Romantic as Hell
Originally uploaded by Whazzmaster.
Had a great time in Door County over the weekend– we had campfires, attended a greatest parade EVAR, and lazed around my parent’s country home in the most independent of manners.
I got some good snaps as the sun was going down from the front yard, plus an uber-leet pic of the fire and Garret’s toes.
Is Scientist really in the WSOP? Is Cal really getting married? Is wwhazz still floating helplessly on a lake in Crandon in drag trying to win top prize in the boat parade? Does anyone really know what time it is?
1. Move that “in drag” closer to “wwhazz.”
Is wwhazz in drag still floating helplessly on a lake in Crandon trying to win top prize in the boat parade?”
2. No. I didn’t play boat parade. I stayed on shore and played scrabble with grandma (I won fyi). Boat got 2nd (fyi too/two).
3. Cla is really getting married (last I heard) though mostly we just text back and fro about baseball.
4. No way Madd CSI is in the main event. Dude is a SMART gambler. If he did an event it would be a $1000 or so plo8 or something like that. No way he’d dump 10k on a million man hold em event.
5. UFC this weekend? I’d love to play cards and watch it though I know it’s just gonna be me and you at brothers.
I’m down for ufc this weekend. Peterstiffly and Scubby too? Stiffly, I got your books to give back (Moneyball and God Save the Fan).
UFC 100 BetUS bodog diamond bookmaker beted
Frank Mir +190 +190 +200 +210 +210
Brock Lesnar -275 -250 -240 -260 -260
GSP -300 -295 -280 -260 -280
Thiago Alves +200 +235 +240 +210 +240
Dan Henderson -300 -285 -290 -290 -290
Michael Bisbing +200 +225 +245 +230 +230
Jon Jones -500 -500 -440 -430 -430
Jake O’Brien +300 +300 +350 +350 +350
here be me wagers
mir +210
GSP -260
hen -285
we’re watching from some bar a block away that had cards out last saturday that said they were showing the fight with no cover.
etrade going down the tubes again… it pisses me off how the free market isn’t free at all… and a company spurting money like john holmes’ dick spurts residual checks should go bankrupt… if you are allowed to sell the stock without owning it and buy it later when it can only be worth less, you should be able to do that. but then billionaires step in a month later when you’re margin call comes and start charging 4x as much for the same pile of shit and you’re trapped. now they have market cap of 1.3B, but 1.8B in debt that they restructured into non-interest bearing bonds that can be converted at any time into etrade shares worth 1.03… conveniently right above the line where they face delisting.
WHAT.
A.
JOKE.
cal, can i sue?
put all your money in ally.com.
i say short now and cover at .80. that is when the money printers will step in and “fix” the problem of the stock being under $1.
monkey retards in control of economy. genious.
wwhazz is on top of the drag trend… we walked our perma-drag dogs to the store and i waited outside, and a pair of drag trannys walks up all talking like insane ladies “oooh oooh kissy cutie” then quincy properly goes in for the kill, he knows not to let a man act like that. and suddenly dude is a dude again and in a deep voice “you could have warned me, bro!” he said “bro”. i didn’t even acknowledge he existed.
Pimping aint easy and neither is raising Venus Flytraps. Everytime I get one going it unexpectedly kicks the can. Boo.
My spring and summer work ethic is about to be validated
hey wanna live in my building? check out the awesome smrt car parked in front!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/apa/1255150688.html
HEAT INCLUDED!
in what form will this validation come me wonders. if you are made king of computers, i’ll serve as your chief madd scientist should i be appointed.
That “tasteful paint” sounds delicious. Could you heat it up on your “vintage Wedgewood stove” and serve it to me in the “large eat-in kitchen”?
Sadly, my apt has no such stove, and a veey small kitchen… But yes, the paint is tasteful. Believe that.
king of computers would be anagrammed KoC. haha, dick jokes.
cal, can you park that car perpendicular to the curb? that was the biggest advantage with a motorcycle… half spots all over the place, but never a fully.
can you fold it into a suitcase?
