You know, the REAL fans out there who come to this site only for my writing. Madd Scientist: I hereby order you to write posts longer than
went drankin last night. scott pissed on an electric fence. don’t remember nuthin. holla.
Grand Masta Caspa, I hereby order you to write posts about being a bouncer. You have stories that must be told. Use college writing skills to entertain me.
Wirkuswhazz, I hereby order you to give me a story post about something. I liked the mud wrestling post. Go out around town and find something that’s happening, and then report back. Or, tell the story of the night you put a rock in Scubby’s mouth. Just make sure it’s a story post.
Judd’s going to Los Angelos this weekend, and as much as I want to go and repeat last times’ activities, I keep having this feeling like the first was the best and anything after will just feel like its boring. Besides, me and wifey are giong to spend the weekend writing Thank You cards and figuring out how best to use a joint checking account.
That’s about it. Topic of discussion today: I want everyone to tell ONE story from when they worked an hourly job as a high school/college student. Make it good, and post it as a comment. ONE only, you have to pick your best. Be eloquent, don’t write like a hungover Madd Scientist. Make me believe that I’m in the back room with you as you give the night manager and line cooks BJs in the chef’s office.