In my natural habitat
Business has surely picked up in the last three weeks and it’ll continue to gain steam right up until August 28th. We’ve hit the home stretch in our current release development at work, while at the same time I’m prepping for a presentation to 400 engineers in San Francisco in early May. I’m pretty nervous about the latter, but with my code complete deadlines I haven’t had as much time as I’d like to prepare and rehearse.
Wwhazz keeps wanting to show me spawning muskies but I’m trying to fit it in with the gym, work, wedding planning, and playing Morning Golf with Lawman. Morning Golf is a time-honored tradition where you golf at the crack of dawn and then scamper into work relatively on time.
I want to remind you folks that Joe’s Casino is always open, and that they honor Mystique and Diamond Jo’s player cards. Fuck it: let’s just go to Mystiquewho’swithmeamIrtieamIrite?
As I mentioned before I’ll be out in the Bay Area May 1st through the 8th– HOLLLAR at a player when you seem ‘im in the streets, trick. In the meantime I’ll be watching the Brewers rotation either (a) work the kinks out or (b) flush the whole fuckin season down the toilet.
I’m hoping for (a).
CASEY MCGEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i’m going to take full responsibility for zaun’s last 4 at bats… 0 for 21… threaten to kill him… 4 for 4.
LUDA! ricky icky icky icky….. ricky icky icky icky icky…. WEEKS! ricky icky icky icky…. ricky icky icky icky icky
Good job, krew. RALLY RABBIT!
what’s that say on your monitor? “Muslim greg is homo”?
I just made my own web browser as a Cocoa app on a mac. It was REDiculously easy. Embassingly easy. I’m posting this from it.
fart-ting out a mel-o-dee, frommmm-myyy butt.
can you implement your own javascript engine or anything like that? or is it just plugging in the webkit architecture and linking your applications address box and back and home buttons? i’d rather make an entire new program with a super limited markup language set and scripting language. not html, not css, not javascript… wipe them all, and start fresh with a focus on minimization.
TNG DVR UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. (Schisms) RIKER IS TIRED. DATA BORES EVERYONE WITH BAD POETRY! WORF HATES HAIRCUTS, DATA’S CHRONOMETER IS OFF BY 1 HOUR AND 19 MINUTES! SUBSPACE ANOMALY IN CARGO BAY FOUR! HALP! ATTACH THIS SPACE JUNK TO RIKER’S ARM– HE’S GONE FROM THE SHIP! INSECT ALIENS! CLOSE THE RIFT!
2. (Realm of Fear) WTF HAPPENED TO THAT SHIP?! BARCLAY HATES TRANSPORTERS! TROI: FFS BARCLAY JUST GET THE FUCK IN THERE! WOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMS! BARCLAY’S NUTS, HALP! ENGINEERING DONE BLOWED UP… BARCLAY’S OUT! … … … WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMSSS!
You just drop in a webkit object and wire up the text box for the url and back and forward buttons.
but then can you alter the webkit object to have custom code to render certain HTML objects, or put in your own javascript extensions (probably not allowed because it would make enabling cross site scripting super easy, and that pisses enough people off)… but really, the user chose to run the program, so buyer beware.
CAL, BEWARE*()!&#%*()&!#^
i got served picard as a kid… whoopie as a kid has eyebrows……….. MYSTIFYING.
wil wheaton was just on the nerd show on cbs… they were bowling against wil, so they named their team “the wesley crushers”… there was a fight over enunciation… “the WESLEY crushers” or “the wesley CRUSHERS”.
i’m coding a reporting framework to deal with any possible 3rd party credit card processing fee schedule. somehow i became an accountant. :/
i’m the easter bunny’s twin brother…. Daryl.
I’m the easter bunny’s other brother… Daryl.
>> but then can you alter the webkit object to have custom code to render certain HTML objects
Nope– they purposefully don’t allow that stuff. If you want a custom HTML rendering engine you gotta do it yourself.
Control/Alt/Delete should get you out of most jams.
newhart jokes are hard to find.
glad you got that one
Ctrl-Alt-Del don’t work on macs, homey. Lose the swords.
ugggg…. fistful of datas…. “something goes awry on the holodeck”…. executive producer: rick berman.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
i already thought it was a newhart nod when ATHF did it.
remember daryl peterson? what happened to that guy? probably one of the worlds last daryls. newhart ruined it.
what is the most impressive project that has used the webkit plugin object to do anything useful? it just seems like it’s a toy for lazy developers or hardcore theme artists, but generally i’d think theme artists like shit even higher level than that so they can just put all their images in a directory and be done.
hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.hate.