Meet Cal Jetson
sadly, i think the perpendicular parking is just a myth, its 8.2 feet so i think it sticks out too much but here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_(automobile)
it says: The idea behind the car was to create a vehicle easy to park and short enough to allow “nose-in” parking. Its length of 250 centimeters would equal the width of a regular parking slot, allowing two or three Smarts to park in the same space as one normal car.
long story short, i have not yet tried the nose-in style, but haven’t seen any other nose-inners around either… i’ll try it and report back
ever see this one? awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
That blow to the ears looked like it HURT.
Try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MewmqIedokE
The Yet-ay! The Yet-ay!
i’m pretty sure my neighbor just said to his female companion, “i’m gonna put some south in your mouth.”
awesome.
from now on, whenever i’m published in a mathematics journal, i will replace “perpendicular” with “nose in”.
The Story of Cal
Chapter 1
On 4 December 1975 Cal came slip and sliding into the world. His first word? Crabcakes. He followed by rapidly pointing his finger at his open mouth.
Crabcakes, a peculiar first word, was also his last.
I wouldn’t bet on any of these UFC fights. To do yours you’d need to put up $645 to win a possible $410?
Forced, I’d take Bisping as my dog. It’s a scary fight and up to this point Bisping has mainly fought jobbers, but he did well in his loss against Rashad and Hendo is getting old.
Or I’d parlay Lesnar and GSP.
The other dog on the card that I’d consider is Jake O’Brein. I can see him dry humping Jones for a decision.
If I had $400:
$100 GSP/Lesnar
$100 Bisping
$100 O’Brein
$100 over/under number of eyes moneypenny has open for the main event.
i believe in frank mir. he has some grey matter left in his head. lesnar is too dense. i expect lots of kicks to lesnars hips and knees. mir by submission.
yeah, the ratio would be 645 put up to win 410, but i could put up whatever i wanted… $6.45 to win $4.10. i’m not betting anything, but those are my bets, and if anyone wants the other side we could talk bidniss
* brewers cry *
“if i had $400″… uh oh. so tinyrobot won’t be holllerin any time soon?
I just did $400 (or a smaller %, $40 or whatever) cus that’s what you had down. Mostly with UFC I just watch and don’t want to worry about weird shit like bets. It’s enjoyable enough. Most of the time I don’t even care who wins: I like the show.
But tonight, I want Lesnar. I want him to prove that pro wrestling is the best fighting system out there. I think if Mir lifts a leg to kick he will be rushed and slammed down. Once underneath, get the mustard and pickles: hamburger time. In the 1st fight, that blow to the back of the head that led to a point deduction and a stand up (and then the knee bar) was pretty questionable. Given 10 more seconds, Mir’s smart brain is turned off.
I think I’m gonna play with my pa later this week. I’ll holler then!
Some prefight news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjxI1WJ6jmM&feature=channel
Pretty good FITEZ! Me and wwhazz had a grand ol’ time– we (he) cooked up some bloody mary-marinated steak an’ chicken. Sadly, the beef didn’t really taste like bloody marys. Then we settled in to watch men beat each other senseless for 3+ hours. Great fun all around!
Brock’s monster heel turn after he won still has me giggling– also, Sable yelling ‘Fuck you’ to a random fan on their way out of the arena was tippy tops.
i pointed out the odd heel turn as well… “heel fo real? no writers?”. why could he only hear and respond to the hatred? you won! yuk it up.
zach galifiinikikkilals has a new movie coming out visioneers, and the salute of the company is to flip each other off. brokk is ahead of his time.
henderson had a strong local following and that KO was about has hard as you could hit anyone… cocked and released perfect all while riding gravity down on the guys defenseless face. quality senseless beating. bisbing looked methodone clinic skinny, deserved to get hit in the face.
Wwhazz has a way more convoluted explanation for Brock-n-Sable’s heel shenanigans, but I attributed it to basic poopoohead psychology. All these schmucks have been taught to do from day one is ‘build heat’. What concept has been a guaranteed money-maker in wrestling since time immemorial? The monster heel that no babyface can defeat. Interesting twist here, though, is that since the FITING is real, and Brock is a freak of nature, his monster heel run could last awhile, thus making more die-hard MMA fans hate him with the heat of a thousand thousand suns, thus slapping down their hard-earned cashola every single time to be able to say they watched the show where Brock ‘got his’. I can only imagine that Dana White is masturbating into a tub filled with virgins’ tears and gold doubloons right now.
