Comments on: Thank You Jay http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/ where is the old man? Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:13:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: whazzmaster http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55937 whazzmaster Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:09:55 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55937 Randy Couture: Divorce Attorney http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIaTaXUFus Randy Couture: Divorce Attorney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIaTaXUFus

]]> By: wwhazz http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55936 wwhazz Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:06:02 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55936 I'm pretty sure the other fucker is long gone. I'm pretty sure that everything about the league turned him off to us all forever. With that said, don't let the muppet hit you in the kunt on the way out, PG. I’m pretty sure the other fucker is long gone. I’m pretty sure that everything about the league turned him off to us all forever.

With that said, don’t let the muppet hit you in the kunt on the way out, PG.

]]> By: maddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55935 maddddddddddddd Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:12:08 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55935 i'll take colts. if that other fucker takes colts too, he is dumb. i’ll take colts. if that other fucker takes colts too, he is dumb.

]]> By: peapods http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55933 peapods Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:42:45 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55933 Pea Pods win the Superbowl! Pea Pods win the Superbowl!

]]> By: cal http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55932 cal Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:08:17 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55932 hey, one more thing, calling all you computer dicwads, here is the thing: i downloaded Google Chrome and was impressed with it's speedy delivery, but i won't let me sign into my school's stupid website- says the "user name" is incorrect and that's bullshit. it works on firefox- dick, is what i say to Google Crome. I am confused, did you, being a computer dicwad, download Google Chrome? do you, being a computer dickwad, approve of Google Chrome? that is all. C.A.L. hey, one more thing, calling all you computer dicwads, here is the thing: i downloaded Google Chrome and was impressed with it’s speedy delivery, but i won’t let me sign into my school’s stupid website- says the “user name” is incorrect and that’s bullshit. it works on firefox- dick, is what i say to Google Crome.

I am confused, did you, being a computer dicwad, download Google Chrome? do you, being a computer dickwad, approve of Google Chrome? that is all.

C.A.L.

]]> By: cal http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55931 cal Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:02:21 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55931 The. Plot. Thickens! Chickens! Charles Dickens! For humor's sake i will forthwith transpose wwhazz Survival Football Judgment Message for all yals': <i>I ran a regression analysis and the probability goes down geometrically for each player left at week 17. Timmers vote and the yahoos at yahoo both awarded the trophy to cal. Also, cal called it. That's a lot of evidence and evidence is how a true lawman wins a case. I'm not only the commish, but I'm also a player and in trew scott f./Vince-style I want the spoon by any means possible and this tie loop hole seems like my only option. MADDitionally, the sponsor, zach, says he aint paying the prize to no triple tie girl dik knot. I really wish that one of you players, even the girly player, could have simply won this stupid game. Now we have a bush/gore election type of mess on our hands. We need a wise judge to settle this. I am happy to be that judge. Here is my word: Each of you pee holes (madd, girl player, cal) picks ONE team. If your team wins the super bowl, you win. If you all lose, you all lose and the skin carries over. If you tie, you all lose and the skin carries over. I don't think zach will pay the beer or spoon, so I will take over the sponsorship duties for this season and give you an interim spoon and the beer must be camo high life. I'm not paying to ship it though, so you can have it at zach's wedding. (or zach can give it to rash guard next time he's in IL). Zach's spoon and beer will carry over to next year. Got it? If not, hire a lawman. Cal might be of help. He got a c- in contracts first semester. PG who is your team? Cal? Madddddddddddddddddddd? Now I have to go. Call me old fashioned, but I drank last night and I need more sleep. I'm tempted to let pig skin gangster back and pea pods back in the hunt for the spoon, so please take this offer before it gets weirder. PICK A TEAM. ANY TEAM. YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. PICK A TEAM ANY TEAM. YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. PICK A TEAM. ANY TEAM. YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.</i> (i picked the vikes! we love you brett!) love, cal The. Plot. Thickens! Chickens! Charles Dickens!

