80 thoughts on “Carlos Gomez is Incredible

  1. Ever hear of Chad Qualls, bro?
    #regime

    Chad Qualls worked a scoreless ninth to pick up his fourth save as the Astros defeated the Orioles 3-1 on Thursday.

    Advice: Qualls has been perfect since manager Bo Porter named him the club’s official closer on May 16. The save opportunities have been few and far between, but Qualls is two-for-two with four strikeouts, no walks, and no hits in four innings since. Overall, he has a 2.76 ERA and a 1.29 WHIP.

  2. you want wainwright? i want qualls and cruz.

    also, FUCK THE POLICE

    so the police get a report, there is a crazy guy posting crazy videos… they decide looking at the videos would be a waste of their precious beating up women and threatening to kill them while shouting racial slurs at them time, so they just go to shooterboy’s house…. “you cool, bro?” “yes” “well, ok then… bye!”

    knowing how inept the police were could have put him over the line. NOW OR NEVER.

    #BOOM

  3. way to go brewers diamond dancers. you ruined my day. if atticnasalbro is paying you ANYTHING, it’s too much. go cry to CNN, and then go back again the next day to complain about inequality while your twat is hanging out.

    #ROLLOUTSOMEDUDES
    #AFFIRMATIVE

  4. my favorite part of fantasy baseball is bidding exactly $1 more than someone.

    everything else makes me MADDDD^D*&D^*D&^D&^$D&%$F*^%D$*&^D%$FD^&*F$D&*^$%&*^%$D*(&^F%A

  5. Cruz’s hand is fine, boner. You turned down the #1 man in all of fantasy for Wainwrong.

  6. i didn’t get into this shit to dominate the pitching game, but it’s happening. i am the #1 man in all of fantasy. alone. me. qualls is a regime of SHIT.

    #POINTS

  7. hey, directv…. “you don’t have to see cable wires in every room”…. uh…. the tv still uses power, right? there is still a video signal to the tv, right? if the homeowner already had the power cable routed through the wall, then they would snake the video cables through the same hole. YOU ARE LYING TO PEOPLE.

    i will use your internet service to spread my DISGUST OF LIARS.

    FUCK CHARTER
    FUCK COMCAST
    FUCK DIRECTV
    FUCK TIME WARNER
    FUCK DISH NETWORK AND ALL YOU HALF RAPPIN ASS NUGRUTS.
    MY 44 WORDS OF HATE WILL MAKE SURE YOUR CUSTOMER BASE DON’T GROW

    #DIESLOW

  8. cardholder services is trying to adapt to me… idiots don’t realize i’m a 12th degree judo master. my gentle ways of manipulating inertia cannot be matched.

    so now i play it straight… i have lots of debt. i need help. i’m sorta dumb though… are these “payment plans” or “payday loans”??? that’s what got me in this mess in the first place. i’m so dumb with money. please help me.

    then i wait until they say the word “annually”… i go on the defensive, slightly embarrassed… “i don’t owe anything anally… i don’t do that… i just owe money.” they never hang up right then… i got them hooked… so they explain it again, say “annually” again and i go back to “anally” and eventually they say “i said ANNUALLY, sir”, and that’s my cue: “OUT MY BUTT???!!! *FART*” *click*

  9. yeah, i’ve been workshopping it a bunch. they started hanging up on my copy-inflection game after 2 words. they started hanging up on my facebook references. this one is working good.

    a few other people understand the opportunity to waste their time and have some fun rather than getting pissed off…. it’s healthy. if you get mad at robocalls, YOU SHOULD ONLY BE MAD AT YOURSELF. YOU SUCK. your name is probably something dumb, like CAL)(*&!#%^

    youtube fools having fun

  10. osama bin president’s FTC declared cardholder services their enemy #1 in a giant marketing campaign right before the 2012 election. they claimed to served the florida based company with paperwork, but, nothing has changed. even i know their address. you can go there… if you had a timmy v rental truck full of horse poop you could BOOM that place good. so could barry hussein. he’s a pussy, and his FTC refuses to put my tax dollars to work to do their job against their stated #1 enemy. government is useless and ineffective. BOOM is the move. bammer can’t dance. he has small little baby gurl dik. come to my house. put a trace on the line. send one of your toys there with fire from hell. DON’T BE A PUSSY.

