HELLLLLLO LADIES

153 thoughts on HELLLLLLO LADIES

1. holy crap, a NUDE command heeded.

   that picture is CAL mated with JAY BREWNOG

2. are you 100% breast feeding? pumping?

   i always found a 4oz bottle of hot tap water quick mix formula would put the shorty down after the they gave up on the tit and just cried.

   #PROTIP

3. 100% tit melk; combination of from-the-tap and pumping. He just wants to eat all the time; weighed him this morning at the doc and he was over 12 lbs but still apparently in fifty-something-th percentile for weight.

4. froggy fresh just dropped list latest track – MIKE’S MOM

5. *HIS)(&*#!@%)&*(!#^&*()!#%)*(!^#*)(!#^*()!^#

6. i know that if you use formula or use disposable diapers that you won’t be invited to the free pizza parties at the capitol, but it does make things way easier.

   maybe all that crying was evolutionary and was meant to drive the man out of the cave so he can be productive.

   #NOTSURE

7. Maybe he cries because he lives on Gregory St. WE SHOULD MOVE TO BAKERSFIELD*(&%^&*^%$&^(()*_&_)(*&_)(&

8. Could be hunger, could be other.

   Each baby is a little riddle. Read every book and website and every advice interweb and otherwise… read it real fast like Johnny 5… and then try them all until you solve your riddle.

   M. Bear was a swaddler, Ben needed machine swings and constant racket. Pi just cuddled in bed with us.

   Every season has its song, bro.

9. That might work, too.

   Looooooooots of meth involved.

10. And some babies just cry for 3 months…

11. we did 100% tit until the kid started the cry-all-night shit, then hit them with the 4 oz bottle (literally and figuratively, but mainly figuratively and very hard literally)…. and that works like 100% to put them down for hours.

    secret fun fact: you can still go to the free pizza parties… THEY DON’T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS)(&!#^)&(!%#*&(%#!*(&^!@

12. don’t hate the player or the game.

    #HATETHELEAGUE

13. OPEN CARRY THAT FORMULA, BRO.

14. MIKE’S MOM IS FUCKING DEAD…….. AND MIKE MIGHT BE DEAD TOO)(&*!%#&*()%#!&*()!#%&*(!#%&*(!%#

    #MYLIFEISSPOILED

15. no one should ever live in bakersfield. it should be destroyed.

    #GASCHAMBERSANDNUKES

16. time for some shotty justice

17. Lesnar has mr mcmahon by the surgiCALly repaired hip!!!

    MY GAWD!!!!

18. HHH has a buzz cut.

19. You should incorporate formula because we have 1.5 gigantic cans of it that we don’t need anymore.

    #MOOJUICE

20. We used a lot of formula. There, I said it. It’s true and I’m not ashamed. Well, I sorta feel ashamed but I actually think that’s ridiculous and dumb and I really don’t think there’s anything wrong with formula. Except maybe it’s name.

    Oh! And we still got to go to the Capitol all the time. In fact, I walked right through it yesterday just because it was the shorter route.

    M. Bear was indeed a swaddler-loving bear and she also liked the good old swing. Is AJ a swinger? Bear could go for hours in that thing. Sometimes overnight. I hated it because it was clunky and huge and definitely not designed by Scandinavians, but once she slept for over hours in it, I nominated it for the Nobel Peace Prize.

21. Those first three plus months are brutal and awful and punishing (unless you have a Pi). It’s no coincidence that that’s when AO got his tubes tied.

22. AO has told me I need to edit my post. It should be “slept for hours” not “slept for over hours.” He is ok with tubal ligation.

23. a local drug sniffer dog ran off during a search a couple days ago…. they just found him and put him back to slave work betraying humans.

    #FUCKEVERYTHING

24. SHOOT POLICE DOGS IN THE FACE

    #WITHGUNS

25. i just got the twitter twat of that kid hooked up to some robot penetration machine. what do you think is wrong with him? i would just try some feeding supplements before calling in the T1000s.

26. P.E.T.A. is too busy suing a videogame company about virtual depictions of whaling in medieval times rather than arguing about real life exploitation of animals that have demonstrated a desire to ESCAPE from.

    FUCK PETA. god damned idiots.

