[UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!]
Since you all piss me off, I decided to punish you with a new version of ZacFacts! for the year of 2004. Read about me and weep, you soiled-in-the-pants perverts. Now back to your regularly scheduled anti-right wing media rant…
This is retarded, and the reason why there is no hope for a Democratic presidential candidate: this article presupposes so much about Howard Dean’s personal life (while making stupid assertations about the content of TV), that you know come summer this kind of shit is going to be all over Faux News and CNN. The author of this shit (who never prints a byline so I would know where to send an email that says: “why are you so fucking dumb?”) actually typed the words:
Why don’t the Deans have cable TV?
Surely, Dean and his wife are worth millions, so the monthly cost of the paid programming coughed up by the average American family is not an issue for them.
No CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, no “Sopranos,” no ESPN, no nothing? Is it possible that Judith and Howard just don’t want their kids exposed to the nasty influence of the violent, sexually explicity programming found on the likes of HBO, Showtime and other channels?
Perhaps the Deans are secret supporters of fellow Democrat Joe Lieberman’s crusade to clean up Hollywood.
It may be difficult to imagine that a presidential candidate doesn’t have access to the all-news TV networks – unless they just can’t stomach the stench coming out from Hollywood.
That last paragraph is particularly hilarious. The author says that the Deans don’t have access to “all-news TV networks,” which he then equates with “the stench coming out of Hollywood”. Buddy, the shit that the “all-news networks” are coming up with is way, way, way beyond anything Hollywood could spew out. You needn’t look further than New York (Faux News) or Atlanta (CNN) for all of your stench-filled “newstainment” of the fucking day.
Jesus Christ, the fucker actually tried to call Dean on the fact that he wouldn’t want to watch the piss that they pass off for news! Fuck you, Newsmax! Fuck you right in your ass!