CAL: how many people are you bringing to my house for Whazzgiving? It’s not like I just have to throw some more gravy in the pot. You and your kind need an entirely new menu. You have to tell me more than just the day before that you’re bringing 3 vege-tegans to my house. It’s not a problem BUT I HAVE TO KNOW AHEAD OF TIME.
I’m going to ram your head into a stop sign when we all go to SF for the day. Then I’ll feed you to the seals. Those meat-eating fuckers’ll chew anything that moves.