So last night we had several close acquaintances over to watch what is normally the best WWF show of the year: The Royal Rumble. A 30 man Battle Royal to decide who goes on to the Main Event at Wrestlemania in March. As is our custom, for every match you pick the winner before the opening bell; if your pick loses then you have to chug one (1) can of beer. Side bets are allowed (e.g., “hey, I bet you half a beer that the jilted ex-lover of that wrestler comes out and sticks a dildo in his ass resulting in a DQ” “you’re on man!”).
Prior to this PPV, the loser of the main event match also received, courtesy of the winners, one Flair Chop. For the Royal Rumble, though, we had to do something bigger and better. And thus I bring you:
Wherein, if, out of the 30 wrestlers in the Rumble, you pick the one who wins it all, you are allowed to perform one (1) wrestling move on any other contestant into the pool in our backyard. Guess who won? Me. Moneypenny. RAJ. Hell yes. What person did I choose? The Madd Scientist. What move did I do? A bulldog.
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So after I did that everyone else wanted to get into the fun as well. So, without further ado, here are a few more idiots like myself doing wrestling moves into a swimming pool: