Just a couple more weeks before we head to Dubuque and win money yell at each other. I really need to call up the Cannie and get 227 for us. I watch that sometimes and think wistfully about that time Cal showed up and then it was just like home! Cal! Bring your floppy brown hat and come to Dubuque! Please!
I can’t wait until you jerks stop posting dumb dumb dumb $5 bukkake lineups every day. They take away from Cal’s Apple Ball Story Time and Complaint Hour, which is why I REALLY come and read these comments. Please just someone win a trip to St Louis or whatever the Grand Prize for these things is and then LET THE DUMB FOOTBALL SEASON BE OVER. I don’t watch sports anymore. I only watch League of Legends tournaments on Twitch or Own3d. Yes, I’m a dumb idiot but whatever it’s way more interesting to me. You can also watch dudes playing Call of Battlefield or whatever on there, so maybe Timmer and K-Car will love it. They might have a screencasted mahjong tournament for Cal or something too.
Bye!
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I agree, the football lineups suck! even worse than wrestling talk.
watched the wisconsin/buckeyes game yesterday it was pretty amazing. sucks they lost in OT but what a fun game. other than that i have seen zero football this year…. it’s heaven.
it’s sort of sad because i miss seeing ex players in suits blather about football.
i’ve been watching twitch…… i usually last about 20 minutes before i’m frustrated of not knowing what a mid farming team blitz is………. something about his mega recharging……. #WHOKNOWS)&(^)(&*!#^
my condolences, cal
Talking endlessly about shit that .5 people care about is a whazzing tradition.
Battle raps, poker, wrestling, they’ve all had runs.
It might be more fun if you think about it like slavery. You get to buy and sell dudes.
That’s how maddd taught me to view it.
glad to be involved in every flash in the pan whazzing trend annoyances…
#WINNING
i am amazed at the twitch.tv audience sizes…. often times 60,000 people watching a dude (almost always shirtless and dirty), playing some crazy korean video game, and dismissively responding to viewer chat.
that’s like more people than would ever be logged into a poker site at once, and these fools aren’t even playing… they’re just watching.
i just watched for 5 minutes as a korean d00d made a stadium full of people wait while his computer mouse problem was diagnosed by some other korean under the table.
#SPORTS
http://www.twitch.tv/ongamenet
I clicked around the website. I think I’ll stick to slave trading.
Good work on the room. That fine pennnymoney name gets us in the VIP, bro.
I got an email– lawman has unofficially entered the slave trade.
Belly has a maddddd style half-finished drink that’s been marinating in the freezer since July.
It’s in a big ass brewer cup that takes up a lot of space. I’ll save it til she’s ready to drink again. It’s some sort of blue uv lady drink, so there is no interesting science happening. It’s just a blue cube. Heck, this could be the remains of the drink that pushed her off the sexual cliff and led to the creation of the new baby.
#march2013
One advantage to being a hairless eel like cal is that babies cannot pull on your chest hair. It’s not safe to go shirtless in my house.
i don’t mind babies pulling on my hair. reminds me that i’m alive.
my shorties ignore the chest hair and go for the glorious mound on my chin.
i have my own madd style drink in an old wiNOWskee cup that i somehow ended up with in the thuggggmansion exodus of ought-trey.
me and GMX would fight over that cup. it’s the best cup ever. it can withstand great periods of freezer marination.
i paid the free $10 tourney chance forward with rach-o’s cousins yesterday… they are both in a bunch (like 6) fantasy leagues, so they know what’s up.
he got ryan for QB, and that fucker threw 4 INTs in the 1st quarter…. then they started to theorize that he only threw the INTs because they picked him…. my kind of people.
#QUANTUMUNCERTAINTY!(#&*%^&)*(#%^!)*(!^#()*!#^*()!^
fun fact: nick diaz’s mom raped a klingon.
SHE raped HIM)(&*!^)&()&*@^)(*!
PSY feat. MC Hammer. Too legit.
>> old wiNOWskee cup
Whoa, what cup is that?!
I don’t mind facial hair tugs.
It’s the chest or nipple hair that hurts like a MF.
Sometimes I forget the shit we talk about… AND I BROUGH IT UP!
Here is a link to the de-Klingon procedure:
http://fightlinker.com/play-by-play-nick-diaz-surgery/
That $10 trick is pretty fun. I do it because I stand by the product. Timmer loves fantasy sports but HATES DJ for some reason. It is a very different game, I guess. Some players like it, some hate it. I took me a while to warm to it.
Peapods, want a free $10 game?
I got 4th in the 55-man for $35. I waffled between Jimmy Graham or Rob Gronk in the TE spot and went Gram. Gronk woulda got me first. All my shit went off except my QB positon.
Luck = suck, Rodgers is a dandy, Palmer, ugg.
So I bet $32 to win $35 this weekend… -95 lifetime.
#sausage
Sometimes I think Deion Sanders and MC Hammer are the same dude.
