What’s been going on lately? Well, Cal’s girlfriend won the SF marathon, and wwhazz’s wife navigated a dangerous intersection. I’ve been playing WoW again lately (though not too much!) and my friend Jay got me Dead Space for the XBox 360. The last ‘survival horror’ game I played was the original Resident Evil game for the original Playstation. I’ll tells ya– s’ a lot spookier in 1080p with surround sound. Space horror is more frieghtening to me than regular horror and I’m not sure why. Anyways, I got stuck on the tutorial level when my idiot game-man couldn’t open a door. I got past that now.
Soooo, the Badgers suck at football now? When exactly did that happen? The Packers seem to have righted their ship for the moment, but I still can’t win a 3-teamer to save my got-damned life so there’s that.
This weekend we’ll be heading up to Door County to celebrate mama’s birthday, and then next weekend is the Big Throwdown for Halloween. I don’t think anyone planned a party, or if they did I was left off the invite list, so the Main Depot it is. Luchas all around.
I’ve been quite busy trying to launch my new web site– wowtracker.org. Basically it’s a site to track card collections. I’ve been playing the WoW trading card game for awhile now, and made it to track my own collection. I’m trying to see if it would actually generate any ad revenue. I’ll soon be moving it to a new server, so that link may or may not work if you click it. In fact, better just not to click– I was only trying to beg off not updating in a week.
Finally, I found out today that I’ll be out in the Bay Area November 9th-14th, so if you are hungering for some moneypenny, uh, I guess you’re in luck.
lose the card collection homie! hahahahahahahaahaha do see do here goes the flow so hold your nose cold water
seriously though, i want to play those video games too. i don’t have any video games. my computer rejected that spore thing and since i dropped my computer once now the disk thing is broken i can’t even consider playing games where you need a disc. i don’t have any time to play those games anyway but i would like to. in world or warcraft can i be an elf? i would be a fast elf if i could. zip all over, win marathons i wasn’t signed up for, bows and arrows, all that elf shit. big ears, dope pointed cap, everything. princesses, forests, gold dabloons, all that crap.
Next month Cal’s mother will release a memoir, “My Son Zack, My Son Cal.”
Everyone already knows how I feel about those situations,” Cal said. “I don’t want to keep putting Madd and the Dinger League in everything that I do, stuff where it’s not necessary.” The book, he said, is “more about Cal and less about Zack.”
you weirdo! read this through to the end… from today’s paper…
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/23/MNCI13MDH0.DTL
still not a dime from Ibrahima Ba… I GOT YOU YOUR SHEEPS NOW PAY UP!!!
http://www.kiva.org/app.php?page=businesses&action=about&id=65515
i just checked out the details of Ibrahima Ba’s loan… he doesn’t start paying back until December so… I guess it’s alright… come december … PAY UP IBRAHIMA BA!
do you get interest on these loans? i get 3.55% just leaving my shit in e*trade max-rate checking. if these fuckers aren’t juicing at least 3% it’s dumb. what about the jews that run the world bank… if these were smart loans, surely they would finance them. i am 100% convinced that you run this site all by yourself, cal. much respect for the accomplishment… you certainly are A winner… but i’m keeping my money stateside.
I miss the old MB brewers hat. as long as they have that stupid “m” they will lose. the twins went back to the TC (mostly) (except that one game playoff vs. the sox where they lost) the brewers can too!
cal, can you prove to me that after these sheep fuckers get on their feet, they won’t join up with al’s kada and buy some guns and try and take over america?
off to buy trading cards.
after seeing these shoes, why would anyone ever ever buy nike ever again?
