I’m in a Rhinelander motel right now, watching super bowl highlights and drinking continental breakfast coffee. We’ll be in the UP for the week with my family; net access will be sketchy so I hope y’all have a ball.
My thoughts on the SB: love that the saints won and thought calls like the onside kick and 4th-and-1 at the goalline were awesome calls you don’t see often in the super bowl. We listened to the first half on Chicago AM radio and watched the second half at Bucketheads bar in delightful uptown Rhinelander, which was fun as shit.
Get along little doggies.
i’m at school and don’t have my headphones so i havn’t watched this yet but thought it would go nicely with our discussion of TNG!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/giagantor/star-trek-the-sex-generation-10is
wow. impressive compilation. too impressive.
just watched BIG FAN… very good movie. 15-1. easy.
I’m on the same page: yesterday I watched the star trek movie, the one where Data totally does the Borg queen. And I also watched Big Fan. Agreed. Neat little movie. Poor nerd.
Did you know that Big Fan’s writer used to write for the Onion and wrote the Wrestler. Dude loves to write about sports and titty bars.
Whazzmaster Bachelor party Deucey Deuce on the horizon.
I’m fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrd, so A-Penny is on the mic. So far there have been discussions of the UP or BIiowa river boat war lording.
I’m also breaking out in a weird rash… I think it’s vegas fever.
Er, hello there. My name is cal. Disregard my fake mustache. Pour me a steam beer. Would you like to hear a poem? Ok, then.
Young Jim went out onto a limb
That was the end of
him
WM FUCKED MY SPACING, KILLED MY SIGHT POEM MIXTAPESJIUISSUIOGYSDIUOEDGHUIOEDGD$%^&TTTTTTDGVU
SPACING FEDDDDDDD it all up
Move him under the limb and you get a visual orgy ensues. Tort!
Is our cal moonlighting as”Milton cal” over in the comments at mlb secrets?
A judge with a sense of humor: he gives Gary Coleman 31 and 1/2 days in jail.
An extra half day HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/02/gary-coleman-guilty-plea-suspended-sentence.html
T or F: cal thinks he can use the law to bring Michael Jackson back to life
A: T
T or F: Cal is Milton Cal
A:
Stupid Brewers are putting up a statue of Bud Selig:
http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brewers/83848812.html#comments
My three favorite comments:
ppaczesny – Are they going to melt down one of the used cars from his dealership to make the statue?
MarathonMan – Boooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Fly Fisherman – [...] But, PLEASE I can’t imagine taking a child to view a statue with same emotion, reverence or respect that the Aaron or Yount statue evokes.
I recommend a recreation of one of these photos:
1. The world famous all star game shrug:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/toplists/top_10_allstar_game_moments/top_10_allstar_game_moments.html
2. The nose pick:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bud-selig.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bigheaddc.com/category/shocking/page/2/&usg=__t9-E340LJS13DsFzIrR3SZQg0yM=&h=620&w=614&sz=44&hl=en&start=24&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=4_juyABDeSF1UM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbud%2Bselig%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1
3. This sweet Hulkster pose:
http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/archives/2009/02/say-what.html
Is recreation a word for creating or is it just recreation, like a good time?
i was so happy when that gun came out…
Bud Selig statue
I just read that in the paper and came here specifiCALly to make point that out. A statue. Of Bud Selig. Arch Nemisis of the MN Twins ever since he tried to kill them in 2001. A statue of baseball’s greatest monster!
Are you or are you not Milton Cal!?!?!?!?!?
i am not “milton cal.” i try not to think about baseball in the off season. bud selig. jaflkjdaf;djaflkdjaflkjaf;ja
Fire at Will.
YOU JUST KILLED RIKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Search for RedLetterMedia on YouTube and watch his star trek reviews. Pretty good stuff. Also, his Star Wars Phantom Menace review is 7 parts (70 minutes). Incredible.
UP is good, had gun skiing yesterday with no falldowns, no injury, and chicken tacos for dinner.
How’s my dumb old cat?
I didn’t have a gun, it was fun.
What cat?
Recall that.