27. irony: without whaling the settlers that would one day breed to become the current PETA members/idiots would have probably died.

    if only……

28. Haha, toro. Good boy.

    Reading moby dick is brutal at times. They were mean as fuck to them whales. It’s also weird to read about processing them down into oil. I don’t wag my finger or dick at them from my historiCAL perch. I just think its odd/ interesting.

    It also gives me hope in humanity’s ability to change and abandon unsustainable ways of life.

    I’d prob play that crazy whale game. Why not.

29. if something is required to sustain a small population of the last 5,000 humans on earth, then it’s not “unsustainable” in a general sense… it’s mandatory.

    whale oil has about 10,000 uses for fools in alaska. it’s not as easy to heard 10,000 st00pid cows as it is to snipe one of the many whales swimming through down with their 2 little whale shorties that can breed and be eaten later.

    NOTHING is sustainable if population increase is sustained.

    #GASCHAMBERSANDNUKES

30. PETA be DUM

31. *TOWN… not down… TOWN#%@()&!%#(&*!&*()!^#*(&)^!#

    fucking whales.

32. PETA are hypocrites…

    i’m sure killing 90% of the adoptable dogs you receive each year is ETHICAL.

    #FUCKOFF

33. the game doesn’t glorify whaling… or even claim to glorify whaling… the game just present whaling as an option.

    the implication of glory came from PETA alone…

    #IGNORANTHYPOCRITES

34. i really want to kill a whale now.

35. Whale’d kill you, bro.

    #easy

36. yo yo yo i don’t look like that dude I look like this old Minnesota Wild player called Andrei Zyuzin:

    http://www.oocities.org/colosseum/track/5435/Main/az15mn.jpg

    http://kaernten.orf.at/static/images/site/oeka/2012014/zyuzin2.5035151.jpg

37. freakish actually. why the eff do i look like so many dudes? i don’t like it.

38. maybe you just look like a jerk, and lots of other dudes look like jerks and you’re a victim of the transitive jerk property?

39. were you a shark attack victim? P.E.T.A. would like to remind your living relatives that your death was deserved revenge

    #BOMBS

40. so… it’s OK for a shark to kill a human for killing a chicken……. but it’s not ok to eat a chicken for a shark eating a human??

    #FUCKOFF

41. HOLLLLLLLLLLER with those test results homie……

    why i’m not a doctor: my solution to everything is #FILLITUP

42. wwwwwwhazz, i checked out that tourney…. $330 with a $20 50% add-on (on time)… then optional $150 rebuy for that same 50% of base original stack. so basically $500 unless you’re a ninny quitter. not sure i can swing that, but i’ll put $200 down on a .50-$1 blind NLHE cash game in your basement on sunday… hopefully there is more than just you there, but i don’t mind. might have fresh pesto.

43. #1 parental tip i can provide:

    #BUTTCHUGGING

44. nothing makes me laugh harder than ripping on cal, but then i think he is amused more by how much it amuses me… then that PISSES ME OFF)&#!%^&*(!%#^P(&*!^#*(&)!^#*^&!#%&*(!#^%*)(!#^

    #HARDTACK

45. i’ll even let you sit Pi in the game and you can help her play her cards… but you can only help her play her hand if you fold first… she still gets blinded off / check-fold otherwise.

46. #DRIVINGACTION

47. i’m watching this new mac miller show on tv 100% BECAUSE MONEY MAKER MIKE ROCKED THAT SHIRT SO HARD, AND WAS WEARING IT WHEN HE EVENTUALLY WAS SHOT BY JAMES!#%(*&!#%(*&!(^*&#%

    anyways… mac miller is legit. he dropped this freestyle after some special homemade cookies while standing in a grocery store parking lot eating out of a clear salad bar container:

    i’m eatin’ eggs without the yokes in em’
    and smokin’ cigarettes without the smoke in em’

    #FUNNY

48. CAL LOOKS JUST LIKE JAMES

    #JERK

49. THIS URL IS BETTER

    #CALSUCKS

50. Wait; are you going to be in Madison this weekend? I’m down for poke-her– the wife and kid are in illinois for long weekend.

51. racilla saturday night to make nasty, then back through mad sunday… wwwwwhazz said he was playing that tourney in millywalkie, but i can’t ball that hard, or get stuck there until 8pm.

52. i could you pick you up late afternoon on saturday if you want to cameo on some nasty tracks and crash at my brother’s house.

