Happy Birthday Jen!!

Happy birthday to Jenny, happy birthday to Jenny, happy birthday to Jenny, happy birthday to Jenny. None of that Jen H. shit. I’m doin this old school.

11 thoughts on “Happy Birthday Jen!!

  1. Remember when it was cool to get older…16 = driver’s license, 18 = vote, 21 = drinking (not that age ever stopped any of us). Now, getting old is just getting old. But as my grandma says, you’re only as old as you feel…and if that is the case, some days I think I am 129. Happy Birthday Jen!

  2. Speaking of old school shit, check out who wrote this letter to the editor:

    http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2004/10/28/letters_to_editor/iq_3166357.txt

    I see myself as Bush’s employer so I must determine if I want him to continue his employment. How will I do this? I will look at his accomplishments, like any employer would do. Here are his (Bush) accomplishments: More than two million Americans have lost their jobs since he took office.

    He set the record for least number of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

    He spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupt the U.S. Treasury.

    He is the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

    He misled the nation in the State of Union address about the reasons for attacking Iraq. He invaded and occupied two countries at a cost of $1 billion per week.

    He set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

    He failed to fulfill his pledge to capture Osama bin Laden.

    He is the first U.S. president in history to withdraw the United States from the United Nations Human Rights Commission and from the International Criminal Court.

    The war and civilian causalities, and the endless war are not impressive.

    Who hired this guy? His accomplishments as the governor of Texas are no better. What about his education and experience? This is no better! How did he become president of the United States? Oh! It was the 2000 election in Florida! His resume is not impressive. His job performance is appalling. I’ll let him stay until Nov. 2 then I will have to fire him.

    Rod Kennedy

  3. No, I mean it was such a good comment that I’ve already used it to craft another post. It’s just waiting to be made public. Probably tomorrow.

  4. Ahh, that makes more sense. I didn’t think it was already somewhere else…

    “Hit the ball SQUARE! (sound of tennis racquet crashing into fence)”

    Mrs. Sparks’ ex, you know.

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