i’m 24 years old, yet every day i learn something new. yesterday was no exception.
the first thing i learned was that if you start drinking before 3pm, and continue through bar time, you will probably be too drunk to remember getting head in scotts bathroom.
secondly, it is possible for 2 people to drink a case of beer, 2 fortys and a couple bottles wine before going out to the bars. i did not know that.
thirdquel, i learned that thirdquel is a word.
did you know that you can bargain with a bar keep over the price of trucker hats? well, kid, you can. and i have the hat to prove it. (and the empty bottle of pabst that we got free with them)
here is an important one for you inebriation junkies, if a large man tries to open field tackle you, but ends up hanging on your back, ignore your first instinct to slam them into the nearby glass pane store front. why? because said friend will go through the glass and you will be forced to run. i dont like running.
well, just take this as a reminder to keep your eyes open, and never stop learning.