Going to be a busy two weeks…

Posting may be a tad slow for the next two weeks, as I have several high priority commitments all converging simultaneously.

  • We have until next Wednesday to get the old house in Sunnyvale cleaned up and ready to be vacated. Due to some damage, I need to replace an interior dooor and we need to steam-clean the fuck out of the carpets.That is planned for this weekend.
  • The credit union that my car loan is through completely fucked up my account in August, then didn’t bother to tell me about it until a day before my November payment was due. Now I need to scrape together some money while attempting to re-fi my way out of that shithole.
  • Have to go to Monterey(ay?) on Saturday for the Annual Grant Thornton Pre-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Dinner.
  • Have to make sure our finances are in order for our first mortgage payment on December 1st.
  • I’m starting in a new role at work so I’m attempting to transition.
  • I’m in all-day training all next week, so I have no time to try and do anything from my desk since I’ll be in a classroom.

Just a lot of stuff all happening at once. I’m planning on posting when I can, but it’ll probably be sporadic until Thanksgiving Weekend.

–Thanksgiving Whazz w/Gravy, mmmm-mmmmm

36 thoughts on “Going to be a busy two weeks…

  1. in other news….

    tiny robot was shot outside KC after a show at the electronics boutique…

    furst u bitches!

    peace.

  2. I tried thinking of something funny to say, but couldn’t. I think I’m getting old.

    wakka wakka wakka, hey Cal, Colossal Pete is doing a book-signing down on market street today! let’s go get a Colossal Autograph!

  3. yeah i already read his book:

    Colossal Pete – Alone in the Ring.

    A gentle giant who’s early career missteps (brought about in large part to network over-exposure and poor management) nearly lead his death, Colossal Pete (Peter Lomarr) was Discovered while digging an out-of-doors pit “where I could get asleep”.

    Pete soon captured the hearts of millions with his “Colossal Clompy Stompy” a move often inflicting more damage to himself than to his opponents. Ever the audience pleaser, Pete once drank a gallon of gasoline to the delight of the crowd of 70,000 at the A&W SuperPlex Arena.

    Was this review helpful to you?

  4. Yes, actually it was rather helpful. Good job, old bean. By the way, was that the same A&W SuperPlex Arena where The Masked Strangler won the Super Platinum-Weight Belt at Rasslefest 78?

  5. o & if u can’t pick up on the asshole sarcasm than u are stupid & shouldn’t whazz like the ppl in bama.

  6. You ever been to Kay-See Moe? Those motherfuckas a re straight bangin, asshole. I wouldn’t step down there without a crew or a gat… preferably a crew with gats.

  7. actually i have been to KC. why must u group everyone in KC as a banger, asshole? & i said midwest, not KC, since ‘the midwest is starting a war.’ & why must i be an asshole, asshole?

  8. One more thing, 4nyay, I hope you don’t have to spell where you work. Those dudes must be pissed at you. Of course, perhaps Microsoft’s built-in spellcheck works wonders… I’m not sure.

  9. (HAVE) You ever been to Kay-See Moe (K.C., MO)? Those motherfuckas (MOTHERFUCKERS) a re (ARE) straight bangin (BANGING), asshole (FRAGMENT, CONSIDER REVISING). I wouldn’t step down there without a crew or a gat… preferably a crew with gats.

  10. Alberto Gonzales to succeed John Ashcroft as Attorney General:

    Gonzales has been quoted as describing the Geneva Conventions as “obsolete” and “quaint”. He claimed that the war on terrorism makes such protections outdated. In a 2002 memo, he advised the White House that the torture of terrorist detainees held on foreign soil “may be justified,” and that international laws prohibiting torture “may be unconstitutional.” In remarks before the American Bar Association, Gonzales argued that “enemy combatants…need not be ‘guilty’ of anything” to be detained “for the duration of hostilities.” In the context of a global war on terror without visible end, this could mean lifelong imprisonment without trial.
    http://www.commondreams.org/news2004/1110-19.htm

  11. I mailed Sean. He killed a fucking tarantula with a machete, and that deserves at least something… right? Right? RIGHT!

  12. jen don’t get all objection overruled lawyer angry on me… funny about “sam hill” no? i was wondering where the sam hill that saying came from and found this:

    What in [the] Sam Hill?, who the Sam Hill? are “avoidance phrases” similar to the “minced oaths”… people generally more reluctant to say what in the damn[ed] hell… This is an American euphemism for hell. It dates to at least 1839. The origin is unknown, but undoubtedly the hill is an alteration of hell.

    fascinating

  13. Yes, Cal: facinating. I now pronounce you gayly married to the universe. You may kiss the bride…er, whatever.

  14. Oneil has been quoted as describing Cal as “obsolete” and “quaint”. He claimed that the war beligerancy makes such protections outdated. In a 2002 memo, he advised the White House that the torture of Cal and his buddies held on foreign soil “may be justified,” and that international laws prohibiting torture “may be unconstitutional.” In remarks before the American Bar Association, Oneil argued that “Cal…need not be ‘guilty’ of anything” to be detained “for the duration of hostilities.” In the context of a global war on tofutti cutties without visible end, this could mean lifelong imprisonment without trial.

  15. Perhaps, though, fliping an insult IS valid if the flipee does not spell the word ‘flipping’ correctly. We’ll go to the instant replay on that one. … … Shit, he was down by contact.

  16. 1. We haven’t seen this rate of whazzing since 2003. A+ work, whazzers.

    2. CAL. Seriously.

    3. I love that “I now pronounce you gayly married to the universe.” I’m going to use that one.

    4. I’m now a law snob. There are these gunners in my tort law class who make me crazy, and today I told this girl that “those are the kind of people who go into family law practice.” What has happened to me?

  17. Torture? The only weapon I need against Cal and beligerance is cockpunching, which is allowed under the Geneva Convention, even during peacetime.

    Gunners are law students who like to try to show off in class by answering lots of questions. I’m sure Jen is one.

  18. Actually, I’m not a gunner. Usually I sit there in a constant steady state of fear and panic hoping that the professor won’t call on me.

  19. Never thought that Whazzmaster would be a source of law school inside lingo, but there you go. I leanrred something new today. Actually three somethings: what a gunner is, that it is Sean Quealy’s birthday, and how the Email Forms feature was built in 2003. Yippee, now I’m cooking a pot roast.

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