Hey pals. It’s me wirkuswhazz. Sorry I haven’t been whazzing. I’ve been busy, and the last few times I stopped in whazzmaster.com was down.
1. House of Leaves is a great book. It jumped into my top ten of all time. Check it out if you need something to read.
2. Lost in Translation sucks.
3. Motherfuckin’ Brewers: WE SENT THE CUBS TO THE PLAYOFFS. SOMEONE KILL ME.
4. Madd, I can play on Wednesday, but I can’t be hungover on Thr because I’m getting teeth pulled that morning. Holla if you want, I’ll answer my phone if it’s before 1:00 am CST.
5. Timmah, I still have your weiners.
7. Hojo hell: At 3:30am I stepped on a nail. It hit the bone in the bottom of my foot. I was drunk. Way drunk. I splashed some water on it, slept for a half hour, went to work at 5am. The 7am bellman never showed. I worked 5-3 pm. After work I went to the hospital.
8. Hojo Joy: Meeting Cal.