The Packers– A Season In Retrospect

OK, big news first. I made the haiku interface non login-based. So, you can add haikus even if you don’t have a whazzmaster.com login. Click here to check it out. Now, before you go off and add a crazy fucking haiku that is 12-5-7 or some shit, let me state that once you add you can’t edit or delete a haiku, so be careful.

Now, let’s have an update on Wirkus’ Contest Contest™. So far we have a few entries, so let’s look at them:


  • The Madd Scientist Whazzmaster.com Merchandise Slogan Contest™: people submit and vote on logos and/or slogans for official whazzmaster.com t-shirts, coffe mugs, etc.
  • Kristi’s Dumbest Trademarked Slogan Contest™: see what the dumbest thing/word/phrase we can get trademarked is.
  • The Michael Wirkus Drawing Contest™: everyone draws a picture of their favorite 2002 Whazzmaster moment, and we vote on it.
  • The Casperson Picture Caption Contest™: Take a randomly selected or predetermined photo from this website and write a caption for it. Or even better write a haiku about the photo.

So, those are the current suggestions. I’m open to more, so add yours below. Sometime soon we’ll cut off the suggestion phase and go right to the voting phase.

As I typed the above, the Falcons blocked a punt and covered it up in the endzone for a touchdown. Goddamn the Falcons. Also, goddamn John Madden and his turduckens…

Kyle just said, “errrrgh, hi my name is John Madden and my blood type is gravy, errrghh.”

Ryan just said, “thank you, that’s a great stat to have you stat-fuckers.”

As you can see, spirits are not high as the Packers stumble-fuck their way out of the gate in the Wild Card Playoff game against the Falcons.

Now the Packers fumbled the punt return.

Now we just saw a stat that said that the Packers have never come back from a 15+ point deficit in the Brett Favre era. Ryan said “that’s another great fucking stat.”

–whazz on

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