For humor’s sake i will forthwith transpose wwhazz Survival Football Judgment Message for all yals’:

I ran a regression analysis and the probability goes down geometrically for each player left at week 17. Timmers vote and the yahoos at yahoo both awarded the trophy to cal. Also, cal called it. That’s a lot of evidence and evidence is how a true lawman wins a case.

I’m not only the commish, but I’m also a player and in trew scott f./Vince-style I want the spoon by any means possible and this tie loop hole seems like my only option.

MADDitionally, the sponsor, zach, says he aint paying the prize to no triple tie girl dik knot.

I really wish that one of you players, even the girly player, could have simply won this stupid game. Now we have a bush/gore election type of mess on our hands. We need a wise judge to settle this.

I am happy to be that judge. Here is my word:

Each of you pee holes (madd, girl player, cal) picks ONE team. If your team wins the super bowl, you win. If you all lose, you all lose and the skin carries over. If you tie, you all lose and the skin carries over. I don’t think zach will pay the beer or spoon, so I will take over the sponsorship duties for this season and give you an interim spoon and the beer must be camo high life. I’m not paying to ship it though, so you can have it at zach’s wedding. (or zach can give it to rash guard next time he’s in IL). Zach’s spoon and beer will carry over to next year.

Got it? If not, hire a lawman. Cal might be of help. He got a c- in contracts first semester.

PG who is your team?
Cal?
Madddddddddddddddddddd?

Now I have to go. Call me old fashioned, but I drank last night and I need more sleep. I’m tempted to let pig skin gangster back and pea pods back in the hunt for the spoon, so please take this offer before it gets weirder.

PICK A TEAM. ANY TEAM. YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. PICK A TEAM ANY TEAM. YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL. PICK A TEAM. ANY TEAM. YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.

(i picked the vikes! we love you brett!)

love,

cal

]]> By: maddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55922 maddddddddddddd Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:00:28 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55922 it's technically a new millenium. nineteens, two thousands, twankies. bitches. it’s technically a new millenium. nineteens, two thousands, twankies. bitches.

]]> By: maddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55921 maddddddddddddd Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:59:26 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55921 i went to scotts in walnut creek. lots of fancy pants people. live piano and sax. then home for moet and love making. fuck the two thousands. enter the twankies. twanky ten if ur nasty. i went to scotts in walnut creek. lots of fancy pants people. live piano and sax. then home for moet and love making. fuck the two thousands. enter the twankies. twanky ten if ur nasty.

]]> By: whazzmaster http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55918 whazzmaster Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:52:03 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55918 Maybe I need to threaten to take all my money to UW Credit Union (I was going to do it anyways). Anyhooo-- what is everyone doing for new year's? We're about to hop a cab to lawman's for his annual shindig. Unfortunately, since spacebee works at 7am tomorrow we won't be able to stay around and trash the place. If Taco John's was still open (CURSES~!) they'd be getting our business around 1am. Instead: Greenbush Bakery. Maybe I need to threaten to take all my money to UW Credit Union (I was going to do it anyways).

Anyhooo– what is everyone doing for new year’s? We’re about to hop a cab to lawman’s for his annual shindig. Unfortunately, since spacebee works at 7am tomorrow we won’t be able to stay around and trash the place. If Taco John’s was still open (CURSES~!) they’d be getting our business around 1am. Instead: Greenbush Bakery.

]]> By: maddddddddddddd http://www.whazzmaster.com/2009/12/28/thank-you-jay/#comment-55917 maddddddddddddd Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:57:38 +0000 http://whazzmaster.com/?p=1088#comment-55917 shouldn't it be called a "disloyalty fee"? fucking IDIOTS)^@#&)(&#^!)&(!#^*()_!^# shouldn’t it be called a “disloyalty fee”?

fucking IDIOTS)^@#&)(&#^!)&(!#^*()_!^#

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