Quite a full weekend. Friday night Spacebee’s parents dropped by on their way into town and we watched the first half of the Brewers/Cubs game. We headed out to try and meet our nieghbors at The Brink but couldn’t find them, and headed back to the Depot just as the heavens opened up.
Saturday was a full day: farmer’s market in the morning, then we had breakfast at Marigold with Spacebee’s mom and grandmom for mom’s day. Quick nap, then we hopped in the car to drive to Milwaukee to have dinner with my family for mom’s day as well. We shot back to my brother’s house to watch the end of the Brewers/Cubs game two.
Sunday morning, we figured that since we had to drive back through Milwaukee to Madison anyways we might as well see if we could wrangle some tickets to the game. A Long Wong’s Wagon ride and two Standing Room-only tickets later we were watching Rickie Weeks sky a homer to left-field from the right-field foul pole. It was nice to have standing room tickets as we just ambled around the stadium the entire game and saw lots of cool stuff. Bad thing: the built a canopy over the FSN desk in right-field so you can’t hang over the fence and jaw at Craig and Davey anymore. Good thing: the new store is ok, but the renovated store in left field is pretty cool.
I bought a pink bat. See?
We also stopped off at Eastgate Cinema on our way back into Madison to see Star Trek. I’ll bottom-line it for you: great movie. I’m no die-hard Trek fan but I watched it when I was younger and was uncertain how they would shoehorn the new dudes, villains, etc. into the existing framework. They did a great job, and with the exception of the groan-inducing (to me, but drew cheers from others in the theater) shouting of catchphrases by the characters I had a great time. Go see it, it’s good.
not enough catch phrases. and where was jordie? was the enterprise going to white castle? i don’t get it. no steady cam in space?
you saw it?
opening night homie. i had fine shorties on both sides and a blue slush in the arm rest.
maddddd’s smart buy of the week.
the zoom is excellent, the videos are excellent, the software is intelligent.
got a deal on the memory card too… not sure if they fucked up, but best buy had the professional SDHC card unopened on clearance for $20 when the other similar items were $89-$200. so we took it and it still rang up for $60, i said the sticker said 20 and they hooked it up. so double deal.
anything comparable was over $400 and had some significant cons (no zoom in video mode, pop up flash, no hd output) so i’d say this camera is a steal if you got 2.5 folds in your benny clip and want a compact reflected light recorder. CRLR.
the bridge looked like an ipod
what sorta pisses me off in star trek: i can relate to scotty more than most of the other characters. when he came back for a ST:TNG episode, and was explaining his professional theories on estimates and specifications, i took his side. but in the movie they are taking away the fact that he came up with that equation by just giving it to him. there are of course 80 other valid things to get pissed about time travel physics before denied accomplishments, so who cares.
fun fact: rach-o made me go see it. (she was 1 of the shorties)
“space is the thing moving”… yeah genius, and the thing space is moving around in is probably moving too, so figure that shit out before you beam me anywhere.
what if he really didn’t come up with it, but future spock knew he had always wished he had figured it out, and an accomplishment like that might have kept him off the booze a few minutes, and spock really needed that teleporter to work, so he gave it to old scotty and now the guy that really would have invented it will not get his chance to invent it. that’s a logical cock block. morally not praise worthy.
i wanted the doctor to say he was a doctor after every line. i would even say it to rach-o a few times… it didn’t matter because we were sitting by a richly toned family and as instructed by pop culture stereotypes, they hooted and hollered throughout. the flying through space wars scenes really freaked out the old female of the crew. she hooted extra during those scenes. “OH MY!”
and $22 for tickets? that should come with free internet download of the movie. or at least a free blue slush.
i can buy an electronic device capable of storing 64 billion bits of data with a write speed of 240 million bits per second for LESS. a DEVICE. for LESS than you charge for me to SIT and WATCH REFLECTED LIGHT.
AND WHY DOES WEED COST $100s/ounce when processed coffee is $4/pound and harder to grow@#*)(&@#%/
i gotta find one of them red headed green bitches. ya feel me?
i’d go ALL fuck nasty on one of them red headed green bitched!
DO YOU FEEL ME?!
i’m talkin doggy style… froggy style… smoggy style. ALL that shit.
