Yo ho hello there went to Meriter Hospital and had a kid there.
Andrew James “A.J.” Moneypenny was born today. He seems like a tough little kid and from all accounts looks exactly like me when I was born. Good or bad? You decide.
I’m off of work for two weeks while we settle in at home, so come by and visit if you know us and stuff. We’d be happy to let you look at him or hold him or whatever.
Cal- when you having a baby? Right after that treasure hunt win?
148 thoughts on Fighting Out of the Red Corner…
I’m only going off one photo (the b&w, not the color pickin his nose one) and that nose looks waaaaaaaaaaaaay spacebee.
Congrats!!! He looks like a handsome little dude. We are excited to meet him this afternoon. I told wwhazz that I thought he looked like a little whazzmaster. I love his little sideburns and fuzzy shoulders and his name. The handy andy i know in my life is pretty cool and so is the james.
i bring 1 goat, a knit blanket, and a wheel of cheese as dowry
We bring one 10 year old pug, a flooded basement and ripi’s unborn little sister.
too rich. i’m out.
yesterday, on jeopardy, the final category was “sex & the constitution”… i immediately responded, “what is the 19th amendment”… turns out i was right… as was the only male contestant.
#D00DS
fun fact: rach-o, HWK and lil’madddddd all did not answer correctly.
hip hip horay homie! cool baby.
i got a HWK and you got an A.J…..
#BABYLINEBACKERS
i’m watching the cotton bowl just to chuckle about the texas A&M’s logo being “ATM”
#WHYELSEWOULDIBUYYOUDINNER
ok AJ… first off… congratulations on learning how to read. today the packers play. it is very important. please use any of your mystiCAL baby skills to ensure a victory.
#THANKS
AJ, it’s time.
Get a load of this kid: AJ! AJ! AJ! Go pack.
do people in madison still call ATM “tyme” machines? probably went the way of the Hojo…
also can you supply me with your favorite slow cooker recipes? I got a 3 quart crock pot for xmas. thank you.
1. I still use Tyme from time to time.
2. Skeezer uses his slow cooker to make killer brownies.
nope, brownies in the oven, but i do flip the convection on.
slow cooker recipe:
1) buy a big chunk of a dead animal
2) put it in the pot with a bunch of diced vegetables
3) cook that fucker slow all damn day
done.
you’re an idiot.
You had me make the oil in my slow cooker last time.
Madddddddddddd’s recipe is about right. I mostly use my dutch oven these days.
Pulled pork and pulled chicken are both good.
Also jerked gherkin.
i freestyle the oil over flame in a saute pan… i think you want it around 375F, so as long as the slow cooker can get that hot, but not much hotter, it would work.
#HATERSGETDEALTWITH
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watching the godaddy bowl for fuddddddddd… so far, not seeing much.
Why did McGyver, Princess Lea, and Frank Reynolds make your shit list?
Ug, just crying about your peashooters again?
put me up there you ignoramus.
k.d lang? shit just got real.
more mad at the stupid person that made the original list not using a uniform style, thus breaking my find/replace.
#JERK
kd lang??? oh, you mean the artist that performs at coachella… the musicfestival that uses the same $10/hour security that raped a woman at stagecoach, and just got dumped by her committed vag licker of 8 years?
#DEALTWITH
GUNS provide the freedoms that enable a society to not REQUIRE guns.
CAL provides SHIT.
they didn’t even spell shitty BOYZ II MEN right.
i am 100% behind a 100% ban on guns. all soldiers. all police. all secret service. all guns everywhere.
let’s do it cal!
#BRINGONTHEIMPROVISATION
ban charcoal. ban tubes. ban projectiles of all shapes and sizes.
#WECANDOTHIS
ban peas
The human dick can be fashioned into a make shift pistol.
I watched your Beasts of the Southern Wild, cla.
Part of me had beef because it seemed like a SFer’s vision of the dirtiest south.
But it was moving. I guess I liked it.
I also watched Avengers. Hulk was funny. Odd that it ended exactly the same as new Batman.
unarmed $10/hour security rape
really hoping for a PETER STIFFLY run-in with proclamations that “THE PREVENT DEFENSE ONLY PREVENTS YOU FROM WINNING(*)&!%*&)(!^#)(*&!#^)*(!#^”
I got the butt flu, yo. Lawbaby is the cutest little biological weapon on the planet. Nothing to do but poo and order on demand.
Influenza A and the norovirus in three week’s time. I need one more for the trifecta.
