Nude Post, Bendyworks Edition

Today I started coworking in downtown Madison at Bendyworks.  I’ll be working here 4-5 days a week and splitting the difference at home or over at Alandovos’ place.  I’m primarily doing this because I felt I wasn’t able to focus lately at home and I’m scared that after Teh Baby arrives I literally won’t get any work done.  Coupled with the fact that I recently took on a ton more work for our next project left me uneasy about my ability to neatly compartmentalize my work time from my home life, and here we are.

I now have a commute (roughly 30 minutes by bus), but I also have the wealth of downtown eateries at my disposal.  Horse apiece? Intuit has a commute subsidy that I signed up for today which should cover 100% of my monthly bus pass costs, and of course during the summer I it’s easily bike-able.  I suppose I’ll see how it works out.  I’m month-to-month so I’m not locked for a year or anything, but if today is any indication I think I’m gonna like it here.

197 thoughts on Nude Post, Bendyworks Edition

  1. wwwhzzzz

    I’m in a game on that daily fantasy site:

    TAS 1 114.87 160 BB
    Pal 2 114.74 120 BB
    killab2482 3 113.57 100 BB
    freddyfredd 4 111.27 80 BB
    Plecos4sale 5 111.19 60 BB
    Ben Pritchett 6 110.07 40 BB
    dxladner 7 109.94 36 BB
    Pcolonmerlo 8 109.49 32 BB
    boomboom 9 107.97 28 BB

  2. wwwhzzzz

    That is hard to read, but pal is in 2nd with 114.74 points and dude in first has 114.87.

    First is $160 and second is $120, but the big thing is the winner gets a ticket to a 50-man tournament where 50th place is $100 and 1st is 20K.

    HOLELWLWPHDHJHJD

  3. wwwhzzzz

    20,000

  4. wwwhzzzz

    Shit, 3rd.

  5. wwwhzzzz

    That last Bronco TD ticked two points off my score because I had ATL defense…

    I lost by 2 points.

  6. wwwhzzzz

    I’m not sure any of that made any sense… I’m frazzled.

  7. cal

    1. I worked my way through that nude post eager to say bike bike bike! but then you said you would be biking in the summer. god bless you.

    2. madd i am also eager to learn of your mathy things via your link in previous post. but not now i’m tired. but tomorrow. in return for your good will i present you with something i read in law school that is dear to my heart. it is equal on boring scale as your math. but it is also great.

    as you may or may not know in law school is you don’t read text books summarizing the shit – you just read the shit. and then later you do read text books summarizing the shit so you dont have to read the actual shit but you are jaded by then. but in the beginning you are not and you just have at it. ilawman and peapods and the dozens of other goddam whazz lawyers will be sure to have an opinion on this framework… as no doubt they have an opinion on the following.

    this is a case called Palsgraf v. Long island railroad that every damn law student ever has to read. poor helen palsgraf is standing at the end of a railroad station when there is an explosion and she and gets banged on the head by a giant scale. can she sue? the opinion is written by benjamin cardozo and is considered one of the greatest legal opinions ever written. there is a dissent by andrews that is equally famous. so there you go.

    http://www.courts.state.ny.us/history/cases/palsgraf_lirr.htm

  8. cal

    *typos* i’m frazzled.

  9. madddddddddddddd

    by “end” of railroad station…. is she on the line of the border of the property? over the line? within the line? was it a private rail line or a public line?

    i’d imagine in the glorious wild west america of yesteryore, she would be entitled… but in the social communist caltopia of tomorrow, she would be up shit creek.

    #PROGRESSIVE

  10. madddddddddddddd

    my “mathy” things were more “computery” things… but it all revolves around representing numbers. most people only understand base 10, and can’t imagine a computer would do it any different, but in reality base 10 is stoopid and arbitrary. every number is unique.

  11. peapods

    Sometimes I still get sad when I think of Old Lady Palsgraf. Poor girl.

    Welcome downtown, Moneywhazz! You are just inches away from us. Can you see the lake from your building? Is it pretty inside? Will you go downstairs to Madison’s after work and drink and dance to the local talent like in Ally McBeal?

  12. madddddddddddddd

    what was the buy in on that daily fantasy site? so you won $100… and last pay spot was $28, so i’m guessing $25? $20?

    i like betting on a shuffled deck rather than on humans trying to make a living who could be compelled with money to screw me.

  13. cal

    rereading that case now it’s pretty boring. maybe it only seemed interesting with respect to the rest of the boring stuff? maybe i’ll think of something else. annyyyyyyyywayyyyyyyy base 10!

  14. madddddddddddddd

    i just read it… a bunch of idiots trying to relate the case to old cases rather than make a judgement based on nothing but the situation and common sense.

    if a private train station didn’t allow passengers to attempt to enter moving trains, or didn’t assist those that do, or scanned packages for explosives, or simply posted signs that forbade explosives, then the plaintiff wouldn’t have been injured.

    let anyone do anything they want, and no one is liable except the victims.

    #AMERICA

  15. madddddddddddddd

    *TRAIN)(&*!%#)&*!#%*(&)!#%FRAZZZ(*Z(*Z&&*(Z&(*Z&*(Z&*(&*(Z(&**(&Z*(&Z&*)Z

  16. madddddddddddddd

    did old lady palsgraf try going after the d00d with the explosives directly?

    so basically, considering concealed carry laws, what if a bouncer overzealously patted someone down and discharged the gun and someone died. no one is liable?

    old lady america is broken.

