cash) Firemen’s Raffle
- Upwards of a dozen entries into the Elburn Basketball 30″ JVC Flat Screen raffle
As of press time I have not heard that I won any of them. A man can dream.
Tim and I played bingo for about an hour today and I BINGO’d one time, butso did another guy and I only won $25. One lady won after 4 numbers were drawn (horizontal across the middle).
We ran the Elburn Days 5K on Saturday morning (after staying in the beer tent late on Friday night). I limped in with an embarassing 33:30, which I suppose isn’t bad considering that my ‘training’ was to run 1.5 miles on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday of last week. Say lah vee.
No segue: if you have an XBox 360 I highly reccommend the games Braid and Geometry Wars 2. Also: Too Human comes out this week. I got the demo last week and that game is damn awesome; I’m definitely picking it up.
No segue again: Wednesday is the semi’s and finals for our summer volleyball league. We’re seeded second and our first game starts at 7pm (champeenship at 9pm). We played kinda like garbage last week, so it’ll be interesting to see if we can finish off what was a pretty good season.
my dick: is a 40 yard touchdown.
your dick: womens volleyball sideout
my dick: is a 21 incher
your dick: is a chicken’s dinner
i bet cal and greg play that game all night…. and they.. laaaaaaauuuugggggggggggggggh.
your funny
my funny
cal:
my dick: has a freckle near the tip
your dick: has an extra big pee hole
greg:
my dick: is right above my nuts
your dick: is beautiful
both:
hahahahahahahaha*kissing*
dirt nasty got a few
i quit the internet. it’s too dangerous.
i’m no tv producer, but after this, i’ll be THE tv producer in racine. in between softball games at humble park, with a teaser in the 6th inning… it’s “the word on the grill: featuring the Don”. the format will be “mad money”esque, but focus 100% on racine industry. twin disc… buy. dremel… sell. mrs. fields cookies… strong buy.
dude could move markets.
Man, cal is just taking it lately.
sorry cal. here is a tip as a penitence: if you are trying to eval a JSON-RPC response string… even though the spec for javascript says objects can start with a {, you can’t start an eval statement with { because the processor will interpret it as a code block and not an object block, even though you are assigning the result to a variable. wrap that shit in parens homie.
HOLLLLLLLLARIT
var cals_string = ‘{“response”:”HOLLLLLLLLARIT”}’;
var cals_array = eval(‘(‘ + cals_string + ‘)’);
whazzmaster.post(cals_array['response']);
HOLLLLLLLLARIT
push to production… shit works like buttered toast
the editors at thestreet.com like to push to production just as much as i do… in the last few minutes they released 4 artiCALs all with the same content with different headlines:
Terrible Tuesday
Tough Tuesday for Stocks
Terrible Tuesday for Stocks
the editors at thestreet.com like to push to production just as much as i do… in the last few minutes they released 4 artiCALs all with the same content with different headlines:
Terrible Tuesday
Tough Tuesday for Stocks
Terrible Tuesday for Stocks
Terrible Tuesday for U.S. Stocks
MAKE UP YOUR MIND THESTREET.COM! (*#!@%^&(!*#&% I’M HEAVILY VESTED IN CORN FUTURES135@#^@62368027360239867BBQ
THESTREET.COM FUCKIED UPU MY POST(*%#&!@)#^
i transcribed all your lies till my thumb was sore
separate all your letters like an underscore.
i’m in your driveway like bill o… what you runnin for?
yo rappers.
got stock? get a pliers, there is a rusty nail through your testes. it’s tuesday.
I like commercials aimed at specific audiences. Watch the Bachelorette? Be prepared for more vagisil products than you ever dreamed existed. Preseason Packer game? Yeeeehaw! Remington shot guns and 4-wheelers. We have xm radio, so I listen to odd baseball games and get to hear the loCAL broadcasts of shit like the Dodgers/Rockies. Today it was the LA feed and I got to hear a really cool Tapaito commercial (top it off with Tapatio) and the oddest mastercard commercial ever. It followed the standard “priceless” format but this one was way weird. It went like this:
Blind date with a Padre fan? $11
Blind date with an A’s fan? $1
Blind date with a Dodger fan? $150
True Love? Priceless
What are they trying to say? Everyone except LA people are poor? You need to spend a lot of money to find love? The A’s are in a different division. Why hate on them? What’s a $1 date? A vending machine rubber?