* brewers cry *
also love the shout to coors light when bud light presented the event.
was he just pissed he didn’t get a cut of that? does anyone really drink coors light?
an open letter to be heard read aloud to mathematics:
median, mean, mode? too much m. they are all too much like the other. so confusing, and what the hell? median? mean? mode? look. i’m not here to be the guy complaining without a solution. you’re currently listing to the solution. to replace whichever one of those modians was supposed to mean the middle, that is now “middle”, and the one that was like which middle was like the real middle, come some fools be skewin the curve? that is now average middle. the other one is the skittle. just to keep that old skool flava, but not have all 3 m’d up. also, the skittle is easy to remember, because it’s delicious. and so is mode. with ala pie. so the skittle is the mode. whatever that is.
thank you.
middle, average middle, skittle
i fix shit.
that matchup was golden either way… if mir wins dana is still gizzing. now he has an ANGRY beast, and a cocky guy with a shiny belt… to protect his belly? not sure why it’s a belt, but fucker can just point to it and win any no physical altercation with the beast.
if anything, lesnar winning is worse for dana, because now the fans saw the beast kill a guy he was supposed to kill, then act like “rawr i’m a beast, i’m better than everything.” i think there is a mob that will tune in every fight, but i don’t think that mob will ever be as big as it will be for the next fight.
if mir wins, that mob grows, and if lesnar wins his next fight, you’re burning candle at both end but things are growing instead of melting so horrible analogy, but dana is gizzing.
That didn’t make no sense
Long story short, Brock wants to do whatever he wants. He lives in the forest with guns and 4-wheelers and ex-female wrestlers with big fake boobies. He is king of this world.
He wants to fight in a cage. In order to fight in a cage, he has to behave a certain way/listen to the man. He has to give up some of his power. This sort of archetypal tension goes back to caveman days, Fred Flintstone and Mr. Slate.
Both pre and post fight Brock had power struggles with Dana. Dana won both:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfGy07wLjGI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoVrX_t-Tes&feature=related
Other sports fine the shit out of you or fire you if you get out of line (a hockey player was cut for using the term “sloppy seconds”). In the UFC the line is still not completely drawn. The rules of a post fight celebration are not on paper, so it makes sense that Brock will get out of line here like a little angry child. I don’t think it’s a heel turn as much as who he really is. It’s a moment for him to be king again and he takes it.
Also, we live in a post-Austin/McMahon world. We all get it. Ohhhh Brock shit on the major sponsor. How naughty. But in the grand scheme of things, it’s not that bad. There are fighters with shit like Nazi tattoos and rape convictions. Them dudes aint getting contracts. Maybe the whole Bud light debacle was staged. I mean, Austin is the template and now we have Brock drinking a beer during his apology.
Now there is a new level of anticipation: Fans buy tickets to see Brock get smashed. Fans buy tickets to see what naughty things he will say after he smashes.
The Henderson fans make sense: You are two hours from Temecula.
Deep sadness: my landlord just pulled up my garden and ran it over with his lawnmower because he thought it was weeds. Weeds in a planter growing in symmetrical patterns.
I’m not angry, maybe that comes later, but I am really sad. I’ve been planting and weeding and watering and watching them grow since May. Every morning when I take the dog out I tend to them and get really happy when I see the progress they are making.
It was just two cabbages, basil, cilantro, oregano, thyme, rosemary and parsley, but this hurts. I used the herbs several times per week. For dinner tonight I needed the basil and now I have to walk to Whole Foods and pay $3 for it. *wwhazz cries*
The cabbages were a gift from lawman and it was really neat watching them slowly turn from plant to cabbage head.
take the $3 out of next months rent. DIK MOVE.
everybody was chearing like they were related to henderson… maybe just train with him, or maybe fans are still out there representing their zip code… either way there was a deep personal interest in that fight. also just to watch UK take it in the face.
whazzman, what didn’t make sense? you’re obviously working for mathematics
He’s not really a dick, just a robot. He’s a weird old man who does it all: leasing, fixing, gardening.
When he’s showing apartments or signing leases he puts on a suit. When he’s fixing shit, he wears a maintenance man shirt (all that’s missing is a name patch). When mowing lawn, he wears farmer overalls and a straw hat.
When he’s maintenance man, you can’t talk to him about your lease. When he’s in his suit, don’t talk about plumbing.