Prob shingles or measles or whoop there it is cough.
Besides Dubbs, this last month has been very sober. It adds to maddddd’s theory that steady booze keeps you healthy.
Is it that your blood needs to be partial poison to kill the germs?
ban football
when there are poisons present, your body must work to eliminate them and fix any damage they have caused… that work has other positive side effects relative to health.
#REALTALK
think about a brick house… if you’re constantly going over the house and tuck-pointing all the mortar, you’ll never have any issues… but if you just let everything sit and assume it’s fine, eventually a wall is coming down.
#REALTALK
#MORTARISLIFEANDLIFEISMORTAR
Ban buttsex
We got Ri-LUH one of those HWK tunnels for xmas
#favgift
if you have another $9 to blow, check out the melissa & doug “rainbow caterpillar” at target… it’s 6 cog/gears that all spin each other. all the shorties sit and play #FERDAYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS
J.I.N.X. was on family guy this week.
#SPACECAMP
BOOM
I hate arguing with gun wackos because I fear they are going to come shoot me. #dilemma
but i’ll throw this out there just to piss off our resident wacko. the idea of arming teachers is crazy insane insane crazy. i say utah you say swayze. #banautomaticweapons
#andtubes
#andtrubbs
So by that logic, one should fear engaging in argument with a pro-homo because of the fear of being buttfucked, right?
Grow a pair, cal.
One second on google found me this:
http://www.bookofodds.com/Relationships-Society/Crime-Punishment/Articles/A0397-Murder-Most-Foul-Or-Most-Rare-Crime-Worry
Here is a sweet quote: “worry is often more psychological than logical.”
Sorry…
Worry is often more psychologiCAL than logiCAL
um no. people don’t go around screwing other people when you piss them off. on the other hand wackos will shoot you. #maddsucks
I show this one on class when I’m incapoopitated… same theme.
http://www.ted.com/talks/steven_pinker_on_the_myth_of_violence.html
On, in, around, inside, upside down, fuck you
i’ll watch that later in the meantime #banguns
also, supposed to be sub zero temps for the hunt. i’m scurred
This happens all the time? You and your buddies try to have a debate and then BOOM, greg is down? Um no.
you know whats a good idea. MORE GUNS. we should give them to teachers. wwwhzz you should be packin while you teach. that way we won’t have to worry. #awesomeideamorons
You are full of fear.
show me a single example of a gun owner shooting someone because they did nothing except argue that they shouldn’t own a gun… i’ll wait forever.
I have zero worry about getting shot at school. Every other year we have to have “training” and I putz with my fantasy team on my COMpuTER phone.
Yep, find an example. Your fear of debate is the same as a homophobic fear of debate. There are no buttram examples nor shooting examples.
Worry is often more psychologiCAL than logiCAL
i really like this negative reducto absurdum…. NO GUNS)*(&%#!)& ALL GUNS()&%^#)(&*!^#()*
one of these iterations will leave you with the understanding that all guns are automatic until a “catch” mechanism is put in place… so you’re not “banning automatic weapons”… you’re just “enforcing catch installment”… which can then be removed by anyone with a brain bigger than cal’s (world population – 1)…
way to go politicians and lawyers… you fucking idiots…. YOU WIN!
Arming teachers is idiotic. Waaaay idiotic.
But so are your fears.
ok i will drop it. i will not even respond when madd gets onboard and posts his screed.
too late
Madddd, what was your take on your leader’s plan to but an armed asshat in every school?
Also, what was the solution to the security guard/drunk chick riddle? Give them both a gun? I was lost on that one.
I hope madddd does shoot you just so you can feel what it is like to be right for one second in your life.
let’s agree to disagree. i say madd sucks you say he sucks we all say he sucks. agreed. now can we address the hunt? madd if you help me find the medallion I will love you forever.
I’d like to make you two watch Runaway Jury together with one loaded gun on top of the television.
My confidence was way high last year but it is way low now. It seems impossible. But I’m coming up. I told Belly’s sister I was using her house as my base of operations at xmas. Yesterday she texted and asked if I was serious. Apparently her and bobbo mock the entire city during the hunt and they thought I was kidding.
hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt. hunt.
you should join them in their mockery. less hunters. #phyCALogy
by that i mean it would dissuade THEM and OTHERS to hunt.
not YOU. I need you. as I need Madd.
join me brothers.
i’m seriously going to find it. #notkidding
the colder the better. i am not scurred.
security rape was just KD LANG hate…
she plays for concerts that obviously acknowledge that “security” is required… yet, rather than using armed police, they hire slews of $10/hour hicks, who, as it turns out, sometimes rape concert goers.
