Shit, I forgot til just now: All you whazzers congratulate Cal for turning the big 3-0. Happy 30th, Cal! I remember when you were young. Very, very young. Now you are old. Very, very old. What did you do for the “big day?” No whazz or pills or porn, I’m guessing… you know, don’t mix work and pleasure… but what did you do in honor of your b-day? Eat a big plate of corn and then eat a tofutti cuttie with a candle in it? I want every whazzer to tell a story about when they first met cal, even SDS and the other whazzers who have known him for a week or so. So 4nyaya, when you post 1st 11 seconds after I post this bitch I want you to include your “when I met Cal” story. Me? I’m going to have to think about it for a moment… it was so long ago.