Wow, I really didn’t think any company would ever be that stupid but not only did Virgin Mobile blow my mind, they shit in my empty skull once the brain was blown. Their new ad campaign, Chrismahanakwanzakah, is not insulting to me on a religious level, so much as on a basically intellectual level. Hey Virgin, how do you suggest I get to the store to buy your product? Perhaps on a platrabikar. And when I complete my purchatransactabuy I’ll head over to McBurgerCarl’s King for a chickeburgenchilado. You filthy retards over at Virgin Advertising; I hate you. I hope whoever wins that Charlie Branson’s Rebel Millionaire show goes over to the marketing office and stomps on the dick of whoever made this shit up.
–whazz is just whazz, no matter what the marketing slogan