Looking Back: Charter Fucking Communications

You may remember that time in 2007 where I ranted and raved about how shitty Charter Communication’s service is. For a dumb guy that basically types ‘NUDEPOST’ every two weeks so you fools have a new blank slate to talk about fantasy baseball, I understandably don’t get too many hits from the ‘outside world.’  That post in particular, however has somehow made it to result #7 on a Google search of ‘chart fucking sucks’. That also means that we get disgruntled Charter customers coming along every once in awhile to add their thoughts to the ongoing nightmare that is ‘being a customer of Charter Fucking Communications.’ I am not a revolutionary, but if me swearing about these dumbfucks spreads some social media hatred that in any way could possibly impact their stupid company then I feel that the Internet has done its job. Good job, Internet.

On another topic, Flickr made some updates like WHOA; check out my gallery now, fools.

On a third topic, I’m interested in fooling around with a new forum system called Discourse. How about you regulars head over to the sandbox and play around with it. The main benefit (among others) would be no more need to call for a NUDEPOST, but there’s some other interesting shit in there too. I dunno, try it out and let me know if I should install it on my server.

273 thoughts on “Looking Back: Charter Fucking Communications”

  1. i haven’t responded to the pizza boys yet.

    i’ve been searching for troops online for years just so i’d have an icebreaker with them. the brand was supposed to be resurrected by nelly in 2008, but i still don’t have any.

    my trubbbbbbbilyzer is on the fritz… stuck pixels that are spreading… supposedly a known issue with faulty thermal paste on the imaging chip.

  2. nice… i found a secret support number for optoma, and they said they’ll fix it for free.

    i might have to go a few weeks with no trubbbbbbbbbbs.

    at least i have you, chaw… my only friend.

  3. oh dubs…. are you fools all bringing shorties along? i worried about getting sued by all of you for encouraging procreating. what a dumb idea. i’m so dumb.

    rach-o might be open to a weekend at the fancy mystique with the gurrrrrrrls. she would embarrass me at the canny with her nose in the air… i can’t risk that. that d00d is FAMILY.

  4. I think that artiCAL is an excellent ice-breaker. send them a couple of your greatest hits! I want to hear a pizza boy / skeezer mashup

  5. i asked the pizza boys if they want to make songs about how much cal sucks.

    #SUCK4LIFE

  6. my time spent dipping fine cut skoal instilled all the skills i need to cope the cope. i think i might prefer it now. OH NO.

    maybe i’ll just dip4life. quitting is for queers and vagabonds.

  7. yes YES YES! we need to go nine innings of apple ball and a tin of COPE and some TROOPS. I can’t decide which I like more, the red TOOPS or the purple with that arrow. troops are cool.

  8. There’s a trail in golden gate park where they have these excercise things. I ran there then Did some sit-ups, then 8 pull-ups. 4 hands over the bar and 4 under. also hung on the olympic ring things for a bit. #massive

  9. rach-o bought me a bunch of tiny pink dixie cups to spit in.

    #ENABLER)&!#%)&*(!#%(&**()!#%

  10. Troop was the ultimate ’80s/’90s hip hop brand – crazy hightops, gold badges, huge branding – their sneakers certainly had a presence that defied good taste.

    whazzmaster.com: defying good taste since 2001

  11. K-ROD going for 300.

    he hates that nickname. i’ll CAL him GAY-ROD instead.

    #YOUREWELCOME

  12. Bro’a: I been runnin and funnin for the last 2 weeks. When I get home tomorrow I’ll nude post it up!

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