Here he was in simple farmer mode. He went around the building and killed every plant and trimmed all grass to a uniform height. He wasn’t trying to be mean and he apologized. I can’t bother to argue or get mad at such a simple creature. It’s just not worth it. I can just be sad and eat a 90% less herby diet the rest of the summer.
Total cost: $20 for soil and $20 for plants. A few hours of work.
Egg his car, and then shoot him with a crossbow (though god knows where you’ll get one of those).
That is really sad. I’m sorry that your landlord doesn’t know what parsley is. Parsley! I have lots of basil. I’ll bring you some tonight if you want. And I have you covered on cabbage.
Holler when you get off work. I was going to make cucumber and butter lettuce sandwiches with a basil/neufchatel cheese spread for dinner. Simple, but tasty and much improved with basil.
Timmer smuggled a baby turtle from Canada. It’s missing a paw and has a damaged eye. I think it got chewed on by a walleye. Lynn used her ER skills and now dude is doing ok.
I bought the turtle a new tank from a rummage sale. $5 for the tank and all the fixings: cover, heater, filter, pump. And I got a crossbow for $2, but it’s missing a string and I don’t have arrows. Belly bought a stupid crystal serving tray for $3. When I get an arrow, I’ll use it for target practice.
durr. durr. ball-peen hammer.
i just met philip seymour hoffman out walking his kids near the pier.
what is damaged on that turtle eye? if the cut is still exposed the turtle will die pretty soon from all the shit in the water.. probably better to spoon that fucker out and fill the socket with glue.
don’t believe the hype on arrows… they are just sticks.
Nice. Did you ever see his craps scene in “Hard 8″? It’s one of my favorite gambling scenes.
that is sad. Start ovwe! You’ve still got half a summer left
Fat fingers = start ovwe
wow… how have i never heard of hard eight before? craps + sam jackson + hoffman?#%! movie was also released as “sydney”. it’s in the netflix queue.
hoffs imdb says “Down 10% in popularity this week.” meeting me will fuck up your popularity.
i forgot dudes name when i said hi, then told rachel it was michael clarke duncan, but something else… whiter.
I backdoored my way to Hard Eight, also. I really liked Boogie Nights and Magnolia and I thought they were Paul Thomas Anderson’s only movies until one day I saw a magical commercial for this one. It’s a good movie, but not great. I’m interested to see what you think of it.
64 fools left in WSOP. i did all the hoping i could, no dice. maybe registering would have help. hindsight.
check out this top 6:
1. Darvin Moon – 9,745,000
2. Billy Kopp – 8,245,000
3. Phil Ivey – 6,345,000
4. Steve Begleiter – 6,315,000
5. Ludovic Lacay – 5,965,000
6. Antonio Esfandiari – 5,610,000
ivey and esfandiari… pretty impressive.
Darvin Moon: best name
you only like him for his money, slut.
Darvin loves me for me.
so we agree.
current top 5:
1. Billy Kopp – 15,500,000
2. Darvin Moon – 15,000,000
3. Phil Ivey – 14,000,000
4. Tommy Vedes – 10,450,000
5. Jeff Shulman – 10,500,000
esfandiari vanished, but in comes jeff shulman, the son of the ceo of card player magazine who is also heavily involved with the website cardplayer.com where i got these numbers. perhaps he is lying. ivey still ballin. straight mother fucking balling. part 2. still balling.
best name: billy kopp.
i wonder if he sells gigantic burgers and ice cream
Herrr to the Kopps emperrr
i searched google for “billy kopp burgers” and the 2nd result is a picture of a kewpee burger with a praising review for their book “hamburger america”.
josh is still down there ballin. part 2. still ballin.
I’m going to Colorado on Saturday, anything good there I should know about?
ample parking, day or night.
are you going to see if you can’t unwind?
So, no.
Any Darvin updates?
pepsi points jet case. cal, was this judgement correct? does an advertisement not constitute an offer? does an unusually low price turn an offer into a joke?
colorado is good for skiing and smoking weed. that is it. this is first hand knowledge from a hobo i met last week that also told me about my dogs being known as good companion dogs, but that he was going to go home and look up more information on the internet. he said he have lived in a lot of the cities i had, except he spent some time in texas and colorado and said he hated both. so maybe that means they are good for non-hobos.