    i’ll take care of this myself, just like i always do, you worthless CHUMPS(^&*!#%!#(%*&&*(_!#^)*(&!#^

  11. i’m convinced that cardholder services is part of the federal shadow government, initially funded by the “credit” industry or put into bills by representatives in their pockets, to weed out the idiots that would fall for the scam, before a “real” scammer could get them and take their money (or their insurers’ money). the ol’ shylock game. initially started with altruistic intentions, however “the powers that be” took the reigns, then realized…. well, we got their money AND we prevented someone else from getting it first… how about we just keep it? then the “real” scammers realized that you could get elected to those positions and they could make more money that way, and they just have to run enough ads to win a campaign. if there is a direct correlation between the top buyers of advertising ALWAYS winning the campaign, then there isn’t real democracy. there is a middleman that must be fed before potential can exist. that potential is a guaranteed right that is being denied.

    turning the shadow government pawns against their duty is a front line activity of any defender of freedom.

    #VETERAN

  12. here is the next big bitcoin scam: BitBookie

    basically, for every game or wagerable action there are 2 bitcoin “addresses” created… you send the one you want to bet on money, then you get a prorated share of the action on the other side with no rake.

    obviously the people that own the infrastructure and all the new bitcoin accounts that own the receiver wallets are eventually just going to walk away one day stealing all of the money in action… or someone is going to hack those accounts and do the same, but either way it will be blamed on a hack while the GENIOUSES behind bitbookie run away with all your money.

  13. someone please cancel the ultimate fighter. i can’t watch these fergits tapdance anymore. i can’t watch dana yell at the guys for sucking. YOU HIRED THEM. YOU SUCK. STOP SUCKING. STOP LETTING TERRIBLE FIGHTERS RUIN MMA. you want them to finish?? WHY DON’T YOU FINISH FIRST, DANA?

    you have a gurls name.

    #GROWADIK

  14. Yep, it’s bad right now. Here is the next PPV. I’d pay .000000000001 bitcoins to watch it.

    Flyweight Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Ali Bagautinov [a]
    Welterweight Rory MacDonald vs. Tyron Woodley
    Light Heavyweight Ryan Bader vs. Rafael Cavalcante
    Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs. Brendan Schaub
    Light Heavyweight Ryan Jimmo vs. Ovince St. Preux

  15. Opening fight, I’d bet on Jimmo. just so I could yell: come on Jimmo Jimarino over and over again.

    Second fight, whoa: Arlovski is back. He’s been out of the UFC since my San Diego days. I’m sure this one is great.

    Bader v one of the ninja turtles… I’ll take a nap.

    Rory Mac v Woodly gets me to open my eyes again.

    The main event: hopefully I’m drunk enough to care.

    With all that said, I’m not fucking watching this for free let alone paying for it.

  16. i thought hendo was fighting again… that must me the one after…. or is hendo fighting in summerslam this year??

  17. the “equal time” regulations were obviously put in place to stop the very thing i’m talking about… but paying for ads is an easy way around that… but the 2 party monopoly has already made it moot. WHERE IS MY EQUAL TIME???

    so, new rules… if you pay for an ad on TV, you also have to pay for an ad for everyone else on the ballot.

    DONE. SO SIMPLE.

    #YOUREWELCOME

  18. Here is a description of the final round:

    Round 3 – Cormier with a friend kick and a head kick. Cormier just picked Henderson up and legit WWE-style bodyslammed him. Henderson got up and got ragdolled again. Cormier worked from the top. He moved to mount. Henderson doesn’t even look like he wants to be there anymore. Henderson was just turtled up on his h ands and knees while Cormer spun around him and punched him in the head. Cormier attacked for a choke with just brute strength and actually got it. Henderson held on for a while but the referee jumped in and stopped it. Hendo went out.

    Daniel Cormier defeats Dan Henderson by submission (rear naked choke), 3:53 of round 3

    And a cool vid of the slam:

    http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/6/4/5778774/ufc-173-super-slo-motion-video-highlights-featuring-dillashaw-vs

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