I meant to say hissy and kunty.
recall that:
hissy and kunty but well fed and poopin in a clean shit box
i found the solution to america’s economic whoas [sic] WHOAS. WHOA. we are broke.
the solution: free shipping and no sales tax.
i could not help myself. i wasn’t spending money, i was SAVING TAXES! wii + 10 games + 4 controllers with nunchucks and motion plus and rechargeable batteries and a balance board and a drum set and a guitar and microphone, and a mac mini 2.53 G hurts with the baller hard drive, wireless keyboard/mouse/remote, and a couple iphone 3gssess.
i need to stop.
you know i roll DVI->HDMI. $19.99…. NO TAX)@^(&!)#(&^
GIVE ME 23897562193861897367902130796623079 of them.
i’m shaun white!! the world is my stage!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeii
i’m still in heated email exchange with petsmart over the correct door installation on the n2n crate…
to build a case i searched google images for “n2n”… turns out n2n is a brand used by multiple industries.
cal, i recommend the eros model… it’s not the biggest model, but everything you have should fit fine.
the best in men’s thongs. call up cal’s boutique, ask for janice. the number is (718) 498-1043. that’s cal’s boutique, and they’re in brooklyn.
cal, did you play heavy d – now that we’ve found love at that wedding?
overweight lover?
I bet he did but he’s embarrassed now. His mind was spinning on Shirley Temples and cosmos, and it hit him: this is my jam, this is my jam, THIS IS MY JAM.
And it was.
oh snap. loving google chromes javascript engine for running my craps simulator. what used to take many many minutes now takes a second.
i’m thinking about adding statefulness to it so you can set rules to change the state and other rules will act on the current state…. like “when i’m running hot, bet huge” and parameters would let you define and adjust what actions lead to becoming “running hot” and how much is “huge” relative to your bankroll, initial bet, last bet, biggest bet, etc.
next time the dice are out, pay attention to why you’re making the choices you are and let me know…. i’ll add them to the simulator.
WE CAN BEAT THIS GAME.
hmmmm…. maybe feature #1 should be let the user bet on something other than the field…
WATCH YOUR DICKS!#%(*^!#%
I’m working on the riddle.
Discovery: Channel 3 shows the exact same STNG as WGN immediately after the WGN version goes off the air.
The double episode comes in handy when there is poker to be played: 15 out of 92.
Tourney is that crazy $1 unlimited rebuys for an hour. It started with 2190 and a billion rebuys and add ons.
time check…. why doesnt this website have a current time on it?
praying mantis showing 2D light tracking
one day perhaps a caged creature room including turtles, frogs, cuttlefish, and a den of mantids.
oh… world of dvr…. the pleasures lost through careless trampling… changing channels… sequentially? why? cause that’s how you do it.
today, i turn on my tv and jerry springer is still making shows.
2 angry urban dog women.
1 calm urban dog man.
1st woman talking down to man: “we are to-geth-errrr”
excited 2nd woman’s knockout to 1st woman: “y’all WAS together!”
* fight *
oh tv… the things you did to exploit a world of sequential channel changers. the things that will be lost.
america. * tear *
more mantis news
No DVR in A2K. Plus, I still watch tv by clicking, clicking. clicking up and down. New fangled digital cable that takes time to load between clicks pisses me off.
I really like clicking up and down the channels on my xm radio too. I’m a big fan of random. Half the time I don’t know what I want.
I can complete my whole hour commute with a xm run from 1-150.
Also, big fan of mantisiz. You can buy them from garden stores to patrol your shit. They will kill bad bugs. If I ever have a garden, I’m buying a bunch. They can be outdoor pets.
I’m also going to get a humming bird feeder.
yar was back last night… but worf was all pussy like “make love, not war” cal bullshit, and yar was all, “i’m not yar”….
fucking cocktease.
couldn’t even get it up.
tacheon pulse network? PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Nice to be back in Madison for a weekend with nothin to do– except we went to the Wisconsin/Indiana basketball game yesterday. Puss blown out, talkin shit. Had a late night darts game/mega-drink at Monday’s. Today we went to the Pres House to meet a wedding coordinator and then moseyed up state street and had a jamba juice (i was hoping for irish pub though). Gotta get TNG on the Tivo for sheezy.
Did you ever watch the TNG reviews I talked about last week? C’mon!
now that we’ve found love what are we gonna do? HEAVY D! Boooooooooooooooooooo ya! Heyyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hey yaaaaa whooo hooo
hey mp whatcha reading now? Do tell…
Howard Zinn’s People’s History of the United States
I didn’t read it last time because it involved opening a new window and searching. Today I gave it 20 seconds and quit.
Der der der der der. this is the 6785th 90th worst film ever made. It is inexplicable that the federation der der der.
He makes a lot of valid points, though!
LET’S EAT GRANDPA!
this thing work?