    #FIRE

  17. madddddddddddddd

    i haven’t ripped in 4 days. all 4 shoulder has hurt like WHOA. last 2 days been poppin advil/advilPM like WHOA. i had just figured out a new dimension to squirt that rock out faster than ever. i don’t think my body likes it. i guess i’ll have to find a better way… but now that i know a way that works even if it breaks me, it might be hard to ignore that if i need to HEATHEATHEAT one.

    i like most pitching books… they pretty much say that there is no right way other than doing what works for you and keeps you injury free. sort of like poker. stupid to try to learn it from reading. everything is relative to you personally. #MORON

  18. madddddddddddddd

    all of the people behind full tilt are getting bill fristed in the ass….

    howard lederer and chris ferguson both have like $50M judgements against them… feds raided and took their $10M vegas homes… but i guess they each have like 6 others…. pretty soon feds will take them all.

    great work america. that place was total jow rigged joke. die slow.

    annie duke is uggofuggo. let them all starve. light them on fire. #BILLFRIST

  19. madddddddddddddd

    america: create something new and wait for someone else to copy it… don’t worry, you just need a few million to acquire and defend a patent. what? you didn’t make a million yet because we copied it already? BOOM. america. create something that the majority of people want, but the 1% in control don’t want people to have? BOOM. america.

    #FUCKEVERYTHING

  20. madddddddddddddd

    more and more i think i need to build a mound in my backyard. (BTW, thanks cal… now i can’t look at the work backyard without reading “backy” first. YOU BROKE MY BRAIN ASSHOLE(*&!#%&()*#!%)

    anyways, without looking it up…. how much clay do you think you need to build a regulation mound? like, how many pounds worth?

    GUESS.

  21. madddddddddddddd

    *WORD)(&#@^!)#*(^

  22. madddddddddddddd

    even rach-o always says “backy”ard now. your st00pid sister is a VIRUS*)&(@#^)*(!#^

  23. madddddddddddddd

    byron anDURRRRRRsen just said that the pirates (down 0-6) were “threatening”.

    i heard a rumor that his contract was up at the end of the year and my smile almost ripped my face in half.

    #realtalk

  24. madddddddddddddd

    my brain asshole, asshole, grandma)*(&!#%^)&*(!^#(*&^)*(!#^

  25. madddddddddddddd

    hey peapods, what is your shorty up to lately? can she fart the star spangled banner?

    fun fact: my wife uses cloth diapers on our dog

  26. wwwhzzzz

    That is a true fact.

  27. madddddddddddddd

    a FUN AS SHIT true fact.

    1 in 1s. let that asshole breathe.

  28. wwwhzzzz

    There once was a DOG and his name was QUINCE and one time he said HOLLLAIRT!

    One time Quince at the tie of a dead man!

    One time Quince’s grandpa burned him with hot grease!

    One time Quince’s dad almost killed him with a baseball!

    One time Quince pooped in his diaper!

    HOLLLAIRT

  29. wwwhzzzz

    Playing poker is the fastest way to learn poker.

    Books are ok.

  30. wwwhzzzz

    But what works personally is the key to poker. You are 100% right.

    For me, I’m a book reader, so books help. I stare at the dumb words long and slow. TJ’s book gave me a good base, for me. My natural poker state is tite butthole: fold, fold, fold.

    All that fold, fold, fold mixed with 10,000 games on pokerroom built me into who I am. Other books, like Helmuth’s served as a good intro to the game. Other books, like all the Sklansky books and Harrington on poker, were fucking worthless to me.

  31. wwwhzzzz

    I am delighted that all those poker guys are getting hosed. ESPN’s presentation of poker was as fake as WWE. Shitty myth building. There are no magic tells and superstar dudes. Evidence: look at the WPT these days and World Series… it’s all goofy Eastern Euro 21 year olds. It’s just a game of demolition derby crashing piles of chips into each other.

    All the “superstars” just leached off the sponsorship money and took incredible lines of credit to freeroll all day.

  32. wwwhzzzz

    That daily game I was in was a freeroll. They put on a $1000 freeroll with a seat in the biggest tournament of the year. It had like 500-some players. They did it to apologize for techniCAL issues earlier in the week.

    So there was a ton of luck involved, a little strategy.

  33. wwwhzzzz

    I’m home with a sick kid, folks. I’ll be here all day.

  34. wwwhzzzz

    Daily fantasy is really hard.

    Like poker, it’s about game selection. And also: knowing your game.

    Heads up and solos are different than 50/50′s and tournaments.

    No stack and single entry tournaments are different than multi entry tournaments.

    I deposited $50 and I got $40 in referral money. My account is at $137 right now. That took a lot of work and luck. I doubt there are many winning players in this game. But it is interesting and fun. And I think I am getting the hang of it. It’s better to view it as dog or horse racing and make a pile of bets and hope one works out. It takes money to make money in this game.

  35. madddddddddddddd

    i read every poker book out there… almost all of them i would immediately see fault with… they would make an assumption and then declare THE valid strategy… but declaring that strategy as THE valid play invalidates the assumption. i agree sklansky is generally worthless, but at least he spent an entire book (theory of poker) on that idea…. even if it does serve to teach nothing other than you don’t really know anything.

    the smallest book is also the best: winning low limit hold’em by lee jones

    i didn’t learn anything from that either, but it basically sums up my game… that’s how you win. i read it basically agreeing with everything it said.

