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Friday, October 16th, 2009
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i am sad
i wanted to join the turkey hunt. klajfldkajfldajfkldjafkljlkajfdlk
i got a turkey named t, he’s tiggerino. and a cabin in the yoop, right next to wisco. and i think i black canoe, but my dream is to own a fly pontoon, and fill it with booze, and do it all illegal.
did you go kick it with obamer, or stroke your girl dik in the library all day?
hate the agenda pushers in san fran jumping on the news…. some unfuckable dike bitch talking about “obviously he is here to repeal ‘dont ask dont tell’ because this would be a perfect place to do it”.
you stupid unfuckable dike bitch.
OBVIOUSLY?!#%!#^(*& who has fucking said 2 things about ‘dont ask dont tell’ since 10 years ago? who cares? i’m pretty sure the policy is also to not ask about drillin pussy or telling your commanding officer about it if they didn’t ask. it is irrelevant just like it should be.
and why is a perfect place? because there are relatively more homos in san fran than most other places? i’m pretty sure there are a couple (not counting cal) heteros running around town, and even a few male dick suckers that care about more pressing issues.
fucking “OBVIOUSLY”(*T#&^(*!&#^
die in an explosion bitch. fucking dike.
“OBVIOUSLY. FOR NO OTHER REASON COULD HE BE HERE. I CAN THINK OF NOT ONE. THERE IS NO OTHER REASON THE PRESIDENT WOULD COME TO SAN FRANCISCO OTHER THAN TO ANNOUNCE A MILITARY POLICY CHANGE. OBVIOUSLY. JUST THINK ABOUT THE MILITARY PRESENCE IN SAN FRANCISCO THAT THIS WOULD AFFECT. BE LOGICAL FOR ONE SECOND… THE PRESIDENT IS COMING, AND THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE. WHY OTHER THAN “DON’T ASK DON’T TELL” COULD HE BE HERE? OBVIOUSLY NONE.”
i’m surrounded by stupid cunts.
whazzmaster is reopened. MORE HATE THAN EVER@$(*^&@(#*^&@(*#^&!()#*^&)@($&^(*@#&%()*!#&^)(*!#&^)(!
from my sample size of 1 homosexual in san francisco on the news, the entire sample set is stupid cunts.
so OBVIOUSLY, ALL homosexuals in san francisco are stupid cunt’s.
OBVIOUSLY.
the president is thus obviously in san francisco to declare that all homosexuals EVERYWHERE are stupid cunts. what else could he be there for?
NAME ONE THING.
i thought so, nothing.
is dyke more or less hateful?
i want to be the most implicitly hateful… but maybe the one that is less hateful actually becomes more hateful because it’s almost like i’m pulling punches… like they aren’t worth the most hateful.
hmmmmm….. i guess i’ll stand by “dike”.
we’re testing out the train into the city tonight. just a heads up if someone smells hetero and wonders how it got inside your walls….
OBVIOUSLY.
DIYDIKE = eat your own pussy.
ok, thats about 10:1… encouragement to stop being dumb complete.
Jesus
i don’t fuck around. 6-0. back to the embarcadaro. ate crab. barked at dumb seal. i make sanfran humble.
At first I didn’t like the nightman muciCAL, but now I love it. Troll Toll and Little Boy have been playing in my head all day.
Whazzmaster, did you watch the live version from the DVD extras?
Cool things from the Pitts:
1. Saw a bald eagle eating a dead deer.
2. Came within 4 feet of a live skunk and lived to tell the tale.
3. Gut shot an effigy of myself (I envision this becoming sorta like burning man).
4. Played the most unnecessarily complex packers pool of all time.
5. Cooked like an MF. Did not ruin the root mashers.