    #PESTO

53. paul bearer died last night……. waaaaaaaaaaaaandy still alive. HOW?!@#%^*()&!^#)&(!^)*(#

54. I had a silent partner for the tourney. His whazz name is DAD. But it is filled, boo. I’ll see if I can get a Sunday home game going for ya. You want to spend the night?

    Me and WM often play “Wrestler: Dead or Alive?”.
    A dumb phone with wikipedia access makes the long drive to Dubuque go like nuttin.

55. Here is your quiz:

    Test?
    Prince Albert?
    Boss Man
    Jeff Hardy?
    Hacksw Jim Duggan?

56. alive.
    dead.
    dead.
    alive.
    alive.

57. fuck…. 0-1…

58. fuck…. 0-2

59. fuck yeah. 1-2

60. 2-2…….. HACKSAW RUBBERMATCH

61. BOOM. 3-2.

    #PAYME

62. i couldn’t stay long on sunday… maybe roll in around noon and have to leave by 4… not the greatest time to throw a poker game, but i got the bug in me, and my blood expects to be satisfied with sunday afternoon action.

    #PROBLEM

63. I’ll see what I can do. Worst case, you can potowato.

64. ho-chunk in the dells has a 1pm $85 tourney

65. If my house doodies are done, I am down to ride.

66. Your favorite fat man mma dude wants a top 5 opponent. JDS (#2) needs an opponent because Overreem got hurt. Here is the quote:

    “If I get the call for the fight, I’m there, of course,” Hunt told MMAFighting.com Wednesday night, “and the fans are crazy for it, so it’s good. Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. I’m not injured. I’m always down for a battle. I was born down. You know this.”

    #youknowthis

67. i noticed

68. FUCK THE POLICE, AND FUCK THE FED THAT REFUSES TO CHECK THEM

    #FUCKEVERYTHING

69. why don’t we sequester the retards abusing our civil rights, and simultaneously wasting our shared resources, into a gas chamber?

    #JUSTICE

70. anyone want me to buy them a gun at the eau cleeeezy gun show tomorrow?

    #HOLLLLLLLLLLARIT

71. that fat man has the gift… the problem was that tall guy also seemed to have the gift.

    when is that fight? didn’t faber once fight twice in a week?

    i still like old school… get 8 meth heads and have them fight 3 times in 1 night… no biting, no eye gouging, no small joint manipulation, NO OTHER BULLSHIT. #FIGHT

72. my goldfish is also still alive… he/she has the gift too…

    #WINNING

73. FUCK CANCER TREATMENT CENTERS OF AMERICA

74. drinking made me buy this last night

    http://www.amazon.com/Brunton-Echo-7×18-Pocket-Scope/dp/B000FKMTBS/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1362700054&sr=8-7&keywords=monocular

    #madd-ites

75. #MONOcular

76. flashlights, knives, watches now MONOCULARS. i am pathetic.

77. i am excited to get my monocular. what will i look at first? nature? neighbors?

78. i was using mine to watch a nutzo squirrel deep in the woods behind my house…

    he goes nuts once in a while and starts jumping off trees and running in circles and flipping all over the place… then he climbs up my dutch elm and eats a shitload of bark off of small branches, then he’s good for another week.

    #FILLITUP

79. 15×70 BIoculars

80. you didn’t like this one?

    same rating, same lens sizes, but this one is smaller and focuses closer, and is 40% cheaper.

81. elementary my dear watson. indeed i snooped out the cheapy but upon my exploration of the comments found this:

    3.0 out of 5 stars It’s Okay., January 1, 2011
    This review is from: Carson® CloseUp 7x18mm Close-Focus Monocular (CF-718) (Sports)

    It’s okay for the price I paid, ($13.50), and it’s about average in clarity, etc., but what can you expect for such little money? The close-up feature to me is almost useless as it takes too many turns of the focus tube to use quickly. The Brunton Echo Pocket Monocular to me is a much better pocket monocular for general use.

    #caseclosed

82. you see. for my general use i choose The Brunton Echo Pocket Monocular. #betterforneighborsnooping

83. I just use some junko noks I got for Xmas when I was 12. I monitor the birds and vermin at my feeder.

84. i’m not sure if my nutzo squirrel hates winter and is starving and going nuts, or if this is his favorite time of the year…. he really likes jumping in the snow on his back… i’ve never seen another squirrel do that shit… i’m not sure if he’s starving and rabid, or couldn’t be happier and having fun in his indestructible squirrel body.

    i read a story about a lady that cured her cancer by eating bark… she would just try all the trees in the forrest behind her house… lots of them made her sick, but eventually she found a blend she liked, then she was healthy.