RBK homie.
don’t try to wind me up. jerk
crap. love
4:20 too… the best kind of love. to unwind you a little, i will devote part of today to discover the most powerful banker in the world with no ties to judaism or zionism or hebrewism or whatever they call it nowadays. then, i will send him your affiliate link to kiva. then i will run a marathon in these and give myself a tiffany bowl of rice chex and a toasted cheese sandwich and then going diving off of something very high. then i’ll graffiti the star of david somewhere prominent, cause i’m down. SO down.
cal…. i’m sorry.
i’d like to be the first to point out that nobody wrote a fucking artiCAL when it was “hit a tall person day”. i was getting my ASS KICKED… and nobody cared, because height discrimination isn’t important to THE MEDIA.
if ANYONE lays a finger on me… BULLETS.
google proof
i guess i have to face facts… being tall doesn’t sell papes. BG sells papes.
i checked every association of tall people IN THE WORLD, and not a single one of them picked up this story. DON’T THEY CARE?! oh wait, they are bigger than you… they probably have better plans. TALLER plans. plans YOU CAN NOT REACH.
fucking tallists. i can’t believe what this world is coming too. just because i’m tall, you can hit me? AND THE PRINCIPAL DOESN’T CARE?!#%(*! oh, but “hit the school newspaper staff day” comes around and everyone is suddenly expected to care. fucking BS.
TALL PEOPLE CAN TAKE IT.
wow… just got back from diamond lil’s… best conversation ever:
older dude to me: so what are you doing here
me: lost my job
OD: what did you do?
poker instincts kick in… lead with truth then bluff… can’t control myself.
me: i was your mother’s pimp
OD: !
me: no… no… no…..
OD: ….
me: but i knew him.
OD: !?
me: no… i make computer software, you know beep bop poop
OD: * breaks off confused stare to address table *… this kid’s a nut job
hahaha OWNED
if you want some good dog porn, check out the movie “Fluke”
blah, nevermind. this movie is depressing. and i just watched saw I and II. or maybe that’s why.
michelle bachmann is a nutcase. she’s a member of congress. from minnesota.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-uptake/michele-bachmann-not-all_b_137463.html
ok… so we have our mission.
is anyone going to sack up and help me execute?
you should care a lot more about the border patrol’s new power grab in a law that allows them to arbitrarily stop and search anyone they want within 100 miles of any US border. i guess racism plays into that if you feel they will only stop and search people who look “mexicanish”, but if you don’t care, then you agree with michelle bachmann that people who look “mexicanish” are in some way NOT EQUAL to people who don’t look “mexicanish”.
they are starting with the 4th amendment and working their way down.
we MUST stop them now or our fate is sealed. pussies.
2/3 of the US population lives within this zone
i think we should also take away all super soakers, automobiles, and telephones. and if you want to eat a mean, you have to fight someone to the death first.
* a mean meal.
tall people DOMINATE in police states.
we have been quietly waiting. now you will all get what your ordered. WITH CHEESE.
I’ll be gone for the weekend– be good you weirdos.
STAY AWAY FROM THE BORDERS@()*%^&!#)(^*
Interesting narrated slide show about the financial crisis and how it happened
I’m all for a more simple world.
heretofore uncombined
OMG. limited edition fall series high life in a can cammo cans are fucking awesome. WHY LIMITED?!#%$@^@
this and the mcrib i’ll never understand.
chipleader in the 55 ploiter with 29 left. 12 pay. i was 3:2 chipleader with 14 left 2 days ago and got 13th for no money. 1st was $1300. rock bottom.
3rd of 15
ug. 7th. lost 3 hands in a row on the river. bah.
nude post!
Liar!
hey big J. do you feel like a sell out for taking a DA job? i have friends in the SF DA office and they have to prosecute people for things like “peddling” and open bottle or whatever that law is. i guess the idea is all that petty stuff leads to bigger things so you have to try to nip it in the bud? sounds lousy to me. one friend of mine had to prosecute a woman for selling hot dogs. she didn’t speak english and had no money and brought her kids to court. $150 fine. judge threw it out but still, this is where they are spending their resources. just trying to sell a dog on the side like Ignatius J. Reilly but you hot shot DA get all up in her face. you suck!
big j’s hand looming
O’Neil i’d appreciate your thoughts on this. is big j a big sellout? should she leave the hot dogs alone?