  36. wwwhzzzz

    Cal has not answered his phone since Brian killed him in fantasy. I’m worried.

  37. wwwhzzzz

    Yes, that is a good, good book. You turned me on to it. I would never survive limit without it.

    I think a dirty bum who can survive low limit and constantly win is more skilled than a kid who wins a tournament.

  38. madddddddddddddd

    quince never pooped in a diaper. did he??? he hasn’t even worn his cloth dick wrap for a long time… i think i hid it… i don’t even remember where. i am way anti-dog-diaper. just train the fucker. fence in the backYard makes things easy… just shut him outside for large parts of the day.

  39. wwwhzzzz

    Constantly or consistently.

  40. wwwhzzzz

    The pooped diaper is conjecture. The rest is way true.

  41. madddddddddddddd

    that lee jones book is in 3rd edition now, and it says it’s 288 pages…. sounds like it’s getting bloated.

    i don’t know where my poker books are… i think i left them all with the kriftopumpkin. i don’t know where any of my books are. i think i had to ditch them along the way of my gypsy life. one of my only books left is a copy of mcteague that cal gave me.

  42. madddddddddddddd

    maybe they were all in a storage locker in minnesota and got tossed… no clue. i had a shit ton of books, now almost none. all the same. A2K is getting dominated.

  43. madddddddddddddd

    cal, are you sad that you lost? did you stay home from mopping the courthouse to cry?

  44. madddddddddddddd

    i’ve diagnosed myself with bicep tendonitis and prescribed a treatment plan. doctors are for chumps.

  45. madddddddddddddd

    i think i should build an icebath next to my mound.

    HOW MANY POUNDS OF CLAY DO I NEED?

    do the math.

  46. madddddddddddddd

    maybe it’s tricep tendonitis… maybe it’s tommy john. who cares. prescription = eat ibuprofen until it doesn’t hurt.

    #THANKSDOC

  47. madddddddddddddd

    anyone who has me on their fantasy team should bench me for a week… or sucker that fool cal into a trade.

  48. wwwhzzzz

    I got cal on mine. I think timmer has you.

  49. madddddddddddddd

    that bitch at “angieslist.com” really pisses me off. first off, you craig biting bitch, no one cares. second… how dare you trademark “reviews you can trust”. no one else that provides review services can claim they can be trusted? that is entirely you’re trade? that is the mark solely of you? how about you bitchmark this: FUCK OFF.

    i spend my days on angieslist finding bad reviews and then submitting shining positive reviews for the same services.

    TRUST THAT, BITCH.

    #CRAIG4LIFE

  50. madddddddddddddd

    *YOUR()*&!#%&)*(!%#)*(&!#^)*(!#^

  51. madddddddddddddd

    my favorite part about craigslist is it is equally churches organizing thrift sales of baby clothes and homos organizing suck orgies and diuretic trades.

    angie sucks at everything EXCEPT dick.

    fuck angieslist.

  52. wwwhzzzz

    Accept dick, bro.

  53. madddddddddddddd

    wausau about to get…… not sure. we just had the cell come through the cleeze and it’s like raining ash, but it’s not snow and not hail…. very ominous and weird.

    i’m sure you’ll get a little wet.

    #MOIST

  54. madddddddddddddd

    gomez just stole a base and rach-o said “go go gomez” then the HWK said “go go go go go go go go go”

    #babies

  55. madddddddddddddd

    BS call when gomez steals 3rd and the HWK said “JOW RIGGED JOKE!#)%(*&!#%)(&!#”

    she even said all the characters…. “exclamation pound or hash right-paren percent left-paren asterisk ampersand exclamation pound or hash percent right-paren left-paren ampersand exclamation pound or hash”

  56. madddddddddddddd

    how are the manhattans coming, cal?

  57. madddddddddddddd

    after the same ref blows another way more obvious call at 3rd, the HWK said “FUCK BASEBALL, I QUIT”

    i need some parenting advice… should i scold her for cursing?

  58. madddddddddddddd

    man. ibuf wore off… and i’m drunk as shit. adding marchino cherries to the manhattans tonight. just filled my 3rd giant rails glass… last few nights i’ve left the 3rd completely full and left it in the fridge to start the next night. that will probably happen again… i have shit to do.

    my new pitch involved a rapid bicep contraction that had to be countered with throwing my shoulder out and my shoulder down. high 60s. adding gravity to my equation would add a ton. fun fact: mounds used to be 15″ in the majors but the HEAT was too HOT. get that shit down to 10.5″. CAL how much clay do i NEED. in pounds. round to the nearest pound. GUESS. HOW I AM GOING TO MAKE ENOUGH ICE?!(#&%)(*!&#%)(&!#%)*(&!#%^

  59. wwwhzzzz

    Cal, answer the GD question about the clay already. And if you google, you are a dead man.

    I’m a little loopy from no sleep last night. Pi pi has a cold. The snot puddles she makes are very GPK.

  60. wwwhzzzz

    Prob got the cold from UW Madison. I let them use her in a language study and now sick.

    After the experiment, they asked what kind of music she listens to with her primary caregiver.

    Eazy-E radio on pandora. Ghetto Boy radio on pandora. And the NASTY BROTHERS!

  61. wwwhzzzz

    Also, NPR.

