Guess who’s back? Back again. Guess who’s back? Daniel fucking Hinkel. I got my Daily Cardinal email with a list of headlines, and I saw one that seemed strange: Classes you do not need: Liberal Arts. I didn’t know when I clicked on the link who the author was, but as soon as his fucking face came up…
Punch to the face in 5… 4… 3…
…I knew what kind of fucking gayness I was in store for. So, this homo decides that he took classes that did not benefit him in any way in college, and he further feels that the college should be ashamed because of that. Let me get this straight, you shit-eating goony bird, you didn’t get anything out of school because, AS YOU SAY YOURSELF, you took classes that you weren’t interested in just to pass requirements, and it’s now the school’s fault that you didn’t learn anything.
Example: this cock-juice drinking troglodyte took “an elementary math class” to pass his Quantitative Reasoning B requriement. After taking the class he “couldn’t balance…” his “own checkbook”. Even taking into account that he is trying to be sarcastic, he is retarded. In fact, I believe that real retarded people should beat the shit out of him for giving them a bad name.
I think I’ve figured out what this fuckface’s MO is. He fancies himself a sarcastic purveyor of realism on campus. He wants to be the Jerry Seinfeld saying “what’s the deal with this Quantitative Reasoning B requirement? I mean, c’mon! I couldn’t balance my checkbook with that class!” News flash dickweed, you’re not funny. Moreover, you’re basically saying “There are stupid people who actually find this class hard?!” Hey Einstein, I didn’t see you in my Linear and Matrix Algebra class. Was that too easy for you too? What the fuck major are you in that’s so great and difficult? Oh yeah, journalism. And not good journalism either, just Daily Cardinal Feature Wednesday journalism. This fucking guy disses math, english, and foreign language (I would venture to say the core of most majors at the school since you can’t go into arts or science without a knowledge of english or math), and then expects us to laugh along with him at the stupidty of the school?! Does he even go to school?! Is he a homeless hobo on State St that Cardinal got to write features on Wednesdays?!
1. He is either being serious and he is the dumbest piece of shit on the UW campus, or he is attempting to be sarcastic and failing so spectacularly that it almost seems like he is being serious.
2. Liberal Arts is the most important aspect of the college education. Otherwise you’re just attending DeVry to get your associates degree in computer wiring.
3. If he wants the (nationally accredited) UW college to start requiring classes “on the Heimlich manuever, CPR, or self-defense” I suggest he first shove a 2-by-4 up his ass, then enroll in a 12th-grade home economics class for the more advanced training he requires.
4. If you want spend you life “reading up on how to cook, sew, and change” your oil… fuck it, take the home ec class for that shit too. It sounds like everything you require is waiting for you in Ms. Sanchez’s HOSA club at Washington Park High School in Racine, WI.
God this guy is a fuck-tard.