What do you expect from a slave trader?
fucking crabtree got me nothing…. so much for psychic powers.
crabtree was the topic of discussion pregame though…. before i even brought up my theories on his pending contributions as the dark horse…… everything thought his face was weird and he wasn’t really a human. i immediately regretted my faith in him.
i had like 4 players over 20 points… and a 20 point D, and 14 point kicker… i was poised to win and didn’t get shit. i never get anything. LOSE LOSE LOSE.
I’ve tried to get pods involved, but she seems skeptical. And she’s worried I’m becoming obsessed. Does an obsessed man come in 48th?
i’ve seen obsessed men get last place…. #HANGOUT
CBS says:
TOTAL non-factor. HE MIGHT AS WELL NOT BE THERE. did he block anyone???? WHO CARES. IT DID NOT MATTER.
#TOTAL)(*&!#%&)(*!#%^)*(!#^*()!^*()!#^
CBS: where the C stands for HYPERBOLE(*)&!#%&)*(!#%^)*(&!#^)&*(!#^
fucking jesus michael fenton…… i make that move and i’m in money for sure.
scary
oh man… that page had jim carrey on it form dumb and dumberererrrerer…. this thread is pretty funny
what a thoroughly entertained human looks like
here is the cup
i think it was rum and coke… the science going on is not appetizing like scotch shrooms… it looks like a bunch of grit forming on the sides of the rim.
it’s been in the freezer a long time. one day i will take a knife to it and add fresh booze for slushies.
A big plastic cup has value as a tool for mass hydration and mass partying.
I was a thoroughly entertained human by that packer thread. Rodgers as ryan from the office was my fav.
I thought peapods would like DJ… what else is she going to do? The peas to the pod are just about done in the regular league, KOed by shabbos!
elmo story is getting fun… elmo gay rapes a 16 year old… then 16 year old recants story… now today 16 year old says he was paid $125,000 to recant story, but he did get raped.
so now, cal, as a lawyer, are you going to be the one to sue a rape victim for claiming he is a rape victim?
way to go, law. you’re useless.
#SAUSAGE
whazzmaster.com: and the coon came tumbling down like a sack of taters.
#COACH
This resturant review is making its way around the World Wide Web.
“Is the entire restaurant a very expensive piece of conceptual art? Is the shapeless, structureless baked alaska that droops and slumps and collapses while you eat it, or don’t eat it, supposed to be a representation in sugar and eggs of the experience of going insane?”
HatehatehatehatehStehatehatehatehate
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1
i heard the NYT staff had a party there after the review… MRUNIVERSE has been on the case for a week.
every time i click on LoL.tv i hear about “captain jack”… it’s always captain jack.
even when that korean had his mouse go out (he used astroturf as a mousepad… #SPORTS)… all the announcers could talk about was captain jack was about to die, and how painful this must be for him…. but LoL is a great game because it allows the player to swap in a new computer and rejoin the game………….. yeah…. so great that you have to COMPLETELY REPLACE YOUR COMPUTER IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR EVENT IN A PACKED STADIUM WITH A HUGE BROADCAST AUDIENCE…. and, C’MON MAN, “rejoin” is not a feature…. the lack of rejoin is a major detriment. way to not suck extra while you’re sucking, LoL.
PLEASE. tell me more about captain jack.
tell me #EVERYTHING
#AMIWHAZZINGRIGHT?!(*#%&)(&!^#
I don’t get why you’re watching korean tournaments; there’s american tourneys on all the time. Or you can watch pro players doing solo queue shit. Team Solomid hosts a weekly tournament that starts Friday nights on Twitch. Watch that.
I’m hosting a party for next year’s world champsionships: put that shit on the big screen and yell at TPA and TSM and CLG.
i’m at summerfest wandering to the biggest stage…… the koreans draw HORDES.
#THEBIGSHOW
if you’re going to throw the world chamsionshipshiosnsips on anything less than trubbbs… I’M NOT COMING.
1) DO YOU KNOW WHO CAPTAIN JACK IS?
2) WHO THE FUCK IS CAPTAIN JACK??
Is there a Double Dragon Tournament? Golgo 13?
I do like that Madison hosts the Tecmo world championship. I’d like to enter but I know I am not good enough.
autoerotidikdektic
Here is an awesome video game prop bet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObT9l7rJDPU
Skip to 3:50 and ride it til the end if you want to see the 2nd best craps scene in the history of cinema from the 1980 something classic starring Fred Savage.
“I gotta find someone, a friend of my dad’s. He’s a trucker. His name is Spanky. THE PASS LINE, SPANKY– THE PASSLINE!!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0RhA8AMAas&list=UUiIkdLZXTGj-q73rQpG7DWQ&index=8&feature=plcp
i picked all SF for tonight… I MIGHT WIN 1BB… A BONUS BUCK(*&#!^%)(&*!#^*()!#%^*()!%#
Yonkers Joe is about a dude who cheats craps games at places like Joe’s Casino and firemen’s picnics. He has a son with Down Syndrome who is a special Olympic wrestler. The kicks the shit out of people. There are some crappy gems in this one, but I’m having trouble finding short clips.