  62. madddddddddddddd

    about 2 hours ago a large truck like a F-250 or ram super duty sat in the street directly in front of my house…. dead center in the middle of the road on our culdesac facing back towards the main road. the alarm went off for about an hour.

    seeing as this was an obvious attempt to trick me into approaching the car, i loaded enough weapons to defend the alamo and stood guard. 30 minutes into my watch,i had rach-o come down and peek through the window and feed me intel. the neighbor approached them. no gunfire. 20 minutes later the police show up. they spent 30 minutes toying with an obviously drunk 4’9″ mexican and his 2 tiny drunken homies. rach-o was giddy with updates. i found the situation tragic and possibly very quickly dangerous.

    if the car was stolen or the driver was obviously drunk, would you stick it out with your homie for over an hour???? cops are coming, d00d. do you want to be here when they show up? only reason to not run is something valuable is in the car. 20 kilos of cocaine? 40lbs of weed in the tires? if they ran, the cartel would think they were weak and kill them anyways. we have desperate men on our front lawn. if they run, they are going into the woods behind our house. they wont survive the backY. if they try to come in through the back and take hostages……. well, fuck… i WISH a mother fucker would try to come in through the back and take hostages. i got 30 hostages for you right here… and 1 in the chamber.

    anyways, this went on for seriously forever… i think they are still out there waiting for the dog to show up. they already got the driver on a hilarious DUI… he failed like 10 tests in a row, but every time he acted shameful with excuses… fuck that shit… stare at that officer of the law LIKE A MAN. #RESPECTGAME

    rach-o called it off, so i’m barricaded in the trubbbbbbroom waiting for action… once the dog alerts, then they have to run.

  63. madddddddddddddd

    *elbow out, shoulder down

  64. cal

    1) drama in the o klar.

    2) here’s the thing i want to make Manhattans but you said i can’t use makers so i have to abstain. sometimes i drink makers on the rocks. and watch breaking bad. prob do another episode tonight. i am waiting for walt to become the godfather. i hope he kicks his cancer completely and becomes a superhero gangster. i like how science always saves the day. need to take down a mean drug dealer? science! need to restart your Recreational Vehicle? science! don’t want to die of exposure in the dessert? SCIENCE! contrary to pals who say the acting is bad i think the acting is awesome and way better than the wire ever was. the best dude is the DEA agent. and walt of course – malcom’s dad can ACT. and jessie is good too. and the mean mexican drug dealers. you would think they were actually mean mexican drug dealers.

    3) it takes precisely 462 pounds of clay to build a mound so buy that much and build.

  65. madddddddddddddd

    IT’S OVER 17,000 POUNDS.

    this is why i don’t already have a mound.

    drunk mexicans are gone. not sure what happened with them. i swore i heard one of the officers say “we’ll let you go in carson park”… not sure if i heard that right though… might have had something to do with “cars” and “park”. i guess i’ll have to check police report tomorrow.

    how the fuck could that truck get in that position with the alarm going off for an hour??? so sketchy. i was ready to blast.

  66. wwhazz

    Why you siding with the cops, bro? I pick Mexican over cop 100% of the time.

    Those dude’s like to party and have a good time, just like you. Why the decision tree went to hole up with weapons, I’ll never understand. Binary, bro. 10 = invite them in for LORD and whazz. Maybe watch workaholics on trubbbs.

  67. madddddddddddddd

    involve the hater cops who think distributing good time party favors is a life sentence felony and you’ve got desperate people fighting for their lives.

    also, i think the cloth diaper army is out to get me. i am not above “haters get dealt with”. #prepared

  68. wwhazzz

    You wearing a wire, bro?

  69. wwhazzz

    We should set a weekend for Rub a dub uque

  70. wwwhzzzz

    Late to the party news, Belly started watching Girls. I was not interested, but the one where the girl smokes crack at the warehouse party hooked me.

    I think to pretend that Maddddd is the British one, cal is the writer one, and K-car is the uptight one.

    Whoa!

  71. madddddddddddddd

    who is the british one? pics or it didn’t happen.

    i was on girls on day 1… but after about 5 episodes i’m not really sure what i’m watching. not really excited for new episodes

  72. peapods

    The Brit is on the left.

  73. cal

    hahaha k-car IS the uptight one! the reason to watch that show is the boyfriend. not the shaved head boyfriend the other one. he’s awesome.

  74. madddddddddddddd

    is he the one that jerks off while staring you down and talking garbage?

    #BOLD

  75. Wwhazz

    I like all the bfs. I’ll be the virgin. Not the best pick but I want to be included.

  76. Wwhazz

    The jerk off part is on right now.

  77. madddddddddddddd

    DUI
    Case Number: Eau Claire PD 0112019475
    Date: 9/19/2012 9:12 PM
    Location: 4500 BLOCK BRITTANY CT
    Description: TRAFFIC – OMV WHILE INTOXICATED

  78. madddddddddddddd

    the cops had thrown like 15 empty beer cans out of the truck onto my lawn and left them there…

    next time i shoot the cops… i promise.

    it’s breaking bad… has me all loopy… back these fools up against the wall and kids start getting shot. fuck that. i’ll shoot first. then i’ll shoot again. then i’ll shoot 29 more times. +P hollow-points.

    i really need to watch those last 3 episodes so i know how to act.

    the last few days when i sing, the only thing that comes to mind is “WALK IN WITH THE MIND STATE OF A MOBSTER………”

    #WALT

  79. madddddddddddddd

    I keep the 40 CAL on my side
    Steppin with the mindstate of a mobster
    Ya see a nigga pass by
    Tuck your chain in cause he might rob ya
    Got glocks for sale, red tops for sale
    Anything that you need, believe me I’m gon’ lace you Yeah
    Just dont, whatever you do, snitch
    Cause you will get hit, pray, I don’t face you, Yeah

  80. madddddddddddddd

    fun fact: rach-o bought me a “M” blinged out chain that i wore in DT san heezy, and i got ganked for it.

    it was a black man, but i find that as a coincidence and not something that should be used to enforce prejudice. i hope he has fun with it and impresses his friends and family. maybe his name was “marquon” or “moochie”… hopefully it was an “M” name.