    #SUSTAINABLE

85. hey, what do you english nerds think about the definition of “literally” being updated to mean the exact opposite of “literally”?

    BOOM. there is the google link.

    websters, dictionary.com, wikipedia, all of them updated.

    why didn’t they update “bad” to mean “good”…. after thriller came out?

    #MORONS

86. cal, you literally suck.

87. I don’t like it. Literally. I don’t.

88. ahhhh… so you do. literally.

89. Maddddd, here’s some fun from the last St P/ Diaz conference call.

    http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/3/7/4076334/ufc-158-press-call-full-audio-nick-diaz-gsp-crazy-call

90. “I’m too busy fighting your fights.”

    #ZING

91. GSP is a sellout fool. he is going to lose. #str8up

92. i saw KTcar post this on faceblook

    good to see young skeez’z coming up in the world…… he has a way to go, but i’m sure he’ll make it.

    #KIDS

93. SKEEZ BEATS

    *shocker sticker* / *grenade sticker*

    #GANGSTER

94. FUCK THE POLICE

    officer destroys $50,000 community funded SWAT vehicle while drunk and stupid…. investigators claim there is no reason to believe he was drunk…. i guess they didn’t listen to the person that followed them for a mile while driving on a bare rim and observed them after the truck caught on fire and said I THINK THEY ARE DRUNK.

    #BOMBS

95. MONSTER GOLDFISH

96. That is one cute baby.

97. !!!!

98. Poop mouth. Poop coming out of your mouth.

99. You had that other kid yet?

100. Nay, nay.

     Nice Jen H run in, though.

101. A very long interview about MMA and wrestling. I thought maddddddd might like this part:

     That leads to my second question, which is basically about ‘What is valuable in MMA’? If you listen to Roger Gracie, he’ll tell you a lot of this BJJ stuff – sport BJJ – it’s kind of worthless. Like for a true Spider Guard, you need to be able to grip the gi; there goes that. For X-Guard, you’re going to get pounded on by anybody whose got good balance and is on top. So how much of wrestling – pure wrestling – is worthless for MMA contexts?

     I would say you could only use a couple of the techniques. I would say it’s as few as two. Now there’s variations off of that, but those become MMA. Here’s what you want to do, in any (combat) sport: you want to find out what’s illegal, and whatever is illegal is what you want to do in MMA. A perfect example would be dirty boxing; the reason you can’t grab a guy around the collar of his neck and start punching with your free hand in a boxing match is because it’s so effective that they had to make it illegal. Wrestling is the same way a lot of our locks, there’s times in wrestling we’re not allowed to lock our hands together. The reason is if we locked our hands the other guy would never get away, and it would just be a battle of who could ever get to that lock first would win.

     So you want to find out what is illegal and you quickly want to start implementing them if they are legal in a sanctioned MMA fight, because it’s what’s most effective. In Greco-Roman wrestling which is what I did, we’re not allowed to block with our head. If the gentleman was to put his head on you, it shuts down all of your offense, and they just made it illegal to do. I know I fought a guy named Michael Bisping, couldn’t wrestle a lick, but he put that head where I grew up my entire life that being illegal to do, and it completely shut me down for an entire round until I could figure it out.

     I hope I’m answering your question.You bring up Roger Gracie’s comment, and yeah he’s probably the most fantastic and intimidating submission guy in the UFC right now, but if I could take two more elements away it would shut him down completely. He loves to get on a guy’s back and he’ll choke you out. If you took that away, it would really limit him. But the great fighters are only good at one or two things.

     Here is the whole thing:

     http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/3/9/4081332/technique-talk-chael-sonnen-mma-wrestling-interview-takedowns-ufc-news

102. dana is a gurls name.

103. girls was really good this week… i’m pretty sure that was real cum on those glazed titties.

     #METHODJIZZ

104. MMA is dumb. it’s not mixed. it’s broken and stupid. it’s only getting more broken and more stupid.

     #BANDANA

     shit… i don’t mean headwear… i mean BAN that little ninny DANA.

     i should make BAN DANA BANDANAS)(&*^#)&(*!%^)(*!%^*)(!^

105. banning kicking a downed opponent makes me want to kick dana white’s father in the nuts.