Players Remaining: 12 out of 6,494
Chip Counts:
1. Eric Buchman – 33,800,000
2. Steven Begleiter – 27,730,000
3. Darvin Moon – 25,100,000
4. Jeff Shulman – 22,600,000
5. Billy Kopp – 18,900,000
6. Jordan Smith – 16,700,000
7. Joe Cada – 12,260,000
8. Kevin Schaffel – 11,700,000
9. Antoine Saout – 10,055,000
10. Phil Ivey – 7,400,000
if you want i’ll bet even money on kopp for 1st vs darvin for 1st.
i’ll also bet even money on darvin to show vs ivey to show
The “November 9″ has been reached:
Players Remaining: 9 out of 6,494
Chip Counts:
1. Darvin Moon – 59,770,000
2. Eric Buchman – 36,300,000
3. Steven Begleiter – 28,195,000
4. Jeff Shulman – 20,051,000
5. Joe Cada – 13,620,000
6. Kevin Schaffel – 13,080,000
7. Antoine Saout – 10,200,000
8. Phil Ivey – 10,100,000
9. James Akenhead – 5,760,000
your boy darvin rode that wave of superficial support all the way to commanding lead. 2:1 on 3rd. BALLIN. ivey made it. wow. shulman made it. wow. kopp took 12th for $900k. kewpees still better.
kopp bets are off.
i like this 4 month opportunity for bets. a horse race anyone could handicap… should be active market with lots of opportunity for great value. could get $10k in wagers down with very low variance with way positive EV. basically bet on ivey to win until the price gets shitty because the house is too vested against him. if it was public knowledge what him winning would mean to the casinos (a catastrophic loss) perhaps they all choose to watch that happen. perhaps those who would gain coerced them to call any bet made by phil ivey. is that even cheating? they’ll have to make the odds super high at first and work towards the other side. maybe start at 7:1. gotta take that. might get to 3:1 where you could bet against it. shulman will have heavy support from his האחים … maybe an opportunity to trick off the wave there too. davin moon is a pretty rad name………………….
i didn’t read the updates, but the chip counts suggest moon got kopps chips. scary the power this dark website holds is.
To the Moon, butt nugget!!!
I slaved in a Pepsi factory during the Pepsi point heyday. Twelve-hour shifts, six PM to six AM, fours days a week. I was really skinny and really pale that summer. Paid like $13 an hour plus shit tons of overtime.
I owned line 5, 20 oz bottles. It was a fickle beast, but I mastered it like an old Nintendo. I knew all the weird ways to keep her running, where to kick, what to blow on. Sometimes I worked recycling. I even drove a fork lift (though never the double forklift).
Recycling yielded enough Pepsi points to actually buy that jet. I had to separate the cardboard and cans from stained and dented 12 and 24 packs. 24 packs, cubes, were worth 25 pepsi points. Take apart a messed of pallet of cubes and you have about 1000 points. I didn’t want the man to know what I was up to; it might look suspicious if an employee had all that shit sent to his house, so I gave them to all my friends and relatives. People mostly cashed in on t-shirts and folding chairs. I also had hundreds of “you win a free soda” soda caps. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. I cashed them in, gave them away, and sometimes just sprinkled them outside of Open Pantrys. Sort of like Johnny Appleseed.
I don’t like the break. They should just keep playing. I don’t even like stopping for the day.
I want shuffle up and deal and then don’t stop until there is one. It would weed out some of the Oldie Oldersons and the true degenerates would shine. Guys like Papa John’s poker.
Mother FUCK I miss the Palomar. I know the Lucky Lady had much more to offer (booze, Chinese food, air hockey) but that dirty, endless 2-4 kill game on the front table was legendary.
Now we gonna pay: Pai gow Poka!
Lord, I’ve watched the tutorial on many a casino hotel television and still have no clue. Dudes at the dirty, endless 2-4 kill game HATED that dice cup. Tinkle, tinkle tinkle, CRASH. Wonder if there has ever been a study on the ear drums of Pai Gow palyers. Probably the wax build-up protects them.
Try to guess what fest it is this weekend.
This was a fun game. Southridge Aladdin’s Castle had one.
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=8686
This is another great game that nobody remembers:
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=10149
More gems:
Heavy Barrel: http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=8094
It’s like Ikari Warriors with a twisty controller but better because you fight futuristic shit and you can construct “heavy barrel”, a giant gun that shoots really big bullets, really fast.