#BANDIKS
there are already armed police in MANYMANYMANY schools. i think we got one in rayray my senior year. the entire school went on lockdown… i had to make my own set of keys just so i could use the doors i wanted to use.
way to go policy makers… you wasted a few hours of my time, tons of taxpayer money, and inconvenienced everyone else, and thinks are right back to where they were, if not worse.
#MORONS
chicago basically has military checkpoints with assault rifle armed guards…. it’s been that way for many many many years because of “DRUG VIOLENCE”
#BANCAL
if cops have guns, and schools have cops, then schools will have guns…
cops shouldn’t patrol anywhere. cops should be reactionary only… if there is a problem, call them in. otherwise, stay the fuck out. find someone else to pay you to sit on your ass and eat donuts all day.
ok i agree. ok? I AGREE. BANCAL. BUYGUNS. whatever. just help me find it. we need preliminary research and i am not smart. help.
we need to map out all the places it’s been hidden in the passt 20-30 years. what park and where. get this, there is this dude who sells self-published guides and sells them to hunters in the parks. it is incredibly through. i have one but i don’t know where it is.
other necessities:
1) head lamps
2) smart wool socks
3) booze.
START MAKING THE MAP PLEASE.
From AllisonWonderland blog:
The Winter Carnival will soon be upon us and that means the countdown to the Treasure Hunt has begun!
The Pre Dig Gig will be Saturday, January 19th at Joseph’s Grill across the river from downtown St. Paul on Wabasha. A pasta bar will be available from 6-8pm for $15 (it’s excellent food) in our private party room. The full menu is also available in the dining room. We’ll also have our own private bar in the party room. No cost for admission!
Discuss the first clue, get in your park picks, trade hunting stories and conspiracy theories, pose for the group picture, treasure hunt games, and more!
do you see what we are up agains? they have Pre Did Gigs! they have excellent food! group pictures!
here is dudes guide:
http://www.treasurehunt.8m.com/
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
whoa madd here there is a TON of information on this site:
http://www.wintercarnival.8m.com/
click the dates (1950′s, 1960′s etc)
can you see the matrix in this?
whoa. that was awesome love.
that was the most amazing love ever to occur on whazzmaster.com. love PLUS THE SAME LINK? plus you swearing? that is a seriously good sign. we are going to find it.
oh shit it wasn’t the same link. but it was close. we areg oing to find it.
the guide is sold out.
the maps will only serve to confuse us… clear your mind. use the force. oh wait, you’re dumb… let me use my force and i’ll tell you what to do.
done and done.
I agree: clear mind. The past is the past. That documentary showed the folly of trying to use the past to predict the future if this thing.
These pre dig orgies are for people with no friends.
My hunch is that the paper wants to actively distance themselves from all these lunatics. So the paper might actually do things to break these asshole’s perceived “rules.”
The paper’s law dummies prob have the higher ups lighting candles the entire hunt that nothing tragic happens.
They are going to keep the heard moving slowly in the same direction.
please correct any of the understandings i currently hold:
1) there is another “hunt” run by the same paper
2) cal’s mom dominated so much, that the YA’HEARD turned on her
3) cal’s mom took over the entire contest and was in charge of it completely
4) she was fired for sexual harassment
if any of those are true, don’t we have a giant in? do we know who is currently in charge of hiding the medallion or writing the clues or whatever??
sleep well, CLA
it’s best that we allow our government to unarm us while we allow our government to allow other governments to amass true weapons of mass destruction capable of entirely wiping out major metropolitan areas……….
#CALISRIGHT
jfkldasjfdklasjfldkasjfdla i just wrote a long thing and forget my “email” and lost it. jfdklajfdklafjasdkljf ok here’s the deal. the twanks couldn’t get any fools to show up the metrodome so they held a “golden ticket” contest. find the thing and get season tickets.
Year One: ma finds it. Season tix
Year two: ma finds it. Season tix
Year three. ma find it. Searson tix.
Year four. ma is clue writer. handful of tix.
Year five. new stadium. screw you.
so yeah dude. giant in. we have a ringer on our side.
