Fucking A Nice

Got this email this morning:

Hi folks,

The FY04 college recruiting season is about to kick into full swing. Next month, we will be attending career fairs at Stanford (October 7) and Cal Poly SLO (October 13 and 14). Early next year, we will also be attending events at our two other target schools: Berkeley and Wisconsin.

We’re looking for volunteers to help work the booths and talk to the students. This is a chance for you to take a day off from your regular work to spread the Intuit gospel, interact with young energetic minds and help shape the future of QBG. If you’re interested in participating, please sign up at our College Recruiting QuickBase.

For more information on what’s involved in representing Intuit at a career fair, please see the attached document.

Oh please let me be able to go back to Wisco on the company’s dime. That would rock hard.

42 thoughts on “Fucking A Nice

  1. Thank you all for making so little goddamned sense. Really, thank you. In other news, I will be 25 next Friday. Everyone clap. Madd, get the clap.

  2. I want an answer from someone in Wisconsin: are you or are you not excited about me coming to Madison paid for by our friends at Intuit? Or has your DNS not updated enough for you to see this yet?

  3. I am in Washington, D.C. and can not post today, but I am ever so happy that Zach is going to be here. Realy I am.

  4. On a non-Madd Scientist note, when is this trip to Wisconsin going to take place? Do you have any additional details? Also, are you going to be allowed to bring your spouse?

  5. marksie, i did not work in a hotel. worse. i worked for a restaurant with 10 slutty ghetto women. for 7 years.

  6. Jen, BeneFit is by far is the best makeup. It is the makeup styling medium for the upmost spunky divas. Have you tried the shimmer powder? A must for that silky, sparkling, sexy skin. (I found like a commercial for the Company) I think I pratically own every product from that line.

  7. in unrelated news, we have conflicting reports that the madd scientist died last nite…this has yet to be confirmed, but all indications are pointing in that direction. the scientist has left the building.

  8. What do you mean by legitimate? Would a First or a ZING count? How about, “no, your stupid” or would they have had to have written you’re correctly?

  9. there was this one time when I was taking the badger bus back to madison I saw a homeless guy masturbating. I think I was living with moneypenny or kyle at the time so maybe one of them can back me up on this one. Can I have like 25 posts for that one? By the way who wants posts and why am I begging for them now?

  10. ha, friendster…i got really drunk & maybe high (not confirmed 100% by anyone though) and signed up for it last nite.

  11. Saw The Rundown today. Short form: Worth a matinee, but not when the matinee costs $9.25. Fuck that shit. Rock is pretty funny, Stiffler is not too funny, and Christopher Walken is Christopher Walken.

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