Isn’t Greg an A’s fan?
1) FALSE CALLLLARIT at 4:35!
2) those socal dicks!
3) i’m back in school and it is rough
I tried to cal after I heard that commercial. I also googled around trying to find it, so I could better study it. The Dodger date might cost $159. I can’t remember.
LA treats San Diego the same way Chicago assholes treat Milwaukee. They always come there to do fun stuff but they talk shit the whole time. To LA, San Diego is a hillbilly town or a suburb.
At least they left Tijuana out of it. JERKS!!!!!!!!!
I smelled that faker. It smelled like greg’s slacks.
that should read i’m in your driveway, like, “bill o… what you runnin for?!”
i am not saying bill o is also in your driveway… i’m addressing bill o while i’m in HIS driveway.
rap is rough.
that should read that should read:
that should read that should read that should read:
should should should should should should should should sahould shauld ahsould dhisoudkifjd oa fdofds fduosafd shsould sufods fdifdsofuds slammin sammy!
should have read
cal should have read but instead whazzed instead
should have read but whazzed instead
hey! anybody know where i can buy a VINTAGE GUITAR?
vintage guitar
better than a car
no gas or tar
vintage guitar
vintage guitar
better than you by far
no stupid posts from
vintage guitar
vintage guitar
better than sprite
mp knows the meanting of erudite
even if i dont
vintage guitar
madd sucks from a far
and up close is equally bad
vintage guitar
vintage guitar
wwhaz has sars
me and <a href=”http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/16-year-old-quits-school-to-play-video-game/1238119″<my homie
dammit!
me and
My Homie
i’m gonna learn the kazoo
shut up mom! you can make $$$ playing kazoo!
shut up madd
pee hole
Tonight is the big volleyball league championship. They made it to the semifinals, but the season is now in doubt as one of the key members of the team is on a jury deliberating as we speak. Belly got picked for jury duty and now she might not get out in time to play. High drama.
Also, she tried to wear shorts and a tank top to the first day, but I set her straight and made her put on a blouse. Kids these days.
1) good blouse call
2) serioulsly the kid just made a grand with that game. he knows what he can do. he made one thousand dollars already. let. the. kid. play
Peebles, who’s receiving at-home tuition in lieu of his schooling…
what does that mean? he’s home schooled? he’s being paid to stay away from school? receiving at-home tuition? madd should have been allowed to drop out to play poker but look at him now. another nine to five drone.
i have GOT to get some freaking work done today. ok no more whazzing today i’m sorry, it’s just not working out. i’m sorry. madd, i’m sorry.
One more. Come on.
i love the scientist ok? is that good enough? geez.
if you fucking don’t fucking come fucking back RIGHT NOW… i will fucking END you.
i was bluffing… very impressive no show.
and cal, i don’t see a fucking grammar badge, so don’t tell me when it should have read should have read or should read should read.
should have read implies it can not be changed for future readers.
web 2.0 lawboy. they didn’t teach you that yet?
i’m sorry. that should read i love you.
injustice?! ZOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
ASYNCHRRONNOUSSSLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
omfg we went to bed at 4aam the championship game sucked we lost but then got snockered. SEAGRAMS STOP MAKING YOUR SO-CALLDE ‘SEVEN’ STICKTOWINECOOLERS! oh my god i have meetings today and then my mom is coming for lunch at 12:L30 oh shit fuck. fdfqkjjjqjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
help
kill me
it hurts
never set an alarm for work- irresponsible child behavior- i thought i was hanging out with old men
i didn’t try to wear shorts and tank top to jury duty. i wanted to wear jeans and respectable dress casual shirt. i was one of a few dressed up.
white people like respectable dress casual
The critics are the cops.
do not forget the lessons brought forth by the broken lizards… there is a difference between “cheeky and fun” and “cruel and tragic”
fuck yerrr motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i’d like a cubit of root beer
fuck it
watch shannon rowbury tonight run in the women’s 1500 meter final! and men’s marathon is on tonight too…
1)american’s have a good shot tonight! ryan hall, nathan ritzheim, brian Sell!