Here is one of the kid trying to fight an old man though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trb6HFjPda8
#THERIGHTSTUFF
I DONT WAIT FOR OLD PEOPLE I DONT WAIT FOR OLD PEOPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5m6FrFsi8Y
You are in 1st. 10BB, that’s a free SJ.
One plus two equals three
HOLY SHIT… i am in 1st… OF 483 PEOPLE. and i got that shit outright too….
I AM A GENIUS(*^&!#&*)!%#)&*(!#^%)(&*!#%^)*&(!#%*()!#^
i just took all the most expensive available SF d00ds… how could i be the only person out of 483 to do that??????
i had a bunch leftover…. FUCK IT… I DONT WANT TO BUY ANY BEARS. THEY SMELL LIKE ILLINOIS.
#FUCKTHEBEARS
i’ve seen yonkers joe… i’ve seen wizard… #IVESEENEVERYTHING)*(&#@!&*()!#%(&*)*(&!%#!#^%
announcer: “I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING”
that’s why i’m in first, #BITCH
pokajil…
I am going to do nothing but the pass line-field-hard eight progression in dubs.
i loved that girl’s confidence…. i’m not sure if that progression was designed before hand, or if she made on the spot instinctual moves.
start with 1 unit on pass line, lose… down 1 unit
bet 1 unit on pass line again, win… even
press 2 units on the field, win… up 2 units
press 4 units on the hard 8, win… hmm… so that pays 9 to 1?? so paid 36+4 or just 36?
the magic is in losing the pass line first… otherwise might as well just start on the field.
#BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN
SPANKY PASSLINE
Cal, can maddddddddd re-sue?
http://www.wired.com/geekmom/2012/11/craig-zucker-buckyballs/
There is some nice Thursday only jousts.
And the $5, $2, $1 are getting less rakey because everyone is going broke.
Poor XM Radio.
Every year around this time my shit is set to auto renew. I CAL them and say naw, bro: CXL.
They chop a shitload off my bill and I renew.
At the current rate, they will start paying me to subscribe. I’m guess this happens around 2018.
In 2006 I paid around $200 for a year. I subscribed so I could still listen to Brewer games in San Diego. This was before MLB radio and all that jazz.
In 2007, they auto renewed me using my Milwaukee atm card, an account I closed when I got married. So that year was free.
2008 and 2009 I paid some sort of 2-year deal. I cannot remember the details. I think shit auto renewed in 2010.
In 2011 I called to cxl and then gave me a free radio and dropped the bill from $160 to $100.
This year I did the same thing and they gave me a $20 credit and dropped the bill to $88.
i have no need to sue buckyballers…. just like the article said “should have bought when you had the chance”…
i liked them so much, i bought another set almost instantly. i have problem buy in my blood….. WHY DO I NEED 6 GUN KNIVES?%!()&#!^)(&!#^)(&*!#%
I want buckyballs! i looked on ebay, no buckyballs. do they have some relationship to wisconsin thus “bucky” or just random coincidence? ebay has rapper cards why no budkyballs? i’ve never tried buckyballs but i want them all the same.
Too late, sucker.
They are actually pretty stupid.
YES, they do have ties to wisconsin… they were developed by a UW research team.
they are actually pretty not actually pretty stupid.
#DEALTWITH
they have buckyballs at the game store in the mall…. GAMES by JAMES… that place spells like NERDS, but i walk through every time in the mall and look for something fun while a bunch of D&D nerds argue about some travelers of catan expansion pack or whatever.
i talked to the guy and told him they were banned, and he didn’t seem to care. #GANGSTER
KRISPY………… KREME)*(&^)(*!^#)*(_!^#
why would he name himself krispy kreme. it’s like naming yourself coca cola. or in and out burger, or target greatland. WHY WHY WHY
if he had to do it he should be crispy cream as god intended
cal, make 1 goddamn song yourself, then you get to have an opinion. the pizza boys knew better than to let you in the KREW.
#DEALTWITH
M&M should have named himself SKITTLES&*()%#!)&!#%)(&*!#%)*(!%#)*( WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#CALSUCKS
keep up on restaurant review drama
love,
mr. universe
100-man $22 (thurs only)
QB Matthew Stafford $185,000
RB Mikel Leshoure $126,000
RB Lance Dunbar $40,000
WR Calvin Johnson $182,000
WR Dez Bryant $139,000
WR Julian Edelman $99,000
TE Jason Witten $90,000
K Nick Folk $73,000
DEF New York Jets $58,000
the best cd of all time ILLMATIC. nice call krispy creme.
i called that shit in 93 just sayin. allow me this one tiny bit of bragging rights. i am so old after this i have nothing. its a wonder i can work the internet to listen to krispy kreme’s ditties.
#ILLALLOWIT
check out this funny video… it’s about GUNS and FRIENDSHIP
when it comes to 3 letter rappers, DMX over NAS EVERY time.