HOLE. LEE. SHIT.
gilette has a new razor coming out.
fuck everything, 6 blades????????!?!?!?!?
released on june 6th….. 6/6…… 6! 6!
6 blades! i’m buying that for sure. three was better than two, four was better than three. FIVE was better than four. SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX SIX!
pffffffffffft, i only count 5 blades.
dick move, gillette. 6/6 and only 5 blades?!% PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT)&@!#^
here is how FUCKING RETARDED charter communications is…
first they set us up with a VOIP land line that has the same number as the university hospital, so i get calls from sick people all day….
then today charter calls me, and asks for someone else…. I GET MY PHONE SERVICE FROM YOU, AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHO OWNS THE NUMBERS YOU’RE DIALING WHEN YOU GIVE OUT THE NUMBERS?#!*^&#^)(&!)#(%*
HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS STUPID?!#^()&
FUCK EVERYTHING.
therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ONCE was a DOG… and HIS name was QUINCE…. and ONE time he said to me HOLLLLLLLLARIT(*#!^%!*(#%)*&!#%
favorite company? charter communications.
I was there. I saw him him do it.
A TALKING DOG! DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW RARE THAT IS?! CAL! CLA!
very rare
I love it when MFers advertise “Local Pick Up Offered” on their air hockey tables. Wow, really? I can come to you and pick up the item I purchased. You really gonna sweeten the deal by offering me the honor of coming to your location halfway across the county to pick up a 400lb machine?
SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD OLD OLD OLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This machine is a gem: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140394204740&rvr_id=&crlp=1_263602_263622&UA=WXF%3F&GUID=aa34078b1260a0b584252f95ffec0384&itemid=140394204740&ff4=263602_263622
Why are all the air hockey tables in Pennsylvania? Did some Dutchman corner the market?
so shiney: no air required. mother fuckers just GLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIde.
i’m pretty sure i could build you a surface that played the same as the dynamo tables, with metal siderails and goal cutouts, with manual bead scoring and mesh goal nets for under $500.
that could sit on top of a pool table where you can take the rail off.
then i could build a craps surface as well, but that would probably cost more… those curved rails are a bitch… make me get router bits… shit ain’t cheap.
maybe under $200
they don’t understand the response necessary from rail…. that wood is jacked, but the rest seems to workleaf blower is way overkill, looks like they forked the blower and were only using a portion. too noisy. with a grid of small blowers i could make it near silent, but that is also overkill because all the damn puck sliding is already noisy
18 fans at $10 a piece. power supply/wiring $100, maybe way less. 4×8′ surface $50. plastic / sealant / tape $20. metal rail: wild card…………….. drill a bunch of holes… maybe dadoe fo sho.
getting up to the used prices but shit would be 100% to specs and no shipping.
console table news: schwepps tonic: ok. rose’s lime: not ok.
also: many 8×10 chunks of woods which have been screen printed have arrived… one of them says “fournier”… appropriate.
also: i don’t own a tophat, and i’m drinking more captain than whiskey()@#&)(!&#_(*#!%
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HOW ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOOL, CAL@()#^&!#^()
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a whazz hacker might find a treat in that last post. a delicious treat.
14 vs dealer 7?
if you go leaf blower style, you can do it under $150 easy.
that one for $1,000 was worth every penny though… cleeeeeeeeeeeeean. door to door no tax and that is fair price.
shaved today with an electric clippers… i left the chin goat but added the pure stache, and then shaved my head like chuck liddell but a little more faded and taking off the back of the hawk top dome. pretty much just to go as goofy as i could to get a reaction from rach… but now she smiles every time she looks, so i think i should keep it, but it’s far too ridiculous…….. but i used to have a kane red afro and cheetah spots…….. it’s pretty gangster in how bad it is.)(%!&)(&#%^)(&!#^)(&#!^(*)_%~_(~_(*
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Someday I’m going to rob the madd scientist of 8k, run off to a casino, and place a 2k double down on the hard 14 (dealer showing 7)…
20! HOLLLARIT! PAY ME!!!!
Turning heads, MFers! Turning heads!
I think cal graduated last night.
I like the pioneer spirit behind the table, but I gotta go dynamo. Bullseye games on the east side, noon, see u there.
I’ll scope the 99 scene too.
My new air hockey league will be based around four major tournaments, one for each season. I’ll announce them early.
