Here you go. Poop.
Trade Cobb for Flynn.
Is cal spinning tonight?
no, it’s still DJ GO FUCK YOURSELF
soak that pün in butter. get that shorty out.
i saw this review of the orange bowl:
When the gums were finished flapping, Florida State had a humdrum, 31-10 victory over outmanned Northern Illinois in a game that was as entertaining as Tuesday night bingo in Dubuque.
reading that article was as entertaining as not playing Tuesday night bingo in Dubuque.
a search for fudddddd updates yielded a resume that listed him as a “Gangstapreneur for Intuit”
He quit, works for go daddy now. They are expecting a third child, a boy.
Baby is still not here.
What else ya wanna know?
Late NYE whazz and me put a benny on the badgers +6.
We’re in the HOspital right now, but it looks to be a loooong night.
Holler of you want me to bring ya any sammiches.
Or your carcassonne. It’s still in my trunk.
I’m on a mcconaughey kick since magic mike is my new fav movie. Today it was Killer Joe.
Waaaaaaaay too vulgar of a flick for cal. He’d cry for sure. The entire movie was ok, but there was one memorable scene between mcconaughey, Gina Gershon, and a KFC drumstick that was enough to impress even the nastiest of brothers.
wait until midnight… 1/3/13 is a cool birthday.
Ok, we’ll wait.
1/2/13 is pretty cool too…. 1-2-1-3… you’s a dik…. sukin motha-fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1-4-2-0-1-3 has all the digits from 0-4… pretty much guaranteed cool birthday.
you should shake that kid down for the $7 g-balls he cost you in tax credits for pün napping an extra couple days
Go baby Go! in other news
IT’S ON. BUY YOUR BUTTON NOW.
Boner, what are your MN dates again? I fucking texted you a bunch but you do not answer. What’s up, walt? Tucco take your burner?
I got kids and a job and a dog even. Shit needs to be way planned. I know you posted it somewhere but I cannot find it.
That blast from the past was for making me scroll through 600 posts to find that you “are trying” to be there on the 25th.
So, do you have a ticket? What dates, exactly?
he probably spent more money on plane tix over the years than his share of the prize money. it’s obviously about pride at this point….or maybe just getting a pic of himself biting the medallion with a toothy scowl on the front page of the press… i wonder what type of gay scarf he would wear for the photo shoot…. probably something extra gay.
Any baby yet? And news from cla?
We’re on a 12 hour pre-inducement thing right now. Next check is at 5am. Best guess is noontimeish tomorrow.
nice. thanks for waiting.
is she dosin on the flowin tocin, or is “pre-inducement” another word for “wait”
One 12 hour dose of Cervadil down and labor has not yet started. They will be doing another dose, which means we have to wait until 5pm, and then go from there.
They canceled the second 12 hour dose and she’s on Pitocin now. Things are starting to happen.
is she getting a spinal tap?
is o’neezy’s GO MEAT friend the girl on the new TNT series “monday mornings”?
Sarayu Rao as Sydney Napur
Nice catch. If you get a chance, watch her EPISODE OF “In Plain Sight.” I think it’s still on netflix.
(caps lock co Ripi)
co-starring above Marsellus Wallace all the call sheet, for the only producer to ever have shows on all 4 major networks, who has a history of casting loyalty…… that’s what success looks like, cal.
sorry! I have a crap burner phone like in the wire. metro pcs baby 25 bucks a month. GO TO HELL COMPUTER PHONES!
but yeah. Get in Friday night the 25! Final clue is Wednesday Jan 30 at midnight! (techniCALly thursday)
sort out your babies etc!
i’m guessing that shorty is out…
i hope his name is james bond moneypen.
oh man, what if they named that kid whazzer… oh man.
What if they name him Golfer #3
oh man…. GOLDS MONEYPEN…
I still like Cash Moneyp.
Eli Cash Moneyp.
my next door dorm-mate’s were a wwhazz/oneezy love couple from johnson creek…. both from big family money… they lived a few miles from the pine cone on a lake. their house has a slaves quarters house off the front driveway that was bigger and nicer than most houses i’ve ever been in. super rich fools deep in the dentistry game.
they named their kid “cash”… it actually made me pity him a little and offset any jealousy toward his purchasing power.
i think his middle name was money related too… can’t remember it.
too bad not a girl could name her penny. freaky palindromic name.
Middle name Money
Penny Money Moneypen
Poor madddd. Someone needs to tell him. The kid is here. 4:05 pm.
Here is the name in a math riddle
either that or george tyler…
See that cal? I made it a riddle for you and you failed.
ricky is in chicago tonight at the test screening of SWEARNET. what a magical day.
And cal… still…sucks.
I’ll whip up a dungeon post later, but for Cal: Andrew James “A.J” Moneypenny, 7lb 1oz, 4:05pm. Check Flickr for some pics.
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