Andre Nickatina Tite

Ok, me french connect and fuddruckus traveled up to cal’s famed san francisco for a stop on andre nickatinas “world tour”. after dealing with JST (judd standard time) and a rach-ho stolen ack’ we begin rollin in the phat burb.

We get in, get drunk, and accessibility to all the cats was excellent as usual. dre dog was just chillin and drinking. frenchy complained to him about waiting and put him in check. he started the show. he ended the show. seriously, this cat rapped over CD for like 3 songs, gave a few shout outs and left. what. the. fuck.

as french is my bay area mentor, he pointed out some other players in attendance such as equipto. even nickatina gave equipto a shout. but did equipto say 1 word on the mic? no. C’MON. R U JOKIN’ ME?!

Of course the real gangstas start to fight outside and 4 or 5 cop cars full of tiny white pigs show up. me and french connect begin fighting as well. not other people, just each other. french breaks one of the 2 rocks glasses i stole… fucker. anyways as the gangsta fight calms down a bouncer (carrying the rope they hung his great great grand-daddy with), came over with 3 tiny white cops, and says he is going to “citizen arrest us” for smashing bottles over each other. i start to yell that we didn’t have bottles, when a sobering frenchy explains it would be smarter to just leave. awwwwwwl right.

i guess rach-ho came and got me cause i woke up in my bed naked.

23 thoughts on “Andre Nickatina Tite

  1. 4. ro is dumb for not using the correct haiku format, but she had the correct number of syllables. she is still dumb.

  2. i zinger can not give a zing, but the zingED can. she forfeited to my eliteness. i shall allow the zing and accept it graciously.

  3. a zingED person may at anytime realize their own stupidity and zing themselves to save whatever face they have remaining. they are in a zing pergatory for a while though and can not attempt to zing anyone else.

  4. i used to believe i nursed my alcohol as well… until you held me up at every stop on the pub crawl as i finished before you… what a sad, sad display. i once looked up to your drinking abilities… now… i cry a lot.

  5. did you just zing yourself for being gay on a saturday nite? i could have thought of something else to do.

  6. i did… did you read the previous story? all the rest of the pictures were pointless…

  7. A blonde and her family were in the car on the way to Disney World. They were getting close to their exit on the highway, when suddenly the family saw a sign that said “Disney World Left.” Naturally, the blonde started bawling.

  8. These I haven’t seen before. Some are pretty good.

    The Best 25 Country Western Song Titles

    25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

    24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

    23. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

    22. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

    21. I Sold A Car To the Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run So We’re Even

    20. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

    19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

    18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

    17. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

    16. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

    15. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

    14. I’ve Got tears In My Ears From Lyin’ On My Back and Cryin’ Over You

    13. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

    11. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

    10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You

    9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

    8. Please Bypass This Heart

    7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

    5. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

    4. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

    3. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Double

    2. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the number one Country and Western song is:

    1. I Haven’t Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few

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  10. Worst. Wedding Picture Taker. Ever.

    Its a good thing popcorn was taking pix, cuz you only had 8 decent from the whole nite. you suck dick.

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