A small update to yesterday’s breathless report that New Orleans would, by tonight, be The New Atlantis at the bottom of the Mississippi Delta. According to ABC News, Hurricane Ivan turned East at the last moment to stave off the destruction of New Orleans at the last minute. That damn city has used up a considerable amount of its nine lives.
In other news, it appears as though Laura Welch (now Laura Bush), killed her boyfriend in high school. Of course, the so-called liberal media have not pressed for any details as to why, though she was at LEAST involved in manslaughter, Laura was never even cited for the accident. Just another friendly reminder on why you should hate the Bush family.