Long time no nothin’

Hey pals. It’s me wirkuswhazz. Sorry I haven’t been whazzing. I’ve been busy, and the last few times I stopped in whazzmaster.com was down.

1. House of Leaves is a great book. It jumped into my top ten of all time. Check it out if you need something to read.

2. Lost in Translation sucks.

3. Motherfuckin’ Brewers: WE SENT THE CUBS TO THE PLAYOFFS. SOMEONE KILL ME.

4. Madd, I can play on Wednesday, but I can’t be hungover on Thr because I’m getting teeth pulled that morning. Holla if you want, I’ll answer my phone if it’s before 1:00 am CST.

5. Timmah, I still have your weiners.

6. PFFFFFT!

7. Hojo hell: At 3:30am I stepped on a nail. It hit the bone in the bottom of my foot. I was drunk. Way drunk. I splashed some water on it, slept for a half hour, went to work at 5am. The 7am bellman never showed. I worked 5-3 pm. After work I went to the hospital.

8. Hojo Joy: Meeting Cal.

74 thoughts on “Long time no nothin’

  1. Also, I think Bellgirl has a really good point. Calling her place of employment a loony bin is really horrible. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You should refer to it by its official title: The Nut House.

  2. Dude – nerd camp is where you get to put your nerd where your nerd has never been before. aka. bellgirl will wipe your ass for you.

  3. Jen, you can get timmah to join you on friendster. You only have to violate the picture posting policy.

  4. Arianna Huffington dropped out of the race. Did you hear that Moneypenny? She… dropped… out. You were going to vote for a quitter.

  5. Are they taking bets on this in Vegas? My money (but not my support) is on Arnold. OK, polls have a history of error, but even so, Arnold has a huge lead, both in polls of the general public and in polls of registered voters. Perhaps they wonít bother to actually vote. What I donít understand is why anyone wants to be governor right now. The state is in a piss poor situation. Why inherit that mess?

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