#domination
but that little contest was a joke compared to this. THIS is for glory. THIS goes down in the history books.
madd are you going to be able to abandon your family or what? you can either get on the road and grunt it out in the parks or man the internets.
it’s going to be hard, but i’ll try…
the hardest part will be being so close to canterbury… if i’m going to abandon the fam, i’d really like to gambo, but i think i can beat this silly hunt game too…..
i just want to see what poker is like… from what i hear, limit poker is now usually a 8:1 ratio of “pros”…
1) i doubt that
2) all the better for me
3) check raise
if we get too cold, can we go to canterbury for 5 hours?
i’ll stake you.
Oddly quiet on that sexual harassment question, cla.
Hunt by day, cantaburrrrry by night.
if you want to see what a JOW RIGGED JOKE looks like: turn on the BCS championship.
notre dame is getting booty raped.
Are they just sucking or getting jowed?
So we planning on meeting as a group on Jan 25-27?
It sucks 28-30 is the first week of school. No way I can skip it.
Plus prob too cold to take my papoose on the hunt.
yes yes and more yes.
she was never convicted of anything.
I just hope some @sshole doesn’t find it before I get there! HUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT
here is the thing with preliminary research: asume you are the person picking the hide location…. you will be WELL aware of the hide history, and all current park politics…. but your goal is still to HIDE.
in our enlightened age, hiding consists of an acknowledgement of the potential of misdirection… this leads to a state where the more the data is read into, the further away from the medallion ye shall be.
AKA: put down your maps and have a glass of crown with me.
#FAG
What does mama say? Were scribbled on maps taped all over the kitchen? Did you find her with a big ol magnifying glass when you came in for your morning pop tart?
I only know her via story and some of her chatter in the background during last year’s hunt. But she seems like she probably causally read the paper with her morning tea and just went “duh, this is easy.”
Last year there were moments of clarity followed by insane moments of looking waaaaaaay to deep into things. Freddy had me with his goose house theory, but you and your mom were on the right track with the right park before you went too far and went down the trail to the wrong park.
I think the pattern will be impossible, impossible, impossible. OBVIOUS, impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, OBVIOUS, OBVIOUS, OBIOUSE, OBVIOUS.
The impossible ones will have the whole wonderland and other krews waaaaaaay over thinking things while the cluemaster touches himself.
FUCK THE POLICE
#CALSUCKS
BAN FERTILIZER! BAN LIGHTS!
FOR THE CHILDREN)(&!#^&*)(!#%^*(&!#%^*(&^@$*()@$^&*()!#^&*(
cal, i hope this world you’re creating keeps you as happy as you’ve ever been.
#YOUDESERVEIT
Dude was growing weed.
All that equipment and he produces one sickly banana tree?
And a ponytail.
#guilty
picard
so… anyone with a dick and lisp is guilty of sodomy?
#WATCHOUTCAL
cal, there are already countries that have your utopia already set as policy… why don’t you move to london? no guns, and now fat poor people are left to die unless they prove they are exercising
#RUNORDIE
leave america alone.
what tools will you be bringing on the hunt?
i’ll have something like this
Bring quindo.
Through experience I’ve found the best tool is a garden hoe type tool… except not bent… a flat garden hoe if that make sence. you need something to lift show that’s why your little stick thing would be useless. you need the shovel effect but not something so large as a shovel. I like the anti-research thoughts. I overthought the thing and screwed myself last year. the key really is in the actual hunt. you’ll see, you can’t just poke here and there. most people just sort of stroll around the parks and poke here and there. you can’t do that. you need to actually SEARCH the area. it’s time consuming but clears the mind.
*snow not show
I remember now, it’s an ice chopper. flattened garden hoe. get it?
I give london 50/50. I’m leaning towards it these days. I think i might be the oldest dude left in san francisco
plus the whole “no job” thing helps
Dungeon gone for now.
You are the springer of SF.
I can handle that
i have one of those ice choppers… i was just concerned because the handle was shorter, and it’s way heavier.
i just had a 5 minute argument with the HWK…
“can you say ‘NO’?”
“no.”
“but you just did…”
“no.”
“YES YOU DID.”
“no.”
“so you do know how to say ‘NO’?”
“no.”
“YES YOU DO)*(&#^@)&*(!#%^)&*(!^#)(*!#^*()”
my thoughts on my poke stick:
1) walking stick
2) part long brush
3) kill you
“do you want 50% more cash back?!#^)(&!#^)*(!#^)*(&!#^$*)(^#”
this is better. i hope this stays like this!