2) we like Sell best
3)abebe bikila history lesson
chokers
can anyone find actual video of that Cuban taekwondo guy kicking the ref in the face? youtube has already removed all of them.
youtube is all lawyered up and playing scared now. the terrrrrerrrists have won. move on.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ivhn_taekwondo-cuba-baston-avec-larbite_sport
peterstifly- wwhazz showed me it on the bloody elbow website. It looks like it is still there on the main page under clip of the day. It’s pretty cool.
“World Taekwondo Federation promptly announced that both Matos and coach Gonzalez had received life bans from international taekwondo competition, and that all of Matos’ participation at Beijing would be stricken from the records.”
that shit ain’t sorbanes oxley compliant.
1) i can kick like that.
2) some dude next to me just tapped on his pop can before he opened it. i just hate that. yes i said pop.
3) <a href=”http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/s485411.shtml?What is grosser? chocolate covered bacon or pickle pops (frozen pickle juice) oh minnesota state fair…
damn
fjdkjfkdjfdkjfdkj
I had no idea cal’s gold was worth so much money.
cal’s gold… gold report
report gold cal report
run quit chick report
chick choke chick report
greg’s dick report
Yo madd, what’s the weather been like there lately?
it stormed up a dick yesterday, but sunny and nice every day before then. supposed to be mid 70s and sunny the rest of the week.
you down for diamond lil’s and a little 4-8 action tomorrow?
HOLLLLLLLLLLLARRRRRRRR
This craps strategy has been kept within the inner circle of casino bangers for years – under a mutual gentlemen’s agreement. We tried the Insiders Craps System on randomized computer print-outs and couldn’t come close to losing through 8000 decisions! (Think how long you would have to stand at the tables for 8000 decisions.) We tried it at several casinos in Atlantic City, Vegas, Reno and Tahoe. The damned thing just would not lose!
With this system:
You won’t care if the tables are hot or cold… you still win with this super craps strategy! A new shooter can throw 3 or 4 or more craps in a row and you win! A new shooter can throw 3 or 4 or more sevens in a row and you still win! A new shooter rolls a point, and sevens out on the next roll. Shooter after shooter can do this, and you still win! A shooter can throw 14 passes, or more or less, in a row, and you still win! A bunch of players in a row, can seven out after any amount of numbers, and you still win!
Madd, you might like this:
Verlyn and Judy Adamson, the Mount Horeb couple who hit the lottery last weekend to the tune of $955,000 after taxes, have said a mathematical system helped them pick the winners, even though experts scoff at the idea.
Contacted early in the week by the State Journal, when it was thought the Adamsons had two winning tickets (they had a total of four — all using the same numbers), Judy Adamson indicated her husband had developed a system for picking the winners.
“He has one of those analytical, numbers minds,” Judy said. “It was a long, planned-out thing, to just keep doing it over and over. It was a thought-out process.”
Later in the week, after it was revealed they had purchased four tickets and the couple were no longer speaking to the media, Monroe attorney Scott Thompson issued a brief press release on their behalf.
Thompson noted that the winning numbers were 1, 5, 8, 13, 24 and 26.
The release continued: “The mathematical equation used is a trade secret. At this time, we are exploring patent protection. Therefore, any public disclosure at this time is not in my clients’ best interest.”
inside job.
Oooooooooooooooooh politics. What will Bill Clinton say about Obama? Like it wasn’t going to be anything but a verbal handjob.
shit fucking pisses me off. NPR asking callers “what do you want the politicians to say?” what a load fucking ignorant question. i want the politicians to ONLY say 2 things:
1) the truth.
2) what they want to say.
fuck you NPR. if you want to ask your callers what they want to hear and then circle jerk each other off in a rectangle, don’t do it on airwaves that go through my body. i want you to not say things that go through my body NPR. fucking communists.
i want chelsea clinton to say she’ll blow me
Nice!
That really was vintage Undertaker. I bet cal liked that video.
midi beach boys = epic pwn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxU5H7guTk&NR=1