  81. madddddddddddddd

    #shouldhavetuckeditin

  82. madddddddddddddd

    yo CAL, when you turned 40 did you tell everyone to call you 40CAL?

    that would have been pretty gangster…. 7 years ago when you turned 40.

  83. madddddddddddddd

    YOU RAT BASTARD!

  84. madddddddddddddd

    why the fuck aren’t we all up in alaska dredging for gold???????

    i can engineer, the wwwwwwwzzzzz’z all have scuba certs… cal can be court jester so he still feels like his dream of working for the court is fulfilled.

  85. wwwhzzzz

    Good point, dick. Why not?

    You know my dream historicAL life is sifting for gold all day in Deadwood. YOU KNOW THIS.

    Today I was cleaning my house with my baby in the baby bjorn carrier and I wondered to self, how the hell does CLA know all these HBO shows? Only reason I have HBO is it’s free for three months with a lifetime contract with At&tit.

    And then I wondered this: Maddddd is so damn smart, why hasnt he come up with some job for all of us to do that will make us all rich?

    So you redeemed yourself with that last post.

  86. wwwhzzzz

    Bad thing about sick baby with a cold: she has to be held upright or she cannot breath. Sub 4 hours of sleep per night all week.

    Good thing: lots of fucking tv. Not much else to do when you got a baby on your chest.

  87. madddddddddddddd

    rach-o stayed home today and everyone has runny noses except me. i am strong like bull.

    still have to pay the sitter… even though kids probably got sick from sitters daughter who stayed home from school sick last 2 days.

    the problem is vaccines and flu shots. QUIT THAT SHIT. genetically modified crops that create superbugs… GENIOUS()&*@#^)&(!#^*()!^#

    fuck everything.

    the reason we are all not rich is that rach-o won’t let me be. THANK HER.

  88. cal

    yeah i was wondering when someone would question my hbo knowledge. i have heard some people abuse the rights and privilegies bestowed upon the owner of an hbo account (that’s right i said AN hbo account). apparantly, when you have a subscription to hbo you also get an online login and some people without a subscriptions login surrptissioulsy however-you-spell-that and abuse the system. i don’t do that. instead i have friends who watch the shows and they recount them for me in great detail. #andthenandthenandthen

  89. madddddddddddddd

    no real risk getting disbarred… YOU DON’T LAWYER.

    #40cal

  90. cal

    now, i’m afraid i have to open the proverbial however-you-spell-that can of worms. what the hell this dunegon used to have spell check. maybe it’s my computer. anyway back to the worms. madd i think you should tone down the rhetoric. did you see this story?

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/lawyer-says-california-man-arrested-after-internet-child-killing-comments-just-a-dumb-kid/2012/09/20/2f112e76-0398-11e2-9132-f2750cd65f97_story.html

    it’s shocking and it’s a disgusting abuse of power but the fact is they can charge someone with “criminal threats” … however i’m still not clear on how that allows them to kick in his fucking door. seriously. peapods? can you shed light here?

    now i have no doubt i will suffer a deluge of posts remonstrating your first amendment rights, and your second amendment rights, and my poor character in general. to this i reply in advance: i agree with you, however, i don’t want anybody to kick down your door even if you are in the right. i just dont want that to happen. just sayin.

  91. wwwhzzzz

    Kick down his back door.

    #YOUKNOWTHIS

  92. cal

    i scurred him. he’s out buying cans of soup and sand bags

  93. madddddddddddddd

    if you kick in my door, you will be shot at. i’m well aware of the harm body shots can bring, but i’m more of a headshot kind of guy…. #ICANTHELPIT

  94. madddddddddddddd

    the police stole recyclables from a suspect and then littered in my yard and left.

    no justice, no pizza.

  95. madddddddddddddd

    PS: stockpiling can goods is retarded. you are retarded for suggesting i’m retarded. retard.

  96. madddddddddddddd

    cal… you do realize that dumb kid said he had unregistered guns and threatened to kill children unprovoked.

    i am stating quite differently that all of my guns are legal to own, registered, stored securely, and will be used to neutralize any perceived threat that breaks down any of my doors unannounced, back or front.

    how you made it so far in life being so dum?

  97. madddddddddddddd

    i’m sorry cal… you’re not dum… how could you be? you’re still winning at fantasy baseball.

    #ohright

  98. madddddddddddddd

    rach-o watched the cops throw the cans into the yard… she said “those fuckers better not leave that shit there” (she has a potty mouth)… then she said it was still there in the morning.

    #CANISUE

  99. wwwhzzzz

    and you NOTICE.

    Me and bry guy are battling. But my last blow will be sweet chin music like when Michaels retired Flair.

  100. madddddddddddddd

    and you NOTE is?

    #calsucks

  101. madddddddddddddd

    cal, go to the store and buy a handle of lord calvert and a liter of sweet vermouth. mail me the receipt and i’ll reimburse you cash. the receipt must be dated sept 21st.

    if they don’t have lord, get seagrams 7.

