Pssst, Cal, look to your left. We are waiting.
hmmm. it seems i have the floor. hmmm. interesting to see meridel posting. she must lurk like madd’s GF.
LURKERS! we know you are out there! LURKERS!
more posting less lurking!
see you at whazzgiving. xo cal
i am gay.
hmmm. seems i still have the floor. well i’d like to talk to you all today about vegetarian whazzing. i know you may not WANT to be a vegtarian whazzer right away but there may be a few things you don’t know. see, you can have just as much fun whazzing with your various vegetables and the fruit family than with any meats you enjoy at the moment. take me, i like to whazz and i also enjoy a good vegetable from time to time. mmmmmm corn… and fruits… mmmmmm. so that’s all i have to say for the time being. just something to think about while you whazz away your day. ok. bye.
dammit! that i am gay declaration was not mine it was an imposter! however the fruit and vegetable talk was indeed mine. so, in summary, gay post= bad faker wazzer, fruit and vegetables= loving straight cal. bye.
this is the all gay all cal post blog.
seriously dude, i’m not gay and i’m not cal.
although i may not be gay i do enjoy the occasional vegetable or fruit in the ass.
i hate you all
ok that’s it…
boom bold cal. accept no substitutions.
boom, back to no bold cal. respect the substitutions.
except gay unbold cal. i’m cool too.
oooooooopssss hello FRISSSSSSSCO
i hate you. boom?
you creepy bastards, go back to televised wrestling and BACK THE FUCK UP. creepy bastards.
ok, i am sorry i had to go bold. back to normal cal. i hope we have a fun whazzgiving and respect our bodies and not eat meat.
JUST KIDDING, I’M GAY
sssssssssuper, i’m sssssstrapped, gimme your ssssstuff. jusssssst put it in my assssssss.
the madd scientist hates you.
somebody write a new blog already, clear the slate for god’s sake
ssssstop talking like me. like princccce, i’m gonna turn mysssself in a sssssymbol.
ssssserioussssssly. like…. calgon take me away already. geeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
clever you asshole.
Sometimes I bend over really far and look up my own ass with a mirror.
You all are so weird. It is like Cal is Gizmo, and a few drops of water later, this site is swarming with Gremlins.
Sometimes I bend over real far and gremlins come out of my ass!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH! GREMLINS!!
mmmmmmm…. gremlin ass
i’m strapped…put your gremlin in my ass
during some of my homoerotic days i like to do drawings, here is one for whazzgiving, disregard the first attempt
sometimes i am dumb & gay, but hey, i live in the bay, i eat some hay, did i tell you i was gay
I like to play with myself while thinking of Donkeys.
gay donkeys that is.
Whazzmaster.com: Sometimes I bend over really far and gremlins come out of my ass!
wow, that was a lot to wake up to…
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