FO REAL.
how heavy is that pink bat? 34 oz? i’d like to go hit some fly balls. i’d like to go see star trek. i’d like to do anything but sit THINGIHDJOIFJAOIFJDA IN THIS STUPID LIABRAYR ANY LNOGHFDLJHFALJFDSALJFDLJOIJFOIJIOJFEOIJEOJ
last test tomorrow then FREEDOM AND STAR TREK!
Cool js artiCAL about sausage: http://www.jsonline.com/business/44621752.html
A gem:
“There is no sausage for one,” he said. “People don’t go home alone and grill sausage. It’s a social food.”
FAIL.
i have sausage in the fridge 5 ft away from me earmarked for a solo breakfast tomorrow.
my sister is starting a website: katiedishes.com. she will make recipes and then drop some knowledge. she will dish about a dish and her name is katie. CAL, CAN I SUE?!#%#^@)$&(^
WHAZZMASTER.COM: CAL, CAN I SUE?!#)(&^#!
cal, can i file an injunction to the dean of america?!%#&)*
WHAT IS AN INJUNCTION?#^)!(&#^
WHO IS MAAEIRUTE)ICALIBRARY*)Q(^#&@!^
i bet that test starts soon. you memorize all that shit? did you remember to not forget to remember everything? oh shit. DID YOU?!#%^
i bet my wealthy investment partner $1 on the outcome of your graduation. one of us had to lay 10,000:1. guess which side i have and what odds i have.
do you think “a writ of injunction” is funnier in the above context? better cadence? worse? the dean of america? who IS that?! is he even the guy that normally gets the writs of injunctions? is that even the right way to pluralize it? wait a minute writ of injunction?! i think that might not be real! totally maybe! but i’m no dean of america…
frank lloyd wright, frank norris, frankfurters. you can live in a world where only one has ever and will ever exist. also, they curently don’t exist. not even now. or ever after, or ever before, or now. you just have to choose 1 and that is it. don’t try any of your legal trickery on me, you book witch. you only get 1.
Eat that sausage yet?
nope. worked through the night so now i’m fucked. almost breakfast time and i should sleep. perhaps the sausage did this to me to prevent itself from being consumed by a loner. SUSAGED)(#&%)@(#%& makin reports akin reports fart fart farat
fuck it. making sausage. just in case it was trying to stop me from doing it. scrambled eggs and peppers too.
wheat toast. UGGGGG. wheat toast is the WORST)@$(*^&)(&^#&()^$@
Yeeeeeeeha: solo sausage chomping. Fuck the man and his ugly kids.
Priceless.
The history of Brian Anderson– Golf Channel!
legalzoom.com is going to make lawyers irrelevant. happy testing!
i had left over sausage for lunch. 2 meals of sausage in 1 day. both alone.
Letter to the editor time
dear JSOnline Editor in Cheif Assistant,
you recently regaled a tale of an upstart pork processor dropping a cool 20 milliwalkay million dollars on some advertising glorifying the consumption of slaughtered ground swine in a thin fat casing.
does humanity benefit in any way from this advertising. if we were to ask ourselves if we consumed enough slaughtered ground swine in or out of thin or somewhat thicker fat casings… would the answer to that question be, “yes.”
fine editor of words, please hear this… johnsonville is lying to us all. there are no rules with sausage. there never were. when sausage and rules meet, we can no longer have either. god speed.
-concerned in sausalito.
fucking CAAALLLL~!!#(%* DO YOU EVEN GET IT?!#%^&() SAUSALITO. it’s like Sausage BUT IT ISN’T*()@&#^
IT’S IN FUCKING CALIFORNIA. DID YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!#^*(! USED UP ALL YOUR BRAIN IN THEM THINKIN BOOKS?@^#()&
All done with classes!!! Yeehaw! Cal are you done too? Wish you could sit on terrace with me. I got a pretty good sunburn-it’s sexy cal- you would like it
Should I buy this product? I was going to get the new shuffle, but this looks better for wearing while working out. Will songs purchased from itunes be transferable on to this?