To Wit
i don’t know if i believe this is believed by some that newspaper sports journalist and cartoonist, Tad Dorgan of the New York Times Journal depicted the scene in a cartoon of the hot dachshund sausages in buns being sold, but as he couldn’t spell dachshund, he is said to have coined the term ‘hot dog’.
holy crap world’s longest hot dog
found at http://www.gradesaver.com
Summary and Analysis of Chapter 2
Fortuna’s Wheel
As a medievalist, Ignatius reads the writings of the philosopher Boethius, in particular his De Consolatione Philosophiae (The Consolation of Philosophy). From that work comes Ignatius’s belief in the “wheel of fortune,” on which the blind goddess Fortuna spins each person. The attempted arrest by Officer Mancuso and the subsequent car accident convince Ignatius that Fortuna has started him on a bad, downward cycle.
Suffering the trauma of the downward cycle, Ignatius confines himself to his bedroom, where he chronicles his version of history on tablets of Big Chief paper. Further, the stress of these incidents is manifesting itself physically. They have caused his pyloric valve to close–an ailment he suffers anytime he is subjected to anxiety and stress. With his valve sealed shut, gas fills his stomach, and he becomes severely bloated. In an attempt to pry his valve open, Ignatius lays on his stomach and begins bounhing up and down on his bed. Though it does not open the valve, the bouncing does cause a small erection, to which Ignatius decides to tend. Visualizing his childhood dog, Rex, he brings himself to climax.
thank you gradesaver!
In conclusion, one would be hard-pressed to argue that the women in Mcteague do not show greed or that they do not suffer immensely as the result of their relationships with money. Yet, these characters are not greedy simply because they are women. Norris, instead, follows the idea of Naturalism by portraying Trina and Maria as victims of their circumstances and heredity.
http://www.gradesaver.com/classicnotes/titles/mcteague/essay1.html
1. I want that judge prosecuted. Ever hear of botulism, you asshole? Our great country can not have homeless tramps selling food items.
2. Uecker recants that stupid hotdog history ten thousand times every brewer game. It’s in a Usinger’s commercial.
“she didn’t speak english and had no money and brought her kids to court.”
Your friend and the judge got played.
How about this: Nike gives the woman a golden hotdog and declares her the fastest runner on the planet. Pfffffffffffft. You sure like some bullshit causes, cal. Remind us again why you went into law? You sure seem to hate rules aka LAWS.
“excuses” must be one of those courses you didn’t take yet.
“sorry judge… but do you know that panhandle re-greenification and running project i’ve been working on… well, it’s taking up all my time and i had to blow off the hotdog lady case… yeah, see at you at the place we do that expensive hobby together before our classy dinners. toodles.”
cops don’t show up to prosecute at drunk driving cases all the time… dude gets off…
no one can tell you that big j is a sellout other than big j.
cal is a giant sellout.
I bet cal’s “pal” loves sipping warm Belgium ale and telling that hotdog story.
Unsecured loans to Bolivian turnip framers are destroying our economy.
Bad beats (and unsecured loans to beet farmers) are destroying our economy.
Madd, what are you doing for work?
you assholes
ps nike blew it, that chick won all the way, you idiot.
Good point, cal. Well argued. Next time I see you I’ll buy you a dirty unregulated wiener.
Ps it might be greg’s
i have a rule for you, don’t set your pet pirhanna free into lake Minona. oops, hey madd, here’s a rule, don’t incite racism in chatrooms, oops… big j where are you? we’ve got rule breakers here!
didn’t somebody make a rule to stay off cranes?
i could have sworn…
here’s a rule, how about the fastest time wins a race?
Lake Minona, is that one of your famous 10K, butthole? The “lake” I used was the cooling pool for a power plant–a real fragile eco-system, I know. The crane? Way illegal and our judges enforce the rules, so suck a hotdog.
And why are you calling on Big J? You called her a sellout and insulted her way of life. Is she going to help you? Just wait until madd wakes up. He is going to get you.
But hey, at least you’ve advanced to ad hominem arguments, so this is a step in the right direction.
i don’t know what ad hominem means professor, but i do know you’re a dick head
hey madd, put the sandwich down, come sling some slurs! we miss it!
dicks
come out big j, don’t let these creeps speak for you!