#93tilinfinity
fer cal
i originally heard that MOVember was about “prostate cancer, and other mens cancers”…… so i’m immediately forced to deal with the HATERS OF REDUCTION. why not just say “prostate cancer, and other mens cancers, and also cancer or cancer, and also mens cancers, or even just only prostate cancer, or cancer”.
fucking idiots. so i’ll never be on board. fucked from the start and run by IDIOTS.
now today i hear the same company running ads that now claim the cause is for “mens health issues”…. so… it’s for dry skin? hammertoe? so fucking dumb.
PLEASE, join me in NO-movember…. i’m calling it NOVEMBER(&*)#!%*(&#^!(*&!#^)*(!#^
cal. CAN I SUE?()&!#%
the AXS fights on HDNet were dumb as usual tonight…. they were basically held in a high school auditorium with the cage up on stage. the TV crew tried a lot of WWE tricks to only show camera angles with the audience in the background, but the feng shui was extremely distracting.
who are these chumps fighting? is there any chance at all they get more than $500 to show up if they lose? is there any chance they even get paid, regardless?
I have an ex-student who fights on the shit show circuit. I don’t know the details, but he was poor as shit.
I check in and watch his Indian reso battles from time to time.
My $35 from last week’s 4th place is ALL IN.
what are “deposit incentive bucks” and why can’t i gamble with them?
It’s like clearing a poker bonus. It discounts tiny amounts off each entry until it is gone.
QB Aaron Rodgers GB @ NYG]
RB James Starks GB @ NYG
RB Kendall Hunter SF @ NO
WR Randall Cobb GB @ NYG
WR Jordy Nelson GB @ NYG
WR James Jones GB @ NYG
TE Tom Crabtree GB @ NYG
K David Akers SF @ NO
DEF Miami Dolphins Mia v. Sea
CAL Sucks ALW @ AYS
and thanks a lot DAILYJERKS)(&^!#()&*!#^ you UI inconstancies weakened a perfectly good CAL burn……… WHY SOMETIMES @ AND SOMETIMES v. YOU ST00PID JERKS9087!%#)*(&!#^&)!#^&*()!#%)&*(
Here is my packer lotto ticket
QB Aaron Rodgers
RB James Starks
RB Ryan Mathews SD v. Bal
WR Jordy Nelson
WR Randall Cobb
WR Donald Driver
TE Jermichael Finley
K Alex Henery Phi v. Car
DEF Green Bay Packers GB @ NYG
Low scoring early games. No jerks with monster games yet.
a slave to new INPUT, much like the robot of lore, johnny 5, i was checking on the status of my $10 wager….
174th of 176. SHIT… then i see who is in 175th: Pal. a friend of all. a friend to all. one of those. or both. men’s cancer.
i went back to tommy grabass…. WHYWHWHWYYWWYWHYWHHWHYWYHWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH
DUMB & DUMBERER & ME)*(&!#%^)*&(#%^!)&*(#%!^(&*!#^
i’m going to get 0.00 for DEF. i hate this. i probably hate this more than anyone else that hate’s me for talking about it. SO SHOW SOME MERCY YOU HEARTLESS FUCKS(&)!#^&)*(!#^&(*!%#~)(&!#%^)&*(!#%^_*()!^#$
#PROBLEMGAMBO
“hate’s” )&%!)*(!#^)(*!^#)&*(!^#)&*(!#^%&)*(!#^ WHO IS HATE?!#^&*()!^#)*(!^$
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE&*^(!%#978613978^(&*^!&*(!^#*(&!^#()*
know thy enemy
#whazz
127 wins the SJ and 128 didnt even get me to the cash on Thursday. My hate and problem gambo is making a sick stew in my mind and gut.
Dandy Rodgers best toss 7td, at least.
174 and 176 is funny.
i got 174th place… pal got 175th place… and some MORON named SBL got 176th place.
fucking 1st, 2nd, 5th, 6th all went to the same mother fucker. SO RIGGED. and 3rd and 4th went to some other fucker.
i hate football. i hate fantasies. I HATE EVERYTHING)&!#^%)&*(!#^&*)(!#^!
#FIREMCCARTHY
i’m watching “fightville” on showtime… from one seemingly big time promotor (he filled a rodeo arena solid and had a bunch of AV gear)… said as he was wrapping up cable:
but then later, one of the fighters broke out some existentialism:
it means, #WINNNNNNNNING
that is true, what use is all this crap anyway. you’re just going to die. the west hides from the fact that sickness and death are coming. get used to it homie.
but back to cyber monday real quick: i saw something called a “blade buddy” razor blade sharpener on sale for $25. should I buy it? i have strong feelings toward the razor blade industry and would liek to subvert their domination over the shaving world. would the “blade buddy” work? thoughts?
Talk to wm. He’s got some thoughts.
My advice: shave and shut up.
the JAKAL:
yeah seems like too much work i’ll just let the mach 3 people continue to take my money. it’s not like I need it #sicknessanddeath
Why the beef with the razor people? Do you get angry when you buy new underwear or running shoes?
Things fall apart, bro.
Ooh, ooh! I know how to fuck the razor cartels: I use this razor with these blades. I’ve been using those 100 blades since August 2011 and I’ve only gone through about half of them.
If you wanna get durrty you could throw in this brush, this soap and this bowl for an even better baller experience.
Don’t let Art of Shaving sell you expensive shit- just go on Amazon and buy a bajillion razors for a nickel.
Fuk a blad buddy- sue em cal.
I stopped wasting money on toothbrushes and paste a long time ago. I just swish with a handful of sand each morning.
The A2Ker in me uses the sensor excel– no new advancements beyond that in blade technology.
The old timer model looks like a new trick that I do not have enough motivation to learn. My current shave is close enough, comfortable enough. I’m frugal but I don’t feel enough of a financial incentive to change.
1) your metal old timey razor is cool but i… am a sucker for multi-blades…. so….
2) my beef is the price is exorbitantly high. i just checked amazon and you can get 12 blades for $26 bucks. now that I do the math it doesn’t seem that high. maybe I can make peace with paying 2 bucks per blade. whops i just checked out my razor and i employ the FIVER BLADE FUSION or whatever. AND that one is $38.95 for 12! That’s over $3 per blade! BEEF ACTIVATE! I do get a month or so out of each one so maybe i can afford 3 bucks… but still… my blade addiction has spiraled out of control.
3) whazz drop the medium old school bs… my fusion or whatever is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
i use the fusion WITH A GODDAMN BATTERY IN IT.
i frugally let my beard grow rather than use up my PRECIOUS blades, but then i get ingrown hairs and infections and sores and herpetoes all over my face. i’m a mess.
old timey is looking like it might be a solution. links are already right there…
JAYSUS CHRIST… you weirdos scream A2K all day erryday about a new sega machine and when I give you the means to stick it to the man by spending 1/20th as much on shaving as you usually do you cry about swishing with sand and moan about how five blades are so goddamned good.
I expected it from wwhazz, but cal? SHAME. One blade is good enough to whittle NES (NES!!!! Not even Gamecube!!!!) controllers out of blocks of wood, but you require no less than FIVE blades to scrape the two or three hairs off your smooth chin?!
I just don’t understand new money I guess.
uh… cal isn’t new money…. he’s aging debt.
the princess of france is going to get smart REAL SOON.
CAL. SERIOUSLY. what are the roadblocks stopping you from a DUB step? can’t get off work? give me your bosses number. wife is being snatchy? tell her this: BRO-DOWN. plane tickets too expensive? you will be reimbursed. file an expense report you poor fuck.
you suck.
please come?
bosses??????? BOSS’)(*^#!)*(!#^)*(!#^)*(!#^)*(!#
We offered to pay for his ticket and he still said no!
CAL! is it because i’m mean? i’m mean because YOU’RE THE BEST(*&!#%^&)(*!#^&()*!^#(*&!#^(*&)!#^*()!#^)*(#^!)(*!^#)*(^!#*()!#^
#DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBUDUBDUBUDUBUDUBUDUBUDUBUDUBDBSAUSAGE
Sensor excel is 2 blade technology that was invented in like 94. Waaaaaay A2K certified. That 3 plus blade technology is strictly forbidden under A2K doctrine. On a personal note (and A2K is based largely around my own biases) 3 and 5 bladers fuck up my face. Lots of bumps involved. It’s like it cuts too close and the follicle dips under the skin and makes bumps. I tried em, moved back down to two.
I read a lot of reviews on the zach razor and I’ve heard his speech. It’s a good speech and it makes sense. I just don’t have enough motivation to relearn shaving. I also don’t want it to take longer. I’m also a little afraid of shaving like a cowboy. One guy described it as lawn work and he uses the Zach razor for the large patches of skin and does adam’s apple and around the nose and lips with a modern razor. That process seems like it might work for me. That soap looks interesting, but my shit is way sensitive and I need everything to be scent free. I have a good thing going with Aveno scent free cream and art of shaving scent free afterbalm. I’m not proud of this. Oneil says I just need to toughen up my face. For now, I baby it.
With cal, some interesting points were made. He likes to whittle, why not face whittle? Also, HE IS A HAIRLESS ALBINO RAT? Why the fuck does Cusack need 5 blades?
UGGGG… so i just convinced myself to take a word (many words) of advice and go old timey…. a years supply for the cost of a reload of fusion…. but then i click the links:
#WEDONTKNOW)(&!#%)&(!#^)(&!#^&)(!^#&*()!^#
#BUTTLOVE
No ? about the rat part– he is hairless.
174, 175 love.