  102. madddddddddddddd

    remember J-brewnog’s desperate bachelors site? they had to take it down most of the week because some of the female direct reports of one of the guys found out about it and threatened to go to HR because she said the site was misogynistic. so they shut it down and relaunched without his info and with him cropped out of all the pictures.

    you win again, ladies.

    #PROGRESSIVE

  103. madddddddddddddd

    funny thing is that site was pretty much as tame as a site about a group of guys who like to go to bars many times per week could be. i found it OVERLY respectful of women.

    cal… seriously. lets sue someone. we can work together. i’ll make sure we don’t do anything logiCALly stupid, and you make sure we don’t do anything leGALly stupid.

    we can call our firm “calings & maddfert”

    #ONEMILLIONDOLLARSYOUREWELCOME

  104. madddddddddddddd

    .calings & maddfert.
    …LLP…DDS…SCI…
    ……… at law ……….

  105. madddddddddddddd

    the axman cameth

  106. Wwhazz

    Bellman to belliard. The 5:00 shuttle is late. Where the hell is Eros?

  107. madddddddddddddd

    ricky and bubbles are in toronto to do some interviews for UFC during the fights tonight.

    #WHOSBUYING

  108. wwhazz

    I might head to a bar.

  109. wwwhzzzz

    Guess the cash value of that ticket I almost won on Monday.

    Oh, I’ll just tell you 1000

  110. madddddddddddddd

    ricky and bubbles sponsored a fighter… just now before the event dana white said that “SWEARNET” was derogatory, and banned the shorts.

    ricky is not happy

  111. wwwhzzzz

    That ppv was soooo dumb.

  112. madddddddddddddd

    the canadian government run social communist ESPN is called “sportnet” and they were covering the UFC fight… i’m smelling jow rigged conspiracy with canadian prime minister getting mad at his trailer park slaves branching out on their own in amurrrrika.

    #FUDANAWHITE

  113. madddddddddddddd

    dana white is named after a gurldik

    #LADYNAME

  114. madddddddddddddd

    SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET SWEARNET

  115. madddddddddddddd

    rach-o ordered pizza hut delivery for dinner… probably the first time in……. i can’t remember last time. many years. she was sold on the stuffed pizza rollers from the commercial.

    she called up and didn’t remember what the offer was, so she ordered “the bento box”

    the lady knew what she was talking about and set it out.

    #fatlife

  116. madddddddddddddd

    when i made fun of, “excuse me, pizza hut… does your bento box come with sashimi”

    she retorted, “they have anchovies”

    #IGUESSILOSE

  117. cal

    breaking bad just got DARK. flip the girl over for crying out loud… uhg on that note goodnight

  118. wwhazzz

    That bento bit was good comedy.

  119. wwwhzzzz

    The anchovies retort was logiCAL and insane at the same time.

  120. wwwhzzzz

    Workaholics is not a good show to watch with a sleeping baby on your chest.

    Laugh = wakey, wakey.

  121. wwwhzzzz

    The one where they need to win the fridge with a tv to watch wrestllemania is a gem and a jem.

    When they go to Alice’s office to ask if it is ok for Ders to jerk off at work is what woke the baby.

  122. wwwhzzzz

    Battled k-car to the fantasy death last night. I won 6-5 but it was close as shit. Going into the sunday night game we were tied 5-5 and one of our ties was batting average at .289 each.

    Since this is a stat that can be further broken down, yahoo moves the decimal point chains and declared Brian the winner at 0.28947368 to my 0.28936170.

    BUT

    Brian had Joe Mauer going in the Sunday night game and for some insane reason the Twins played him in the second game (he almost always rests because he is made of glass). Dude went 0-4 and dropped Brian to .286 and gave me the 6-5 win.

    1-3 would have given Brian the win. I think 1-4 wouldve done it.

  123. wwwhzzzz

    If you play a guy in the first game of a double header you have to play him in both.

  124. madddddddddddddd

    the anchovies bit blew my mind…

    is that double header thing a real rule? seems dum. you can take someone out of a game whenever you want as long as you have someone on the bench to replace them…

  125. madddddddddddddd

    cal, i don’t even know what girl you’re talking about flipping over. if you thought it was dark before………

    i should really catch up. maybe tonight. maybe on trubbbbbbbbbbbbs

  126. madddddddddddddd

    more conjecture!()#&%)&(!#^)&(!#^)&(^!#

    4.13
    RULES GOVERNING DOUBLEHEADERS.
    (a) (1) Only two championship games shall be played on one date. Completion of a suspended game shall not violate this rule.
    (2) If two games are scheduled to be played for one admission on one date, the first game shall be the regularly scheduled game for that date.
    After the start of the first game of a doubleheader, that game shall be completed before the second game of the doubleheader shall begin.
    (c) The second game of a doubleheader shall start 20 minutes after the first game is completed, unless a longer interval (not to exceed 30 minutes) is declared by the umpire-in-chief and announced to the opposing managers at the end of the first game.
    EXCEPTION: If the league president has approved a request of the home club for a longer interval between games for some special event, the umpire-in-chief shall declare such longer interval and announce it to the opposing managers. The umpire-in-chief of the first game shall be the timekeeper controlling the interval between games.
    (d) The umpire shall start the second game of a doubleheader, if at all possible, and play shall continue as long as ground conditions, local time restrictions, or weather permit.
    (e) When a regularly scheduled doubleheader is delayed in starting for any cause, any game that is started is the first game of the doubleheader.
    (f) When a rescheduled game is part of a doubleheader the rescheduled game shall be the second game, and the first game shall be the regularly scheduled game for that date.

