Gobbledy-Gee

I’m stuck here wondering about the long-term viability of California living. Will we fall into the Pacific Ocean when the Big One hits? Will we be turned out into the elements when the stock market crashes again? Will my marriage survive One Year Starring The Madd Scientist? What exactly do the next 5 years have in store for Erin and Zachery Moneypenny? I guess we’ll find out on Tuesday, Oct. 12th when we (hopefully) close on our home.

9 thoughts on “Gobbledy-Gee

  1. All good reasons to move back to Wisco and start living Milwaukee style. Plus, sometimes funny things happen like, you go out to dinner against your will yet already half in the bag and lo and behold Big Show and his wife are having a romantic dinner at the table next to yours. So then you try to keep whispering obnoxious questions at their table like, “PSST – What did you guys order?” Until your nice and somewhat antagonistic friend tells you to let the happy couple have their dinner in peace. Therefore, you resolve to be mad for the entire dinner until the chop salad that you didn’t even want to order makes its appearance – and how can you be mad when something like a chop salad changes your entire existence? The best quote was from my dining partner while I was eating my salad: I wish you made noises like that about me.

  2. live from mad town… drunk on smirnoff triple black i bought from regent street liquors…
    it’s the madd genius here to answer all.

    1) Will we fall into the Pacific Ocean when the Big One hits?

    millions of years of earthquake history dictate you don’t need to worry what will happen geographically in the next 50 years. worrying is a waste of time… always.

    2) Will we be turned out into the elements when the stock market crashes again?

    more than likely if you are too stuborn to switch careers when the crash is imminent. if not, there will always be money, so there will always a need for accountants. erin is a lock for work. 2 words: house husband.

    3) Will my marriage survive One Year Starring The Madd Scientist?

    wow. if you are asking that question you already have the answer to a different question.

    4) What exactly do the next 5 years have in store for Erin and Zachery Moneypenny?

    debt.

  3. Jen, speaking of that dinner…was your friend Justin Williams from NBC15 news? If not, he bears a remarkable resemblance.

  4. Almost forgot…anyone who still has his number go ahead and give a shout out to Todd…today is the big two-eight. Damn, he’s almost as old as Springer…

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