1) dude they call that product “ingenious” i would call it “bulky looking” it would BE MORE TRUER. in other words I’M DONE WITH MY TESTS DONE WITH MY TESTS DONE WITH MY TESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh boy it’s been a pain but now i am done. wizzlewhazz please keep your wife and her bronzed body away from me. ha bronzed. no really though, sun burns aren’t sexy, they are unhealthy. you should know that more than anybody nurse land lady. tra la alala i live in nurse land and life is grand. WELL LISTEN UP NURCE: maybe we don’t have “the terrace” in san francisco, maybe we sit out in the FOG and we dream of sausoleto and like it. dudes, i worked like a dog on those TESTS and FOR WHAT?????? FOR WHAT??!??!?!
2) dudes, don’t ever mistake THAN for THEN. i hate that shit. lets have a practice. where should we go for dinner madd? taco bell? sorry, you fat ass, you’re on a diet. wait that was my your vs you’re lesson. fuck it.
3) i’m trying to think of one semi sort of psudo interesting thing i can tell you, dear wahzzmaster, from these exams i just suffered. ok how about if the police want to search your house. they need a warrant. if they don’t have a warrant – they can’t search your house. here is the twist: if they say “hey, dum dum, can i search your house” and you say yes because you are freaked out because there are police at your door in the middle of the night… then they can search your house WITHOUT A WARRANT. got it hommies? or if your bronzed wife is pissed at you because you suck at fantasy baseball and the cops ask her if they can search the house while you are away at fantasy baseball camp – then sorry your house is searched without a warrant. good job you just earned your lawyers degree! that and five bucks will get you a blue slushie!
check out this old gem. i’m somewhat hopeful that a series of toggles to that form will result in my early retirement. something is getting fucked up with the css on the results. ARGHGHGG. still readable, just not pretty. now i’ll have to fix it.
also might be some bugs with the pocketing subroutines… if you say when up 100 pocket 1100 it is pocketing more than you win it looks like. whoops.
got 1st in the 55 ploiter tonight… another k ball in the k ball clip.
work is for suckers
I learned that warrant crap from Cops back in like 1995. A tribe of hippies living on my floor corroborated the information.
Sunburn is as gross as fire burn.
She did put sun screen on most of her body, but forgot her nose and forearms. I awarded her a C-.
Should I have gone lower?
lower burns are the worse. one time burnt me cak and she shed like a cobra.
Madd Skeezer went to town
riding on a heater
accidentally turned it on
and burnt his little peter.
* brewers cry *
Cal O’cla-o went to town
Riding on a rocket
stuck a feather up his butt
and called it Hershey chocolate
am i the only person that just always assumed the cops didn’t have the right to enter your house?
cops work for you.
Yes.
We are trained at a young age to do what is told.
Madd scientist: Awaken from your slumber!
Who do you think will win this week’s fantasy baseball match up, me or cla?
Background info
Cla is in 1st of 12 teams; I am in 10th of 12.
Cla’s team is called Russian Revenge; my team in called Chimp Attack!
Monday I went up 6-0, Tuesday fell to 7-5 and as of now it’s still 7-5.
I have a player named Asdrubal; cal does not.
I have Ryan Braun; Cla has zero brewers.
We each field one Asian.
Is that enough to give you a read?
The match is based on 12 points, so 12-0 is the best one can do. Ties can and do often happen.
Brew crew knews: Ricky Weeks is off to a hell of a start. Last year I made a $50 bet that he’d be an all star. Poo poo ka-chew: one year off.
Also, whazzmaster, the Menard’s Big Inning is still a 10K Menards gift card– not cash as I drunkenly told you on Tuesday. In case you are running around spreading this false info, stop.
Cla has a player named Ian Kinsler. How prickish is that?
all i needed to know was cla + fantasy sports. he will win. he toils for hours finding power and balance. you can not beat him. you will not beat him.
shit
I want Trevor Time to switch to Undertaker’s Theme instead of Hell’s Bells. I also want him to roll his eyes back as he walks out. And smoke. And Paul Bearer as bullpen catcher.
And I mean him to smoke a Camel light as he strolls in to pitch.
that is the triple truth; ruth.
if you had 2 dogs attacking you, you’d probably just want 1… point proven.
i love the power glove. it’s bad.
wwhazz, pretty much the same thought came to my head when i was watching him run in the other night, except for the paul bearer part