If I ever get a golden tee, my preference is the cocktail table.
Here is something that pisses me off daily.
One of cal’s “pals” collected $600 for fantasy football last year. $300 went to the regular season winner. $300 went to the playoff winner.
Timmer won both… dude took the money and ran. Do you think cal owes timmer 6 folds? Greg?
Cinderella story, timmer takes down both prizes.
I remember lynn told him that he couldn’t play anymore because he never wins any money… she was right again.
MICHAEL BISPING IS FAKING THE ACCENT@)$&^!)(#^&)@($*^ I HAVE PROOFF)(&T)&T$@)T*&@#$!)(#*
COUNSELL?!?!? SALAMI?!?!?!?!
pokerstars raped me with one final bad beat…
turns out 200 count mini chip set meant “MINI CHIP set”, and not “mini CHIP SET”…
the chips are all the size of nickles…..
JOW RIGGED JOKE)(!^&#
up 10-0 and letting it get to 10-7 was hard on my fury organ.
i love cbs’s horrid show strikeforce. like a mcrib sandwich with cheese. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?#!%(&)
such a lack of organization and what happens? big brawl on air live. GENIOUS.
*unscheduled big brawl on air live
Smart cars are getting smarter.
Dumb cars are, incredibly, also getting smarter
The brewers hurt my head to think about these days– the pitching, from starters to relievers to setup to closers, look like fucking JUNK. I am taking a small respite from the games to keep my fury organ from exploding
Had a flying squirrel an’ let him go.
I was reading about morels and other things you can forage for in WI when I came across this nugget:
“Up to 600 minnows may be taken and possessed without a fishing license or bait dealers license.”
Hot damn!!!
hoffman looked like a genius the first 2 games… then he started throwing curve balls when he used to throw the high heat, and fuckers started teeing up.
TH: THROW THE HIGH HEAT)*(&@%#)&*!%#
What’s Turnbow up to these days? Think we can pull him off his part-time position at the sausage stand and get him back to throwing heat? Gagne? Coco? ALWAYS BE CLOSING!
favorite part of CBS StrikeForce: the very first sentence of fight commentary included the phrase, “on the set of NCIS”
could they more blatantly attack the credibility of MMA?
i guess CBS just got my EPIC BURN NOTICE!
BOOM. cal sucks
MINI CHIP set)(!&#%)(!&#%)*(&!#%
surprisingly, dumb cals are staying dumb.
SMART!
Shuffle up and deal!
I google imaged that mini set. Looks pretty cool http://cgi.ebay.com/PokerStars-Mini-Chip-Set-NEW-w-deck-cards-200-chips-/120557133693?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c11c3df7d
$57????
it’s worth the $57… probably about what i paid in points for it… nice cards, comes with dealer button, nice case with very strong magnet lock… very good quality chips, they are just TINY. i’ll go so far as saying unusable.
i’ll sell it to you for $47, local pick-up offered.
joe’s can use them for markers and promotional chips.
just built my own office desk… typing this from it now. give me a hammer, power drill, power saw, and a dremel with all the attachments and i can build anything.
once i get a house = OH SNAP.
also the USB drive chip was a lot bigger than i thought it would be….
the laptop bag is very nice save for the small “PokerStars” flap, but i think i can cut it off or black it out.
cliff diving + drunk chick in bikini (fullys)
whazzmaster.com: hard on my fury organ
golden tee 2010. $3000. NO RESERVE!!!
thanks a lot ASSHOLE!!!
Guru RIP
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/20/rapper.guru.dies/
She busts out the Jeff Hardy suicide guns before the jump.
RIP you
my itunes deduper program renamed my gang starr to gangstar… but i finally found it and lit up the neighborhood with a tribute.
DJ Premier = not a premier DJ.
Look very closely at the pitcher
i hope “take someone deep” means something different in their neighborhood.
CAL@(*^&)!#^&( PAY TIMMER HIS MONEY, you FUCK^&)#*@
$100k ON THE FINGER TO HAVE SOMEONE TELL YOU TO MEMORIZE A BOOK, AND YOU CAN’T AFFORD 6 FOLDS()&#^!)(#^&)
bring me the head of cal
deliver it to wi dells
hip hop community: i bring to you tha freshness. when your multimedia view screen is over 100″, then it’s TRUBS.
20″ rims: DUBS.
100″ screen: TRUBS. 3 digits, yo. in inches.
Burn Notice is one hell of a great tv series, i love spy movies and tv series like this one.,;.
rad