1)now i want the one with the battery
2)dudes i have earned two paychecks in two years. i am already pressing the hell out of my luck. this is a delicate operation i’m running here! one false step and it comes crashing down and i’m erozing it on your couches. #cantfield
#MAYBEWEWANTYOUONOURCOUCHES
i have a current nanny position pulling a good wage……. but a LIVE-IN nanny might be worth doling out some pink slips.
you could take the bus over the river on the weekends to stay with your parents….
cal, you need some good DUBs more than anyone. WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THIS????? YOU ARE BEING DUMDUDMDUBMUDBUMDBMUBDMUDBMUBD
Way dum.
Come to Dubuque. We will shave you clean.
We will shave you and release you into the might mississip.
why don’t you train some SF billionaire’s wife how to run marathons?
maybe find some billionaire that has an interest in your OUTSTANDING outstanding debt…. that’s called SYNERGY, friend.
“would you rather not get paid at all billionaire???? this way you can write off my fees…. #YOUREWELCOME”
your billionaire’s wife’s marathon training idea is a little thin. This is your fault actually, thanks for not employing me in a get rich scheme. thanks. now I’m not only NOT rich I’m poor. AAAAAAAAAAAAND I can’t go to DUB due to poverty. #yourfault
NO NO NO NO NO. poverty excuse has been eliminated.
money is irrelevant.
try again.
here is your get rich quick scheme…. re-read the comments on this shitbox, and everywhere it says “CAN I SUE”, get off your hairless ass and SUE.
jesus, you are dum.
cal, you too. jesus, i’m sorry. cal, you suck.
make accounting software for international corporations, jerk. easy money.
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ok, cal. i get it. you simply don’t want to come. you want to stay home and play kept french princess with your french princess, and oil your vags, and powder your baby-smooth skins………… I. GET. IT.
Sometimes the wrong step is the right step, cla.
Trace all your previous steps going all the way to your FIRST step as a little baby… how many were false steps? How many were false steps that you THOUGHT were true steps?
Did you change your mind a lot when you took T/F tests?
I think that not stepping on that plane is a false step. One more false step that you cannot afford to take. Zig when they tell you to zag.
get in your smarties car and beg for gas along the way.
i changed my #JORDY routine to #FIREMCCARTHY and the packers banned me.
fucking cowards…. AFRAID OF THE TRUTH.
geeeeeeee… now i’ll have to create 2 new accounts and double my efforts. about to teach the packers not to fuck with andy dufresne.
#HATERSGETDEALTWITH
hey…. lets post things in the public domain and ask for commentary, after our coach coached the worst game of their career and made no less than 20 calls that no other coach in the league would have made….. then, when commentary turns towards the coaching staff, lets censor all public opinion.
it’s not social media that the packers want…. it’s NAZI MEDIA.
fuck the packers.
#TWITCH.TV
THE GREEN BAY PACKERS ARE NAZIS.
green and gold? more like heil and hitler.
#DEALT
What can’t ya do,
AT THE CANFIELD
Said
What can’t ya do! AT THE CANFIELD
UFC on FOX looks good Canfield Saturday night. I’d actually pay for this as a PPV. Do we want to have a hotel room poker game/ fight watch? Or just go to a bar and yell at TVs? Or just skip it?
The magnanimous Benson Henderson vs Nate Diaz for the 155 belt is the main event.
Light Heavyweight: Mauricio “Shogun” Rua vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Welterweight: Rory MacDonald vs. BJ Penn
Welterweight: Mike Swick vs. Matt Brown
Fuckign dealer Brian prob needs work.
This weekend belly is in FLA. I’m solo with Reilly Thurs-Monday.
Timmer and Ben will be around for some of the weekend.
Should be weird.
Timmer has $50 in his DJ account. I have permission to blow it all SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.
rach-o’s sister squirted me out another niece last night…. whazz name: LAF. haha.
maybe we’ll be coming through mad and make a run-in.
i would very much like to watch that card… they should show it in the mystique ballroom where they showed the packer game…. a little HOCHOOOOOO between fights.
this time, i’m going to find the AV nerd and insist they get the aspect ratio right.
maybe someone should call ahead and suggest this to them???
guaranteed # of food customers?
Mystique’s twitter says they got the last PPV UFCs in The Player’s Choice sports bar. Prolly a good chance they’ll put the Fox one on.
I don’t remember a sports bar in Mystique, but it just opened in September. Maybe they put it in the ballroom.
just now… rach-o to HWK: “hey kid….. i’m a computer”… and the HWK cracked up.
somehow that must have got in her brain around 2003 and just popped out of nowhere.
#IMPRESSED
i’m thinking the “sports bar” is just that horseshoe counter by the craps tables…
Mr Food is dead. cal should LIVE.
the badgers sure do lose a lot….
#IMACOMPUTER
#FUCKTHEPOLICE
for all this talk of razors… i am embarrassed to have just learned of the word “raze”.
#MEDUM
I learned raze playing scrabble. I even remember the game. It happened in Kentucky.
I have no idea what that computer biz is all about but I liked it.