  127. Wwhazz

    Its Jesse heroine girlfriend. Puke or panic, bro.

    You have to set a line up before the hand starts. So you cannot pull a hitter or pitcher midgame. Double header counts as one big ass game.

  128. Wwhazz

    Packers tonight, boner.

  129. Wwhazz

    Go read the yahoo or any fantasy fine print on shit like double headers, stat corrections and playoff tie breakers. Lots of fun.

    Brewers on… Now.

  130. madddddddddddddd

    oh, the fantasy rules, not the baseball rules…

    #medum

  131. madddddddddddddd

    i remember when tuco was walts biggest problem….

    #simplertimes

  132. madddddddddddddd

    the nationals organist is #butt

  133. madddddddddddddd

    also, nationals, you grass color is weird.

    #realtalk

  134. madddddddddddddd

    jay said he bought 1k shares of FB today.

    #dumdumdumdumdum

  135. Wwhazz

    When was the last time that kid did something smart?

  136. madddddddddddddd

    he broke up with rach-o on his 21st birthday to focus on bar skanks.

    actually, he just dictated and email to break up with her and i typed it up and sent it for him.

    #helpingfriends

  137. wwwhzzzz

    And you were all, SEND and more POOOOOOOOOOOOON for me!

  138. >> jay said he bought 1k shares of FB today.

    what. the. fuck?!

  139. madddddddddddddd

    actually he said:

    Bought 1k more fb shares today.
    #getrichordietryin’

    MORE shares.

    #probablydietryin’

    #jaythinksitsoktousepunctuationinhashtagsidonot

  140. madddddddddddddd

    only down $2,070 on the day… not bad.

  141. madddddddddddddd

    he says he has 2k shares total at an averaged down share price around $22.

    #fucked

  142. cal

    yeah jesse gf scene that was nuts. i just finished season 2. i want to go slow on season 3 but i can’t help myself. e will be gone for a week no doubt i’ll have finished off the show by then #noselfcontrol

  143. cal

    football! something about football! football football football football things! football! football things! refs! refs! football refs! refs! refs! football refs! refs! refs! refs!

  144. cal

    #justsayin

  145. whazzmaster

    Sceizzer? You there? Wha happened?! Shotty justice for the #replacementrefs?

  146. madddddddddddddd

    fuck the NFL. i will no longer be acknowledging its existence. i understand the hypocrisy in those combined statements, but it is required to address those asking for comment.

    PS: fuck you

    PPS: fuck you, too

    PPPS: gino XL

  147. madddddddddddddd

    NFL? what’s that?

    are you talking about the green bay football league? you know, the new football league that all the real football teams are playing for? experienced refs, and every game is free on dish network.

    the green bay football league would never employ a ref that was fired for incompetence from the lingerie football league.

    #SECEDE

  148. whazzmaster

    Finally, a secession campaign I can get behind. #buttjoke

  149. madddddddddddddd

    you can get behind a pussy.

    #serious

  150. wwwhzzzz

    It’s good the packers lost. Fuck them and let them think about leaving Flynn behind the whole flight home. That fucker could score 50 pts a game, no problem and he’s the second qb on the team that beat us.

    Also, maybe we can think about scoring more points and then things like this wont happen.

    Plus, we win super bowls when we lose 6 games per year. So 4 more to go, joe.

  151. madddddddddddddd

    what is packers? is that a moving service?

    man, i love hockey. hockey is the best. it’s the only sport there is.

    #GOWILD

  152. Wwhazz

    Fudge packers, bro.

  153. cal

    I’m glad I bought a whole box of Rap Pack cards but it is strange. I have a whole box of Rap Pack cards. I am wealthy of Rap Pack Cards. I actually came here to complain that Gerardo (aka rico suave guy) but I have reconsidered my complaint. Gerardo is indeed a rapper and belongs in the Rap Pack. So apologies all around.

    More on Gerardo from Wikipedia

    Gerardo’s first major appearance in show business was as Ricky in the 1987 feature film Can’t Buy Me Love. He was later cast as the character Bird in the 1988 film Colors, about South Central Los Angeles gang violence. This was also the first time his dance skills were showcased, in one of the party scenes; however, he did not sing at any point in the film.

  154. cal

    ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i meant to say complain about the fact that he is included in the Rap Pack. I think of him as more of a pop sensation and YET of COURSE he belongs in the Rap Pack. the dude was in COLORS for fucks sake. i am ashamed of myself. the Rap Pack Knows.

  155. cal

    also 1987 was a great year as was the feature film can’t buy me love. #spacecamp

  156. cal

    SpaceCamp (1986) – IMDb
    Rating: 5.4/10 – 6697 votes
    The young attendees of a space camp find themselves in space for real when their shuttle is accidently launched into orbit. #oops

  157. cal

    that little twerp in the front is Joaquin Phoenix too. #acting

  158. wwhazzz

    Lawman freakin loves Spacecamp. I cannot remember if he owned the tape, taped it off tv, or just rented it over and over, but we watched it over and over.

    That FUCKING robot.

  159. madddddddddddddd

    d00d… they didn’t die. they found more oxygen in some space horders backyard. i too used to watch that movie over and over. i think it was on super 18 pretty much whenever a brewers game or perfect strangers wasn’t on.

    one of my high school friends was insane about the real space camp… her whole life was dedicated to being an astronaut. i don’t know if she ever made it. i had a super crush on her sister though, but her sister had a super crush on my other friend. a vicious love triangle of spacey camping.