     CAN I KICK OR NOT KICK? IF MY OPPONENT MAKES IT TOO EASY TO KICK THEM EFFECTIVELY, THAT’S ON THEM. GIVE ME A POINT… DON’T CRIPPLE MY POTENTIAL TO EXPLOIT AN OPPONENT THAT MADE THEMSELVES VULNERABLE.

     JUST MAKE IT ALL POINTS. WEEEEEEEEE. I WIN!!(*^!% 114-73…. COUNT THE POINTS, I AM THE BEST FIGHTER… WE NEVER EVEN TOUCHED EACH OTHER)*&!#^%)*&(!#^% SO MUCH FUN. TAKE MY MONEY… I LOVE FIGHTING)(*&#^)*(!#^0789^!#)*(!^#

     cal sucks.

106. i want to soccer kick all of dana white’s unborn children…. and do it LEGIT… head comes off and goes in a waiting goal.

     #FUCKUFC

107. you boys wanna do some fishin?

108. nazi border checkpoints aside, now it’s illegal to stand in the building you live in NYC without surrendering your papers to the police who would otherwise arrest you.

     #FUCKAMERICA

109. i’m rewatching poker after dark from like 3 years ago………. #NEEDACTION!#^(*)&!#^%)&(*!^#)*(!#^%)*(!^#

110. FUCK EVERYTHING. REAL mma is coming to the streets near you… the martial art of GUNS. do you want to know who is winning? they are the ones still alive.

     #EASY

111. brewers game on MLBHD tonight at 8pm.

     i’ll throw that shit on trubbbbbbbs and book any conceivable props.

     #HOLLLLLLLLLLLLARIT

112. i want all nude, bare knuckle, no holds barred, full penetration.

113. Well, I turned on the computer and a google box was filled with these words:

     “scrotal exam bag of worms”

     There were results, bro. Real live results.

114. ill get on that game with you.

     #hang

     #wang

     #furCAL

115. yo cal, buy this

     #NEWHOBBIES

116. fuck… 69 euros for all the gear, but 76 euros for 7 day shipping.

     ugggg. still might be worth it.

     why am i paying for someone else to let their sugar rot? i have rotting sugar ALL OVER*(&)!#%(&*!%#&*()!#%

117. a bit cheaper from germany ~$100 shipped. those saudis work cheap.

     lazy entitled americans make the same shit, but they sell for $2,800…. #FTHAT

118. or you can go modern style with an all electric automatic distiller that is advertised in the snatch of a country chick with giant boobs………

     pretty easy decision.

     #ARABS

119. the brewer game is already over (they won), and mlb tv is showing dumb shit. fuck tv.

120. LESNAR ACCEPTED HHH’S CHALLENGE)(*!%#)(*!#%)(%!#(*&#%

121. Got caught up with a crazy baby. No free time til late. Missed the bus.

     I did get to watch gurls. Super creepy episode. Hard to watch. I spent a good long while trying to google the riddle, what was that jizz?

122. Lawman prob has some booze making ideas. You should see the salamitorium he has in his basement. Looooooots of hanging meat.

123. there was no riddle… the jizz was JIZZ….

     like method acting…. it was method jizzing…

     #IJUSTDIDIT

124. every episode of gurldiks is hard to watch and creepy…. that’s why i hate it, and why i keep watching.

     #HOWARDSTERN

125. LIVE POPE SMOKE CAM

     #INFALLIBLE

126. “On all fours” was extra creepy. I bet it broke cal.

     #mancum

127. I way over pondered when dude ordered a jack and ginger.

     I was like, why the giner drink, big man? But then I remembered that he last drank when he was 17 and then it made sense as a silly 17 yr old drink.

128. A fun kids in the hall on lady drinkin:

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4

129. POPE?
     NOPE.

130. he obviously likes the mediCAL and nutritioNAL benefits of ginger… and yet sipping whiskey on the rocks is still not called gulping whiskey for a reason… a little water? no thanks… i’d like some fizzzzz…. 7up? no thanks… high fructose corn syrup is expensive… god damn ethanol has those cornmoney fuckers rolling in benzies FO REAL. how about soda water? tonic?

     let me ask you something, barkeep……. you got anything light and fizzy with any GINGER in it????????????

