Using the Wayback Machine you can look at what the interweb was like wayyy back in the day. Before floppy brown hats, theoretical poker physics, and a cast of thousands there were several versions of Zach’s homepage known as Chaos Central. I can’t find the OG version because I can’t remember what the non-Computer Science UW hosting URL was (alandovos, you remember?). For your pleasure, however, review two early, early, early versions of whazzmaster.com:
The version from the latter half of my college years (run with Perl scripts and a file-based database).
The version from when I first moved to California and the maddddddddd scientist taught me about MySQL and PHP.
Have fun until I get back from Miami, weirdos.
ever since the random haiku disappeared, this website has gone downhill.
L.L. Haikus. where are the ladies? where are the haikus?!#%!#^
god damn filter knows when i’m selling shit
just look at the ridiculous support etrade has at $1.00
got down to .90 yesterday so you all should have gotten those .91 buys filled. sell at 1.04.
reverse split coming soon? bankruptcy? they won’t let that happen. too much capital control.
remember when i told you my firm only had 6 good ideas a year?
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE IDEAS.
mustache pizza is good. for the ladies
ya heard? i did, you?
i gotta watch the zombie kid again.
so can you hear it or not? huh? huh? if you can’t hear it you are old and useless
i think tiger woods tees off in like 30 min today… right? or was that yesterday? i hope he hits it in the david beach. then he drives a buick.
it’s on now. he sucks. i heard it… but really it’s mind control waves feeding you commands. don’t listen to it.
what up! 10 degrees out there? play pop game! i got stuck on level 8- can you beat me? you suck!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/popopop
WTF. i get home and rach-o is pumpin some whazzman knowledge that she claims to have gain through their facebook relationship. are we going to allow facebook to kill fine family run websites? should i go to wal*mart to find out shit? should i post haikus at wal*mart.com? wal*face&book.com)#*%!(&!)#(%&
F THIS SITE.
cal sucks.