  160. madddddddddddddd

    <a href=”http://www.example.com”>pretty word here</a>

  161. o'neil

    I used to own a Spacecamp book that I always assumed was a novelization of the movie, but reading the wikipedia page, it says the movie was based on a book. My mind is possibly blown. Also, I think gay frat brother from Revenge of the Nerds was very underrated in spacecamp.

    update … Further research has shown that the book I had was a novelization. Fuck. You. Jinx.

    update two … a kid in lynn’s and my sister’s class in high school went to spacecamp. He also broke both of his legs in gym when he planted both of his feet swinging at a pitch in softball. At least I think that’s what happened.

  162. madddddddddddddd

    yo axturd, let me ax you sumthin….

    do you think “closer” means “closing out the possibility of a postseason?”

    because, that is not what it means, you monkey.

  163. madddddddddddddd

    that spacegurl went to space camp every year. it’s like $10,000 per week.

    that high school triangle got way twisted… the d00d she liked didn’t like her at all… then she started dating the guy that liked the gurl i was dating, but only after she agreed to go to some dance with some other guy… so then he ends up going to the dance with a gurl i went to sunday school with since i was tiny, but didn’t really hang out with in high school… we went to different schools before then and sunday school was way over. then they got to the dance and basically told the other 2 that they were going together now and swapped.

    #longtimeago

  164. peapods

    That triangle (really more of a polygon, I think) love story should be a movie with Lea Thompson and Joaquin/Leaf Phoenix. And it should take place in space.

  165. madddddddddddddd

    i bet that fucker jinx is cheating with everybody

  166. wwwhzzzz

    Why don’t you work on a Wormser Wobble pitch?

  167. wwwhzzzz

    That story about the two busted legs is way true. Cal is lucky as fuck he didn’t pull that stunt in the up.

  168. madddddddddddddd

    that story has be scared to walk. you can break BOTH your legs just by STANDING?!#%*(&#^!

    i got drunk last night… i just checked my email… someone was taking advantage of his new amazon prime account, and falling for their “you may also be interested in…” picks.

    got space camp on DVD… then it looks like the rabbit hole also tricked me into 1-click buying:

    explorers
    real genius
    cloak & dagger
    flight of the navigator
    and D.A.R.Y.L

    oh, money.

  169. peapods

    I love Explorers! And all things River Phoenix. And all things tilt-a-whirl.

  170. madddddddddddddd

    i’ll be drinking again tonight. please think before you post any new movie titles, as 1-click ordering is literally 1-click away. think of THE CHILDREN.

    i tried to look up my space camp friend to see if she went there, and i found someone with that name listed as attending the technical college i drive past everyday, and working at the hospital where my wife works… mind was temporarily blown until i realized that person was 3-4 years older than the person i was looking for. still…. small world.

  171. madddddddddddddd

    “if she went there” = “if she became an astronaut”…. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  172. Wwhazz

    Went there = anal

  173. madddddddddddddd

    #dreflipshistonguelikeadyke

  174. madddddddddddddd

    i’m secretly hoping i get some more good movie reminders. i hope i never write a song about it.

  175. madddddddddddddd

    top of the 6th down 5-1… FSN has a tight shot on someone getting up from their lower box seat, and follows them with a tight pan all the way up the stairs and out into the grand stands.

    #SYMBOLIC

  176. madddddddddddddd

    i fell for a lie and believed the season wasn’t over in april.

    #MEDUM

  177. madddddddddddddd

    i have the same feeling of doubt that someone will overturn the results of this weeks packer game as last.

    i am in a very funky football mindset.

    i think i know what the packers are, and NFL is the thing i think maybe….

    i lust for the CFL… hopefully that blooms into something.

    #UGGGGGGGGGG

  178. spacecamp
    explorers
    real genius
    cloak & dagger
    flight of the navigator
    and D.A.R.Y.L

    are all excellent buys. thank god for booze and one click. #childhoodreboot

  179. wwwhzzzz

    Fun fact:

    Cal’s cell phone is a burner.

    #hardasfuck

  180. wwwhzzzz

    Did you have fun in vegas, asshole?

    I graded 56000 papers.

    I did have time to attend a sausage making class with lawdude and a brewer game with my family… $25 tiny Braun Tshirt raaarrrrrrrrrrrrr. I had to drink 4 $8 beers just to not care about that one.

  181. Whoa, this page has many gems, including another birthday celebration and the 2002 Whazz Tournament. Interestingly enough, 4 of the most frequent current contributors to whazzmaster were there for that tournament: myself, wwhazz, scientist, and cal. Only EROS has disappeared.

  182. See? I was yelling at Cal before it was cool:

    CAL: how many people are you bringing to my house for Whazzgiving? It’s not like I just have to throw some more gravy in the pot. You and your kind need an entirely new menu. You have to tell me more than just the day before that you’re bringing 3 vege-tegans to my house. It’s not a problem BUT I HAVE TO KNOW AHEAD OF TIME.

  183. madddddddddddddd

    way too polite.

  184. peapods

    I don’t know how you do that with your archives, but that’s way cool. I especially love the bios in the “bellman profiles.”

  185. wwwhzzzz

    Oh, that is some fun to explore. Not time right now, Dr. Jones.

    I gotta say, I am happy with -21 on Rancho in a tournament.

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