     #DRUNK

131. #SWEETVERMOUTH

132. so, just to let you idiots know… i’ve recently found out that our great and wonderful FREE nation got itself a few laws on the books:

     anyone selling a “still” must at any time divulge their client list… a warrant is not required, nor is a judges order or even suspicion.

     after receiving the client list, ATF agents can enter your property, again with no warrant / court order / suspicion, and demand to see your still, explain what you use it for, prove you use it for that, and then they can search for any unstamped shine.

     seriously, cal. you dropped 1,000s of folds from your benny clip just to get certified as someone that upholds these travesties.

     #SUCK

133. so, new advice: DO NOT BUY THOSE THINGS.

     make your own or pay cash somewhere and don’t give any ID.

     land of the oppressed.

     #UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

134. copper tubing and a pot????

     CRIMINAL(*&%&*()!#%)&(!%#)(*!#%)*(!#%

     GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT.

     #FUCKOFF

135. yo, JenH… are you still fighting the shit law war, or riding high, real housewives of newscasters style?

136. one of the minnesota wild is named Cal Clutterbuck

     everytime i hear his name i think of cal and all the junk he collects.

     #CLUTTERBUCKCURSE

137. TUF NON-SPOILER RAAAAAAAAAGE(*&^!#&(!^)897^

     kneeing a downed opponent to the head after you bloodied the shit out of them and put them on the mat is illegal… but that guy moving his head TOWARDS your knees CRIPPLES you… you can’t move… you hit his head with your knee and you’re a cheating ninny…. so you have to roll and give the guy position… then he postures above your face and drips blood directly into your eyes on purpose… he rubs the blood into your eyes by rubbing his hands across your face constantly… he raises his face and purposefully drips streams of blood into your eyes.

     ALL LEGAL.

     #FUCKAMERICA

138. dana white has ruined this country. it is ruined. it’s dana white’s fault.

     as a fair judge, i have a punishment…. whoever holds the UFC belt in the weight class of dana white, will get to fight in the cage with dana…. the fight won’t stop until a majority of fans in the audience vote for the fight to stop via a white flag under every seat. no time limit. no holds barred. nude / full pen.

     #YOUREWELCOMEAMERICA

139. POPIN’ my ass

140. Dana is a girl’s name but he does not get to make the rules or decide how fights are judged or pick ref or anything.

     It’s a weird combo of old boxing money and law and, dare I say it, probably cal.

141. I so want to see GSP bleeding in HD on my new tellie.

142. Did you watch Breaking Bad yet?

     It might start to SPOIL soon. Ya hear me, Geno?

143. DANA = ENABLER = GUILTY

     #SHOTTYJUSTICE

144. take your little fight club back to the new mexican desert and broadcast your shit PPV over IP.

     #BRINGBACKTANKABBOTT

145. sold out the league that he didn’t start, and the sport with it, every step of the way.

     #ALLDANASFAULT

146. maybe i’ll watch breaking bad tonight… not sure i care anymore. their crew is killing innocent kids. shark is jumped.

     #BORING

147. i know he love me cause he cum in my face….
     i said SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-IT….
     don’t saaaaaaay-it
     one time he told me and it was a disgrace…
     i said SPRAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-IT….
     don’t saaaaaaay-it

     #NEWNASTYDROPPINGSOON

148. dana white should be charged with anti-trust under anti-monopoly laws.

     top 10 underground fight leagues

149. i was most excited to see “felony fights”… “no rules, no judges” but, when i clicked on that, it says the video was removed due to sexual content.

     i knew full pen was pushing it… maybe i’ll have to cut that.

     #DANASYMPATHY

150. My fav was the middle school fight club.

     When I was in 5th grade we lived near a place called Speedy Chicken. They’d let us box in the back for an order of fries. They only had one pair of gloves though. So getting righty was crucial. I visited my granny a few weeks back and drove around my old hood for fun. Speedy is now a subway. So lame.

     #lefty

151. Some gsp quotes about that press conference:

     But, after that I listened to the conversation and my friend who is an English speaker said, ‘you guys are both out of line.’ I realize I was out of line, too. We were both talking about stuff that didn’t make any sense. I’m sure some scientist will listen to the tape 1,000 years from now and they will try to analyze the depth of our conversation and still not understand it. It was actually pretty funny.”

152. A marble mouthed ganster and a french canadian talking sausage at each other makes for a linguistic good time.

153. Where the heck is clutterbuck?