our favorite fake homosexual, gourmet chef, and all around womanizer jack tripper is dead today.
as is the great song writer, singer johnny cash.
tonight, i drink for you guys… you inspired me to convince my landlord i was gay, then proceed to fuck countless bitches and battle rap their parents at 5am.
ritter, cash, i love you guys. i wish that thighmaster bitch never entered either of your lives. step by step sucked. TGIF DEEEEEZ NUUU-UUUUTZ.
new show on abc starring the madd scientist: just the 10 inches of me.
oh, i’m drunk.