49 thoughts on “What I Think Of The Bachelorette And It’s Ilk:

  1. Prankster picks on drive-through customers

    TROY, Mich. – Some drive-through customers at a Burger King are getting more with their meals than they expected.

    Police in the north Detroit suburb are looking for someone who is using a device to broadcast on the same frequency as a Burger King drive-through speaker, The Detroit News reported Thursday.

    The person has interrupted business transactions three times, most recently Tuesday, with obscene remarks to startled customers.

    When the 41-year-old manager went outside to apologize to customers and look for the source of the mischief, a voice boomed out of the outdoor speaker: “There’s nothing you or the police can do about this, so get … back inside and take your goons with you,” Troy Police Lt. Gerry Scherlinck said.

    Police suspect the calls are being made by a radio transmitter or walkie-talkie near the restaurant. The person could be charged with a misdemeanor if caught.

    Kevin Barnes, a spokesman for Michigan Multi King, which owns the restaurant, said his company wants to keep the incidents low-key.

    “It’s rare, but I’ve heard this has happened at other businesses,” he said.

  2. this past weekend i got a drunk message from my tontita jenh. it was very explicit and she wanted to do many things w/ me. she said she wanted me to buy a video camera so we could not only watch it later, but also hook it up to the tv so we could watch ourselves in mid-coitous. needless to say, i went to best buy & now i’ve got a kick ass camera.

  3. Son, I was bangin bitches without rubbers…then I had you to ruin my life. Jenh reminds me of a young Ms. Madd Scientist’s Mom.

  4. Son, your mom’s right. When are you going to put down all that tube steak and go on a diet?

  5. Workin at Intevac this week. Pretty fun. Right now, I get to listen to Ludacris. P-Poppin. That’s my ghetto speak for the week. Casperson, I’m gonna talk to ghetto to you about p poppin. Get ready.

  6. Closed message to “Jen” H.:

    I had a dream last nite where u were ghetto & p poppin. your hair was cornrowed on top & the rest was dreaded…hot.

  7. Every morning when I check my UW alumni email account, I notice the baby picture of whatever Badger baby they’re featuring that day. When I have a baby, I’m going to dress it up in Badger clothes and send its picture in to the UW alumni site so I can play the game too. It’s going to be so cool.

  8. What is p poppin?

    I’m going to dress your baby up like a spider. That ought to cure Zach of his phobia.

    There is a little girl at my mom’s school that keeps asking her if she (my mom) is black. My mom keeps telling her that she is white, but the little girl, Javontae, responds with: are you sure? My mom thinks that the girl can’t figure out why she likes Mrs. Hanson if Mrs. Hanson is a white person. GANSTA BOO = Mrs. Hanson.

  9. why p poppin of course is short for ‘pussy poppin.’ it can also be varied & used in such statements as…’pop that pussy w/ precision.’ i believe this term to have been originated in the south, but yet it has also been heard throughout the underground bay area rap for quite sometime now. its just now coming to light in the mainstream.

  10. 1. Thank you very much for that informative explanation behind the etymology of “p poppin,” gansta boo.

    2. Why do the Republicans like space so much? Is it because they think there are poor people hiding out there for them to kill?

  11. i find it odd u ask about number 2…didn’t JFK start a lot of the programs to get us to the moon. wasn’t he a democrat too. i’m sorry, i could be wrong cuz politics are dum, not me.

  12. also, i don’t think guys can be a ‘gangsta boo.’ maybe a homo could, but not a straight guy; therefore, please don’t call me that cuz its a term reserved for girls. thanx gangsta boo.

  13. 1. I’m going to buy those rims first and thug out my 98 Corolla.
    2. Gansta boo, I’m comfortable enough with your femininity to call you that. Thanx, Gansta boo. You do hang out with the Gayy Scientist quite a lot…

  14. ug. moneypenny you got me reading all the craigslist “best of” how can i get any work done? anyway this one is kind of funny:

    TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISH
    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    Maybe = No
    We need = I want
    I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
    We need to talk = I need to complain
    Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to
    Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
    Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
    I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
    Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead
    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    You’re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
    It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
    I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

    TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISH
    I’m hungry = I’m hungry
    I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
    I’m tired = I’m tired
    Nice dress = Nice cleavage
    I love you = Let’s have sex now
    I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
    What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
    I love you, too = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
    May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
    Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
    I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

  15. 1. well zack-attack…thats actually quite the deal as the most moderately priced twenty deuces usually start around 500 hundo for just rims, i.e. no tires. you’d be lookin at 350 for each tire (for a pirelli or nitto type), but those will come w/ a warranty if store bought. so if that bitch goes flat, u dish out another 350. typically you’d look to spend about $3,600 up to 6k for a 22 setup. i’d go for them if i were you & u like the design. why, cuz thats a hard deal to pass up, but yet i’d only do it if i could check them out first. also, unless the tires are already mounted, you will have to mount and balance them. tack on…lets say…about 1 hundred. even if they are used and in good condition, it could be worth it. also, i didn’t notice, but does the bolt pattern match up to your truck’s? if they don’t, don’t even bother.

    2. i hate the gayy scientist & the fagg scientist. they are gayy and fagg respectively. also, where did u find my feminine side?

  16. zach, i also forgot to mention that the rims wouldn’t have a warranty either. its possible that if they are 2-piece rims they could leak. its also possible that one could be out of round, thus unbalanceable. ask the dude if u can get them mounted & then buy them.

  17. 1. Scott, I need to talk to you about this some more in person.
    2. GMC: no go tonight, Judd is home sick today and the only tickets left were high, high, high up in the sky.

  18. 1. I can’t believe I now know such in depth knowledge about buying 22 inch rims. Christ.
    2. That’s it. My brain is fried.

  19. you’re learing a lot today jenh…p poppin, gangsta boo, & 22’s. the day is almost half over, who knows what will go on next.

  20. don’t learn too much jenh, cuz then you will realize how stupid everyone is, but you probably still won’t be able to comprehend how they can actually be that stupid and not even acknowledge it.

  21. Like our constituents who write in supporting the legalization of marijuana on the grounds that we should defend the Rastafarians right to practice their religion, in addition to the fact that we could cure cancer that way.

    Smoke some more, buddy!

  22. I am going to go on record here. I do not want to buy/purchase/trade anything for/steal, with funds from any Moneypenny credit card or bank account, any size rims that do not come with a warranty, might leak, be out of round, or be unbalanceable. If these rims are purchased and then later there are problems with them, I will go insane. Chiclet insane.

  23. zach, i say go ahead and buy them.

    if there are problems and RC goes crazy, i will laugh. Chiclet laugh.

  24. RC: I JUST REMEMBERED YOU OWE ME MONEY FOR DINNER.

    you and your husband need to stop fiending off of my lack of short term memory to gain free food!

    holla

  25. 10-4 Mike. I haven’t forgotten. I’ll write you a check tonight. I don’t fiend off of your lack of short term memory to gain free food.

  26. Madd I am now going to turn down all job offers and fiend off of your lack of short term memory to gain free food, free housing, your car, your girl, and your weed. Ah the easy life.

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