They are running some daily joust tournaments that include Thursday. It was not well advertised so they have small fields. Try, try. Again.
hey, y’all… k-car’s wife is on G+ rapping about getting eaten out….. #WHYAREYOUSTILLHERE?!@#%)&*(!#^
wow i always thought that word was “raise”
RAZE
just recently learned the word kowtow is spelled like that…
hopefully an apple a day keeps the heart attacks at bay 101….
#DUBCLEANSE
ah coach
i ain’t some poor muhfukka lickin on some granny smifff….
#NOTHINGBUTHONEYCRISP
HoneyCrisp is a superior apple.
The pancake era is over.
http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brewers/brewers-parra-relieved-of-duties-m57rsit-181628321.html?page=1
Double meaning, bro
Cla, what does a boss give a 2 plus year intern for a holiday bonus?
holy fuck. KC be trippin.
#CHIEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ug
the mother just made a statement… he was screaming about “DAILY JOUST RAKE)&!#%)(&*!#%^”
accu-touch nano really makes diabetes look glamorous
The solos charge 11 to win 20. That’s pretty standard bookie rates.
The capped tournaments take 10%, standard internet poker rates.
Super joust $10 qualifiers pay out $2000 and allow unlimited entrants. Numbers tend to vary, but Thursdays had $113 entrants, so they got hosed. The last one you played had 175, so they got hosed there too.
The $1 and $2 games collect money but the winner gets a ticket to a $8000 freeroll, so they have to pay that.
Where’s the beef, sheriff?
Lawman hacked my wii. Now I can play super tecmo with the 2012 packers.
I’m running a simulation vs the Vikes.
They won the kickoff and kicked a field goal first drive. Peterson might give us some trouble.
They pinned me down on the Packer’s opening drive. I went for it on 4th and 34 and connected on an 88 yard bomb to Jordy. First and goal, Packers from the 9. Rodgers kept it on an 8 yard carry and the drive was completed with a 1yrd pass to Jones.
Shit, I tried an onside. One pass play later and Harvin has a TD catch. 10-7, Vikes.
Jones got another TD. 14-10 Packers.
Vikings field goal. 14-12, Packers.
After the kickoff, I have 2 seconds before half time.
Hold on.
Jordy TD
21-13
Half time stats
Jordy has 2 receptions for 168 yards and a score
Jordy 4-244 and a TD
I cannot get the other stats (they only give the leaders) but Rodgers had 5 td.
Jordy 1
Jennings 1
Finley 1
Jones 2
I was not impressed by the packers D. I need to go to daily joust and swap out the packers D and Cobb for Jones.
Based on my simulation this should work
QB Aaron Rodgers $246,000
RB Ryan Mathews $150,000
RB C.J. Spiller $132,000
WR Jordy Nelson $123,000
WR James Jones $94,000
WR Greg Jennings $85,000
TE Jermichael Finley $61,000
K Graham Gano $64,000
DEF Oakland Raiders $45,000
Had to go non packer RB and following scientist’s logic, the worst weather is Oakland. Supposed to be like a hurricane.
CLA, can you confirm this?
I didn’t jow rig the game. Jones found a way to be open.
to goldly go where no pizza has gone before
#TOGOGOLDLY
thanks for ruining the fun, cal
#YOUJERK
37 years, 37 years. And on his 37th birthday he found out the job wasn’t his…
i’m waiting with masturbation breath…. does this mean cal is DUBBBBBBIN???
Na, I wish.
Just making small of him.
37 years…. not even middle-aged, but his life is already over.
thanks fellas! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! 37 years old today and what an excllent time to be alive. if only i could celebrate in the DUBBBBBB alas it is not to be. but soon i will have a job be RICH RICH RICH! yet any man is rich who has friends ding ding ding madd just got his wings… god bless us, every one.
my buddy already calls himself madd scientist…
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14a5s9/if_you_could_observe_but_not_influence_one_event/
that post was a let down but it did say your friend calls himself the skeezer so you know… had to post…
Gentlefolk, I give you the urban luchador: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTRBM3cxHE
i can play…
Enrique The Emo Luchador
We have an HUNT issue. The final clue will be on THURSDAY JAN 31. This means we will need to hunt all that week. The benefit is that mofos have to work so fewer hunters out but it might be tough for daddys to travel from Wisconsin? I’ll probably come out for that week.
MADD I’M GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP. #rememberthepines
http://www.twincities.com/stpaul/ci_22134281/dates-2013-pioneer-press-treasure-hunt-announced?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com
i don’t understand the issue at all. iS THIS YOUR FIRST HUNT??? OF COURSE WE’LL BE OUT DURING THE WEEK. THE HUNT LASTS 11 DAYS)&(%!#)&*(!#%&*(!#%
I guess it was on a weekday last year too.
Fuck. Work and kids makes this tough. Madddddd will work well from his labbb but I want to be in the shit.
Does Thursday mean Wednesday night, one second into Thursday at midnight? I can probably be up there on Friday the 25th-Sunday the 27th. I’m not sure what good that does. Fuck. I’ll still prob do it.
whoa, cal response love.