Cheap cut-and-paste jobs and cheap insults: You are better than than this ad homo-enim logic suggests.
or don’t, screw this. I HATE YOU ALL!
Pal, raj and ojo shoot a round of whazz. They offer the fourth spot to any whazzer who wants it, but no one takes them up on the offer. Ojo wins with a -17.
Later cal plays with himself and shoots -20.
Cal is clearly the winner. Duhhhhhh, it’s lowest score. Never mind the pressure of competition or an agreed upon challenge.
Later, cal plays with himself again, but before he blows a street urchin with kids and no money secretly plugs cal’s pee hole with a tiny hotdog and it’s the Beverly Hills Cop banana gag all over again.
i’m no longer viewing this website, this is an automated response from cal. screw you.
Cal-i-ca, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
website of ours, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,
The women and men who have broke their neck’s for the freedom of speech the Law School
has sworn to uphold, or so we’re told…
nude post!
i’m rubbing my sandwich all over my junk…. it’s pastrami and turkey with seasoned red onions and mayo. now i’m eating it. holy shit, SO GOOD. now back to rubbing it on my dick. eating some more. HOLY SHIT. this is a great sandwich.
what are you going to do? get off your high cal horse and lock me up? doubt it. bolivians are smarter than moroccans. asians have straight black hair.
fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hello, you’ve reached my answering service, please leave a message after the beep… beep
“madd is fat.”
wwhazz died when he fell off a crane.
now hes in the morgue
nobody likes madd even on
on wowtracker.org
More weakness: law school is making you dumber and less funny. Even your beligerency is waaayy off.
what did the fat guy text to the marathon runner during a food shortage in the winter?
“haha, ur ded”
Where is whazzmaster? He should be regulating this.
suck my toes
holy shit cal, there’s a pro tip for you
Cal sees dead people.
Here cal, you butthole:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=96249260
i would like a truce! please go back to making fun of other people. i think i heard that story on npr this morning. i wonder where david beach is today.
Fine. Truce granted, but know that “the only difference between cal and greg is lipstick” was loaded and ready.
grovelling for mercy?
sarah palin is more of a man than you.
f)#&%)*(!#&^)!(&#^
fucking rigged bs jokerstars.
J774 board
i have A3J7… chip leader with 100 left from 400+. 54 pay. i bet pot and the guy in 2nd raises pot. i re-raise all in. 35k pot…
he has A288… just a low draw and well…. an 8 would never come… that would make the site RIGGED BS.
fucking 8 on the river and i’m out. FUCKING JOKE. so pissed. so he has 35k and guy in 2nd has 11k.
that should be MEEEEE)!&#%^)(!#&%^)(!#&^)*(&#@%(*&@#^
fuck cal.
1st was $1500 and 2nd was $1000. even like 9th was over $120.
i am UNEMPLOYED YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD
freeeeeeeeeepussyreport.orrrrggggggggggg
i bet 1100, he raised to like 4k and sitll had 6k left. when i repop him all in… HOW THE FUCK IS HE CALLING WITH 1 CARD TO COME?!#%)(&!#% SO FUCKING RIGGED. i’m off to light fires.
If all the bad shit that happens on stars would have happened back when I first started poker, I would have quit. I miss pokeroom and party so much.
I cannot wait for Colossal Pete to kick some A:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2008/10/30/650181/ufc-91-couture-vs-lesnar-i
pretty quiet around here… maybe we should fight again..
cal, you stupid idiot! I hate you! love, the CALifornia rasins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A398VraSBwY
$10 rebuy ploiter… 1st is $1200… i’m in 10th with 35 left, 27 pay. i get 30th on a 2 out river. fucker caught a 5 to scoop. BS.
now i’m in the 55 ploiter… in 2nd at the break of 49. got 2:1 lead on 4th. 12 pay, 1st is 991. guaranteed i get 14th. so fucking rigged.
WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?#%()&!#)%(&!#@
brock puches like a girl. randy is 80 years old. they are just going to squeeze each other until they are both tired, then weak leg kicks for a half a round. then randy wins via rear naked choke.
%!)(&!)#(%&!)#%(&
458 flop
i have A238… i’m already chipleader with 18k…guy with 8k puts me in… SOUNDS GOOD CHUMP.
he has A5d.
shit comes runner runner 2d, 3d and he quarters me.
SO FUCKING RIGGED. )@#^&@#)^(&@#^
i want to bomb the isle of man. if the US had any nuts at all, they would bomb the isle of man.
fucking women in politics. ITS A JOKE. PUSSY DONT RUN THIS. DICKS RUN THIS.
DOWN TO 9th OF 29.
@)$(&@#)(^&!)(#^
HEY, LOOK WHO GOT 27TH!!#%(*&!#%
the asshole who went all in with AA2J double suited and got called by A3KJ and the board came 789TQ.
i could easily kill people right now. gun to head, BANG. gun to new head, BANG. gun to new head, BANG.
FUCK THIS RIGGED BS@#)(*^&()&@)#(^
FIRES
ANYTHING BUT A FUCKING Q.
just like life. hate this shite.
Maybe you need a vacation?
Ok, cal, help me out here. Who should I bet on?
Barack Obama: -700
John McCain: +400
These numbers mean that I need to bet $700 on Obama to win $100. But if I bet $100 on McCain, I would win $400.
Should I put up seven bills? Are you sure Obama is going to win?
Side note: If I bet on the election, I am ineligible to vote at the general election (lawman, 2008).
i’m not sure about anything any more. i just read that one in seven Americans is still “persuadable.” Yee haw i’m still rootin tootin persuadable!
Anyway don’t worry your little head over that mean ol’ Sarah Palin, instead, check out these animals eating birthday cake!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/cute-zoo-animals-eating-b_n_137369.html
holy cow!
Nice slide show. Parker gets Jack in the Box on his birthday.
yeah the hippo with the mouth full of flowers is worth the price of admission alone
today is qunicy’s birthday. he got a bath and pizza.
)*(#!%^&)!#(&^)(!#&^
TODAY IN THE 55… ONLY 54 PLAYED SO ONLY TOP 8 PAY. 10 LEFT, I’M IN 3RD.
A4J FLOP I HAVE JJ23. FUCKER HAS 44, ALL IN. 4 ON THE RIVER. NO LOW ON TURN. OUT. FUCKING 10TH, NO PAY. 8TH IS 150, 1ST IS 1000.
I’M FUCKING LEAVING MY HOUSE.
I HATE EVERYTHING.
Please, do leave
My ways are mysterious but I always, in the end, heal wounds.
2 more 1 off the money bubbles… $33 ploiter T93 flop. i have TTJQ. all in vs A23Q. runner runner KJ. then in $55 hyper turbo qualifier (500 starting stacks, 50-100 blinds, 5 minute levels) 5 get $215 ticket and 6th gets $80. 7 left in big bline with 2250, but 600 in the big blind. 1 dude limps. i flop nut flush, bet, he calls, bet turn all in, he calls. he had 4455. flop was 9TK. turn was 5, river was K. i’m out 7th.
that is like 10 tourneys in a row with 1 out running beats on the river. pokerstars is completely rigged, and it’s operators will be dealt with by me if i ever share space with them.
not to be outdone by bellgirl, i join you in your Whistle Blowing.
http://www.sfgate.com/c/chroniclewatch/
Did you really use “irksome?” And should you speak for the “post-workday” crowd? When did you last work?
You and belly are going to get your asses kicked in the future when the dinosaurs come back and there are no newspapers to go cry to.
Derrrrrrr it’s too dark. Deerrrrrrrrrrrr this road is too hard to cross. Derrrrrrrrr.
I almost forgot to vote, but then a man on the street reminded me. Thanks man on the street. Nice work!
Good job Cal– you had my back in a dream the other night, I’ve got yours on this No Lights issue facing post-workday joggers.