in a somewhat odd $500 swing, zach went from being in the hole $200+ to be sitting in a $100 buy in heads up tourney with the scientist to go up $300+ on the night.
we have a problem.
after a 45 minute battle royal where pit falls and submissions DO NOT COUNT, the scientist with AJd called an all in preflop raise by zach with A9o. the 9 never came.
the scientist is o so tite.
well zach, you still went to bed with 100 lil’ washingtons to fluff up your nighty night time pillow. good show.
also, scat update, i made it to the boss on level IV. this time i think it is the last guy, but i am probably most certainly wrong.
poo poo pa choo.
in taint news, mine smells. this is because i am fat. also due to a love of bacon and gopher racing. a grown man does not die.
are we gigglin? er?
in keyboard news letters are up big while special characters are obscured with a shift necessity. racial equality is on the forefront.
the queen of england might be able to help the jews.
VCRs are cool, but not sam malone cool.
i think if 2 pac was alive today he would spell his name twopac… just because, you know, Xpac was taken. also, elvis would be called earl.
if corn could feed 2 midgets for a week, then what could a zoolywhacker do for chicken? what about chicken sticks? where do they fall in the pyramid of dopplehangers? somewhere in the middle? somewhere slightly off center? africa?
if a butt makes poop, and urine is yellow, then why all the attitude? seriously… if a helper monkey can wax a chevrolet, then a yelping flunky can dance in the hay. hey hey.
we. are. the. monkeys.