I WILL BE IN THE TRENCHES.
Read the right sign, then look up to the sky; You’ll be wired in then and won’t go awry. You’re getting close; you’re doing just fine. With what you will see, this rhyme should align. Also cal sucks.
I remember last year when cal thought every clue was referencing a dick.
Is your bros psa on the interent or private to you?
http://www.youtube.com/bitchesstiches
new jon lajoie christmas track
why no new cal track? because of suck???
about once a month i turn on the iprad and see’s what’s going on in zuckerfuckbook world…….. today was the day.
best post: v-car…. (the vagina having half of the k-car marriage), and k-car arguing back and forth calling each other “bro”… then k-car quits and moves the argument to g+, bro.
oh, coach.
what is the bunk status? give me that little fucker’s number. he is coming. i was promised, and #HATERSGETDEALTWITH
also, veeeeeeolieeeee…. i hear he balls out of control in a mercedes #BENZ. he is also coming. not coming = not option.
WHO ELSE???? WHO ELSE????? I WILL FUCK THEM UP@^*()&@^)(*!@^#)*(
i’m shooting for a desperate bachelors run in on saturday night…. i told them the desperate daddy’s could teach them about #PARTYING
dubstep christmas lights
Ok let’s see. first clue is:
SUNDAY JAN 20.
I’m planning to bust into town on FRIDAY JANUARY 25 that will be day 6 of THE HUNT. So you can be there days 6,7,8.
We should have a pretty good idea of which park it’s in by then. just a matter of finding it. Last year on day 5 or 6 I found a tin cannister in a hollow tree. it was a goddam “geo cach”
http://www.geocaching.com/
I was incensed.
MEDALLION HUNT 2013. BE BRAVE! BE BRAVE!
i found one of those geocaches in the woods next door…. i was hoping for blacktar heroin.
Bro, Rod Streater is trending
#hard
i would like to wager $10 that i DO have a heart attack this weekend. i’m taking 100:1.
hopefully you’ll be a pal and push on a stroke.
#TAKEMENOW
guess who’s up after midnight baking and doing laundry?????
i’ve decided to bring a collared greens shirt so the people at the mystique fancypants shrimp joint don’t have to look down on my hoodie…. but i’ll probably still just wear the hoodie.
i hope that craps dealer is pregnant again.
i hope the baby is mine.
pre-planned debauchery:
ask a dealer about crisco vs. pam RE: anal lubricant.
ask a boxman what the promotions are for japanese new year… demand double points on my players card.
k-car provided bookers and hlow. (he has failed every year so far)
convince someone that i produce dub-step music professionally
i am mad.
i just watched “THE LEAGUE”… a TV show…. TVs are boxes that poor people don’t have, cal…. try to imagine…
anyways… at the end… the production company changed their goddamned name to CHICKEN STICKS. i’m not lying.
look world…. seriously… stop biting my steeze……….. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND…. IT’S AWESOME…. I’M AWESOME…. ETC ETC….. but C’MON MAN. chicken sticks???? you’re going to take that from me? and put it on your stupid show????????
cal. CAN I SUE???
i am drunk as shit, you diktards.
it’s 1:11 am.
ALL #1. just like me, DIKTARDS&()!#^)*(!^_)(*!^
crown royal.
rocks.
NOW.
i’m pretty sure that goddamn 1/2 5-10 limit hold’em / 1/2 5-10 omaha hi/lo is running right now…….. WITH FREE HOT DOGS)(^@&)&(!#^)(&*!^#)&(%!#*($&*(!#%
why don’t i live in dubuque?!#%&)!#%)(!&#^
ONE OF MY COUSINS DOES()*&!#%)(&^!#(*&!#%(*&^!#(*^&!#%
ok…. i’m WAY drunk now… like…. WAY…. watching the 2nd episode of “THE LEAGUE” (cal sucks) …. and if i’m not dreaming, there is a 3-way lucha match going on.
i am feeling very disrespected.
this blatant whazzmastication of these thumb destroying shit-box comment threads can not be tolerated.
it’s that fucking ruxpin behind it…. he is GREASY.
#BITERSGETDEALTWITH
#FUCKEVERYTHING
i’m making betty crocker fudge brownies, while krispy kreme, in a song 99% about john cena, decides to drop that shit too…………
ugg.
and krispy can’t even be krispy anymore because that DIKTARD cal had to complain about it……….. this fucking webzine RUNS THE WORLD)(&!#^)&*(!^#)*(&!^#(&*^&*(!^&*(!#^
still a flip whether or not drunk cal tried to throw me through a neon sign at the #RAINBOW
#HEDIDITMYWAY
and now a new unsupervised…… and HOCHO tomorrow…. i am surely dreaming.
#GOODNIGHT*)&#!^)*(&#!^)(U^#!
#THEYAREZOOMIN
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooach, don’t blow your load before we get there.
#11barfs
don’t blow yourself.
nude post!
oops wrong thread