Related to Heavy Barrel is Time Soldiers: http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=10123
This one, too, gives me a boner.
Back when I was 11, Shopko in Watertown had these two games: Xenophobe and Mat Mania. The world was right. There was a brief Renaissance when Operation Wolf and Street Fighter II came on, but after that, it was all over and games started sucking.
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=10123
http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=8641
Bar news from Madison: The Cardinal and Cafe Montmartre are victims of the economic downturn.
The Pub is closed for remodeling (if they bring back Ikari Warriors I will shit a brick; if they get rid of the air hockey table I will brick a shit).
Magnus turned from Latin to Scandinavian.
Older news: Bullfeathers is called Ram Head. The Argus closed for a long time, but then reopened. Great Danes are taking over the state (there is even one in Wausau).
in Goat News Ibrahima Ba is 75% paid back! keep it up Ibrahima!
new loan goes to Shiltu Bushrat. seller of foodstuffs! Chosen based on awesome name. way to go!
Coming soon… Calls factory dayz!
games I could play forever on one quarter: Xenophobe, Ivan Stewart’s Super Off Road(everyone buys top speed or nitros with their first win bonus, but it’s the shocks that will make the biggest difference).
Stiffly! Did you watch UFC 100? Thoughts? Darvin Moon – hot or not?
shulman comes out hating on the WSOP… fuck you jeffrey pollack
darvin
1. I blew all my cash on nitros. Not sure if I ever got shocks. My little kid mind was just not interested.
2. I was pondering what he looked like and a walrusy Cajun did not come to mind. The Darvin part was hillbilly all the way, but the moon part sounded Asian or like Warren Moon’s cousin. My mind settled on a tall skinny black fellow.
i hate him.
I don’t give a flying fish about him.
dude looks like he eats nothing but flying fish. gotta give it to exactiveness… “how much were the buy ins you normally play” “sometimes $30, sometimes $35″.
good to know sometimes you guys kick up and and toss in an extra $5.
he didn’t have one ounce of happiness in him.
actually i like him now. D-MOO!
attempting to imagine someones likeness will soon be outlawed. have fun while it lasts.
try this one:
gazanga furslider
“He entered the $130 qualifier because he loves the competition of poker. Once he won it, he was faced with a decision. He could play or he could take the $10,000 buy-in and return home.
His family was split on his choice. His dad told him to take the money and run, his wife Wendy said to do what he wanted, and his brother encouraged him to play.”
so cliche’… of course the dad says stay safe. of course the wife yields. of course the brother suggests stepping back into harms way.
way to not turn down a suggestion from your brother, D-MOO! you ain’t no pussy.
… hmm… did the wife really yield, or was that subtly a command to get her more?
“do what he wanted”… who would not want to win $10,000,000+? in order to do that, he HAD to play.
bitch is running shit.
Well sheet: I just played a $25 multi at a bowling alley. Took 7th when the top 4 paid. Only took 4.5 hours. After that I got shit faced and lost $40 in the cash game. Say la vee. I’m Darvis Moon Jr.
here’s another one: ron zonni
that sounds like an italian dish
the funny part: it IS an italian dish!
i’d watch a show about a guy named “ron zonni” who is italian and in the pasta industry with loose ties to the mafia, and has to spend every day fighting not only phonetic name pronunciation and ethnic stereotypes, but also a competing brand sharing his name’s likeness. things are about to SAUCY in little ITALY!
only on bravo
Who’s that eatin that nasty food?
drop kicked your pasta…. when you came through the door…. no one glared.
elevated… glad to see the demo scene is still going strong. the competition rules said all the code must fit in 4k of memory… about the same as a desktop icon, and that 4k of code generated this video. i think they used lasers.
4,096 bytes of code. 36,768 binary bits. less than 30 tweets of text. the compressed youtube video is over 100MB.
all the music and lighting effects and textures… i am beyond impressed. to the point i’m wondering if they used easter egg features inside some graphic cards chips or something.
i have a piece of code that does nothing but aggregate sales totals and build report caches and it’s 600KB… and they are saying you can fly through mountains on 4KB?!?! HOW?!#%#@%
32,768 bits. i can’t even do math.